I also want to be a fairy today

Misty and misty, the city of Qingzhou is caged in the blue-yellow rain curtain, and the landscape is the same color, drunk like a dream.

I stood on the railing of the Huxin Pavilion, holding the pillar tightly with both hands and refused to let it go. All the court ladies and eunuchs were crying and howling. His face was so gloomy that water dripped out, and he guessed in his heart that it was almost the same. If he persisted in the stalemate, his patience would run out and he would probably be able to cut me in half with a single stroke of his sword. He had wanted to cut me for a long time.

So I cleared my throat and said that everyone can stop for a while. The maids stopped crying and looked at me with sad faces. I looked around and looked at the general Su Qiwei: "Ai Qing, I called you here , I really want to ask for something, I hope you can make me feel sick, otherwise I will have no hope in my life, I will have no more thoughts, and I can only throw myself into the lake."

Su Qiwei's forehead was throbbing with blue veins: "His Royal Highness has an order that I will not hesitate to die, I am afraid that my talents and learning will not be enough to take on a big responsibility."

"Hey," I sighed, knowing that he wanted to shirk, "That's not the case. I looked at the government and the people, and you are the only general who fights everywhere. You ride all over the country with iron cavalry, and you are famous far and wide. Yo!" I said, shaking my head and almost stepping on the air.

There were exclamations from all around, and the ladies in the palace were frightened and tried to pull me down. Su Qiwei knelt still, expressionless. He wished that I would fall into the lake and drown or die in any other way, except for the disaster.

I waved my hand to indicate that it’s okay, and continued to hold the pillar: "We Mingren don’t speak dark words, you can find a script for me, I will give you a gold medal to avoid death, and I guarantee that you will fight as much as you want, and there will never be any high achievements in the future The Lord has hidden evil intentions and other stupid things."

"Looking for a story book?" He looked up at me in shock.I hurriedly jumped down and squatted down to look at him, and offered the death-avoiding gold medal I stole from my father a few days ago with both hands: "Generally, I can find it by searching hard in the streets, but I want to see what, you Get it, hey, you can't find it in our Qingyan country!" I lowered my voice and said, "The storybook of cultivating immortals, it's best to tell about the traces of immortals."

Su Qiwei's fair head slammed on the bluestone brick with a "boom": "Self-entrainment | Book entry is a serious crime against the nine clans!"

I looked at the back of his head irritably, and jumped onto the railing again angrily: "Are you entraining yourself? This is my order! I will give you a gold medal to avoid death!"

Su Qiwei couldn't afford to kneel and didn't speak, and the younger brothers behind him also knelt and didn't speak.

I have been sneaking around for several young generals, and the tricks of hanging themselves, wiping their necks and drinking pesticides did not work, but for Su Qiwei, I have a trump card, don’t look at him now. He grew up with me, and we are brothers and sisters!

I stared at him for a while, then yelled in a crying voice: "Brother Qiwei!"

General Zhenyuan was shocked.

I continued to yell: "Yaoshou! My mother is dead and my father is sick! Nobody hurts me anymore! I don’t even have to read the script if I want to! Brother Qiwei doesn’t bother me! Just die! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ..." I covered my face with my hands and pretended to cry, and secretly looked at him through my fingers. Sure enough, his expression changed, but because the difficulty factor of my movement was a bit high, it was difficult to maintain balance, and I fell backwards when I crooked. It must be a cold for the drowned chicken.

Su Qiwei leaped up and put his toes on the railing, grabbed my waist with one hand and brought me to his arms, turned around lightly and put me back on the bluestone slab.I was still a little shocked when my feet landed on the ground, so I patted his chest: "The general is a young talent! Then I will leave this task to you, don't let me down!" By the way, I stuffed Huang Cancan's gold medal for avoiding death into his lapel inside.

He looked at his skirt and then at me, with an expression as if he was going to faint, but in the end he didn't say anything, and led the younger brothers away with a dark face.

The maids rushed forward, and I continued to pat my chest in shock: "I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death, hurry up and get the iced watermelon flesh, each melon only needs the sweetest piece in the center."

I, the crown prince of the Qingyan Kingdom, am the most capable of spending time, drinking, and doing all kinds of evil in my life. It is said that when I was just able to walk, I filled the garden with bare buttocks and chased chickens to pluck them. Flying around all day long, four of the veterans from the three dynasties pissed me off (actually, I think it was because they died of their own lives, and I obviously didn't do anything).

Every day, I read my book three feet thick. I once hid in a vase and eavesdropped on my father's court visit. He said: "Young prince Yuan Ji, he is not bad, but he is a bit stupid." Look!What the father said is so correct!It's okay to be stupid, my brother is too smart, so if he dies, I will be lucky, and stupid people will have God to help them.At that time, I was so excited that I moved my body. All the courtiers watched the large painted glass vase, which was as tall as a person, smashed to the ground beside the emperor's dragon chair, but it was not broken.

Of course I wasn't frightened, I was just a little frightened, the sword of the guard with the sword in front of the imperial court was rattling, and it was about to stick in and poke me, and shouted "Catch the assassin! There are assassins!" I tried it and got stuck , can only shout: "Brother Qiwei, help! Father, help!"

Su Qiwei managed to get me out without hurting the vase. I lay on his shoulder and cried out of breath. Of course I can’t answer the question of how I got in. I can’t blame me. I stepped on the dragon chair and got in. I could only pretend to be crazy and cry louder.

