I also want to be a fairy today

I was bored in the darkness, dizzy and dizzy, I was in severe pain and couldn't move, I guess it was backlash, why is backlash so painful.

I don't know how long it took before I finally heard a voice. Someone was plowing the snow, and the snow on my body was pulled away. I panted heavily, "Hi! I'm here!"

The man stopped beside me, touched the side of my neck, and picked me up.

I said, "Sookie?" The man paused.

"Where is this place? Why is it so dark?"

He walked with my back for a long time, during which I fell asleep, after a while I understood, raised my hand and waved in front of my eyes, it wasn't dark, but I was blind.

"Hey, what's the matter!" I felt strong, "I can't see, Su Qiwei, why don't you talk, hurry up and celebrate."

He didn't speak, went into the inn and put me on the bed, took off my clothes and wanted to take a bath for me, I held my clothes and refused to take them off, my body was in too much pain, itchy and painful, I reckoned that something was wrong, but the resistance was ineffective. I screamed in pain when I touched the hot water, he held me still, washed every place carefully, and bandaged me bit by bit.

I was basically out of breath after the torment, and he turned around and went out after talking to him. I could only open my eyes and feel the unprecedented darkness.

Unfortunately, I was woken up by the glare of the sun the next day. I lamented that I hadn't experienced the life of a blind person well, and God returned the light to me again.

I was startled when I lifted the quilt, my whole body was covered with bandages, and everywhere was red, I was a bloody man.

The door squeaked, and Chang Tianyun came in with buns.

"Yo, why is it you? I thought it was Su Qiwei." I waved and signaled to feed me steamed buns.He moved a chair and sat beside my bed, still with a cold face.

"Where's Su Qiwei? Where did my Great General Zhenyuan go?" I asked.

He hesitated for a while, and I knew he couldn't spit out any good farts. Sure enough, he said, "Dead."

I was so happy, I raised my handicapped arms and clapped: "Are you really dead?"

He nodded.

"Can you feed me some minced meat, and give me all the bun skins...Where is it buried? It's best to put it next to my brother. They used to have the best relationship, so that when I go to see my brother, I can also drop by. To see him."

After a while, I still couldn't help but let out an "oops".

"Does it hurt?" he said. "You have blood blisters all over your body."

I shake my head.My handsome young man, every death is less than one.

"I will protect you." Chang Tianyun said.

"Yo! Big Brother Tianyun!" I laughed, "You're so awesome!"

He was so angry that he didn't give me the buns, so he turned around and went out.

At first he took me to a hotel and I thought he was rich, but later I found out that it was just my illusion. The people around me grew up with me, and they all formed the habit of spending money lavishly. Sleeping on the street.

I heard that Qingyan has changed the country name, I don't know which character will sit on the dragon chair, I hope he has forgotten me, the poor little man, and just don't come to chase me down.

I squatted in the bridge hole and straightened the gray bandages. The blood blisters on my body scabbed and fell off, and then vigorous new blood bubbles emerged. I looked at my reflection in the water sadly: "If I hadn't been disfigured That's fine, I'm the second most beautiful man in Qingyan, I can go to the brothel and pretend to sell myself, and then you rob me out."

"The romantic place where men have sex with each other should not be called a brothel." Tian Yun said.

I patted him and smiled: "You understand very well, why don't you go?" Before he got angry, I changed my words: "You can also make money by performing on the street."

Tian Yun tried to maintain the last dignity of his former royal general: "In fact, farming is also possible."

In the end we went hungry together for two or three days, and he finally succumbed to my coercion and used his beauty to advance a month's rent to a young and beautiful widow in the village.

I squeezed my throat and shouted sweetly: "Hello, sister!" and pinched Chang Tianyun's thigh, so he had no choice but to call me sister.The widow didn't like me very much at first, she covered her chest with her hands and gasped in shock: "Where did this little beggar come from!" while falling on Chang Tianyun.

Tian Yun supported her painfully.

I was about to die laughing, and then we had a big room. I divided it into two rooms with blue cloth. I planned to sell steamed buns in the front and sleep in the back. Although I didn’t have a bed yet, I slept in the prison of Lin Country Straw.

"Can you make buns?" I asked Chang Tianyun.

He rubbed his forehead, looking a little dizzy: "You should be able to do it without stuffing."

We really don't have stuffing, we don't even have flour and pots, but after Tianyun went to drink tea with the young lady, we had it.I squatted by the river and washed the bandages while laughing until I vomited blood. I really vomited blood.

He had a cold face: "We are innocent, these are all borrowed."

Come on, hey, life is not easy.

I used black ink to write four big characters "Little Chicken Biscuit" on the cloth, and once I hung it to the door to dry, it was considered open. The big cakes cost three copper coins each, and the small cakes cost two copper coins each.

Every time Chang Tianyun saw that signboard, he felt very sad: "Can we change our name?" The exploited class has no rights, so I knocked on the spatula to show my authority: "No, my name is Yuan Ji, take a name. Homophonic, I'm going to call it Xiaoji Shaobing."

He is loveless all day long, but I feel that he is much more lively and cheerful under my influence.

That day I dozed off on the bench, and there were a bunch of people standing in front of the store. I was about to call Tianyun to pick up the customers, but when I looked up, the leader squinted and smiled at me.

Chang Tianyun drew his sword and stood in front of me.

Wang Bazi just doesn't intend to let me go, it's just been a few days since my birthday.

I patted him: "What is this, it's all from my family." I also laughed: "Isn't it, Uncle Huang?"

Uncle Huang looked at me for a long time: "Hey, why did your face become like this?"

It's not just my face, my whole body is like this, it's disgusting to you.

"It's okay, why did the emperor come all the way when he has time? Missed me?"

He nodded: "I miss you so much, Yuan Ji, let me talk to you alone for a while."

I had no choice but to let him into the back room, thinking that he wouldn't attack me now that I was neither human nor ghost.

He looked at me and sighed, and poured himself a cup of tea: "How did it become like this?"

I was really too lazy to be polite to him: "Okay, uncle, don't keep talking about me, talk about yourself, shouldn't it be time to call you Your Majesty?"

He smiled and said "hey".That's fine too, with him sitting in that position, the people of Qingyan can rest and recuperate in peace.

I felt uncomfortable for him to see, so I just leaned closer and asked him: "Uncle Huang, do you still want to fuck me now? I have been growing up since I was a child, and your little thoughts are really open and undisguised."

He was not annoyed at being exposed, he maintained his sitting posture without retreating, and said sincerely: "Actually, it is your father that I have always coveted."

I'm going blind. Fuck.

"It's a pity you don't look very much alike," he said.

That's a great thing!

"Does my royal father know?" "He doesn't know."

I said that the emperor's uncle has never been married or taken a concubine. I really, hey, I can't look at him directly from now on.

"You have also seen it. I don't think I will live long. I won't compete with you for the throne. It is my lifelong wish to open a biscuit shop and grow flowers. If you want to kill me now, I have nothing to say."

Uncle Huang's smile turned cold for the first time, and his eyes were filled with dark and unclear emotions. After a while, he rubbed my head and said lightly: "Just kidding, I hugged you."

The emperor's uncle also said that in fact, Lin Qing had never betrayed the country.

I sat there not knowing what to answer, my mind was empty.

He appeared and left with a swish, leaving behind a lot of gold and silver. I still feel very happy to see the heavy burden.

Chang Tianyun met in silence.

I asked: "Am I super ugly now?" This heartless look didn't even look at me: "It's not particularly ugly." At the end he added: "Anyway, I got used to it, when you were a child, you pooped and pulled your pants I've seen it all."

I'm about to cry.Really.