I'm red after becoming an honorary underworld
Chapter 58 Sorry, I'm Straight!
When White rushed to Ning Zhi'an excitedly, he heard Master Guan say to Ning Zhi'an firmly: "Little friend, don't be modest, you must be Master Bai's best friend in Yangjian! Let me guess." ,Aren’t you an actor on the surface, but secretly you have profound knowledge, and catch ghosts to play with from time to time?”
White didn't know what happened, but when he heard this, he sat on the branch of a tree and said loudly: "Daddy, this person is fine, and I can see the deep friendship between you and me. It seems that this Taoist priest has something. !"
Ning Zhi'an didn't expect that this ghost would dare to appear in front of him at this time, he coldly said to Master Guan: "You really found the wrong person."
White was in high spirits: "Don't be humble, sir, you hurt my fragile heart and our indestructible relationship by saying that!"
Ning Zhi'an was so angry that the evil ghost first complained, his eyes darkened, his pretty face was slightly ferocious, he asked Master Guan with a half-hearted smile: "What is the last name of the best friend that Master Bai claims?"
Master Guan didn't even think about it: "My surname is Ji, the film king, and rich."
...White fell silent, and fell down from the tree with a "boom".
Ning Zhian poker-faced, pointed to himself: "My surname is Ning, [-]th line, no money."
Master Guan rubbed the back of his head and left in a puzzled manner.
The moonlight is clear, the shadows of the trees are whirling, and the dim street lamps elongate the shadows.
Ning Zhi'an walked under the root of the tree, feeling vicious, ready to give White a hard kick!
Seeing that White was about to be kicked, Ning Zhi'an felt a little apprehensive again, it was a ghost.
So he changed direction temporarily, and in order to express his anger, he stomped heavily on the ground!
The dust was flying, and White sat on the ground and rubbed his face in a daze, with a puzzled look in his dark eyes.
"Big Daddy, before you actors lose their temper, do you have to do a warm-up with high legs?"
Gu Mantong also looked at Ning Zhi'an dumbfounded.
Ning Zhi'an: ...
Ning Zhian tried too hard just now, and now his legs are numb. He felt revenge instantly, and asked three times: "Who are you? Do we know each other? Are you here to see Teacher Ji?"
White got up dejectedly, and patted the dirt on his body.
He shook the hook lock, threw Gumantong in front of Ning Zhi'an, flatteringly said: "Come on, Tongtong, give Da Da a bow, let Da Da calm down!"
The leaders of the underworld actually allow White to abuse children like this?
Ning Zhi'an was once again disappointed with the underworld's judicial system.
It happened that Ning Zhi'an was worried about being burned, and now that White was in front of him, Ning Zhi'an didn't ask in vain: "By the way, I'll ask you a question."
Humans and ghosts have different ideas, Ning Zhian is a living person, and he didn't want to admit that he was enshrined in a golden statue, so he asked vaguely: "What will happen if a ghost is enshrined and burnt incense? "
White couldn't help but pouted: "I'll be ecstatic."
"...Then if a living person is enshrined and burnt incense, what will happen?"
White suddenly became serious, looking at Ning Zhi'an solemnly.
White: "Big, these are two questions."
After finishing speaking, White laughed loudly: "Daddy, am I very humorous? Last year I won the third prize in the Underworld's joke-telling contest!"
Gumantong has been deeply influenced by White recently, and he also grinned cheerfully.
Under Ning Zhian's expressionless gaze, White gradually restrained his smile, showing a thoughtful expression.
"If there are living people being enshrined." White thought for a while, biting his teeth, and said in amazement, "How angry..."
Ning Zhi'an turned around and left.
With this time, he might as well observe himself!Anyway, Feng Xun is going to offer incense to him later, and Gao Low is going to come for this one time.
Little star, don't be afraid.
Just face it bravely!
White flicked the hook and followed Ning Zhi'an, and said with a smile, "Hahahaha, I'm just joking with you, how can a living person receive offerings? Your question is really stupid, and you don't have the style of your past."
The unemployed little star stopped: "Really? Are you sure?"
