[Comprehensive martial arts] The wind and smoke leave incense

Mr. Lu welcomed his wife amidst the strange eyes of the little soldiers.

Chu Liuxiang, amidst the anxiety in his heart, welcomed himself?

To be honest, the moment the curtain was lifted, when Chu Liuxiang saw the strange woman stepping into the curtain, he was completely dazed.

Not for anything else, just for the woman who resembled him three times.

As soon as she stepped into the tent, the woman in filial piety, after seeing Chu Liuxiang, let out a sharp wail, pushed away the little soldier who was supporting her, and threw her huge body towards Chu Liuxiang.

Xiaobing was pushed staggered by the woman's sudden movement, and he swayed a bit before he stabilized his body.

It's just that for Chu Liuxiang, he only heard the sound of the package hitting the ground, and then he was covered by a fat shadow.

Probably because of the cunning in the strange woman's eyes, or Mr. Lu's disguise of not knowing martial arts, Chu Liuxiang didn't dodge, standing there was kicked by the strong woman's hind legs, and she was able to stand firm.

"You're an enemy!" The woman opened her mouth with a northeastern accent, "I'm scared to death." She put her arms around Chu Liuxiang's neck, and put all her weight on Chu Liuxiang's body.

"If Brother A Bing hadn't kindly told me that your enemy is still alive, I would have followed them." Standing up straight, he slapped Chu Liuxiang across the face.

Chu Liuxiang stood there with a dazed expression until she was slapped on the shoulder by this strange woman, and she took two steps away, staggering and not recovering from the blow.

He looked at this face that resembled her three-quarters, but the joke that Rongrong made on the boat in the past flashed strangely in his mind: "If you are a woman, you must be a great beauty."

Now he just wants to pull Rongrong over and show her a rural woman who looks a lot like him but is ugly...that kind of woman.

"Husband... madam?" Chu Liuxiang laughed a little awkwardly, and he called out tentatively, "You..."

After the lie got to the beginning, Chu Liuxiang didn't know how to proceed.

This person obviously knew him, and was quite familiar with him, otherwise, how could he have intentionally drawn this appearance.

Yes, although Chu Liuxiang has been among tens of thousands of flowers, which one of the flowers he has chosen is not the most magnificent among the flowers, the crown among the bushes.

He has a lot of respect for this kind of woman who resembles him so much, but who is not like a bird, but he really can't do it.

Here Chu Liuxiang couldn't continue acting because of embarrassment and lack of script, but fortunately, the fat woman had the spirit of practice, so she hugged Chu Liuxiang's thigh and cried loudly.

A woman's tears, whether pity or irritability, are the best weapons.

As a beauty, she deserves pity, but as a woman who is five-faced and three-faced, she cannot bear to look directly at her.

Especially when she wiped your pants with snot and tears, and perfectly touched your lightning.

Chu Liuxiang has a very serious cleanliness addiction.

"My husband!" Mrs. Lu was crying with snot and tears, but unfortunately her rough face couldn't get the feeling of pear blossoms and rain, "If you have something wrong, how can I deal with it!"

Chu Liuxiang smiled awkwardly, and before he could react, the woman was like a machine gun, from words to tears, chugs and chugs without stopping.

"You bloody ghost," she wailed, "When you married you, your family had two pigs. I worked so hard to take you with you, and made you fat and fat. Now, you bloody ghost But let others run away!"

Dead Ghost·Chu Liuxiang: A confused question mark on her face...

"When I have four pigs in my family, I can follow you to live a life of drinking a bowl of porridge and pouring a bowl of porridge. Your enemy will get back together with that flower at the head of the village again, and leave me alone."

Dead Ghost·One of the Pigs·Chu Liuxiang: A look of bewilderment...

Chu Liuxiang didn't look at the errands, the woman's eyes flashed with pride.

Things have come to this point, among the women he knows, there is only one who likes to see him unlucky.

