I also want to be a fairy today

The next morning, the quarrels started again in the morning court. A civil servant with red eyes held his official hat and shouted: "Your Majesty! I have something to say!"

I yelled at him until my head ached: "Speak."

"The death of my minister! The former emperor passed away, the world is in trouble, and the thieves occupy my rivers and mountains! Snatch my city! Slaughter my people! Qingyan is deeply involved in the suffering of war. You have no face to live in this world, but you have to die!" He gritted his teeth in a grand speech, two lines of hot tears slid down his flushed cheeks, threw his official hat on the ground (the hat bounced), and rushed towards the pillar without hesitation, Blood spattered three feet.

"Hey, okay," I said, "someone! Take it down and call the imperial doctor!"

I looked at the pool of blood and gasped for breath. Before I could catch my breath, a young general ran up to the hall, "Report——" My head was so big, and behind him was a man full of murderous looks, walking with the wind, and the voice Coldly: "There is no need to report." The visitor walked up to me, threw a burden in front of me, and did not kneel: "My minister is late."

I first unpacked the bag and looked through it. It was indeed what I wanted, and then I wiped off the cold sweat and smiled: "Qiwei, good time for you, pack up and prepare to lead troops to fight against the enemy."

Su Qiwei was obviously extremely disappointed in me: "Weichen is two days late, is it true that Qingyan is going to change her surname?"

The hall was silent, only his heavy voice echoed.

How fierce are you!Who are you showing off!I have only been in power for two days, during which time I had to deal with my father belching farts, the general rebelled, and there was an old fox walking around me with a smile every day... But I didn't say anything in the end, and waved my hand to indicate that I could retreat.

Sitting on the dragon chair and looking at the empty hall, I felt desolate: "Songzhu, this emperor is really hard to be. I feel pain in my head, eyes, chest, and everywhere. Enough."

Songzhu murmured for a long time and said, "Your Majesty, drink more hot water."

Su Qiwei went to fight the enemy.

I finally returned to my days of debauchery and debauchery. First, I finished the enthronement ceremony in a grand manner, and showed the common people that our country still has the emperor's pride, and then went to Heguilou to have fun.

The frontier is dark and the sky is dark, the capital is rich and rich, and the girls who don't wear clothes are not as good as singing and dancing, and they all sing ditties so captivatingly that it would be a pity not to be a killer.Someone came to pull me, and the bright red nails pulled my robe two or three times: "Come on, come on! Young master!"

"Don't pull, son, I want to concentrate on studying the storybook, you dance and play the piano well." I meditated on Amitabha Buddha and got under the bed, the storybook was placed on Chang Tianyun's lap, and I lay down next to me eating candied fruit and carefully read it.

Chang Tianyun sat on the side of the bed, holding a sword in his arms.

Is it true that the Qingyan Kingdom has reached this point? It would be best for Su Qiwei to drive out the foreign enemies. If not, then the southwest side will definitely become king on its own. I don’t have military power in my hands. I just wait to farm. Everyone is used to me. I haven't learned anything useful. Everyone pinned their hopes on my brother. Who would have thought that my brother would die like that.

If my brother is still here, the title of the most beautiful man in Qingyan will definitely not be the emperor's uncle.

"Ugh."

"Young master, are you tired?" Chang Tianyun said, "Let's go back to the palace earlier."

I said blankly: "I'm not tired, I'm tired when I go back to the palace." I understood, he felt that it was boring to accompany me, ah, the boy is getting older: "Why don't you go out and play by yourself, and find some girls to have a drink Wine or something."

He pursed his lips, annoyed.

Hey, wronged.

I continued to look at the storybook, which said that God sleeps above the clouds, and there is another saying that the last God in the world lives on the tallest and steepest mountain. Which mountain is the tallest here?If I can find it, maybe I can ask God to save Qingyan Country.

When Chang Tianyun was on the verge of eruption, I finally clapped my hands to indicate that I could go back to the palace.

The weather is getting colder and rainy.

