I'm red after becoming an honorary underworld

Shen Luoze's home is a large flat with four bedrooms, the dark gray marble floor is very bright.

As soon as he entered the door, Ning Zhi'an met a colorful parrot on the suspension.

Seeing Ning Zhi'an, the parrot excitedly said in a male duck voice: "Little fairy, force 0 to be 1, the sky will be struck by lightning!"

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

All the ghosts: "Oh~"

Ning Zhian glanced at Shen Luoze resentfully.

How many times have I repeated this, even parrots have learned it!

Seeing this, Shen Luoze hugged the two books shyly: "It learns things faster, and it memorized it after I said a few words casually."

White patted Gumantong on the head, gnashing his teeth with soreness: "People learn faster than you."

Gu Mantong was trampled on innocently, and looked at Shen Luoze coldly with his big dark eyes.

Shen Luoze couldn't see, but subconsciously shivered.

He swallowed, and slowly approached Ning Zhi'an, barely maintaining a dignified posture: "You, sit on the sofa first, I'll pour you a glass of water."

Ning Zhi'an glanced at the ghost in a suit who was sitting neatly on the sofa, and said meaningfully: "No, the sofa is too crowded."

The sofa in Shen Luoze's house has a large corner, which is more than enough to seat ten people. Shen Luoze widened his eyes when he heard this: "You're scaring me again!"

Ning Zhi'an looked at Shen Luoze sympathetically.

How can it be a scare to tell the truth?

White likes new gadgets, and happily floated in front of the parrot to tease it: "Good luck, Mr. Ghost!"

Birds are one of the five birds, and the five birds and six animals are more spiritual than ordinary animals.Some animals with extremely high spirituality can see things that humans cannot see.

The parrot raised its voice: "Good luck, Mr. Ghost!"

Shen Luoze's lips trembled.

Looking at his parrot in disbelief.

White tilted his head: "Bai Wuchang, hello!"

The parrot also tilted its head: "Bai Wuchang, hello!"

Shen Luoze's soul trembled!

Shen Luoze was sure that he had never taught it this sentence, he looked at his parrot in horror. .

White: "White impermanence is far more powerful than black impermanence!"

Parrot:"……"

The parrot looked at White, with mung bean eyes rolling around, and then at Fan Wujiu, who made the bird feel cold all over.

The parrot said loudly to White, "You idiot!"

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

Fan Wujiu: "..."

White, like an exasperated old uncle at the entrance of the village, rolled up his sleeves and started fighting with the parrot. "Well, you flat-haired bastard, I will stew you today!"

Shen Luoze watched as the parrot suddenly jumped up, stretched out its legs and kicked in the air, and lost two hairs out of thin air.

... It was as if, as if an invisible figure in the air was fighting him.

Shen Luoze almost passed out!

He weakly insisted on his belief: "Prosperity, democracy, harmony, civilization..."

A group of ghosts on the sofa were in high spirits: "What a simple and unbelieving little fresh meat, he deserves to be a person who is forced to do 0 and get it!"

Ning Zhi'an couldn't stand it anymore, he kindly reminded: "Shen Luoze, in fact, there are many things in this world that cannot be explained by science, your luck has become worse recently, and you are always being robbed of resources, maybe it's because—"

Shen Luoze refused to listen: "Impossible! That's the jungle of the capital market!"

"..." Ning Zhi'an: "Your parrot just said—"

Shen Luoze shook his head: "It may be crazy, or it may have parrot fever, and it is talking nonsense with a high fever!"

The parrot had already had a few hairs plucked by White. Hearing this, he raised his voice and cursed: "Fool, your bird is almost gone!"

For more than 20 years, Shen Luoze has firmly believed that there are no ghosts and gods in this world, only science.Even when he saw his parrot say something auspicious to the uncle, which made him overthrow his beliefs for more than 20 years, Shen Luoze couldn't accept it for a while, and subconsciously used other reasons to explain the current situation.

He broke down and said: "Ning Zhi'an, you said so much just to get me! Believe it or not, I'll tell Ji Zhaoran to go!"

Ning Zhi'an was even more broken than him, her clear almond eyes were filled with despair: "My God, why do you think like this, I don't like you!"

