Who would want to fall in love

On the third Sunday in September, the weather turned cloudy to light rain, and so did Zhou Linan's heart.

In the matter of pursuing the girl she likes, she has fought and failed repeatedly, and after many failures, she has learned from the pain and conducted self-reflection.

So I decided to ask an experienced person for advice before confessing this time.

So who is this person?

It has to be a woman who knows what she likes, doesn't go out and talk nonsense, and has successfully chased women.

The answer is ready to come out, isn't this her dearest little aunt?

In order to show the respect of this interview, Zhou Linan took a newspaper from the dining table, rolled it into a microphone and put it on Lin Xun's mouth.

"Ms. Lin, how can I catch up with a beautiful, generous and connotative female Omega?"

Li En appeared in a hurry early in the morning, saying that he had something important to discuss at the company, and took Bai Sisi away. Lin Xun returned to freedom for a short time, and returned home when he had nothing to do for a while.

At this time, she was sitting on the yoga mat in her room and exercising her muscles and bones. She was suddenly interviewed by Zhou Linan, and she raised her head in confusion, "I don't know?"

"How could you not know? You should have chased a lot!"

"Have I ever chased him?" Lin Xun didn't blink his eyes without any hesitation, "I haven't chased him."

"At least one! My little aunt now! Don't say it was my aunt who came after you."

"Well, actually, it seems, you seem to be right."

"You need a face!"

Zhou Lin'an waved his small fists to defend his favorite actor, and protested to his closest aunt, "With your feet, I know it's you who pursued my aunt with shamelessness!"

is it?

Lin Xun recalled that she was indeed the one who opened the mouth first, but it was definitely not a shameless face. On the contrary, she was still a little reluctant.

But of course it's impossible to tell Zhou Lin'an about these things, after all, she has too much filter on Bai Sisi, so she won't believe it.Lin Xun could only shrug his shoulders and push away the paper microphone, "You say yes."

"How did you conquer my aunt's heart?"

Zhou Lin'an handed the paper microphone to Lin Xun's mouth again, and Lin Xun pushed the paper microphone away again, "I don't know."

"Then how did you get together with your aunt? What are the details? Tell me quickly!"

detail?It seems impossible to say.

Alphas have always been described as impulsive creatures, Lin Xun does not want to admit that he is as vulgar as other Alphas.

In order to protect his face that is more important than life, Lin Xun froze for five seconds and then used a classic answer.

"Children don't ask so many things about grown-ups."

The little aunt who has always opposed the feudal tradition and supported the movement for equal rights for the second sex actually put on a show to prevaricate people?

There must be ghosts in my heart, it's time to make a trick.

In the small attic room without windows, the door was closed tightly, and there was no one else except my uncle and nephew.Zhou Lin'an, however, seemed to have been hit hard by something. He threw the paper microphone into the air and collapsed on the yoga mat in front of Lin Xun's feet pretending to be weak. Happiness, I don't want to help me with this little thing."

Lin Xun shook his head at Zhou Linan's exaggerated acting skills, "This kind of trick is useless to me."

"Little~aunt~mom~please please~"

Zhou Lin'an took out the kill that he used to kill Lin Xun. Lin Xun changed his posture and sat cross-legged, clasped his hands together, and shook his head, "Benefactor, please go back, the poor nun never pays attention to these mundane things."

People will change and the moon will be round, and my little aunt will have a day when she doesn't eat and act like a baby.

Zhou Lin'an gritted her teeth, lamenting that this love is really a bad thing, taking away her little aunt who was very talkative before.

Fortunately, she prepared plan B just in case.

Zhou Linan took out an empty bottle from his trousers pocket, with pheromone blocking medicine written on it, and drew circles in front of Lin Xun's eyes, "Why are you secretly eating this kind of thing? Does my aunt know about this? I'm going to Report to her."

"Wait a minute!"

Lin Xun's white face gradually turned red, and he reached out to snatch back the empty bottle. The two of them began to fight on the small yoga mat.

Five minutes later, the two were fighting inextricably, and just when they were no match, there was a rush of knocking on the door.

"Open the door, open the door! Lin Xun! What kind of door do you always lock in broad daylight!"

A familiar and majestic voice came, and as soon as the door opened, it was the person who spoke the most in their family who came to make rounds.

"What are you two doing hiding in the room?"

Lin Qin glanced inside the room, Lin Xun who came to open the door was arranging her hair with a fake smile on her face, while Zhou Linan stood beside her pretending to be dignified, also smiling hypocritically.

"Oh, my lord, we are discussing the situation in the Far East and the changes in the world pattern."

Zhou Lin'an was holding the tablet that he was going to take interview notes in his hand. He glanced at the screen and read out the homework assignment assigned by the teacher.

"Would you discuss this with your uncle?"

"Uncle, she learned this subject very well when she was in school, so I asked her for advice."

"Ah? Well, that's right." Lin Xun nodded fiercely, as if she really would, "Xiao An really came to ask me questions."

But that's not the question.

"Don't close the door to study."

"Afraid of noise."

