Who would want to fall in love

When a family loses the usual housekeeper, the most frightening thing is not the upside-down work and rest at home and the two-day carnival party, but the fact that no one controls the diet.

As a temporary guardian who can't cook, Lin Xun turned over and sang songs, and ordered all kinds of barbecue fried chicken takeaway at home every day to solve everyone's food and clothing. As a result, he was the first to eat and get angry, and a big lump appeared on the left corner of his mouth. .

When they got up in the morning, the rest of the family saw Lin Xun's miserable condition, and unanimously protested against the continued ordering of takeout for lunch, crying and shouting to go out to eat.Because he wanted to bring Bai Sisi with him, and there was no online queuing channel in this store, Lin Xun went to the store to queue in advance to get a seat in the private room.

As a result, as soon as Zhou Linyu entered the private room and saw her, he shouted in that gong-drum-like voice, "Wow! You and your aunt are so fierce!"

"Miss Zhou, please pay attention to your words, there is another underage child here."

"Look at the corners of your mouth, it's more red and swollen than in the morning, ouch~Young man, please restrain yourself~"

"What nonsense, I licked it myself!"

Zhou Linyu patted Lin Xun's shoulder in a strange manner, Lin Xun pushed her to the seat and asked everyone to scan the QR code to order.

Zhou Lin'an: "How about eating braised prawns?"

Lin Xun shook his head: "Shrimp and crab are poisonous, I can't eat them."

Zhou Linkang: "The fried pork ribs look good."

Lin Xun shook his head: "The fried food is too hot, you'd better not eat it recently."

Zhou Linyu: "Can you eat beef? Sauce-flavored beef?"

Lin Xun still shook his head: "Beef and mutton will grow."

Zhou Linyu couldn't help it, and rolled his eyes, "Uncle, you have too many taboos!"

"In short, shrimps, crabs, cattle, chickens, ducks and geese, I must quit all hot and poisonous things, and you should eat less, so as not to follow in my footsteps."

Zhou Linan swipe the menu, and greeted Lin Xun with concern, "Then 90% of the dishes here are on your fasting list, you are so pitiful."

Lin Xun nodded in agreement, very sad, "Yes, I can hardly eat anything in this restaurant, why do you insist on eating here, and still insist on calling me over?"

Zhou Linyu said straightly: "Because you are our guardian for the time being, there is an underage child here, and you especially need to take good care of her."

Zhou Lin'an added: "And this store is very difficult to line up, you just came to take a seat."

Zhou Linkang concluded: "More than that, she is mainly responsible for paying the bill."

"Wow, you guys are so compassionate and caring. I deeply feel the warmth of family."

Lin Xun reached for the teapot and wanted to pour herself a cup of tea to calm down, but when she reached out, the other three people avoided her, "I just got angry and got acne, and it's not leprosy, so don't avoid me like this!"

"Your acne is really ugly, like a rooster's comb, don't pass it on to me." Zhou Linyu picked up a hot towel and wiped the hand touched by Lin Xun, with a look of putting aside the relationship.

"I saw an online doctor and took medicine. I drank three cups of herbal tea today. I can't help it if it doesn't go away."

It was also difficult for Lin Xun to face her damaged face, but there was nothing she could do.

Zhou Linkang proposed solution one: "If you eat all the fasting food and fight the poison with the poison, it may disappear."

Lin Xun vetoed: "Yes, yes, do you think I'm stupid?"

Zhou Linyu proposed the second solution: "The prescription is not good, we can try some folk remedies. I heard that mixing rice washing water with incense burner ashes can cure all diseases."

Lin Xun vetoed it again: "NONONO, it's impossible. Don't be superstitious, I don't even believe such nonsense."

Zhou Lin'an proposed the third solution: "Do you want to use toothpaste? The anti-inflammatory medicinal toothpaste will heal faster with medicine."

Lin Xun vetoed aphasia: "You are a college student after all, can you speak human language?"

College student Zhou Lin'an thought for a while, and said something human: "Why don't you try the legendary steam detoxification method?"

This method sounds a little bit reliable, Lin found a little bit of interest, "What kind of arrangement is it?"

"Isn't there a lot of steam when the rice is steamed? You immediately move your head over to absorb the freshest steam, so that you can exchange the new for the old, and you can expel the toxins from your face."

Zhou Linan shook his head, and vividly performed this method. Zhou Linkang raised his hand after watching it and asked, "In this case, can the steamed rice still be eaten?"

This question obviously exceeded Zhou Linan's ability to answer. She blinked and thought for about five seconds, "I don't understand. Maybe, can't I?"

Lin Xun knocked on the table with his hand, and took out the posture of being a temporary guardian, "Stop! Stop fooling me with these boring, ignorant and unscientific folk earthworks! Are you thinking that I have a problem with IQ? It’s too much to believe this!”

"You obviously like to do this all the time!"

"That's it!"

Zhou Linyu and Zhou Linkang were aggrieved, Zhou Linan finally acted as a good person to help Lin Xun change the topic, "Where is our beautiful, gentle and generous aunt?"

"She is nearby and said to help me find medicine and come up later."

As soon as Bai Sisi was said, Bai Sisi arrived, and she was wearing a black mask and black hat and carrying a black bag, opened the door of the private room and slipped in, and then put the black bag in front of Lin Xun.

"This medicine was given to me by Xiaobei, who said it is a secret method of the palace that has been passed down for thousands of years, and it is specially used to treat acne from burning."

Bai Sisi opened the zipper of the black bag, took out a transparent glass bottle filled with cloudy liquid, and introduced in a melodious manner while taking it, "Centennial-year-old centipede, brewed medicinal wine, try it quickly."