I worry about the treasury that is about to be emptied every day. I cut down on food and clothing. I don’t eat any snacks. I sell what I can cash in for cash to help the victims of the disaster. Shou is going to eat people, but fortunately, Lin Kingdom did not kill the captives who surrendered. I said that escape is the most important thing. If you abandon the city, just abandon it. Hey, I am really the most miserable emperor.

That night I had another dream, and I thought to myself, my good brother, don’t let me dream about it. Last time I dreamed about his father burping, this time I dreamed that his country was about to perish.

It was still the same snow mountain, the white all over the sky seemed to be surging violently as if it had life, the sharp crying pierced through the eardrums, there was a dazzling red in the endless white, the man was covered in blood kneeling in the snow crying desperately, covering his hands He looked ferociously like a ghost, and hot red dripped from his face and body, twisting into a pool of blood.

I was so frightened that I turned my head and ran away, desperately trying to escape from that inhuman, ghost-like thing. When I turned around, I came to the familiar courtyard again. Tea is being boiled, the green bamboos are evergreen, dark red marks are all over the long white and slender thighs, the necks are entangled, and the hands that are unable to break free are pressed on the ground, and the long hair like splashed ink is spread out to cover the faces of the two. , the sound of joy and pain, this time I saw it clearly, there was a small silver bell tied with a red string on the ankle.

Suddenly there was a flame in front of my eyes, I opened my eyes, Shochiku burned the paper lampshade outside the candlestick, and he still stared at me dumbfounded.

"What are you doing, you, frighten me by being clumsy."

Shochiku said, "You just startled me. You just yelled."

"What's my name?" I said feeling something was wrong, I lifted the quilt and reached into my pants, oh my god.

At this moment, Chang Tianyun pushed the door open, looked at me and my trousers, then at the pine and bamboo and the burning lampshade, he put down the battle report in his hand and left without saying anything.

Songzhu rushed out of the house while looking for water: "Don't get me wrong, General!"

"What's the misunderstanding? Can I have sex with you when you look like this? Look at Su Qiwei who has been with me for so many years and I haven't touched him."

There was a bang outside the house, and I don't know what fell.

Songzhu was so angry that he rolled his eyes, took the clean pants and threw them on my face, the little maids waited for me to take a bath, I don't care about his children when there are outsiders around, hey.

I sat in the bathtub and read the battle report. Facts have proved that no matter whether I dreamed about my brother or not, what should come will come. It's so pissing, this battle report is in my hands, so the enemy army should be coming soon.

As if to prove my conjecture, a flaming feathered arrow pierced through the window and stuck on the top of my bed, and the gold and red bed curtains were on fire.

I clutched my chest and screamed: "Indecent!" While splashing water all over the place, I struggled to get out and put on my clothes. I fished it out, wrapped it in fox fur and ran away. I stretched out my hand in despair and shouted: "Pants, pants!"

Shochiku sat there gloating: "Bye bye Your Majesty, if they catch you, they will hang your dead body for public display hahaha."

I was so angry that I didn't want to talk to him. Children nowadays don't talk about friendship.

Before leaving, I did not forget to take the jade seal and sword with me, Chang Tianyun galloped on horseback, and had to guard against random arrows shooting at me, I was wrapped up so that only my eyes remained, and a big fur collar in fox fur made me It made me itchy, and I felt a little cold on my face. I looked up, and it turned out that it was snowing, and snowflakes the size of goose feathers swirled and fell from the dark night sky.The auspicious snow heralds a prosperous year.

"My lord! Help me, my lord!" A purple-clothed girl knelt and cried by the side of the road holding a pipa. It looked familiar to me, it was a top card of Heguilou.

I patted Chang Tianyun to make him stop, and just as I jumped off the horse and was about to reach out to help the girl, she pulled out a sword from the pipa with a swish: "Dog Emperor! I, Qingyan..." Chang Tianyun cut down cleanly. her head.

"Oh," I felt very sorry to see that young and beautiful face stained with mud, "You let her finish, really." Those red eyes were unrepentant.

I sneezed.