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Riding on the horse, he waved his hand to signal the crowd to march.

Suddenly, flames appeared all around, and a group of mysterious soldiers surrounded and surrounded the large army. The prime minister looked panicked and looked at the elegant man who was slowly walking out of the crowd.

The emperor's expression was uneasy: "Steal my soldier talisman and gather the army secretly, prime minister, you are so brave!"

The prime minister wanted to defend himself: "My lord—"

The emperor stepped forward, kicked the horse's leg, and yelled at the prime minister: "Come down for me, this is my position!"

Prime Minister: "..."

A cold, dark basement.This is really a good place.That man hasn't bothered me for a month.

I don't know what's going on outside, maybe news of my death is already being spread——

Ah, Doctor Yushi has been trapped in the royal family of the Western Zhou Dynasty for a month, and he may have been killed by the people of Western Zhou Dynasty. After all, Doctor Yushi is so beautiful.Ah, what a sad story.

——If it’s really spread like this, even if I can survive, I won’t go out to meet people.Ah, it would be better to die in battle.

I still think back to when I just crossed over.It was really arranged by fate, it fell directly in front of the emperor's chariot, and gave the emperor a big gift.In fact, I was almost stabbed into a honeycomb by being regarded as an assassin.

Later, I talked with the emperor about the philosophy of life from poetry and poetry, and he was really impressed by my bastard spirit, and he immediately named me the royal doctor.

Thinking about it now, I suddenly feel that the prime minister is also very cute, and there is also a male god.Hey, it is true that people are about to die, and their words are also good.

I won't be going back.

A month is really a month.

When I was brought out of the basement, I took a cursory glance at the whole scene, and it was an altar.I am at the waist on the altar.

The man was standing right above the altar, looking down at me.

"The ceremony begins now."

Following his order, the movement under the altar started, and I twisted my head with difficulty, only then did I see clearly that there was a hall as big as two football fields below.It was densely packed, full of human heads.

Or surprised and distorted, or tortured, old or young, male or female, arranged horizontally and vertically, there are tens of thousands of people.

"These people..." I opened my eyes wide and whispered involuntarily.

He paced down from above, walked to my side, with a smile on his face: "It's the people of the Western Zhou Dynasty."

But those who lined up around the heads were sergeants, living soldiers of the Western Zhou Dynasty.

Me: "You really are a lunatic."

Regardless of my sarcasm, he turned to the hall: "Continue."

As a result, more and more heads were sent in, filling the entire hall.

After a stick of incense passed, there were 2000 more heads in the hall.He doesn't stop.Half an hour passed, and there were ten thousand more heads in the hall.I finally couldn't help it, and shouted at him: "You are enough!"

"Not enough." He murmured: "This number is not enough, the celestial phenomenon has not yet arrived, continue!"

Just as I was about to say something more, there was a sudden noise outside the hall. With a bang, the door of the palace was blasted open, and a group of Central Plains soldiers rushed in, led by the emperor.

When he saw the scene in the palace, even the emperor, who had seen too many big scenes, couldn't help being stunned. This was simply a massacre.

Quickly regaining consciousness, he fixed his gaze on me and the person imprisoning me behind me, glaring: "Let go of him!"

The pervert clings to my body, doesn't care about these intruders, and just sticks to my ear vaguely: "Look at you, what a charm, the emperor himself came to save you."

He bit my earlobe hard, and I hissed in pain: "However, I suddenly figured out why the celestial phenomenon hasn't arrived yet."

The deep and hoarse voice laughed foolishly, adding to the magnetism: "Because, just the heads of the Western Zhou Dynasty are not enough."

I didn't have time to remind them, but I heard screams one after another, the hall was filled with fog, and the Central Plains army fell to the ground.

The prime minister covered his mouth and nose, and shouted: "This fog is poisonous!"

Madman, what a madman you are! !

Looking at my ferocious eyes, he passed my eyelids obsessively, and said slowly: "Don't look at me like that, soon, soon we will be able to go back."

Just as I collapsed uncontrollably in his arms and watched the troops rushing in from the hall fall to the ground one after another, there was a sudden thunderbolt in the sky, and the surrounding air flowed strangely.

The pervert, as if he had found a treasure, hugged me tightly and rushed to the middle of the altar, looking up at the roof with a hole in it.There is a golden vortex, which keeps floating and flowing.