Ning Zhi'an added: "You must not tell Teacher Ji!"

Shen Luoze said loudly: "Why are you so domineering, this is not allowed and that is not allowed, if I don't like it, I still have to—"

Before the words fell, Shen Luoze suddenly felt his eyelids turn cold——

The next moment, Shen Luoze's world changed.

A spooky and pitch-black figure dressed in black was standing in front of him. The ghost's palm was only an inch away from him. Seeing that he was looking at him, the ghost withdrew his hand and said indifferently and politely, "Hello."

Shen Luoze's heart trembled!

He couldn't believe the scene in front of him, and turned his head dullly——

Ning Zhi'an said that on the sofa that was too crowded, a group of ghosts in black suits were sitting neatly, and some ghosts were holding sticks in their hands!

"Hi~" The ghost on the sofa greeted Shen Luoze friendly.

Some of those ghosts had a broken neck, some had a big hole in their face, and there was a child with a pale complexion.

The child opened his mouth, his voice was clear and weird: "Take care of your bird."

Shen Luoze's eyes darkened, and just as he was about to faint, another gloomy voice suddenly appeared behind him.

A ghost dressed similarly to the ghost in black, but in white clothes, patted his shoulder while pulling the parrot's fur and said, "Little Xianrou, cheer up, you can't pass out yet!"

White grinned, and said pretending to be chic: "Let me introduce myself, I am a good friend of Ning Zhian, Bai Wuchang who is full-time in the human world."

Shen Luoze said incoherently: "Ning Zhi'an, I might be mentally ill..."

No one can understand Shen Luoze's current mood better than Ning Zhi'an!

It's just that Ning Zhi'an still saw the ghosts in batches at that time, and when he arrived at Shen Luoze's place, he doubled up!

Ning Zhi'an comforted Shen Luoze softly: "Don't be afraid, they are all good ghosts."

"you you!"

Shen Luoze looked at White in horror, then at Ning Zhi'an, and then at the "Declaration of Atheism" in his hand.

Puzzled and confused flashed through his eyes, and then he rubbed his eyes, as if wishing that what he saw was hallucinations, and finally let out a desperate "owwow" and ran away in a panic.

The layout of Shen Luoze's house is very private, and for a while Ning Zhi'an didn't see clearly that he ran to that room.

Two seconds later, Ning Zhi'an heard a ghost exclaim: "Oh, why did you suddenly open the toilet door, causing me to wet my shoes——Oh, it's too bad, this person passed out!"

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

At this moment, Ning Zhi'an had the feeling that he had finally passed out.

After moving Shen Luoze to the sofa, Fan Wujiu brushed away his pale fingers, and said to Ning Zhi'an: "Those ghosts sensed Shen Luoze's abnormal mood, and they are going to come over to check. There is something sinister about him, and the kid will feel it." Me and White's breath, the two of us will use a suffocation-"

Ning Zhi'an replied with understanding: "I know, I won't be able to see you, but I can hear your voices."

Ning Zhi'an's answer was too proficient, and he had practiced it a lot at a glance. Fan Wujiu glanced at White lightly upon hearing this.

White was busy with his hands and mouth, the parrot was so swearing, he put his head on his head and said anxiously: "A truce!"

The row of ghosts dressed up on the sofa hid themselves, some got into the TV, some hid in the air-conditioning duct, and the hanged ghosts hid on the ceiling of the roof very nostalgic.

After all the ghosts found their positions, Ning Zhi'an belatedly asked: "No, then where should I go?"

Ghosts can change their forms to hide, and other ghosts are hard to find unless you search for them deliberately.But Ning Zhi'an is a living person after all, even if he hides, he can be easily discovered.

White pondered for a moment: "Why don't you pretend to be a servant?"

Ning Zhi'an smiled: "Can you say it again?"

The hanged ghost poked out a head from the beam: "Wow, then do you want to wear a lace apron?"

Fan Wujiu said without thinking, "No."

Ning Zhi'an cast an appreciative look at Fan Wujiu, it seems that there are still reliable spies in the underworld.

White asked, "Why not?"

Fan Wujiu cast an unpredictable glance at White: "I asked you to buy insurance last time, did you buy it?"

White yelled: "Are you so embarrassed to say it? I won't buy it!"