White has been an impermanent for so many years, and he considers himself an experienced and prudent ghost messenger. Hearing this, he didn't even think about it: "Of course, if there are really unlucky living people who can receive incense offerings..."
"I'll tie the ecstasy lock around my neck, and let this Gumantong walk me every day instead!"
After a moment of silence, Ning Zhi'an and Gu Mantong spoke almost at the same time——
"you swear?"
"Can you make a note?"
White's character was brutally questioned, and he was incompetent and furious on the spot. He tore down several grasses on the roadside.
She was crossing her hips, ready to have a fierce fight with Ning Zhi'an, when a mysterious mirror suddenly lit up in her chest.
White's expression changed, and with a "whoosh" he swiftly walked behind Ning Zhi'an.In the next second, he made a trick, just like the last time he caught the ghost of the Qing Dynasty, he suddenly disappeared out of thin air with Gumantong.
Before Ning Zhian could react, the ghost disappeared, and then there was a chill in his ear: "Big Daddy, a vampire is walking towards you, don't move."
"Come towards me, shouldn't you be catching ghosts? Why are you running?" Ning Zhi'an was a little scared, her dark and beautiful almond eyes swept around, and said in a low voice.
"Ha Chirp!" Ning Zhi'an suddenly felt a strange smell in his nose, a little fragrant and a little pungent, he didn't care much, rubbed the red tip of his nose, and looked ahead vigilantly.
In the villa, Feng Xun carefully selected the thickest incense and walked to the golden statue of the unemployed starlet.
It was finally time to honor the unemployed little star, Feng Xun was a little nervous, he subconsciously wanted to find Ning Zhi'an, but found that he had disappeared.
Feng Xun wanted to find Ji Zhaoran again, but found that Ji Zhaoran was also missing.
"Okay." Feng Xun took off his reading glasses, took out a lighter from the bookcase, and prepared to light the thickest stick of incense. "I'm not here, I'll burn the incense myself."
Ning Zhi'an and White once caught ghosts from the Qing Dynasty. They have some experience in catching ghosts, and because they were approached by many ghosts before, their mentality has improved significantly. In terms of position, although Ning Zhian is very scared now, he can roughly cooperate with White.
White said furtively: "The vampire will stop doing crimes when he sees me."
Ning Zhi'an rubbed her ears, suspecting that she had misheard, is this something a ghost messenger should say? ? ?
White explained: "He came here for you, and he must have no good intentions. But our underworld can't discriminate against ghosts, and we can't just arrest him just because he is a vampire. This is unreasonable. I have to catch him on the spot."
While speaking, Ning Zhi'an could already see a tall and handsome foreign man slowly walking towards him.Thinking of the news on the radio, Ning Zhi'an felt a little stiff, and his throat rolled slightly.
White whispered: "Daddy, don't be afraid, you are my eyeliner now!"
Under the moonlight, the vampire was pale and handsome. He walked up to Ning Zhian, smiled like a gentleman, and said in fluent Mandarin: "Hi, I really want to get to know you, let me introduce myself, my name is White. "
Ning Zhi'an: ...
White: ………
White: Damn you.
Otherwise, just take it away?
Ning Zhi'an strictly kept his name secret, and said nonsense, "Hi, my name is Black."
Vampire White smiled, and took another step towards Ning Zhi'an: "You are so cute."
I don't know why, Ning Zhian wanted to sneeze again, he straightened back, avoiding the vampire White: "What's the matter with you?"
"I'm lost, can you show me the way?"
Ning Zhian let out an "ah", although he was not familiar with this place, he still cleverly didn't show it, Ning Zhian asked casually, "Where are you going?"
The orange light from the street lamp fell on Ning Zhi'an's beautiful side face, casting a faint shadow on the upturned nasal bone.Ning Zhi'an was in a hurry to go out without wearing a scarf, revealing a section of her slender and fair neck, which looked extraordinarily attractive.
The vampire White looked at Ning Zhi'an greedily, and smiled: "Go to your heart."
vomit! ! !
Ning Zhi'an almost vomited!
White and Gumantong didn't have to hold back, they vomited exaggeratedly and loudly.
