[JOJO] I helped the assassination team out of poverty

Perfect revenge often only needs to use the simplest method. Cecilia, who had been micturitioning all night, finally started to plan for revenge.

Having experienced a night that was worse than death did not make me depressed, but made my revenge desire more and more high.I have to tell them to have a taste of what it's like to go to the bathroom at night.Don't think they didn't do it on purpose, except for Iluso's first pot, they held my head with their hands and forced me to drink the rest of the pot.It's not like asking me to compare which one is more delicious, and the one with the stronger hand makes me unable to go to the toilet.Made!My stomach is about to be stuffed/exploded, where is the mind to compare?

Although my body is still very weak now, I still decided to make a meal for myself. As for the reason, of course, the meal they made is uneatable!Bessie is okay, the others don’t know where the confidence comes from after cooking the sour plum soup. Today, after eating the shrimp cheese pepper noodles made for me by Holmaggio, I decided not to let them enter the kitchen again up.

Letting them cook is offended by dead ingredients!I can feel the pitiful look of their death.

As for that thing, can humans make it?Even if you put the ingredients in the pot and boil them casually, you can't get the taste!And he was smart enough to replace the lime with a lemon. I don't know what he thought, but he even squeezed the juice of a whole lemon into it!He also told me that he added a little more salt because he was always afraid that the taste would not be enough when he was cooking for the first time.But I think it is more appropriate to describe it as a billion points.honestly!In fact, you want to poison me, Mr. Hormaggio!

As soon as I rolled up a forkful of noodles and put them in my mouth, I was deeply attracted by the sour taste that went straight to Tianlinggai.And because the noodles have been cooked for too long, the soaked noodles are paired with such a sour and salty sauce, and the melted cheese paste forms a weird and unique creamy texture.All in all, this is a plate of noodles that is heavenly.

Hormaggio also asked me with a mean face if it was good.In fact, in Yuanyue, my grades in cultural subjects were not very good, so I couldn't think of any words to use to euphemistically say that this thing is not delicious.However, Yuanyue has cultivated a character that I can solve things with my hands without being too aggressive.So I directly gave Hormagio a bite with a smile on my face.

I don't know what he made up in his head, but his face turned red, but soon his face turned green.Seeing that he wanted to spit out the noodles, I quickly activated my substitute ability and stuffed the whole plate of noodles into his mouth.

Without my doing anything, Hormaggio vomited all afternoon holding the toilet.

Today I am going to make octopus seafood pasta.Gerald and Solbey don’t know what’s going on recently. Every morning, they go to the vegetable market hand in hand, and then walk around and come back. The octopus they bought today is good, and I’m going to make it for it up.

Pour extra-virgin olive oil into the hot pot first, then add dried chili and garlic with skin and stir-fry directly on low heat until fragrant, then put the octopus directly without adding water, and cook for about 15 minutes. .

The cooked big octopus has shown a perfect deep pink color. Take it out and cut it into small pieces. The cooked soup can’t be wasted, but it’s not needed now. I’m going to cook the noodles now, and then make the sauce while the noodles are cooking up.

Or put extra virgin olive oil into the pot, then add garlic and dried chili mince and sauté until fragrant, add tomato paste and diced San Marzano tomatoes, and then add processed black olives to increase the fragrance Flavor, finally pour in the soup from the boiled octopus just now, add the cooked noodles, and collect the soup over high heat.

Put it out and put it on a plate, and then the fun came. I put some chili peppers that I made on it. The chili peppers were Indian spicy devil peppers. I am really glad that I liked to study all kinds of strange ingredients when I was in school. Otherwise, it would take a lot of work to do this.

Seeing them tearing up and looking for water everywhere after eating noodles, I offered water with the intention of being a good person and doing my best to the end.

Proxieter couldn't bear the heat, and just after taking a sip of the water Cecilia handed him, he sprayed it out.Why put salt in the good water!

Iluso went straight to the toilet because of the heat, Gacchu was stuffing ice cubes into his mouth, Prosciut drank to relieve the heat, Bessie's milk was snatched by Solbey and Gerald, and now everyone is crying pitifully .Meloni got more and more excited as he ate more, his face was trembling, but Risut had a straight face, which made my liver tremble with fright.

Just as I was about to escape, two razor blades popped out of my ankle. Now I can't walk, and I'm still crying in pain, forgetting that I can call a substitute to escape.

Risut was getting closer and closer, he scooped me up with his big hands and put me on his lap, then those big hands fell down, blah blah!My ass/butt hurts so much!

The group of men who were so hot that they cried for their father and mother stopped screaming and watched me being spanked by Risut. The more I cried, the happier they were.It's really beep-a dog.