Iceberg actor gave birth to a mink for me

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No matter where Di Ying went since he was a child, he was always the center of attention.

Only this time, he wanted to drive away all the eyes that fell on him.

"What are you looking at? It's not me, don't talk nonsense!"

The assistant director half understood: "So the mink you mentioned is a human being, then, if this man can grow up to be like him, don't let him go to the rabbit farm, let him come to the film crew!"

Not to mention that she looks exactly the same as Di Ying, even if she is [-]% similar, she is good-looking enough to make her debut.

"It's not a human being. How can a mink be a human being? A mink is a mink..." The language barrier made the owner stomp his feet angrily, "Oh! You people in the city have never seen a mink!"

A young man was eager to try: "Uncle, why don't you take me to see it and let me see it?"

When he said this, several people responded, wanting to see what this mink, who looked exactly like Di Ying, was.

Di Ying saw that the situation was going in a strange direction, so he had to stand up and stop loudly: "Do you remember that we are filming now? What's so good about a... a thing like that?

The young man laughed dryly: "Brother Di Ying, we just haven't seen it before, so we're curious."

"Don't make it look like people in the city have never seen the world. It's not uncommon for animals to appear in the mountains and wilds here, uncle!"

He was born with a charismatic aura, and the host subconsciously responded, "Hey!"

"The rabbits are running everywhere, and we can't film, so we can help you catch the rabbits back first. You can count them later, and I will compensate you for how many are missing."

The owner of the field came to find the rabbit, but he did not expect to meet a living Bodhisattva.

"Ah? You still pay me?"

Di Ying had a straight face, with the immediate sense of sight of a domineering president.

"We were filming near here, maybe that thing was frightened by the noise here, so it ran to you, and compensation should be made."

The host was moved: "Howling! Although you look like a mink, you are really howling!"

Di Ying raised his voice: "Please everyone, please work hard and catch the rabbit. I will pay the cost of missing work today. I will invite everyone to dinner tonight!"

Everyone cheered when they heard that Di Ying invited them to dinner.

At the moment, no one cared about what the mink that looked like Di Ying was. Everyone was enthusiastic about catching rabbits. The rabbits running around the ground were driven into a pile and caught one by one into the cage. The owner of the field was very happy .

"I invite everyone to eat rabbit meat tonight!"

Di Ying quickly declined: "These rabbits managed to escape, let them live happily."

Ling Ji has never seen much money in his life. When he was a child, he couldn't even eat enough. After his debut, he was suppressed one after another. The money he earned barely made ends meet. He switched jobs as soon as he became popular, and lived a life full of debts.

Other celebrities make a lot of money every day, and he has to make up for daily necessities to buy daily necessities. He is more frugal in spending money than ordinary families.Now that he has raised a prodigal son, he lost so much money in a long time and went out, his body temperature dropped sharply, and no one else dared to approach him.

Seeing that Ling Ji's expression was not good, Di Ying knew why he was angry without even thinking about it.

While others were not paying attention, he whispered in his ear: "Let our son catch more fish later and earn money back."

Ling Ji had a cold face: "No matter what you say today, it must be hungry tonight."

Di Ying said in her heart that she would give it secretly, as long as she didn't get caught, and gave her full support verbally.

"Yes! I think that's the way to make it remember for a long time!"

The host put all the rabbits on the tricycle, and thanked the crew: "This time, thanks to everyone's help, otherwise I will not be able to find the rabbit. Later, I will put a trap at the end of the field, and the mink will be caught by it when it comes again." ..."

Di Ying and Ling Ji shouted in unison: "No!"

Not to mention the owner of the farm, the rest of the crew were also taken aback.

"Why, why not?"

The other people were surprised not because they could do it, "Teacher Ling Ji, why are you so excited? In my hometown, the old man doesn't allow us to catch weasels. Is it the same as this thing? Is there anything bad to say about it?"

"That's right, people in our area also believe in this. They say that foxes have spiritual powers. Don't say that you can't catch them. If you see them, you have to make offerings and send them away with chickens. Otherwise, you will be in bad luck."