Ning Zhi'an held back his nausea and said loudly, "I'm sorry, I'm a straight man!"
The vomiting stopped abruptly.
After a moment of silence, White and Gumantong spoke at the same time——
"you swear?"
"Can you make a note?"
White didn't know what happened, but when he heard this, he sat on the branch of a tree and said loudly: "Daddy, this person is fine, and I can see the deep friendship between you and me. It seems that this Taoist priest has something. !"
Ning Zhi'an didn't expect that this ghost would dare to appear in front of him at this time, he coldly said to Master Guan: "You really found the wrong person."
White was in high spirits: "Don't be humble, sir, you hurt my fragile heart and our indestructible relationship by saying that!"
Ning Zhi'an was so angry that the evil ghost first complained, his eyes darkened, his pretty face was slightly ferocious, he asked Master Guan with a half-hearted smile: "What is the last name of the best friend that Master Bai claims?"
Master Guan didn't even think about it: "My surname is Ji, the film king, and rich."
...White fell silent, and fell down from the tree with a "boom".
Ning Zhian poker-faced, pointed to himself: "My surname is Ning, [-]th line, no money."
Master Guan rubbed the back of his head and left in a puzzled manner.
The moonlight is clear, the shadows of the trees are whirling, and the dim street lamps elongate the shadows.
Ning Zhi'an walked under the root of the tree, feeling vicious, ready to give White a hard kick!
Seeing that White was about to be kicked, Ning Zhi'an felt a little apprehensive again, it was a ghost.
So he changed direction temporarily, and in order to express his anger, he stomped heavily on the ground!
The dust was flying, and White sat on the ground and rubbed his face in a daze, with a puzzled look in his dark eyes.
"Big Daddy, before you actors lose their temper, do you have to do a warm-up with high legs?"
Gu Mantong also looked at Ning Zhi'an dumbfounded.
Ning Zhi'an: ...
Ning Zhian tried too hard just now, and now his legs are numb. He felt revenge instantly, and asked three times: "Who are you? Do we know each other? Are you here to see Teacher Ji?"
White got up dejectedly, and patted the dirt on his body.
He shook the hook lock, threw Gumantong in front of Ning Zhi'an, flatteringly said: "Come on, Tongtong, give Da Da a bow, let Da Da calm down!"
The leaders of the underworld actually allow White to abuse children like this?
Ning Zhi'an was once again disappointed with the underworld's judicial system.
It happened that Ning Zhi'an was worried about being burned, and now that White was in front of him, Ning Zhi'an didn't ask in vain: "By the way, I'll ask you a question."
Humans and ghosts have different ideas, Ning Zhian is a living person, and he didn't want to admit that he was enshrined in a golden statue, so he asked vaguely: "What will happen if a ghost is enshrined and burnt incense? "
White couldn't help but pouted: "I'll be ecstatic."
"...Then if a living person is enshrined and burnt incense, what will happen?"
White suddenly became serious, looking at Ning Zhi'an solemnly.
White: "Big, these are two questions."
After finishing speaking, White laughed loudly: "Daddy, am I very humorous? Last year I won the third prize in the Underworld's joke-telling contest!"
Gumantong has been deeply influenced by White recently, and he also grinned cheerfully.
Under Ning Zhian's expressionless gaze, White gradually restrained his smile, showing a thoughtful expression.
"If there are living people being enshrined." White thought for a while, biting his teeth, and said in amazement, "How angry..."
Ning Zhi'an turned around and left.
With this time, he might as well observe himself!Anyway, Feng Xun is going to offer incense to him later, and Gao Low is going to come for this one time.
Little star, don't be afraid.
Just face it bravely!
White flicked the hook and followed Ning Zhi'an, and said with a smile, "Hahahaha, I'm just joking with you, how can a living person receive offerings? Your question is really stupid, and you don't have the style of your past."
The unemployed little star stopped: "Really? Are you sure?"
White has been an impermanent for so many years, and he considers himself an experienced and prudent ghost messenger. Hearing this, he didn't even think about it: "Of course, if there are really unlucky living people who can receive incense offerings..."
"I'll tie the ecstasy lock around my neck, and let this Gumantong walk me every day instead!"
