[JOJO] I helped the assassination team out of poverty

What woke me up today was not the ringing of a dying alarm clock but a high-pitched male scream.

The base of the assassination team is not sound-proof. When I turned around in the room, everyone next door could hear it. Usually only Gerald and Solby would do this, so I knocked on the wall.

Gerald, Solby, you two calm down, don't even think about breakfast in the morning.

But the cry didn't stop, so I had to knock on the wall harder.Solby, Gerald, do you hear me?Keep your voice down!

As a result, the voice from next door shocked me.

The two of us just woke up, Sisi, what happened?But that voice seemed to belong to Prosciutto.

ah?What?Prosciutto's?

yes!But why is he barking so loudly in the morning?It's really disturbing the people. Could it be that there is an enemy attack?We have to check it out!

I heard that Proxiet might be in danger, so I didn't even bother to comb my hair, and ran out to help with disheveled hair. On the way to Proxiet's room, I saw Iluso who was also in a mess. We nodded and pushed Proxiu away. Shutter's door.

It turns out that Aniki just woke up with his hair untied, screaming in the mirror.

Prosciutto, what's wrong with you?what happened?

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The assassination team has not worked recently, and the amount of daily exercise is to walk from the room in my room to the kitchen table to eat, then to the sofa to watch the football game, then eat, watch the football game, eat again, watch the football game, and then sleep.

Therefore, during the three weeks without work, Proxiet and others gained more than 20 catties in a life of eating and sleeping every day.

After all, cheese and animal fat accompany them every day. It is difficult not to gain weight, but I really admire them for gaining so much weight.And they don't exercise yet, they know how to order me to cook every day, and the revenge from me has appeared.They were first fed to a normal weight from a thin body, and then excess fat piled up on their stomachs.

The screaming this morning was because Proxiet found that his trousers could not be zipped up, and then he stood on the scale, and he couldn't believe it when he saw the weight!Then he saw himself with a double chin and a small belly in the mirror, and the stinky Proshut screamed out in fright.

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What's so funny about that?Illuso, stop laughing!

It's nothing, Proxieter, I can't stop looking at your greasy youthful appearance, puff haha!

I looked at Ilusuo's fifty-five-step smile, and I didn't have the nerve to hit his belly bigger than Proxiet's.I don't know how he has the nerve to continue wearing navel-baring clothes.And the way he dresses seems to make me feel that the clothes are being torn by him.

Then Holmaggio and Meloni, who knew what had happened, also joined the mocking team.

I was so quarreled by them, out of revenge, I poked their stomachs one by one, and then pinched their flesh in the right place, ho!The meat is quite solid.

Now I've got four autistic greasy young men.

But they didn't shut themselves up for a while and put the matter on me.

Cecilia, it's all your fault!How can I pick up girls now?You are responsible to me! !

This suddenly set my gas tank on fire.In addition, I have no money on hand now, and my mood is even more irritable.

I originally just wanted to study new recipes, but it’s okay if you interrupted my idea, after all, I also gained something.But this is all you have to eat!The vegetables I paid for went into your stomachs, and now I only have 444 lire left over my body. I can't even afford a piece of bread!Now it's my fault for getting fat!You have to return the meal money to me in advance, 50 lire per person!Don't eat my meal if you can't get it out! !

I looked at those men who were hemming and moaning and eating free food, and I didn't get angry, I went upstairs and went back to my room, bang!The door slammed shut with a bang.

PS: Because the quality of the unfinished building is too low, a lot of dust fell downstairs when the door was slammed.

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Risut, who returned from going out today, found that the atmosphere among his players was a bit subtle as soon as he came back.Although Gerald and Solbey are still sticky together, Gaciu and Meloni are watching "A Thousand and Eight Nights of Coaxing Women" together, Bessie is drinking milk, but he looks nervously Proxiet, Proxiu Te has a cigarette in his mouth, he doesn't know what he is thinking.Illuso and Hormaggio are swearing at each other.But none of this surprised him. What surprised him the most now was that there was no smell of food wafting from the kitchen. You must know that it was already twelve o'clock, and Cecilia would invite everyone to eat in the past.

He asked Proxiet, who was usually more stable, but the answer he heard made him, who was mentally prepared, tremble three times.

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I pushed open the door of my room and saw the giant Sicilian bear standing in front of my door.

Captain Risut, what happened?

"They didn't mean to"

When I heard this sentence, the anger that I had just lost came back again. I smiled awkwardly at Risut and closed the door.

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Even the captain couldn't persuade her, so what happened to her when she got so angry?Holmaggio sighed, he hadn't eaten for almost a day, and now he was starving to death.

Who told you not to give her money?If you make people poor and don't pay, are you still a person?Saulby said sarcastically.

how?Do you still have money in hand?Ilusuo said something weird, which offended the other eight people present.

My money was used to repay the debt owed last month, and now I live on Cengfan, who knew you could eat so well?Eat up her monthly salary?Gerald said resentfully.

Anyway, now we have to figure out a way.Risut, what's going on lately?Proshut turned his head and asked Risut.

There have been no disputes within the organization recently.The implication is that there are no tasks to do recently, that is, no money to send down. "But no matter what, we have to find a way." Risut said calmly, which gave other people a reassurance.

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I, Cecilia Costa, although I am at the best age, do not have a stable income, even if I do, it is much lower than the average salary.I live in a dilapidated house every day, and I have to deal with all kinds of annoying colleagues. I have a good cooking skill but have nowhere to show it. Wait, I can make money by cooking!

But now I have to wait a week for an interview, and I have no capital to set up a street stall. Am I really going to starve to death on the street?But is it okay to beg? ?

Just when I was thinking about whether to pick up junk, three consecutive knocks on the door interrupted my thinking. Just as I was about to have a seizure, I saw nine people coming into my room through the mirror. Now I am like a card from the sky. Here's the same.

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So Illuso you can move through the mirror?Then you won't be peeping around at night!

I'm not... I'm not... Hey!Don't laugh!

Alright, alright, we are the captain who is going to talk about the business. As soon as the captain spoke, everyone was as quiet as a chicken.

Risut took a deep breath and walked in front of me. He held out his hand to me, and I knew what he was holding without looking down.

It was a few tattered banknotes and coins.

We ended up with only this money, about 45 lire, so...

I looked at the money and felt that Captain Risut was a timely help. I happily hugged every teammate, and I swore to them that I would lead them to the pinnacle of life.Now it's them like Kaz in the sky.

The author has something to say:

Saixi is very coaxing, after all, the set personality is easy to compromise after all, but it will be very scary when she gets angry!