"See, we can go back..."

He hugged my body tighter and tighter, making me hurt.

I almost thought that I was going to suffocate under his embrace, suddenly, a black shadow came from nowhere, and he slapped the pervert away with his palm, leaving me precariously on the spot.

At this time, a black shadow appeared in front of my eyes and caught my body.I try to keep my eyes open to see him.Wow, so handsome!Who are you handsome?Do we know each other?

The handsome guy saw that I didn't understand, so he said, "It's me."

Hey, man!Well, the male god is indeed a male god, he is so handsome without a mask.

Chapter 12

After the male god put me down, he reluctantly handed me over to the Prime Minister who came right away.

Hey Prime Minister, are you alright?

Seeing my doubts, the prime minister smiled and said: "I don't know martial arts, so I brought a lot of life-saving gadgets, no, some of them are used for detoxification."

Well done.I have to say that you are very foresighted, but is it really okay for you to run straight to me regardless of the safety of His Majesty the Emperor?Why don't you quickly take it for the emperor if it has detoxification effect?Didn't you see that the emperor's eyes are about to change?

The emperor who was about to faint said: My eyes have changed because of his hand on you.Ah, let me go, you traitor!

The prime minister who pretended not to understand and I who was really weak took advantage of the opportunity to make a companion, and looked at the male god who was confronting, perverted.

The man got up from the corner and looked dangerously at the male god, the prime minister, and the struggling emperor below: "A mob."

The male god didn't show any weakness and stared back with a paralyzed face.

To be honest, I'm still quite worried about the male god. After all, I think the martial arts of the pervert after he came here is so against the sky, even I can't handle it.

——Well, looking at the male god who was beaten down to be with the emperor, I believe that the potential of my crow's mouth and the fact that he hit the pervert just now is really because the pervert has put his whole body and mind into the sky.

Seeing the pervert walking towards me step by step, I pushed the prime minister away, and then rolled down the steps of the altar by myself.Like a ball, with a hop and a hop.

To be honest, it's really hard.This is my feeling after falling to the ground of the main hall.I feel like I have a concussion, severe.

Among the stunned crowd, the pervert was the first to come back to his senses, and wanted to fly directly below to check my injuries.In the end, it seemed to be frozen in place, unable to move.

I, who should have been in a semi-comatose state, braced myself up, slowly came back to my senses, looked at the pervert who was still struggling in the middle of the altar, and said, "It's useless."

The pervert looked at me in disbelief: "What did you do?!"

As if to confirm his words, the hall burst into flames, burning every head, every victim belonging to the final outcome of this ridiculous sacrifice.

My face was glowing with flames: "It's all about destroying your sacrifice."

The airflow near the golden vortex became more and more chaotic, and an irresistible suction came out, directly hitting the man.

The man reached out to me in vain, and roared in despair: "Suiyu——"

But in the end, he couldn't resist God's will.In the blink of an eye, he was sucked into the vortex and never seen again.

Everything is back to calm.

"That's it, it's over?" His Excellency the Prime Minister struggled to get up, looking at the burning and empty hall, he didn't know how to feel for a while.

I simply lay down on the ground in big characters: "Otherwise, seeing how you are not enjoying yourself, I will call him back to play with you?"

The prime minister waved his hand: "You must not."

The male god lay beside me peacefully, and put his hand on my waist: "This time, I begged the master to divination the fate, so I was able to save you."

I glanced at him and said sincerely, "Thank you."

The male god gave a rare smile: "No need, the master said, the disciple's Taoist companion should naturally be saved."

Immediately, my face was paralyzed and I moved his hand away.

The prime minister was furious when he heard it: "Your Taoist partner, don't talk nonsense!" He seemed to think of something again, and turned to me happily: "I said that I will tell you something when you come back, do you remember? "

I was paralyzed again, don't remember.

The emperor came over angrily with a blue face, glared at the two people beside me, and pointed at me who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead: "You all shut up! He belongs to me!!"

I continued to have facial paralysis, and my brain was empty.

In fact, I don't think it's peaceful here, and I suddenly want to go back. Why is Fat Four?Well it would be better if there was a third option.God, please give me a third world, please, please...

Heh, a bunch of idiots.