After a moment of silence, Ning Zhi'an and Gu Mantong spoke almost at the same time——
"you swear?"
"Can you make a note?"
White's character was brutally questioned, and he was incompetent and furious on the spot. He tore down several grasses on the roadside.
She was crossing her hips, ready to have a fierce fight with Ning Zhi'an, when a mysterious mirror suddenly lit up in her chest.
White's expression changed, and with a "whoosh" he swiftly walked behind Ning Zhi'an.In the next second, he made a trick, just like the last time he caught the ghost of the Qing Dynasty, he suddenly disappeared out of thin air with Gumantong.
Before Ning Zhian could react, the ghost disappeared, and then there was a chill in his ear: "Big Daddy, a vampire is walking towards you, don't move."
"Come towards me, shouldn't you be catching ghosts? Why are you running?" Ning Zhi'an was a little scared, her dark and beautiful almond eyes swept around, and said in a low voice.
"Ha Chirp!" Ning Zhi'an suddenly felt a strange smell in his nose, a little fragrant and a little pungent, he didn't care much, rubbed the red tip of his nose, and looked ahead vigilantly.
In the villa, Feng Xun carefully selected the thickest incense and walked to the golden statue of the unemployed starlet.
It was finally time to honor the unemployed little star, Feng Xun was a little nervous, he subconsciously wanted to find Ning Zhi'an, but found that he had disappeared.
Feng Xun wanted to find Ji Zhaoran again, but found that Ji Zhaoran was also missing.
"Okay." Feng Xun took off his reading glasses, took out a lighter from the bookcase, and prepared to light the thickest stick of incense. "I'm not here, I'll burn the incense myself."
Ning Zhi'an and White once caught ghosts from the Qing Dynasty. They have some experience in catching ghosts, and because they were approached by many ghosts before, their mentality has improved significantly. In terms of position, although Ning Zhian is very scared now, he can roughly cooperate with White.
White said furtively: "The vampire will stop doing crimes when he sees me."
Ning Zhi'an rubbed her ears, suspecting that she had misheard, is this something a ghost messenger should say? ? ?
White explained: "He came here for you, and he must have no good intentions. But our underworld can't discriminate against ghosts, and we can't just arrest him just because he is a vampire. This is unreasonable. I have to catch him on the spot."
While speaking, Ning Zhi'an could already see a tall and handsome foreign man slowly walking towards him.Thinking of the news on the radio, Ning Zhi'an felt a little stiff, and his throat rolled slightly.
White whispered: "Daddy, don't be afraid, you are my eyeliner now!"
Under the moonlight, the vampire was pale and handsome. He walked up to Ning Zhian, smiled like a gentleman, and said in fluent Mandarin: "Hi, I really want to get to know you, let me introduce myself, my name is White. "
Ning Zhi'an: ...
White: ………
White: Damn you.
Otherwise, just take it away?
Ning Zhi'an strictly kept his name secret, and said nonsense, "Hi, my name is Black."
Vampire White smiled, and took another step towards Ning Zhi'an: "You are so cute."
I don't know why, Ning Zhian wanted to sneeze again, he straightened back, avoiding the vampire White: "What's the matter with you?"
"I'm lost, can you show me the way?"
Ning Zhian let out an "ah", although he was not familiar with this place, he still cleverly didn't show it, Ning Zhian asked casually, "Where are you going?"
The orange light from the street lamp fell on Ning Zhi'an's beautiful side face, casting a faint shadow on the upturned nasal bone.Ning Zhi'an was in a hurry to go out without wearing a scarf, revealing a section of her slender and fair neck, which looked extraordinarily attractive.
The vampire White looked at Ning Zhi'an greedily, and smiled: "Go to your heart."
vomit! ! !
Ning Zhi'an almost vomited!
White and Gumantong didn't have to hold back, they vomited exaggeratedly and loudly.
Ning Zhi'an held back his nausea and said loudly, "I'm sorry, I'm a straight man!"
The vomiting stopped abruptly.
After a moment of silence, White and Gumantong spoke at the same time——
"you swear?"
"Can you make a note?"
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