Ling Ji turned his head quickly, and Di Ying racked his brains to search for reasons: "Feudal superstition is a bad thing, and you can't put traps... If that, that mink is a state-protected animal, wouldn't you be breaking the law?"

"what?"

The farm owner didn't study much and didn't understand the law, but he was honest and responsible all his life. Hearing that it might violate the law, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​putting traps.

"Don't let it go, don't let it go, how can you break the law if you catch a mink. Next time it comes again, I'll throw a rabbit to it and let it fail."

Di Ying breathed a sigh of relief: "Then you go back and order some rabbits. I'll ask my assistant to send you money later, and the others are also packing up and getting ready to start the machine!"

Just as everyone was about to take their positions, another person ran towards the village and waved at the owner from a long distance away.

"Come back quickly, we have caught that mink!"

The host turned pale with shock: "Ah? Got caught? Let him go soon, this is breaking the law!"

Before Di Ying could react, the figures around him flickered, and Ling Ji had already rushed out.

The horse used for filming the costume drama was resting under the tree, Ling Ji aimed at the nearest flying horse, the horse raised its front hooves in shock and neighed sharply.

Ling Ji reined in the frightened horse steadily, turned the horse around, and galloped towards the village, with dust flying behind him.

Unexpectedly, the horse trainers were all terrified and ran after him: "Teacher Ling Ji! Teacher Ling Ji is dangerous!"

The owner of the venue was also dumbfounded: "As expected of making a movie, this is kung fu!"

Di Ying was impatient Xiaoao, he jumped onto the third round of the field owner: "Quick! Take me to the village!"

Sitting on a bumpy electric three-wheeler, Di Ying hurried to the entrance of the village with a car full of rabbits.

The horse that was ridden away stopped there. Ling Ji was dressed in a blue chivalrous robe with a long sword pinned to his waist. He stood tall and straight beside the horse, with a rattan basket behind him.

The villagers were all respectful and looked at him with admiration. When the village chief saw the owner, he grabbed him out of the car.

"Come on, pay your respects to this hero. It turns out that the ferret that attacked your place was raised by him. I thought there would be no heroes in this era, but let us meet him alive."

Owner: ... what?

Di Ying rushed to Ling Ji's side: "Where's Xiaoao?"

Half a small head came out of the rattan basket: "Zhizhi?"

Seeing that Xiao Ao didn't seem to be injured, Di Ying fell to the ground with a heavy heart.

"It's still squeaky, you're out of dinner today, give me a good reflection!"

"……squeak!"

Xiao Ao, who was in a daze due to the blow, was pushed back into the rattan basket by Di Ying.

Why is it such a dish, even if you go to the rabbit farm to make trouble, you can still be caught, is it embarrassing for the comprehension animals?

After confirming that Xiao Ao was fine, he turned his head to care about Ling Ji again.

"Mr. Ling, you look handsome on horseback, but it's still very worrying. Can you stop doing it next time?"

Ling Ji comforted in a low voice: "It's okay, I have been a horse stand and learned how to ride a horse."

"It's just the thought of why you can ride a horse that makes it all the more irritating."

Wu Ti, Ma Ti, extras, extras... How much hard work did Ling Ji do on the set to develop this ability.

If this is all the price, then Di Ying would rather he knows nothing and rely on his face to be a vase.

"Don't worry about me, the crew will be here soon, what about Xiao Ao?"

"I leave cover and you take it? Or you leave cover and I take it? Or neither of us go and put him in a cage and pretend to be a rabbit?"

Di Ying proposed all possibilities in minutes.

The villagers found that a modern person appeared next to the hero. The appearance of this modern person seemed to have been seen somewhere, and there were varying degrees of confusion on his face.

"Why does this person look familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere."

"When you put it that way, I also think it looks familiar. There is a crew filming a movie next to him. Could he be...a big star?"

People in the village seldom watch movies, and they only watch old movies, but coincidentally, Di Ying is a child actor and has participated in many familiar old movies.

"I remembered, he is the kid in "Railway Wars"!"

"I remembered it too! "Nezha Navigating the Sea", he plays Nezha!"

