Who would want to fall in love

In the past, Lin Xun never declared that he was not a foreigner because of poverty.

But this year she had to take part in the foreign festival of Christmas.

Because the night before Christmas Eve, commonly known as Christmas Eve, happens to be Bai Sisi's birthday.

As this day approached, Lin Xun fell into panic, worrying about this matter every day, and he could almost weave a brush out of his fallen hair.

What's the best first birthday present?

If it is too ordinary, it will appear that it does not pay enough attention, but if it is too grand, there will be no room for improvement.

There are only five days left before Christmas Eve, and Lin Xun was so anxious that he walked around Zhou Linyu's room, "Hey, Miss Zhou, as the saying goes, there is a thunder in the sky and an uncle in the earth, your uncle is in trouble now, please help me! Otherwise, you will be punished by God." !"

"I'm pregnant now, you can't curse me, you will kill two people."

Zhou Linyu sat on the recliner that Shizheng had customized for her to watch the drama, while watching, wantonly spitting out melon seeds.

The two had been married for more than a month, but Zhou Linyu was too lazy to move, and still lived at home in the name of being pregnant and needing someone to take care of her.

However, Shi Zheng didn't have any complaints, and even came to stay for a few days on the rest day.

Now she finally didn't climb the window when she came, and finally learned to enter through the gate.

"What a heartless married woman."

Lin Xun shook his hand and left this person who was flaunting his power in the name of pregnancy, "I still don't believe that there is no one else in my family who can help me!"

In fact, speaking of it, I really don’t have any at home.

Because Zhou Lin'an, Lin Xun's dedicated military advisor, has recently fallen into a sweet love affair and can't extricate himself from it. He doesn't go home anymore, and spends all day with his girlfriend at school under the guise of studying.

"Oh, little aunt, if you have something to say, don't hold up the line, she is going to make a video call with her girlfriend soon."

"Help me choose a birthday present, something noble, elegant and unique."

"I'm a guy with a girlfriend now."

"I know, I know! Don't repeatedly emphasize to me that you have a girlfriend."

"So, I can't help other women choose gifts."

"Do you have a conscience! Cruelly reject your dearest little aunt!"

"After all, I'm a guy with a girlfriend."

"Who doesn't!"

Zhou Lin'an didn't answer, smiled and waved his hands on the screen, and then quickly hung up the phone, making Lin Xun feel that his life turned black and gray along with the screen.

While Lin Xun was staring at the dimmed phone screen, a person not far away came to the balcony with his arms folded, and let out a disdainful sneer.

Perhaps, at this time, a dead horse is treated as a living horse doctor?

"Kangkang! I have a favor for you! Well, it's a bit hard to say."

"It's hard to say? It can't be something I can't hear, right?"

"Uh……"

Looking at Zhou Linkang's immature face and indifferent expression, Lin Xun didn't know whether to continue asking for help for a moment.

"Are you picking out a birthday present for your aunt?"

"how do you know?"

Zhou Linkang poked his own head with his fingers, "I'm not like you, I'm empty."

I was scorned, but Lin Xun greeted me with a smile instead, "Then use your smart brain to help me think about what to give? I want her to like it, but she can't like it too much."

"Okay, then I'll analyze it for you." Zhou Linkang stretched out his hands and shook in the air, looking like a master, and glanced at Lin Xun before speaking, "I'm worried that your IQ will not be remembered, do you want to write Come down?"

One side is devoting their minds to come up with ideas, while the other side is not idle, and is in a hurry to find someone to talk to.

"You said why she ignored me recently. It's too much. She hasn't replied to my message for an hour."

"Miss, is your love brain a little too serious? Why is every day like the first day." Gu Bei grabbed two cherries from the fruit plate, ate one and found it was not too sweet, and took the other Put the ball back, pretending nothing happened, and educated Bai Sisi with a serious face, "Young man, can you put your heart on your career?"

"I let it go. I recently received a new drama and am reading the script. It is about love and marriage. So, I am integrating work and life, and drawing inspiration from life." Bai Sisi said and said I took a cherries and ate it, and my teeth were so sour, "Wow, this is too sour!"

"Really, it's sour, where did you buy it?"

"I didn't buy it." Bai Sisi hammered the button on the table angrily, and called the cleaning robot over, "She's been too careless about me recently! The fruits she brought are not sweet anymore!"

"It's a period of burnout, it's normal. When the relationship fades, just change to another one. Bye-bye, bye-bye, the next one will be better. As the saying goes, where is the end of the world..." Gu Bei stopped talking when he saw Bai Sisi drooping the corner of his mouth. After saying this common saying, the conversation changed, "Why don't you hold back, maybe I'm holding back some surprises for you?"