Lin Xun's mouth drooped when he saw the cloudy liquid, and he wanted to run away even more when he heard the centipede, but facing Bai Sisi's expectant eyes, he had no choice but to pick up the glass bottle and drink it all down.

"Who just said honestly that he doesn't believe this?"

"Tsk tsk, I drank the whole bottle when my aunt brought it, and we cursed and lost our temper when we said a few folk remedies."

"Humans who fall in love are really bad. I'm starting to hate humans. I'm going to marry physics in the future."

This lunch started with Zhou Linkang's declaration of marriage, and ended with Lin Xun and Zhou Linyu's fierce quarrel.

Why did it turn into a quarrel?

The main reason was that there was nothing to talk about during the meal, so everyone found a topic—telling about Lin Xun's colorful past to Bai Sisi.

For example, after breaking up, he was forced to join the school football team and cried while kicking. Another example was that he was too thin and failed to meet the standard after eating braised pork for three days until he felt sick when he saw the meat.

The embarrassing things that Lin Xun has done since he was a child were revealed one by one, and Zhou Linyu talked about it the most. When it came to rising, he even performed a peacock dance that Lin Xun had danced at the New Year's Eve party when he was a child. Seeing that Bai Sisi was rolling forward and backward laughing.

Zhou Linyu is about the same age as Lin Xun, and he can always witness these wonderful moments with his own eyes.

After hearing this for a long time, Lin Xun felt ashamed and indignant, so he proposed to fight Zhou Linyu.

As a professional dancer with a qualification certificate, how could he endure the brutal humiliation of his previous performance.

"What the hell are you dancing, quickly stop me, and stop talking about me, shut up, shut up, shut up!"

"You're jealous that I dance better than you."

"fart!"

"My mother is a troupe actress, isn't your mother? I have dancing genes."

"How do you know this gene is not inherited from my mother! Go home and have a fight if you can!"

"Come on!"

After arguing and arguing, the two reached a consensus. One opened the door and went out to the parking lot to find a car, and the other went out to pay the bill. Bai Sisi, who had never experienced this scene before, was dumbfounded, and looked at Zhou Linan beside him suspiciously, "What are they going to do?" Do you want to do it? This is not good, do you need to notify your parents?"

"No, they mean to go home to "Just Dance." Zhou Lin'an, who was not surprised, was very calm about this, and enthusiastically explained to Bo Sisi the rules of family appointments, "Usually they dance to the same song. , See who has the higher score, and the person with the lower score will admit his mistake."

The wind is clear and the sun is warm. In this uneasy day, the 790th family dance competition is being held in a small villa in the suburbs, and it has entered the stage of the contestants exchanging harsh words before the competition.

"If you lose, run around the neighborhood with a loudspeaker, shouting that Zhou Linyu is the most beautiful in the universe while running!"

"If you lose, go to the family group and post a [-]-word composition to praise me!"

"Then if you lose, give me your aunt!"

"Get out!!!" Lin Xun was so angry that he spat out, "Don't involve anyone else!"

Zhou Linyu wiped her face with a tissue, "Everyone comment, is aunt someone else?"

"Not counting."

There were two people in the auditorium on the sofa who responded, and Zhou Linyu was very proud, "Two votes passed and one vote abstained."

"You...! I added that so-and-so, believe it or not, I'll call her right now."

Lin Xun took out his mobile phone to threaten, Zhou Linyu immediately confessed, "No, she is very busy with work, this is a matter between the two of us, don't affect innocent people."

The ruthless talk session ended in a hurry, and the two contestants began to choose songs to prepare for the competition.

Otherwise, take a picture and post it on Weibo, right?

Bo Sisi, who was sitting in the middle of the sofa, watched their warm-up preparations. Thinking that he had played for several days and hadn't finished the tasks assigned by Li En before the holiday, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to record this wonderful moment to complete the KPI.

"Do you want to record?" Through the reflection of the TV screen, Lin Xun saw Bai Sisi raised the phone, then nodded, and pressed Zhou Linyu's hand to confirm, "I'll dance again later, I'm going to change the phone Pants."

"Ah? Why do you want to change your pants?"

"My trousers are too ordinary to be photographed, not worthy of my gorgeous dance."

"Hey, what do you wear when you dance all the time? A dress?"

Lin Xun's figure disappeared into Zhou Linyu's yin and yang aura, and he reappeared 5 minutes later, receiving applause from Bai Sisi alone.

"So cool, so cool, so fancy pants. Where did you get such a retro style?"

Seeing Bai Sisi praised a few words, Lin Xun turned around again to show off his light blue flared pants with sequins, "If you like it, I can give you a pair of white ones."

"Would I like this one?"

"Then wash it for you later."

The two of them flirted and wanted to chat again, Zhou Linyu watched impatiently, and pushed Lin Xun a few times, "Stop showing off your affection, why don't you compare?"

"Compared, of course compared. I will break the record of this machine that has been dusty for many years later, and let you know who is the Dancing Queen of this family!"

Lin Xun was full of fighting spirit, and stepped on the start button with cheerful steps, and then a cold voice sounded behind her.

"You're a little more like DragQueen now."

Zhou Linkang suddenly said a joke, but no one understood it for a while, and no one praised her, so she could only sigh, "I blame me for being too smart, I shouldn't play this kind of Western homonym."

After three minutes and 18 seconds, Zhou Linyu was defeated badly, refused to accept, and proposed two wins in three games.

After 50 minutes and [-] seconds, Zhou Linyu lost again, refused to accept, and proposed three out of five rounds.

Ten and 34 seconds later, Zhou Linyu surrendered, and sent a voice message "Uncle, I'm sorry, Uncle, I'm wrong, Uncle, you are so hot" in the family group, which attracted a phone call from Lin Qin.