Who would want to fall in love

The day before the seven-day long holiday was Tuesday, but as a college student, Zhou Linan naturally chose to skip class and go home early to play while avoiding the rush hour.

It's just that when she got home and wanted to go to the bathroom, she heard a strange movement in the bathroom and a strange smell.

Although today is the day before the holiday, it is a serious working day. Those who should go to work are at work, and those who should go to school are at school. Except for her, who skipped class, there should be no one at home.

At most, her little aunt, who returned to a state of doing nothing after the program was recorded, was lying at home.

But she felt that AO had to avoid suspicion, and basically only used the bathroom on the first floor, not the bathroom on the third floor.

Little aunt has changed sex?

But it doesn't smell like her, does it?

Has a burglar entered the house?

No way!Are there thieves in such a remote suburb?

Zhou Lin'an was wondering, when he heard movement on the first floor, he lay down on the stairs and looked, Lin Xun only opened the door and came back at this time.

"Little aunt, help! There seems to be a thief in the house!"

Zhou Linan scrambled and ran down the stairs, grabbed Lin Xun's hand and whispered, Lin Xun picked up the badminton racket at the door, "Where is the thief?"

"In the bathroom on the third floor!"

"What is there to steal in your bathroom? Ah... this is not that perverted, you go up with me to have a look, and if the situation is wrong, you can call the police directly."

The two tiptoed to the door of the bathroom on the third floor. Lin Xun lay on the door and listened. There was really a strange movement inside. He raised the badminton racket in his hand to guard against the air and then kicked open the door of the bathroom. .

Then I was so scared that the badminton racket fell to the ground.

Zhou Linyu and Shi Zheng were having some overly intimate actions in the bathroom, and they were still saying some unhealthy words.

"You have grown a lot since you were a child."

Lin Xun covered his mouth with one hand, covered Zhou Linan's eyes with the other and stepped back.

I don't know if it's more embarrassing for the person who smashed into his own family on the spot, or it's more embarrassing for the one who was smashed.

However, the most embarrassing one among the four should be Shi Zheng. She jumped out of the window and ran away before she got dressed. She was more skilled than Lin Xun in crawling away from the balcony. It can be seen that this is definitely not the first time. Dry.

Zhou Linyu saw the astonished faces of one big, one small, one tall, one short, A, O outside the door, put on his coat and dragged them to his room to chat.

"You will keep this matter a secret, right?"

"Uh... sister, which one are you talking about? Did you sleep with her before, or are you looking for excitement now?"

Zhou Linyu jumped up when he heard Zhou Linan's words, "Both of these things!!!"

"Let's try our best."

"Yeah, let's try our best."

Zhou Linyu looked at the perfunctory expressions of the two people in front of him, and issued warnings in turn.

"Uncle, do you think I can't see it with my aunt every night!"

"Xiao An, I already knew you were gay!"

After hearing this, the two people in front of them excitedly stepped forward to shake hands and hug Zhou Linyu, forming a confidential alliance.

"We'll keep it a secret!"

"Yes, yes, we are a family!"

But they didn't expect that on the second day after they formed a secret alliance, this alliance would face the crisis of disintegration.

Lin Qin was going to clean up at home during the long vacation, but found a brand new unopened strange toy delivery in the storage room on the second floor, a box of empty family planning supplies in the bathroom on the third floor, and found it on the balcony on the fourth floor. The underwear that does not belong to any woman in this family pulled Zhou Shuli into the living room and asked her loudly what was going on.

There was a lot of noise downstairs and a panic upstairs.

The three members of the Confidentiality Alliance hid in Lin Xun's room for an urgent discussion as if they were facing a formidable enemy.

"Uncle, save us!"

Zhou Linyu and Zhou Linan held Lin Xun's left hand and Lin Xun's right hand, begging.

"Don't say that, I can't protect myself now."

Lin Xun shook his hands, and threw the two of them away together. After thinking for a while, he began to break down one by one. He took the lead in poking Zhou Linyu's shoulder, "Why don't you throw your things out when you're done with them? It's so dangerous to just throw them in the bathroom."

Zhou Linyu stiffened his mouth when he heard it, "How do you know that I used it?"

"Nonsense, Xiao An doesn't need it!"

"Then what if it's your own use!"

"Don't rely on me, I don't know if I use it or not! And the bathroom on the third floor has been used by the three of you all the time. If I go in, it will be a big deal. Go downstairs and surrender to your mother." !"

The two debated a few words, Zhou Linyu suddenly pretended to be weak, wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corner of his eyes, squeezed his throat and said, "How can you let a girl from other people admit such a thing."

"Hey, who isn't a girl anymore?"

Lin Xun waved his hand to express his disapproval, "Just say you have a girlfriend, what a big deal."

After hearing the last sentence, Zhou Linyu's expression changed three times, and he groaned, "But she is not my girlfriend, we just play occasionally and have no relationship."

"God, you are so open, how can you explain it to the two downstairs?"

"Let's just say it's yours. Anyway, everyone knows that you have a girlfriend."

Zhou Lin'an just interjected at this moment, "Ah, if you recognize Xiaoyu's, why don't you also recognize the toys I bought? This is a complete set of three, so you don't have to bring the two of us with you. "

"Will I be the only one who co-authors? No, who am I then?"

Lin Xun shook his head like a rattle and strongly refused.

"You and your aunt are justified, and it's not like you haven't done it before!"

"Auntie's clothes are left in your room, you have the nerve to say us!"

"It's not what you think, that day she..."