Fan Wujiu quarreled with White, and Ning Zhian could already hear the approaching rustling sound. He was about to remind the two ghost messengers when he saw the parrot rushing towards him with a black apron in its mouth. flew over.

The bald parrot threw the apron on Ning Zhi'an's head: "Little fairy!"

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

Fan Wujiu: "..."

After a while, five ghosts entered Shen Luoze's house without asking.

The form of most ghosts remains the same as they were at the last moment of their lives, or their faces are completely changed, or their faces are like gold paper. Although most of the remains have been recovered by the mortician, the decoration depends entirely on the mortician's craftsmanship. Instead of being beautified, it is even more scary.

But these ghosts are different from ordinary ghosts.

Their complexions were extremely pale, without a trace of blood, but their cheeks were ruddy and somewhat sinister, bright red and smooth.It's also a bit stiff when moving - like a paper man from a paper-making shop comes alive...

But a pair of black eyes were shining with lacquer, which was strangely bright.

This is the gaze that should not belong to ghosts.

After a few ghosts came in, they looked furtively. Shen Luoze seemed to be sleeping on the sofa, and there was an unfamiliar face in the living room, with an apron tied around his waist, cleaning the table.

Ghosts are not afraid of ordinary people, nor are they worried that someone will see them.

A ghost posted it in front of Shen Luoze, and checked it carefully: "There is nothing unusual, this breathing is just sleeping, is the Zun family worrying too much?"

"Why is there suddenly one more person?" A very thin ghost looked at Ning Zhi'an warily: "I think he looks familiar?"

A short ghost stared straight at Ning Zhi'an, and rolled his long tongue greedily: "This is... a male nanny, right? Nowadays male stars really know how to play..."

Ning Zhi'an felt a pair of cold eyes sticking to his spine, he resisted the urge to shiver, and wiped the table nonchalantly.

As soon as the short ghost interrupted, the tall and thin ghost stopped staring at Ning Zhi'an, and warned: "The Zun family only asks us to get rid of this person, don't cause trouble."

"Understood, if you kill him unknowingly." The short ghost "giggled" and laughed: "It's just such a star, the Zun family actually used such a big battle. Hurry up and work, I will pay you back when I go back." Want to follow the update of the unemployed starlet."

The first half of this ghost's sentence was so vicious and disgusting, when he heard his name mentioned in his mouth, Ning Zhi'an felt an indescribable shock in his heart.

The other ghosts chattered: "I heard that the unemployed little star fell in love with a little fresh meat. That little fresh meat was originally a 0, but he wanted to make him a 1, and he even wanted to make him a mistress." .”

The short ghost snorted coldly: "Where did you see that? Hmph, he might as well die as soon as possible, and write in the underworld with peace of mind."

A hunchback said cynically: "A small author who knows how to hype, thanks to your attention."

With a "boom", Ning Zhi'an stood up expressionlessly, and made a harsh crashing sound when he hit the corner of the table.

The tall thin ghost reminded: "Don't talk about anything else, prepare to do something. His luck is so low, he should be able to start killing today." He turned his neck stiffly, and his neck made a strange "squeaky" sound, like a mouse's cry.

As he spoke, he slowly walked in front of Shen Luoze who was still in a coma.

Ning Zhi'an's white finger bones slowly tightened, he was as timid and afraid of ghosts as he was, but it was the first time he wanted to confront a group of ghosts head-on.

Several other ghosts also joined together, the closer they got to Shen Luoze, the ruddy their faces became.

That color is already close to scarlet.

Shen Luoze closed his eyes, out of physical instinct, a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

A few ghosts were about to make a move, and the ghost with a broken mouth said, "I heard that the unemployed little star looks really good."

"How good is it?" The short ghost stretched out his finger and pointed at Ning Zhi'an: "I think he is not bad, is the unemployed little star better than him?"

The short ghost looked at Ning Zhi'an, and commented intoxicatedly: "Look, his eyes are so beautiful, when he looks at me so affectionately, my heart melts—"

The short ghost suddenly fell silent, looking at Ning Zhi'an in disbelief.

No, why is this person looking at him?

Could this man see him! ?