This night is Christmas Eve, but it is not very safe for some people.

Everyone planned to gather together to celebrate this Western festival and Bai Sisi's birthday, but they didn't expect that Bai Sisi was assigned a job, which caused someone to hesitate while holding a gift.

"Ah, looking at my aunt like this is really charming. I feel that my heart has been washed."

Zhou Linyu sank deep into the sofa with her belly out, and projected a hologram of Bai Sisi's birthday live broadcast into the living room, sighing at the video, as if she was there in person.

"Is this thing a laundry detergent and has a cleaning function?"

Lin Xun looked at the screen projected by the hologram, and thought of Li En's strict warnings to her, sternly warning her not to appear at the birthday party, feeling a little angry, but couldn't find the button to turn off the phone.

"What are you doing, you speak sourly. Hey, pregnant women need to watch, don't move around!"

"She is the legendary dissatisfied desire."

Zhou Linkang came here, took his own stack of test papers and placed them on the tea table in the living room, solemnly put the test papers into the gift box, and then covered the test papers with raffia, "This must be the best Christmas gift for the whole family , after all, you can’t get full marks on the test papers, and there are still so many.”

Zhou Linyu didn't know how to evaluate the grand occasion of burying treasures in front of her, so she could only continue to yell at Lin Xun, "Of course there will be a birthday party for a star's birthday, don't you know? It's so pitiful, sister."

"I don't know... wait what are you calling me?"

"Fans will call you sister, and your sister's partner is usually called brother-in-law, but in view of your situation, they think you are my sister's wife, referred to as sister-in-law." Zhou Linyu explained to Lin Xun, who often disconnected from the Internet, "her fans prefer Yours, that's what they call you, nicknames."

"This name is quite creative, I like it."

Lin Xun accepted the new title quite quickly, and even showed a little joy, "Hey, do many of her fans like me?"

"How should I put it?" Zhou Linyu flipped through the chat records of the fan group and commented, "Some of them like you so much, some treat you like air, and the rest probably want to put you to death."

"Why? Did I provoke them?"

"You said you, you don't have anything you want, and you have a bad face, of course you will be hated."

A pregnant woman upset her uncle by speaking too bluntly.

"Why this expression? It's like constipation."

"Actually, I used my savings over the years to prepare this thing."

"What is this?"

Lin Xun made gestures while introducing, "The holographic chip records the TV dramas she has participated in since her debut, and she can cast them in the machine, and she can choose dramas. Then I spent a lot of money to record me My own image is used as an early wake-up alarm clock and a collection of good night stories, which originally got this number, and after customization, it becomes this number, and the selection function is added to this number.”

"Stop punching, and we're going to have a drink, so just tell me how much it is."

"Fifty-eight thousand eight hundred and eight."

"Wow! It's not cheap!"

"Not only is it not cheap, it is simply very expensive!"

Zhou Linkang, who came up with an idea, packed his exquisite Christmas present, got up holding the box and glanced at the two people in front of him, "Don't sneeze on it, it will be blown away after [-]."

"It's fifty-eight thousand eight hundred and eighty, don't underestimate 880 yuan!"

Lin Xun emphasized to the figure of Zhou Linkang walking towards the decorated Christmas tree and hanging gifts at the door of the house, Zhou Linyu flattened the corners of her clothes with her arms raised high, "It's rare to see you so generous, does it hurt uncle?"

"It's not a pain in the flesh, it's a pain in the bones."

Zhou Linkang went back and forth, bringing back a gust of cold wind and cold words, "Does this kind of pain in the bones really exist in a healthy person's body? Are you afraid you have some kind of disease?"

"Forget it, let me break my heart silently in the silent night alone."

Lin Xun couldn't think of Zhou Linkang's words, looked up to the sky and sighed, and put her specially customized holographic chip back into the gift box. Seeing this, Zhou Linkang poked Zhou Linyu's shoulder, "Sister, did you see it?"

"Ok?"

"This is the price of love. Do you want to consider becoming a monk with me?"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Linyu quickly declined her kindness, "I'm sorry, I accidentally got married, and I'm doomed to perish in the mundane world."

"no!"

Lin Xun rewrapped the gift, but after thinking about it, he still couldn't swallow the breath, and roared into the air, "I have to find her, after all, it's the first birthday after dating, how can I be without me!"

"Think twice, uncle, or we will project a picture of you being beaten at home."

"Don't worry, if I don't go on stage, I will just hide in the background and give her a surprise."

Is it scare?

Zhou Linyu shuddered at the thought of Lin Xun's sudden appearance at the birthday party. He was just about to persuade him, but he didn't expect that Lin Xun was so powerful this time, he went as soon as he said it, and disappeared at home in a blink of an eye.