Di Ying was still discussing with Ling Ji how to place Xiaoao, and all the villagers in the village surrounded him, startling Di Ying.

"What are you going to do?"

The village chief smiled all over his face: "Big star, can you take a photo with the big guy? They are all fans of your movie!"

"...Okay," Di Ying agreed, "but there must be a condition. When our crew arrives later, you will say that the mink you caught ran away again."

The owner deserved it the most: "Of course, I know, you are afraid that they will break the law and be caught."

"And you," Di Ying especially told him, "don't stop saying that Diao looks like me, and just say that you got it wrong."

The host didn't quite understand this requirement, and muttered: "But they obviously look the same, so what's wrong?"

Others suddenly realized, "It's not the same", "It really looks alike".

"Besides, there is no group photo!"

The villagers said in unison: "It's different, it's different, it's not like anywhere!"

When the crew arrived, Di Ying was taking a group photo with a group of villagers with bright smiles. The one who took a photo of them with his mobile phone was Ling Ji dressed in ancient costume. There was also a horse and a cart of rabbits in the background. It was like an absurdly realistic picture. .

Everyone didn't see the legendary mink who looked like Di Ying. The owner explained that the mink ran so fast that he was blinded by it. How could the mink look like a human.

Before Di Ying left, he privately told the owner: "In case that mink comes again, don't do anything, let alone hurt it."

The owner patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, I now know that it is a protected animal, so make sure you don't harm it."

Di Ying nodded in satisfaction: "No matter how much damage it caused you, I will pay you every penny."

"Why don't you say that the big star is the Howler, if it comes again, I will give it a big fat rabbit!"

Xiao Ao heard that there was a big fat rabbit, and it came out of the rattan basket, had a face-to-face meeting with the host, and was quickly pushed back by Ling Ji.

The field owner froze in place until they walked a long way before slapping their thighs.

"Hey, I know why it's illegal to catch it! It's not a protected animal, it's his baby!"

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On the first day of director Xin's costume movie "Delightful Away", two videos accidentally shot by passers-by went viral.

In the video, a young man in ancient costume with a green shirt and a long sword is galloping on a horse on a narrow path.

The first reaction of passers-by was to shoot a movie, but they couldn’t find the camera in sight, so they grabbed their mobile phones and recorded it, and posted it on the Internet to ask whether they had time-traveled, or the characters in martial arts novels had come true?

This video hadn't been popular for half an hour, and another short video rushed to the trending search at a lightning speed. The popularity of the two videos compared with each other and climbed together, and finally sat firmly at the first and second positions in the trending search.

In the second video, the simple and honest uncle is riding an electric tricycle, with rabbits of various colors and colors that can't be counted at a glance, and... Di Ying among the rabbits.

The national recognition of Di Ying's face is too high, and it is impossible to be misunderstood as a character crossing. The person who tweeted it simply and straightforwardly matched 140 "ha".By the time the trending search reached the top, it is conservatively estimated that Di Ying had harvested a total of 140 million "ha", plus another [-] - "what sand sculpture".

In the evening, all members of the crew happily browsed the trending searches, while enjoying Di Ying's feast, and reaped double joy.

Ke Xipi has a Weibo account. Because she often shares anecdotes on the set, this account also has [-] to [-] fans. The followers don't know Pi Xia's real identity, and only think that she is a crew member.

Every time she shares something very interesting, there is always someone watching to decode it.

@我震到真的: When eating, you don’t sit together, but you always pass Xiao Qi’s favorite dishes in front of him. What kind of operation is it?It must be a coincidence, a coincidence, right?

@我重到真的: My friend asked me to follow Xiao Qi for some reason (my friend is sick), and I found him secretly dragging Xiao Qi to whisper, but I know they are innocent, and some scenes should be whispered , not to outsiders. PS. My friend is really sick.

@我震到真的: He whipped the horse, and he marched in three rounds.He fled, he chased, he couldn't fly.

Reply: "Fuck, this one is gone!"

— Blogger: "Damn it! It wasn't trending when I posted this! Should I delete it [scared]"

——"It's too late, I've taken a screenshot! It's more fun to eat it with hot searches, so is it this logical chain? The electric tricycle that pulls the rabbit is used to chase the horse. Is this the origin of the marathon rabbit?"