The other ghosts also sensed that something was wrong, and they all turned to look at Ning Zhi'an.

The tall and thin ghost squinted his eyes, and for a while, his dark energy filled the living room. He said grimly, "Can you see us?"

Suddenly there was a rancid smell in the living room, and it seemed that even the air was a little bloody.

Ning Zhi'an wore an apron around her waist, she looked very innocent, but she couldn't help cursing: "Go to hell, you guys!"

At this moment, the tall and thin ghost's face turned ferocious, and his arms stretched out suddenly, ready to wring Ning Zhi'an's throat directly!

The hanged ghost crawled out from the gap in the ceiling, jumped down, and smashed the tall and thin ghost's arm!

The tall and thin ghost's eyes were about to burst: "Who are you?!"

Hanged Ghost turned his neck flexibly: "My name is Hanged Ghost, little thing, remember to write my name on the cigarette and inhale it into my lungs."

The other four ghosts reacted belatedly, and hurriedly wanted to reinforce them, but two figures, one black and one white, which made the evil ghosts fear the most, appeared in front of them out of thin air.

White straightened his hat and smiled kindly: "Thank you for contributing to my ghost hunting performance."

What made the five ghosts even more desperate was that ghosts in suits came out from the television and the air conditioner one after another.

Impermanence in black and white is the fault of ghosts, and lynching cannot be used when catching ghosts, but these ghosts in suits do not talk about martial arts when fighting, and they specialize in gang fights!

Ning Zhi'an took advantage of the chaos and stood in front of Shen Luoze, fearing that some ghost would take the opportunity to hurt the weak Shen Luoze.

Perhaps it was the smoldering atmosphere in the room that made Shen Luoze very uncomfortable, his eyelids trembled, and he opened his eyes.

The first scene he saw when he opened his eyes was Ning Zhian standing in front of him. He looked down and saw the apron tied around Ning Zhian's waist.

Shen Luoze was ashamed.

In just half a day, his world view was subverted.

In fact, he didn't faint just now, he could feel more or less what happened around him.

Vaguely, he heard the sound of five ghosts rustling beside his ears, like a long nightmare, many fragments suddenly flashed in Shen Luoze's mind, the first time the five ghosts came to him , took something from him for the first time.

He was like a helpless bystander who could only watch himself being entangled by evil spirits unconsciously.

It wasn't until Ning Zhi'an yelled at him that he felt like returning to the human world.

There was a scuffle in the living room now, and White, the unreliable guy, didn't fight the five ghosts, but actually got into a fight with the parrot again.

Fan Wujiu calmly floated in front of Shen Luoze: "The masters of these five ghosts have noticed the situation here, and want to forcibly cut off the connection with these five ghosts."

Shen Luoze hid behind Ning Zhian in fear: "Then..."

Fan Wujiu: "If he really cuts off the connection, these five ghosts will be wiped out immediately, and he will be backlashed, but you will never know who is behind your back."

Shen Luoze gritted his teeth: "I want to know who is hurting me!"

Fan Wujiu: "Your current birthday horoscope does not match your name, although I don't know why, but without your real horoscope, I can't do anything."

Shen Luoze didn't understand what Fan Wujiu meant for a while. Ning Zhi'an had heard White talk about this issue before, and explained to Shen Luoze upon seeing this: "Your birth time, your name, and your fate don't match up."

After Ning Zhian finished speaking, she looked at Shen Luoze worriedly.

He heard that some Taoist priests who practiced evil ways would steal people's horoscopes. If Shen Luoze was robbed of his horoscope first, and then his luck and life, then this would be a closed loop that could not be solved.

Under Ning Zhian's innocent and worried eyes, Shen Luoze suddenly blushed. "I... When I debuted, I secretly changed my date of birth. In fact, I am not 23 years old, I was born in 92..."

Ning Zhi'an: "..."

Seeing Ning Zhi'an's delicate expression, Shen Luoze blushed even more, and said falteringly. "I...my real name is..." Fashion idol Shen Luoze's face turned blue and red, and finally he gritted his teeth and said, "Shen Tiedan!"

Fan Wujiu looked sideways at Ning Zhi'an, with a meaningful expression on his face: "Tie Dan... is indeed the man you want to get even if you force 0 to be 1."