[JOJO] I helped the assassination team out of poverty

Looking at the pink-haired boy who wanted to cry but tried not to cry, his eyes were red and tears were rolling in aggrieved way, my mother's love was overwhelming.

"It's really impossible, you can eat this too!" I pushed the uneaten noodles for myself towards him.

"Eh? Can you? Are you not hungry?"

ah!The deer eyes!Such a pathetic but touching look!This tone of wanting to eat but cautiously probing!Sure enough, cute boys are the treasures of the world!

"It's okay, I can do something else. Do you have anything to eat?"

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What is the purpose of Holmaggio and the others running back even in the heavy rain?

Of course it's for the sumptuous lunch Cecilia cooked!

Last night, Saixi said that he would make Margherita pizza for lunch today, with his favorite mushrooms on top!There is also seafood bisque and lasagna, and the dessert is delicious cassata cake, just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

"Why are you running so fast? Holmaggio, didn't you say you want to lose weight?" Solbey was very puzzled by Holmaggio's behavior, since he just said this morning that he should eat less to lose weight.

"What do you know?" Iluso is not as exhausted as he was when he ran in the morning. He walks lightly and is full of energy now. "Only when you are full can you lose weight!"

The remaining seven people looked at the two greasy youths who had disappeared on the road of horizontal development, and they all sighed in unison.

As a result, the rain stopped as soon as they ran back, which made them suffocated. This rain must be for them!

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But what awaited them after they came back was not a sumptuous lunch, and Sisi did not put everything on the table to wait for them as before. Noise.

As soon as they entered the kitchen, they were all out of anger.

The margherita pizza that should only belong to them was distributed to a kid's plate, even the seafood bisque that was just made and still exuding an attractive aroma was not spared, as was the lasagne, the first bite was all given That little hairy head.And Sisi didn't notice that they came back at all, she listened wholeheartedly to what the little boy was talking, and laughed like silver bells from time to time, they had never seen her so happy.

"Sisi? Sisi! Sisi!!!"

"It seems that someone is calling you" Dobio who was chatting with me suddenly said.

"Eh? Is that so? I don't seem to have heard." As soon as he turned his head, he saw Iluso with a gloomy face.His red eyes were filled with anger, which scared me a little, but with his head down, that chubby double chin made me play.

Sorry, but I really tried.I still couldn't hold back my laughter, "Ahahahaha! Iruso, why are you so fat!? Look at your double chin! I laughed so hard, ahahaha(ω)hiahiahia" I elbowed Hit his stomach, and it turned out that his flesh was so elastic that it bounced my arm back all at once.

The scene was very embarrassing at one point, and he and I were both stunned, not knowing what to do.

The captain is still reliable, and he can solve the problem in two or three sentences.

"Sisi, this is..." Risut glanced at Dobio, I have to go down this step!

"Ah! He's Dobbio. It was raining too hard just now, so I asked him to come in to hide from the rain. After all, Dobbio also made this seafood soup for me. It really comes from..."

As a result, I was interrupted by Risut before I finished speaking.

"The rain has stopped." That's how Risout interrupted me, and I was taken aback.

"Eh? What did you say?" I asked in a daze.

"The rain has stopped." Risut repeated it again. Hormaggio was afraid that I would not know what it meant, so he walked through me to the back door. When the door opened, hey!The sun is too bright! !I can't see that it was still raining heavily just now.

So, in fact, the great savior I thought was actually a life-saver? !

The matter with Iluso is already very embarrassing, and I still haven't forgotten the touch of the flesh bouncing back.Risut's eviction order was even more inexplicable. Didn't you see that Dobby hadn't finished his meal yet?He wants people to leave without eating?Who will eat the leftovers from Tobio?

I am not good at interpersonal communication, and this situation happened suddenly. I stood there and smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to do.Dobio looked at me aggrievedly, and Risut and the others looked at me coldly with their arms folded. I was a man on the left and right, and I really didn’t know what to do, so I simply activated my stand-in ability and ran upstairs to the room.Out of sight, out of mind, who cares what those old men think?After all, thinking too much is not only thankless but also hair loss.

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After I left, the remaining ten men were very embarrassed, but the atmosphere was so stiff that it was full of sex. They formed a 1VS9 confrontation scene, but this scene broke soon.

"Dululululululululululululu"

The assassination team looked at the boy who was still very normal just now, suddenly rolled his eyes and let out a strange cry, but they were also a little confused after experiencing the storm, especially when they saw the boy pick up a fork as a phone. My brain really can't turn around.

"Dobiou, don't panic, I'll rush over right away"

"Eh? Boss?! You don't need to come here for this trivial matter! I can solve it myself!"

"You don't have to worry about it so much, just listen to me!"

"Okay, boss."

The assassination team saw the young man making the phone call as if there were two people there. Although the others were confused, Risut quickly realized that things were not that simple. The malicious look in his eyes just now could not deceive anyone. of.

【made from metal】! !

As a result, when he just activated his ability, the pink-haired man suddenly moved away from him, and at the same time left the range of his [Metal Products].

But this is not over yet, they watched the young man say "It can't be like this! Boss!" while throwing the cover powder that Saixi put on the cooking table to the ground forcefully, and at the same time, a pile of plates were thrown The bag was dragged to the ground and clanged, and the kitchen was in a mess.

When Risut opened his eyes again because of the flour dust, he found himself standing at the back door, and the pink-haired man had disappeared, but that was nothing, the worst thing was Ceci Leah stood at the kitchen door looking at the messy kitchen.

I was planning to go downstairs to take a look because I heard a loud bang (broken plates), but what I never expected was that the kitchen was messed up like this.Are they three year olds?They are all adults, but they still play with flour and throw plates? ?And made my territory look like this? ?Who gave you the guts! !The cook doesn't show off, do you really think I'm a nanny? ? ?

PS: The boss distanced himself to get the flour to create chaos. The boss replaced Dobio in the chaos, and he didn’t forget to take the lunch that Saixi gave Dobio during the process of deleting.Afterwards, I thought it tasted good and raised the salary of the assassination team symbolically.