Iceberg actor gave birth to a mink for me

Di Ying held the feeding bottle in his right hand, and Xiao Ao lay in his arms, eating happily.

Holding the mobile phone in his left hand, his thumb is flying alone, like a skilled dad, calm and easy to handle.

>>The golden gun does not fail the fish: Brother Science, I deeply doubt the world, and I have questioned the basic education I have received since I was a child.

>>Science Jun: Didn’t you go to a psychiatrist for help?

>>The golden gun does not fail the fish: Yes, I have just received two hours of psychological counseling, and I have deeply studied the psychological changes after the male creature is upgraded to a father, and now I am exuding fatherly love from the inside out.

Xiaoao: "Squeak."

"Huh? What's the matter?"

Di Ying looked away from the phone screen and found that the bottle was empty, and Xiao Ao made a noise in protest.

"You can't drink any more, and you will accumulate food if you drink any more."

Di Ying snatched the baby bottle from Diao's mouth, wiped away the remaining milk stains around her mouth, put a small handkerchief on her shoulder, burped Xiaoao while walking, and replied to Mr. Science's private message by the way.

>>Science Jun: How is the level of the psychiatrist you are looking for?

>>The tuna does not pour the fish: Then do you still have to ask?An industry leader, a PhD student studying abroad, and a psychology expert who is a guest on authoritative programs every three days.

>>Mr. Science: Is there such a possibility? He is very professional. He saw through your wife's true thoughts at a glance, and improvised a scene to win her trust.

>>The tuna does not fall back to the fish: what is the real idea?Why don't I know what my wife thinks?

>>Science Jun: She loves you deeply, but she can't have children, and she has psychological problems due to guilt.

Xiao Ao hiccupped successfully, and Di Ying frowned, not caring about it, picked it up and put it on the ground.

"go to play."

Then he quickly tapped out the confusion in his heart on the Jiugong grid.

>>Tuna tuna: What did you say?My wife loves me deeply?

>>Science Jun: It sounds like there is something in the words, aren't you husband and wife?

Di Ying stared at the two words on the screen as if he had never seen them before. After staring at them for a full minute, he was suddenly enlightened and suddenly realized.

Because he loves me, he found a reason to approach me.

The others learned of Ling Ji's feelings for me, and tried every means to get us to be together.

Xin Yi is so professional, he must have seen the love in his eyes at a glance, and did not expose it.

This is not a temporary prank, but a long-planned matchmaking.

Di Ying's thoughts drifted uncontrollably to a few months ago, when Ling Ji ran into Meng Lu in the company.

Maybe it was because I was thinking about it every day, or maybe it was because I had been wronged for too long, so I blurted out "Auntie".

Meng Lu stopped curiously: "Good boy, what did you call me just now?"

Ling Ji didn't speak, but his eyes were red.

Meng Lu has been in the entertainment industry for many years, she has insight into people's hearts, and coaxed Ling Ji to tell the truth.

"This kid actually did such an excessive thing. It's in vain for me to teach him to be a man before acting!"

Ling Ji muttered: "Don't say that, Di Ying probably didn't do it on purpose."

Meng Lu took his hand: "Ji'er, do you have a crush on our Xiaoying?"

Ling Ji blushed and nodded.

"That's good. Auntie will definitely make the decision for you, and let that unworthy son take up his responsibilities!"

Ling Ji buried his head even lower.

Meng Lu patted his hand distressedly: "Look at your cold hands, you can see that you are a poor child who is not loved by anyone."

"Old Si," she called the driver, "go, pick up a high-quality mink."

"Ma'am, what do you think of this one? It is smooth and smooth, and its fur is flawless. It is a top-quality product."

"I asked you to choose a coat to warm Jier's body, how about you find a living thing?"

"Sorry, I misunderstood, I just turned it into a coat."

"Wait," Meng Lu called to stop him, "Ji'er, do you think this mink looks like my restless son?"

Ling Ji took a closer look: "...It seems to have a little resemblance."

"I have a plan. When he comes back from the mountains, you will come to the door with this mink in your arms, and insist that it is his own son."

"This...isn't it ridiculous?" Ling Ji was full of doubts, "Is this possible?"