That inexplicable, hostile Lu Jingyan towards him!

After all, it was an old friend, Chu Liuxiang breathed a sigh of relief.Although he still didn't know where Lu Jingyan's hostility came from, she would not harm him and came to save him anyway.

"I'm sorry husband..."

"Damn oh oh oh..." Her voice became sharper, interrupting Chu Liuxiang's words, "Damn, our three pigs were stolen by those wolf-hearted guys..."

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, watched the woman holding his leg with snot and tears: "Don't cry." He faced the teasing eyes of the people around him, "There will be more in the future."

"You give birth?" Looking up at Chu Liuxiang, she was obviously talking about pigs, but Chu Liuxiang had the illusion that she was playing tricks on herself again.

"I gave birth." Chu Liuxiang raised his hand and touched his nose, "So, don't cry." He used the method he used to deal with him to deal with this unreasonable woman.

Chu Liuxiang had seen Lu Jingyan's real face, so she knew that it was just a disguise.

However, in the eyes of others, she is a thick, dark and strong rural woman.

As for Chu Liuxiang, although he was in a mess, he could still be regarded as a handsome young man in white clothes: "Let's laugh at the position," he seemed embarrassed, "My wife is nothing."

With great effort, Chu Liuxiang pulled out Lu Jingyan's disguised strong woman in the sight of the crowd' he is good, but he probably has a brain problem' and 'the flowers are stuck on the cow dung'.

Along the way, Lu Jingyan was still crying, as if he was afraid that the people around would not know that she had finally found her husband after going through all kinds of hardships, which attracted everyone to stop and watch.

After all, most of the people in this world love to watch the excitement.

The soldiers pretended to pass by unintentionally, watching the two of them with the eyes of a rare creature.

When Chu Liuxiang finally dragged him into the tent, Lu Jingyan pushed Chu Liuxiang away, and turned his face instantly: "If you don't listen to people's persuasion, you will be at a disadvantage." Such irony.

"I listened to your persuasion, but you dragged me into a play outside?" Chu Liuxiang was amused and helpless, "Why are you here?"

"It's just a double guarantee." Lu Jingyan never mentioned her worries, "Now that you have failed, it's my turn."

Chu Liuxiang could hear the concern, but he couldn't refute it. After all, he really thought things too simply, which led to the current situation.

"It's my fault." Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly, "The court and the Jianghu are always different."

He was so calm, but it seemed that Lu Jingyan was unkind.

It's just that in this era when men were in charge and women were mostly treated as vassals, Chu Liuxiang admitted his shortcomings so frankly that Lu Jingyan gave him a high look.

She sighed, she didn't know which mechanism on her body was touched, and her originally strong body shriveled up like a punctured balloon.Immediately afterwards, a bunch of things fell from her body.

"They didn't search?" Chu Liuxiang's eyes widened, watching Lu Jingyan squatting down and rummaging through the pile of wood, assembling several wooden boxes in a short time.

This kind of question made Lu Jingyan feel a little funny: "Go and search for someone who is crying and shouting that his dead husband has a cold heart, left his wife and left, and has no one to rely on as a rural woman?"

She mocked: "Do you think these soldiers lack women?"

Chu Liuxiang was stunned suddenly, remembering that these soldiers were private soldiers after all, not those excellent and hardworking frontier soldiers he had seen in the frontier: "I am lying."

"What's more, she's still a shrew." Lu Jingyan didn't care to comment on his words and deeds, "Being attached to such a woman may be a blessing or a trouble."

"Are you talking about yourself?" Chu Liuxiang smiled.

But Lu Jingyan's reaction was to lift up the assembled mechanism box in his hand and point it at Chu Liuxiang: "What do you think?"

Looking at the densely packed holes, Chu Liuxiang sneered: "Of course not." He touched his nose, "I'm talking about a big bastard."

"Speaking of the bastard," Lu Jingyan got up, "Your surname is Lu?"