It seems that tonight is destined to be a bloody night.

Relying on the advancement of technology, when Zhou Linyu found out in his conscience that he was praying for Lin Xun, Lin Xun had already arrived at the backstage of the birthday party.At this time, it was time for the guest assistants to perform on the stage. Bai Sisi and the guest host Gu Bei, who were changing their costumes backstage, opened their mouths wide when they saw Lin Xun.

"How did you come!"

"Happy birthday to you."

"Didn't you agree to meet tomorrow?"

"I think today is a better day." Lin Xun took out a red string and tied it around Bai Sisi's wrist, "The new year will bring good luck, and the big red fire will be safe and healthy."

Send me a red bracelet?

Such a unique birthday gift was beyond Bai Sisi's expectation, but Lin Xun, a superstitious person, must have spent his time finding something good for her.It's just that she had some thoughts of comparison, and now she felt a little displeased, but she didn't show it on the face, "You hurry up, if some irrational fans find out, you won't be able to leave."

Gu Bei looked at the rising hotspots on his mobile phone, wandered to the two of them and shook his head, "She can't leave now, she was photographed and exploded. You are so arrogant, when you came in, you directly reported your name to the staff .”

"I can't help it. Sister En won't let me come, and I won't tell you how to get in."

Seeing Lin Xun's upright words, Gu Bei looked at her like an idiot, "Then have you considered how you will leave later?"

"It's not something I have to think about alone."

Even though this is the case, Lin Xun's words were still a bit irritating. Gu Bei wished he could not educate her for Bai Sisi, he gritted his teeth and was in a state of desperation, "Sisi, what should I do?"

"Then..." Bai Sisi was not as angry as Gu Bei, and tugged on Lin Xun's neckline, "It's already here, don't be idle, just come up with me for a dance."

This impromptu pas de deux that was added temporarily blew up the audience, some people were blown away with anger, while others were blown away with sweetness.When they exited the arena, there was chaos. After the lights dimmed, Li Enbi's face was left as green as the lights.

"The two of you fight so fiercely that it makes me run around fighting fires every time!"

In the dressing room, Li En cursed and cursed for half an hour, then checked the time and gave Lin Xun the birthday cake in his hand, stomped on the floor with his high heels and walked away.Gu Bei, who was on the side, saw that the remaining atmosphere was obviously not suitable for her to stay, so he lifted his feet and slipped away together.

Before the twelve o'clock bell struck, Lin Xun opened the holographic candle on the cake for Bai Sisi, and then presented a half-tone-deaf birthday song.Lin Xun's half-sung birthday song was interrupted by Bai Sisi, who changed hands to cut the cake, but unexpectedly, Bai Sisi continued to stop her, "Let's take it home and eat it. It's such a big cake, two people can't finish it. "

"Then I will give you a gift now."

"I thought you only gave the bracelet."

"That can't be done. I will tie your hands and illuminate your eyes."

Under the candlelight projection that was not turned off, Lin took out the prepared holographic chip like a treasure, spread it on the palm of his hand, and placed it in front of Bai Sisi.

"what is this?"

"It's the past and the present."

"Then why is there no future?"

"In the future... I will leave it to you."

Lin Xunfu covered Bai Sisi's hand, handed over the chip and held tightly, "Let's go, go home."

The author has something to say:

Tip: The following are all nonsense by the author, you can skip it.

"postscript"

I am not a new writer, but this is my first completed novella.

When I was young, I opened an account with the intention of posting some unconstrained ideas. I accidentally signed a contract and wrote it intermittently for a while, but finally shelved it because of my busy studies (strongly condemn this kind of cheating behavior

Although my age is gone, I keep a young heart, always young and always impulsive.

The rotten stalks that have been suppressed for a long time can't be vented, so they go back to their old jobs.

However, after I actually write it, I often want to give up, and I am deeply trapped in the entanglement of "no one will see it anyway" and "there is only one person who should not run away".

After thinking about it, I think it is better to be a human than a bird.

This article is really good, it's finished.

The epilogue has less content than the original idea and might seem a little rushed.

But as a funny article that mainly plays with memes, it has no effect, and it is generally complete.

I read an article before, to the effect that literature should inject warmth into reality.

If this article made you a little bit more happy, I think my precious hair loss was not in vain.

Thank you for taking this novel to the end with the author's nonsense.

Finally, thank you.

September 22, 1 night

Yours sincerely

(Bring salt for yourself: The next article "Nine Bureaus" is hotly written. It is a light-hearted and humorous ancient essay. Interested friends can search for it and take a look.)