"Don't worry, I'll arrange the rest. I can do it or I can't do it when the time comes. With your aunt backing you up, don't worry, I promise to help you take Xiaoying down."

Ling Ji blushed again: "Thank you, Auntie."

Di Ying: "You're welcome."

"Who are you talking to?"

Di Ying regained consciousness from his imagination, and found that the person who loved him deeply but dared not speak out was right in front of him, looking at him with strange eyes.

He was holding a plate of baked snails left over from a previous meal, and he seemed to have bumped into himself while going downstairs to forage.

Di Ying quickly sorted out the plot in his mind, and found that he had rounded up all the plots.

I really didn't expect that I was not only a talented actor, but also a talented screenwriter.

"I already know it all."

"what do you know?"

"Actually, you can come to me directly. You don't have to go through so much trouble. You also need to find a group of animals to perform."

Ling Ji frowned: "Why hasn't the psychiatrist cured your paranoia?"

"Actually, when I saw you for the first time, I don't know how to describe that feeling. Do you believe in eye contact?"

"It's as if I've seen it somewhere, and I can't help but have a good impression of you. Maybe this is why I lost my mind that day."

Ling Ji: "..."

Di Ying leaned back, leaned against the kitchen counter, and put on a pose that he thought was the most attractive.

"Ling Ji, what I want to express is that I am willing to try dating with you."

Ling Ji quickly turned around and gave him a disdainful back.

His voice trembled slightly with anger: "It's inexplicable."

Di Ying was splashed with cold water: "Don't you think so too?"

Ling Ji's voice was already at the stairs, "Please ask the psychiatrist to come a few more times, the treatment of your symptoms cannot be stopped!"

"I'm not guilty, what are you doing running so fast?" Di Ying muttered in a low voice, and then raised her voice, "Snails can't be eaten by Xiaoao either! I put the wine in! If it can drink as much as father, after drinking—— "

"Bang—" The bedroom door was slammed shut.

"...what about the promiscuous sex?" Di Ying rubbed his nose bored, feeling a sense of frustration that a screenwriter wrote a shocking script, and a big-name actor insisted on changing the script.

"It shouldn't be, I've gone through the whole script, there shouldn't be any logical problems."

"Can science no longer be my guiding light?"

>>Mr. Science: Is there any new progress?

Di Ying sighed, and typed to reply to his only bosom friend in the whole world.

>>The golden gun does not fail the fish: Brother Science, I no longer believe in science. I am desperate for this world full of metaphysics.

>>Mr. Science: I'm sorry, I can't help you because of my lack of ability. You also know that I'm just a marketing account.

>>The golden gun does not fail the fish: No, although you are just a marketing account, your scientific literacy is no less than that of a professional doctor of psychology, RESPECT!

>>Science Jun: Otherwise, I will introduce my colleague to you and see if he can do anything.

>>Tuna tuna: Your colleague?

>>Mr. Science: I asked him to private message you.

>>Xuanxuejun: Hello~ I am a colleague of Sciencejun, and I am very happy to private message you~!

Di Ying: "..."

>>The tuna does not fall back: Your company's business scope is quite wide.

>>Xuan Xuejun: My wife gave birth to a dog. I am too familiar with this plot. I have seen many similar supernatural events~!

>>Tuna tuna: Really?

>> Metaphysician: First rule out your neighbor Wang Ergou~!

>>Tuna tuna: I have no neighbors! ! !

>>Tuna: I live in a high-end villa in the mountains, and the nearest neighbor has to walk for 10 minutes!

>>Metaphysician: Do you think 10 minutes away is a safe distance to block unrequited love~?

>>Tuna tuna: blacked out.

>>Xuanxuejun: Don't don't!There is a second possibility!

>>Tuna tuna: I'll give you another chance.

>> Metaphysician: Have you read the legend of the White Snake~?

>>Tuna tuna: Has anyone not seen it?

>> Metaphysician: Have you ever thought that your wife's real identity is very likely to be~~~

>>The tuna does not fall down on the fish: mink essence! ! ! ! !

>>Metaphysician: ...Shouldn't it be a dog demon~?

>>The tuna does not pour the fish: I am sorry, I made a mistake in a moment of anxiety.

It was as if someone had opened the door to a new world in front of Di Ying.