At that time, Su Qiwei was still very gentle, but now, the boy's [-]th change, I wanted to propose marriage to him once, but he got angry when he saw that I was serious, damn it, if he plots against me, I will go with him Recently, I will suffer too. If I don’t marry, I won’t marry, and I will destroy all the furnishings in my house.

"Oh." I sighed faintly while chewing on the watermelon pulp.

When my father's valet found me, I was going on a tour with my servants in micro-clothes, paying attention to the people's entertainment at night. The place of inspection was the most famous Hegui Tower in the capital. Many dignitaries, dignitaries, literati and scholars gathered here, chatting about arty, I was wearing white Long gown, wrapped in a fox fur coat, black hair tied casually with a golden crown, he is like a handsome young man, he dare not look in the mirror every day, he will be so handsome by himself several times.

Shochiku followed me and kept boasting that he was the happiest when he came out with me, his eyes narrowed in laughter.The red lanterns in Bali on Hetang Street were all red, and the gold-topped and jade-carved carriages came and went, and girls came out before they reached the Heguilou. I thought that they would be cooler with clothes on than without clothes.

"Who is this! Our young master Ji is here!" With laughter, all the girls who were free in the building all stuck their heads out to see me, and they greeted me with champagne, handbags and light gauze.

I also laughed at Mimi, and before I even started exchanging greetings, a cold hand put on my shoulder, and one of them pulled me onto the horse: "I offended you, son."

Shochiku shouted, "Ai ai!" and ran along with the horse. I lay on the horse's back until my stomach spit out: "Bold! Presumptuous! Do you know who I am!" I tried my best to turn my head to see that this man was dressed in black With a frosty face, he held the rein with one hand, and pressed my back with the other to prevent me from moving around: "Well, it's you! Chang Tianyun, you bastard, let me down! What are you doing!"

This guy, when I was six years old and rode a pig, he was the one who took the lead and yelled "Protect Your Highness the Prince!" A row of guards all drew their bows and pointed at my crotch|lower, what's wrong!The top-quality little pig that was tributed by foreign countries, the fur is pink and smooth, I feel so sorry for it, I grabbed the pig's ear and shook all the way and shouted: "Don't hurt the little pig!" So Chang Tianyun, the turtle bastard, shot it with a branch instead of an arrow. Hit my ass and I managed to roll off the pig.He was originally going to be cut in half, but I begged to save him and beat him dozens of times. Since then, he has been very dissatisfied with me. What can I do? I was still a child at that time, and I was not allowed to ride a horse.

Wang Ba said coldly: "Your Highness redeemed, there is an urgent matter in the palace, and I have been ordered to take His Highness back."

Shit!What's the rush!What could be more urgent than my visit to Hegui Tower!I still want to see the oiran. I am so pissed off that the new oiran made an appearance today.

I was out of breath all the way to the palace, I couldn't stand when he hugged me, leaned on his arm and rolled my eyes, Chang Tianyun tentatively shook me: "His Royal Highness?"

I opened my mouth and bent over to spit him all over. I was so frightened that the little palace maid knelt down on the ground. I thought to myself, what are you kneeling for? Why don't you get some water? Chang Tianyun looked at himself with a complicated expression, but he didn't let go Me, he was about to call the imperial doctor, so I stopped him: "Let me whisper, bastard... Cough cough, general, what is the matter, I feel like I'm dying soon."

He said, "It's His Majesty the Emperor who is about to die."

I have black eyes.

Chang Tianyun dragged me to my father's bedroom. I looked at the dark night sky and the dark palace walls along the way and felt a little heavy in my heart, ah, if my father hangs up, the burden of the world will fall on my shoulders If I do, then I must be free... First of all, I will withdraw all this ban!What can I call it, everyone can cultivate immortals!All gods can worship!Read the story book and play it casually!Oh ha ha ha, no no no I'm still sad.

I thought about it wildly and felt that my eyes were not dazzled and my head was not dizzy. I ran into the bedroom and kept yelling "Father! Father!" But when I saw it, I was shocked, and the old man sat on the chair full of anger. , it doesn't look like it's about to die at all.

I was a little terrified. Looking back, the tortoise bastard didn't follow.

"Yuan Ji!" Father Huang slowly opened his eyes, looking at me tremblingly.I was so frightened that I quickly leaned over to lean on his shoulder: "Hey! Father, I am here."

"What kind of emperor do you think father is?"

When I was about to die, I knew that the old man must have nothing good to say when he opened his mouth. This is a question of beheading!I could only bite the bullet and hug him, buried my face in his chest obsequiously, blowing rainbow fart in a muffled voice: "Father is an eternal wise king!"

"Eternal Mingjun, good!" He laughed and coughed, "From tomorrow onwards, you will go to court in place of your father, and all civil and military officials will assist you. Remember, Yuan Ji, you should not touch things that should not be touched, and protect the world well." common people."

I couldn't hold back my smile, of course I still nodded my head coquettishly in his arms, smiling on the surface and cursing fart in my heart.

It's a pity that my hard-working brother, after all, died until the moment when the yellow robe was added. I originally wanted to go to his grave to tell him the good news, but then I thought it was too risky to let anyone know that I still miss him. And my brother, no one knows what kind of form he exists in. He should not have been reincarnated not long after he died. I told him this as a prayer before going to bed. When I become the emperor, I will take his ashes to see it. Plays that were banned.