Who would want to fall in love

At 42:[-] p.m. on Friday night, the four members of the Zhou family were happily sitting in the dining room to eat.

Lin Xun and Bai Sisi tiptoed into the gate, and before taking two steps, Zhou Linyu shouted in a loud voice that could be heard clearly in the whole room, "Uncle, why don't you bring your aunt home for the night?"

Lin Xun coughed in embarrassment, and quickly found an excuse, "Uh, her house has a power outage, so come and excuse me."

How could there be a power outage in the high-end villa area where the star lives?

And even if there is a power outage, won't you go to the hotel?

The little aunt's level of making excuses is terrible.

Zhou Lin'an, who knew the inside story well, complained in his heart, too lazy to expose all this.

"Haven't you guys eaten yet? I'll add something for you."

Zhou Shuli and Lin Qin were very enthusiastic, and they seemed to regard Bai Sisi as a future member of the family. They didn't delve into the reason why she came over suddenly. One went into the kitchen and got busy, while the other carried the stool and bowls and chopsticks.

After thanking Bai Sisi, he sat down generously, looked around and found that there was no one in the house, "Why isn't Kangkang here?"

"She joined an inert group. It sounds weird. There will be a discussion meeting tonight." Zhou Linyu helped Bo Sisi make a bowl full of rice with great enthusiasm, and answered her questions by the way.

"That's called the Inert Neutrino Research Group. It's a serious study group."

Zhou Lin'an, an ordinary college student, was the only person in the family who wrote down the complete name of the group that Zhou Linkang participated in. He made a very necessary supplementary explanation, and then helped Bai Sisi scoop a bowl of soup not to be outdone.

"What are neutrinos?"

Art student Bo Sisi made a ignorant voice and asked another art student sitting next to him.

Lin Xun put a few slices of fried beef into Bai Sisi's bowl, "Don't ask me about this kind of thing, I don't understand, I haven't even remembered the full name of her group."

"Uncle, you are too bad. You are more or less a college graduate. You don't know what a high school student in Kangkang is studying, and you can't even remember a few words."

Zhou Linyu saw the needle, and became angry. Lin Xun poked a piece of stewed winter melon with his chopsticks and waved it as a hammer to protest, "Are you any better? And my university is art, so it's good not to teach this kind of thing."

"You're not even as good as a student like Xiao An. In fact, you are the stupidest in the whole family, right?"

"You, a person who can't pass the university entrance examination, has no right to say that uncle is stupid."

"Tch, I don't take the test very often."

"Wait, how come, how come, how come I don't even follow! My university is a first-class university, with world-class majors!"

"But your major is not."

“Single stream is also first class!”

Zhou Shuli cooks all the year round, and he is very good at making fast dishes. Now Lin Qin is helping, and he brought out two more meat dishes in an instant, stopping a family war in time, "What's the matter with you guys, in front of the guests The noodles are still quarreling. Come, some home-cooked dishes, Xiaobai eats while it’s hot.”

Lin Xun couldn't believe that he had become the stupidest person in the family. When he saw them coming back, he asked directly, "Sister and brother-in-law, do you know what Kangkang is going to participate in today?"

"I know, it's a study group, and I have to pay her a group fee of 500 yuan every semester."

"Do you know what that neutrino is for?"

Lin Qin, who is very concerned about her daughter's study but doesn't understand what her daughter is studying, directly and unconditionally believes in Zhou Linkang's various choices, "Anyway, Kangkang will not lie, she said she is going to study, so she is going to study."

The entire dining table was instantly silent.

So no one in this family knew what Zhou Linkang was doing.

"I found some videos."

Zhou Lin'an broke the silence, opened a high-quality MOOC with a tablet and put it in the middle of the dining table, so the family spent dinner studying what Zhou Linkang was learning with his classmates, and finally decided to give up researching what Zhou Linkang was studying. .

Half an hour after the meal, Zhou Lin'an was lying in his room watching the collection of highlights from "The Legend of the Turtle". Lin Xun knocked on the door and walked in, "Xiao'an, I'll give you something."

"You actually gave me something suddenly, what is this?"

"The lipstick endorsed by your aunt, a new series, is the prize I won today, and she will give it to me if she can't use it up. I don't like these colors, so it's cheaper for you. She said that the merchant of this series specially designed a fake 5D effect , it will give you a feeling as if she is kissing you when you put it on."

Lin Xun opened the lipstick box and showed the eight lipsticks she picked out.

"5D is still fake, so fake." Zhou Linan looked at the lipstick and made a suspicious voice, "Why don't I just let my aunt kiss me?"

"Because your little aunt would not have allowed such a thing to happen."

"Wow, you are too nasty, I have to ask my opinion on this kind of thing. Auntie!!!"

"Stop howling, she can't hear it when she is taking a shower on the first floor, you can use it yourself and tell me if you feel it."

"Then you want to take back these lipsticks?"

"Then I'm going to compare the real with the virtual."

As an insider, Zhou Lin'an beat the air, "Little aunt, you are so annoying! Don't keep basking in front of me, I am also a former diehard fan!"

"Are you unfollowed? How can you unfollow? No, you will go back immediately."

Lin Xun noticed the word "before" and strongly criticized his own niece's behavior of shedding fans.

