The white-haired sweets are all half-brothers

As soon as Xia Youjie left the store, he saw one of his children holding a cat in his hands.

Hearing his voice, the two turned around and raised the cat in their hands: "Lord Xia You, look!"

Then, Xia You met a pair of lifeless fish eyes and a pair of sunglasses that looked familiar no matter how you looked.

This was a very strange feeling. He actually saw nervousness from a dirty curly cat. Although the other cat was a little calm, it obviously didn't want to face him very much.

Seeing this familiar configuration and inexplicable intuition, Xia You was like being on the set of Detective Conan, when a bright light flashed, and he understood something.

He smiled and said, "Do Nanako and Mimiko want to raise these two cats? Then let's take them for sterilization first."

As soon as this remark came out, the two cats struggled frantically, and the miserable cry seemed to be for survival, and it seemed to be asking Xia Youjie to wait and see.

Probably the threat of cutting eggs gave Yinshi and the others strength, and the two finally broke free from the shackles and slipped away quickly.

"Are you kidding? That squinting eye has definitely recognized us, and it's definitely on purpose!"

"Jie, when I transform back, I'll take off his bangs and sell them as vinegar kelp!"

After escaping from Xia You's claws, the two of them exhausted more than half of their physical strength, and Gojo Satoru actually fell down before Yinshi.

Yinshi looked at the figure collapsed on the ground: "Hey, why are you falling down soon? This doesn't look like you."

"Sugar... not enough sugar, my brain will burn out..."

Yinshi maintained his cold voice, and didn't want to pay attention to this pretending guy at all: "Don't lie, you guy obviously didn't turn on unlimited, or is it that your brain is so fragile that it will burn out?"

"Sorry, Yinshi, I really can't do it." Gojo Satoru said in a dying voice lying on the ground, "Gojo family, the future of the magic world is entrusted to you..."

"Hey, stop joking! You can take care of that kind of mess yourself! Yinsang can only eat parfait, nothing but parfait! It's just a simple lack of sugar, why is it the same as dying to confess your last words?! "When Wujo Wujo said that he was going to throw the mess on himself, Yinshi became anxious, grabbed him and shook him crazily.

"Then... can you forgive me, forgive me for stealing a parfait from you before."

"Bastard! So you ate that?! How could it be... Ah, no, Yinsang is so generous, she will definitely forgive you. You must hold on, without you I can't face that Group G hates it."

"Then can you forgive me and change your lollipops for mint things?"

"Ah, forgive you, after all, I gave the lollipop to Mr. Knotweed in the end."

"Then can you forgive me for taking your jump and burning it for roasted sweet potatoes, knotweed and wild roses?"

"Hey——" Yinshi let go and threw him to the ground, "Then you should ascend to heaven as soon as possible, and Yinsang of the Wujo family will inherit it well."

Gojo Satoru pitifully raised his face that hit the floor, and accused Gintoki's behavior: "It's too much, to abandon your own brother like this?!"

"Shut up! A guy who uses his younger brother's jump to roast sweet potatoes is not worthy of being an older brother! A guy like you, who has nothing to do with friendship, hard work, and victory, doesn't deserve to stay in the jump department at all."

Before the two brothers could compete with each other in the battle caused by jump roasted sweet potatoes, with a creak, the sliding door behind them was opened, and a person walked out.

Fu Heisher looked at the white cats who scratched each other's faces and meowed, "Where did the cats come from?"

It turned out that Yinshi and Gojo Wu didn't know when they ran near Fuhei's house.

Fu Heisher didn't recognize the real bodies of the two cats, but he stared at Gojo Satoru for a while, then suddenly reached out and hugged each other.

"This cat can be sold for a lot of money, right?"

Although he was obviously despised, Yinshi didn't care so much. Of course, his first task was to laugh at Gojo Satoru: "Hahahahahahaha, you will be a house cat for the rest of your life, and become a house cat without balls. In human hands, become a cheap house cat hahahaha!"

"Yinshi! You bastard, are you going to die? I misread you!"

Ignoring Gojo Satoru who was meowing in Shir's hands, Gintoki happily abandoned his brother and ran away.

……

In front of the exquisite dessert shop, Yinshi looked at the sweets, and made up his mind to get a bite of food.

That's right, even for the five dead balls, he couldn't give up!

"Whose balls are dead?!"

Gintoki snorted in disappointment when he saw Gojo Satoru, who had apparently escaped the hand of Shill Demon with Infinity.

"Ah, it's decided. When I recover, I will pick Yinshi's balls and make dumplings."

"Hey, did you say something dangerous just now? What do you want to do to Yinsang's balls!"

Just when Gintoki's murderous intentions resumed, the door of the bakery next to the dessert shop opened, and another familiar figure walked out from inside.

Seeing that figure, Gintoki and Gojo Satoru's eyes lit up immediately.

If there is any similarity between the two brothers of the Wujo family other than their appearance and their love for sweets, it must be that they have an amazing synchronization rate in terms of incongruity and torture.

Therefore, when Qihai saw the two white cats running towards him excitedly, the biological survival instinct made a huge siren sound in his brain.

It's a pity that there are always things that cannot be escaped in this world, such as fate, such as death, such as white-haired bastards.

The author has something to say:

The past few days have finally ended with a big event, happy.