Lin Qin glanced on the ground and saw the paper microphone discarded in the corner. The more she looked at it, the more she felt familiar. When she picked it up, she found that it was Zhou Linkang's lost English weekly newspaper. After searching downstairs for a long time, I was so anxious that I had to go to the school to look for it."

"Oh, because Xiao An suddenly wants to learn some English by the way."

Lin Xun didn't change his smirk, realizing Zhou Lin'an's lie.

"They are all college students, and they still use the English weekly newspaper for high school students to learn English."

"My foundation is poor, but she is more advanced."

The uncle and nephew lied easily and cooperated with each other tacitly. It sounded very reasonable at first glance, completely fooling Lin Qin.

"I will learn to say in the future, don't take your sister's things."

After Lin Qin left, both of them breathed a sigh of relief. At this moment, Lin Xun suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Wait, I threw this thing away after I finished eating it. Where did you get the bottle?"

"I wanted to see what my aunt had left, so I went through your trash can."

"What kind of behavior are you doing, you cancer bastard!"

"Pay attention to your words, I have saved a lot of other evidence of your crime."

"It's easy to talk, it's easy to say."

In order to retrieve the criminal evidence and destroy his body, Lin Xun was forced to agree to help Zhou Lin'an - to help her catch up with the senior she was thinking of.

The society instills in Alphas the cognition that they should be strong and proactive, and most Alphas start as early as puberty, and often exchange experiences with things like chasing people.

However, as an Alpha who advocates equality and freedom, Lin Xun has never been interested in these so-called experience exchanges and scoffed at them, so that she doesn't know how to help them now.

Lin Xun knew almost nothing, his only experience came from Bai Sisi.

This doesn't seem like a good model for teaching.

After all, they have only one thing in common-both women.

"To chase a girl, you need to pay a material price, coupled with meticulous care, the key point is to move her with positive enthusiasm and fearless spirit."

"Really?" Zhou Lin'an took out his tablet and was taking notes, but he questioned Lin Xun's teaching, "It sounds so fake, are you kidding me, little aunt?"

"How come?" Lin Xun pointed at the computer screen solemnly, "This is a popular answer."

"You are so perfunctory. If you continue like this, you will no longer be my dearest little aunt." Zhou Linan raised his hand and closed the browser. "Please use cases to teach based on your own experience."

Personal experience...

Lin Xun was thinking about how to beautify her personal experience so that she could speak more clearly, when suddenly a video call came in, and she knew who it was when she heard it, and immediately handed the phone to Zhou Linan's face, " Why don't you just let this case teach you?"

Zhou Linan who suddenly saw Bai Sisi was shy and flustered, and Bai Sisi was confused when he saw that it wasn't Lin Xun who answered the phone. The three of us have lunch together.

After turning off the video, the first thing Zhou Linan did was to complain about Lin Xun, "You set up an exclusive ringtone for your aunt? What kind of medicine is love? Good earth, why don't you choose a default ringtone like before? .”

"I didn't set it up, it's because she likes this kind of divine comedy from 30 years ago."

"Wow! It sounds so good, no wonder there is a unique sense of vicissitudes."

"You bastard is not only cancerous, but also has no bottom line!"

After an ordinary lunch, the waiter removed the empty tray and put a pot of hot tea on it.

Zhou Lin'an had just confided his feelings in a half-covered manner, and was waiting for Bai Sisi's answer with anticipation.

The small box was quiet for a while, only to see the steam rising into the sky, Bai Sisi didn't take a sip of hot tea, pushed her nose without lensless glasses frames, and said in a deep voice, "There are three technical points for chasing girls. No time."

"Huh? No heart, no time, no time? What do you mean?"

"Since you are still a stranger now, first of all, you have to pretend that you accidentally ran into her." The theory master Bai Sisi casually grabbed the people around him as teaching tools, "Then, you pretend to have accidentally broken some of her things."

With a click, the little astronaut necklace that Lin Xun carefully matched was dedicated to teaching.

Seeing the little astronaut's necklace being dragged off, Lin Xun had a bitter face, with a hint of sadness.

Woo, I squatted for an hour to broadcast live, and spent 28 yuan to get a special necklace.

"If you break something, you must make an apology." Bai Sisi took off the ring on her hand and put it back into the necklace, and then put the necklace back on Lin Xun. "At this time, you can say that you want to treat her to dinner as a gift." Apologize. But you have to pretend you don't have time."

Zhou Linan, who was taking notes seriously, raised his little hand and asked, "Why?"

"In order to know her contact information, you can only make an appointment next time if you don't have time."

Lin Xun put the necklace back on her neck. She was very satisfied with the fact that the little astronaut changed the ring, but she was very skeptical about the chasing skills taught by Bai Sisi, "Is this really reliable? It's 2037 Use this old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation?"

"I used to film, and it was always written like this in the script."

Bai Sisi shrugged, and then released a sweet smile to Zhou Linan, "Xiao An, please do your best!"

It's best to catch up with someone smoothly and stop pestering my girlfriend.

"Yeah! I will!"

Zhou Linan was inspired by the sweet smile, but he always felt that there was something else in the smile.