"Wow, you still have to describe this kind of thing to your nieces, you pervert!"

"Pervert little uncle, hurry up and recognize yourself, or I'll go downstairs and expose you!"

"Why, the three of us are allies! We live and die together, and we die together!"

The three of them failed to come to a conclusion, and Zhou Linyu decided to pre-emptively fight when they got into an argument at the top.

Lin Xun's skills were exceptionally strong at this time, and he showed his flexibility on the stairs, surpassing Zhou Linyu in an instant.

Zhou Linyu thought for a while and couldn't run away from her, so he shouted in his own loud voice, "Dad! Mom! My uncle and aunt have gotten married a long time ago! All the things you found belong to her!"

Lin Xun had already jumped to the first floor in one stride, and jumped in front of Lin Qin and Zhou Shuli in a few big strides, "Sister and brother-in-law! Xiao An is dating a little O, and the courier belongs to her!"

Zhou Linan found out that he had been sold as soon as he left the house, and Zhou Linyu who was still on the stairs yelled heartbreakingly, "Mom! Dad! Xiaoyu and Shi Zheng have slept together a long time ago, and now they are in a non-social bed." companion!"

Zhou Shuli was already dizzy after hearing the first sentence, and her head was buzzing after that, but she didn't understand what she was saying.

Lin Qin heard it clearly, but the amount of information was too much, and she was so angry that she had high blood pressure.

The three people blasting each other were in a hurry, looking for medicine for Lin Qin, and pouring water for Zhou Shuli, causing chaos at home, and even preparing to call for an ambulance.

In the panic, there was only one person who was the calmest, and that was Zhou Linkang who had witnessed all this in the restaurant.

Zhou Linkang likes to plan in advance when doing things, and she has already started to think about what major to apply for the university.

Recently, she has become more interested in physics, so she borrowed Zhou Linan's account to listen to astrophysics MOOCs.

The signal in the room was not good, so Zhou Linkang took the tablet and looked around for the signal. At this time, he took off his earphones and shook his head at the crowd, "I often feel out of place with this family because I am too normal. In the universe, each of you is trying to sleep with others, don’t you just want to explore the human body, don’t you have any curiosity about this world?”

Because Zhou Shuli was too old-fashioned and Lin Qin was too strict, the three daughters of the Zhou family and a brother-in-law had always been in a state of asceticism in front of them from adolescence to adulthood.

Some people are real, some people are acting.

For the first time in more than 20 years, a middle-aged couple who raised four children faced education problems in this area, and they were quite at a loss.

Mainly because it was the first time, there were three takeaways, and none of them met their expectations.

"You three have such a romantic affair, it's a shame to the family tradition!"

With Zhou Shuli's rare angry look, she slammed the table, and the teacups on the table jingled.

The three people being interrogated stood in a row in the living room according to height, lowered their heads in unison, not daring to face the unknown storm.

Zhou Shuli wanted to say something, but was robbed by Lin Qin. She walked up to Lin Xun first and gave her a headache, "You have developed into such a situation and never told your family!"

Lin Qin then walked to the right and gave Zhou Linyu two headaches, "You, how did your mother usually educate you? You don't love yourself at all when you are young. You must go home before ten o'clock in the future. You must work overtime to bring evidence. No reason is allowed. Come home late!"

"And you!"

Seeing Lin Qin walking towards Zhou Lin'an, Lin Xun suddenly felt that it would not be good to sell Zhou Lin'an out at once, so he walked over to stand in front of Zhou Lin'an, wanting to speak for her, "Sister, Xiao An..."

Lin Qin left Lin Xun aside, and continued to say to Zhou Lin'an, "Why are you being so sneaky when you're in a relationship? Bring your partner to your house some other day and have a meal together."

After Lin Qin finished speaking, Zhou Shuli wanted to say a few more words, but was dragged back to the room to calm down.

In the living room, the three perpetrators and a student were left looking at each other.

"It's over, my night life is over."

Zhou Linyu sat down on the sofa with a depressed face, while Zhou Linan danced and changed his shoes on the other side, ready to go out, "Bye rebellious girl, your sister, I want to pursue love openly."

Zhou Linkang was near the dining table, and glanced at Zhou Linan, who was bouncing around, "I'm really curious, what kind of psychological level would be interested in someone as young as you? I thought you were going to toss and turn with another person I feel like I can call the police.”

Zhou Linyu glanced at Zhou Linan, then shook his head, "I also think it's scary, but I don't dare to think about it."

"Why do you think of this picture of your own sisters!"

After changing his shoes, Zhou Lin'an was so angry that he threw one slipper at the sofa and the other at the dining table.

Seeing the three sisters fighting, Lin Xun, who went to get something to drink from the refrigerator, quickly ran to them to change the topic to mediate, "Stop, stop, is anyone in this family curious about my story? I can share it with you."

"There's nothing to be curious about. It's nothing more than the fact that you're attracted to the beauty, and you get the moon first when you're close to the water."

"Stop pestering your aunt every day, I'm a career fan who actually has a lot of opinions."

"That's right, Auntie hasn't had a new play for a long time, Uncle, you are not sensible at all."

Being stunned by three nieces in turn, Lin Xun blinked and said sincerely, "Actually, I want to say that she pursued me, do you believe me?"

"cut."

The three people in the living room answered a word in unison, and then one turned on the TV to watch a drama, one turned and went out, and the other put on earphones to study. No one responded to Lin Xun.

"What a warm home."

Lin Xun sighed against the air, and walked upstairs back to the room with the iced fruit wine in his hand.

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