"What are you looking at!"

Ke Xipi was startled and almost dropped the phone.

"Zhen Guomin, can you stop scaring people?"

Zhen Guomin's allergy symptoms improved slightly, and the mask was changed from two layers to one layer.

"Let me tell you, I have a guess."

His mysterious appearance aroused Kesipi's curiosity.

"What guess?"

"I suspect that the mink mentioned by the rabbit farm uncle is not a two-tone, but a one-tone mink! Mink likes to catch rabbits, how reasonable!"

The reasoning was reasonable, but Kosipi didn't know what it meant.

"so what?"

"I can't find people wearing mink everywhere. Is it possible that I'm looking in the wrong direction? It's not fur that makes me allergic, but living things?"

"what do you mean?"

"I suspect that someone secretly raised minks on the set!"

"Ha, how is it possible."

The actors work very hard on the set, and they don't get enough rest, so they don't have time to take care of pets.

"Would you like to try it and go fishing with me tonight!"

"……what?"

Xiao Ao was fined and confiscated his dinner for 1. sneaking away; 2. trespassing on other people's territory; 3. intimidating the rabbit, causing direct economic losses and other crimes. .

Poor Xiao Ao cried and cried all night, and her waistline has shrunk from hunger.

At night, Xiao Ao, who had six meals a day, had only eaten five meals today, and was so hungry that he couldn't sleep.

Zhen Guomin was outside in the garden, heating the tin foil box with a candle, and roasting the fish left over from dinner in it.

In order to prevent allergies, he specially wore a three-layer mask.

"Are you sure this is okay?"

Cosippi thought she must be crazy to go out fishing with him so late at night.

Zhen Guomin is confident: "The mink has a very keen sense of smell, and can smell a rabbit dozens of meters away. I roast it like this, and if it is nearby, I will definitely smell it."

Attracted by the scent, Xiao Ao crawled out of the den, sniffing and looking for it.

The aroma of grilled fish coming in from the air conditioner is the strongest, Xiaoao easily found the entrance, and pouted his buttocks to drill in.

In the garden, Ke Xipi grabbed Zhen Guomin and shook her, her eyes fixed on the window of Di Ying's room.

"Guomin! There are thieves!"

Zhen Guomin was dizzy from her shaking, and finally took a closer look. There was a black figure standing on the balcony of Di Ying's room, and half of his body had already entered the room.

"I rely on!"

Someone dared to sneak into Di Ying's room in the middle of the night. The last person who did this was already cold.

"Should we call the police?" Ke Xipi was still shaking him vigorously.

"Tell me a fart! It looks like you are going to throw yourself into your arms. With Brother Di Ying's temper, you just wait and see how he is thrown out!"

Zhen Guomin was secretly surprised in his heart, this person looks like a man from his figure, which male actor in the crew is so bold, if the non-combat reduction of staff is performed on the second day of the filming, who will fill the vacant roles?

At the last moment, a big hand grabbed the small concave tail, and pulled it out backwards after most of its body got into the air-conditioning duct.

"Squeak squeak!"

Xiao Ao struggled and swayed backwards in the air, and the lights in the room flicked on. Whether it was a fleeing thief or a thief entering the house, there was nowhere to escape under the bright light.

The moment the light came on, the two fishermen outside also recognized him: "Teacher Ling Ji?"

The two of them covered each other's mouths at the same time with a tacit understanding, and the shock that couldn't be hidden in their eyes was conveyed to each other through the night.

That Bingshan Movie King Ling Ji, that Ling Ji who doesn't lie to anyone, that Ling Ji who is afraid of being frostbitten by the cold even if he gets close to him...

Ling Jiye broke into Di Ying's room, did they find out what kind of secret?

If Di Ying throws people out, will the production crew go viral because of the scandal the next day?

In the hotel room, the corners of Di Ying's mouth gradually turned up, with a sense of pride in killing two birds with one stone.

"Mr. Ling, what are you doing sneaking into my room without sleeping so late?"