"I'm just a relative and friend now, so I'm still a fan." Zhou Lin'an took out his phone and prepared to circle Bai Sisi in the group, "I'm going to send a message to my aunt now, and I also want to compare the real with the virtual."

"What to post, don't post!"

Lin Xun, who always supported freedom and democracy, suddenly became arrogant and snatched Zhou Linan's cell phone, "Don't talk nonsense in the group, other people don't know about it yet."

In fact, I probably know it.

Zhou Lin'an shook his head, then looked at Lin Xun with the eyes of a fool.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"You bring people home every day, and you always stay alone in your room alone. Except for an ignorant kid like Kang Kang, who can't tell that you have an affair?"

"Anyway, my sister and your mother haven't said anything yet, so she probably didn't notice it." Lin Xun thought for a while, and then began to threaten Zhou Lin'an again, "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will really trade with you to the limit. One, if I die, you don't want to live alone."

Zhou Lin'an performed an air zipper on his mouth, saying that he would keep 100% secret from his parents.

Why just parents?

Because she had already told Zhou Linyu that she had leaked her words.

However, Lin Xun was not furious when Zhou Linyu knew about it. With Zhou Linyu's character, even if Zhou Linan didn't tell her, she would find out by herself sooner or later.

Lin Xun emphasized to Zhou Lin'an again that it is not allowed to spread it to another person, and then went back to his room.

Then the moment he opened the door of the room, he was petrified.

"Why are you so surprised?"

"Fortunately, it's just a general surprise."

"Your mouth is so wide that you could swallow a watermelon."

"No way, I just opened my lips lightly." Lin Xun closed the door, and then locked it, "You, what are you doing?"

"Exercise before going to bed, haven't you seen stretching yoga?"

"You should button up two more buttons when you do exercise. Aren't you afraid of catching a cold? And it's less than nine o'clock, and you're going to bed?"

With a malicious smile all over his face, Bai Sisi hooked Lin Xungou, "Actually, I was waiting for you to come back to do other sports."

"Da baa da baa!"

Lin Xun used another language to express his refusal, and crossed his hands to make a big cross, "The sound insulation here is so poor, are you afraid that my sister and brother-in-law won't be able to hear it?"

"They're on the first floor. They won't come up if they have nothing to do. They really can't hear them."

"The third floor can also hear it."

"Kangkang, who is facing you downstairs, hasn't come home yet. Now there is only Xiaoan on the third floor. It doesn't matter if she hears you."

Well, Lin Xun was a little convinced.

Seeing that she was not moving, Bo Sisi cast a wink at her, then brushed her hair and patted the bed to urge, "Hurry up."

Lin Xun felt like he was walking a tightrope on a cliff, but he was making the final struggle, "At least let me take a shower first."

"It's the same if you take a shower later."

Bai Sisi stopped talking nonsense with Lin Xun, and pulled the person towards him. Lin Xun shied away twice and finally gave up resistance.

There was a knock on the door in less than 3 minutes.

Fortunately, the door is locked today!

Lin Xun hurriedly put on his clothes while rejoicing, and opened the door after confirming that both of them were dressed neatly. Lin Qin scolded him, "Why do you lock the door at night? Let you open the door and dawdle." It took a long time to open, why are you hiding in the room with Xiaobai?"

"Uh...she's teaching me yoga."

At this time, Bai Sisi really took a yoga pose on the bed, which was a relatively normal one.

Lin Qin looked at it, and couldn't continue scolding Lin Xun in front of Bai Sisi, "I'll come over and tell Xiao Bai that Kang Kang will not be coming back to sleep at school tonight. Don't be crowded with her, Shang Kang Go to sleep at Kang Nawu."

"Okay, thank you, Miss Qin."

"Don't lock the door when doing yoga. There are no windows in this room. It's so stuffy. Open the door for ventilation."

Bai Sisi responded with a bright smile all the time, only Lin Xun could see the anger in her eyes.

"Hey, the objective conditions don't allow it now. Let me talk about it to you. Look at you, why do you need to find excitement?"

Lin Qin explained a few words and left, but she didn't leave completely. She was going back and forth outside the door to take clothes to the balcony to dry.

Under such circumstances, the two of them became very disciplined in the room, they didn't dare to lock the door, they talked in a low voice, and they really did yoga inside, in case Lin Qin suddenly broke in again.

Bai Sisi made another plan after failing to make a plan, stopped the pretentious yoga, lay on Lin Xun's back and whispered the devil in her ear, "Why don't you go to Kangkang's house with me..."

"NONONO, don't have such dangerous thoughts. If Kangkang finds out about this, she will smash me to death with her schoolbag, which is heavier than three bricks." Lin Xun changed his language and refused, "And What is it that I suddenly ran into her room, it's hard to explain when people see it."

"But……"

Bai Sisi was about to say some more evil ideas, when he suddenly heard footsteps outside the house, which bounced off Lin Xun's back in an instant.

"Why is Xiaobai still here? I just changed a new set of sheets for you, so hurry up to Kangkang's room."

Zhou Shuli pushed the door open with great enthusiasm, and beckoned Bai Sisi to Zhou Linkang's room, but Bai Sisi reluctantly left Lin Xun's bed and walked to the third floor.

This time I really lifted a rock and hit myself in the foot.