Excluding the unscientific part, this guess is too logical!

Di Ying checked Ling Ji's information on the Internet. He debuted at the age of 16, which is considered an idol who debuted earlier, but a few years before his debut, he had been spending his youth in a small agency that he had never heard of.

The small company went bankrupt and was packaged and sold to Wuliang Media, adding a bunch of messy resumes that I had never even heard of.

If he hadn't accidentally starred in a literary film that no one liked, was shortlisted in foreign film festivals, and took advantage of the opportunity to win the Golden Dog Award, I'm afraid there is no such person until now.

The files before the age of 16 are blank, with unknown origins and origins, and the most senior gossip account has not dug up any historical black material.

Di Ying found a photo of him and enlarged it. The image on the screen was more beautiful than any human being he had ever seen.

The skin is white and flawless, as perfect as some animal he gets along with day and night.

The golden gun does not fall down the fish: Brother Xuanxue!I seriously doubt that what you said is true, so how can I reveal the identity of my wife?

Xuanxue Jun: This is simple, do you still remember how the white lady appeared~?

Tuna but not pouring fish: realgar wine?

Xuanxue Jun: Exactly!Humans transformed into monsters will be forced to show their original shape as long as they eat food that is poisonous to them~!

Xuanxue Jun: On Valentine’s Day, did you send chocolates?Dogs can't eat chocolate~!

Dogs can't eat chocolate, what about minks?

Di Ying searched and found that minks, like dogs, cannot resist the lethality of theobromine in their nerve centers.

He prepared the props as quickly as possible, and he was sure of winning: "I don't believe it, you can't show your original shape this time?"

He knocked politely on his bedroom door.

Ling Ji opened the door, and the well-dressed Di Ying was half leaning against the door, with one hand in his trouser pocket casually, and the other hand holding a huge bouquet made by Ferrero, with a romantic look in his eyes.

Ling Ji: "... What new tricks did you come up with this time?"

"I did a lot of things that offended you before, so don't take it to heart."

"Is this an apology?"

Di Ying smiled and handed over the bouquet: "Have you ever seen an apology and give chocolates? This is to pursue you."

Xu Xian mixed realgar into the wine, and the white lady accidentally drank it without knowing it, and then she revealed her original shape.

But he didn't have the need, he just proposed a relationship, and there is no more reasonable and reasonable time to give chocolates than now.

No one can refuse his charm, if Ling Ji refuses, it means he knows well that he can't eat chocolate.

"..." Ling Ji's eyes fell on the golden Ferrero, and he didn't answer it for a long time.

Di Ying was more confident in his heart: he looked at chocolate a little strangely, as expected he was afraid of chocolate.

Suddenly he lightened his hand.

"Then I will reluctantly accept it. Is there anything else?"

Ling Ji in front of him was holding a bouquet of 99 flowers carefully arranged by Ferrero, not to mention, it was quite eye-catching.

Di Ying now understands why men always like to send flashy flowers when courting others. Beautiful plants should appear in the same frame as beautiful humans.

"No more," Di Ying reminded before closing the door, "don't give it to Xiao Ao. Eating sweets will cause tooth decay."

The bedroom was quiet for half an hour. Di Ying paced and eavesdropped at the door from time to time. In case Ling Ji went out to deal with the chocolates secretly, he could catch him.

An hour passed without any movement. Di Ying stared at the door, as if a huge ferret would burst out from behind the door at any moment.

Two hours passed, and there was still no movement. Di Ying became anxious.

"Ling Ji, Ling Ji?" He knocked on the door, "Are you in? Open the door!"

The knock on the door became more urgent, but there was no sound in the room, and Di Ying pushed the door open and entered.

Huge bouquets of Ferrero bouquets were bare stems, balls of golden tinfoil scattered scrawled.

Ling Ji was lying on the bed, like a Sleeping Beauty sleeping peacefully in the gold foil, her skin was so fair that she couldn't see any blood.

Di Ying rushed over to push the person on the bed.

"Ling Ji! Can you hear me? Wake up!"

Di Ying wanted to use chocolate to make Ling Ji show his original shape, but he never thought of sending him to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures.

His hands were shaking when he nervously dialed 120: "Call an ambulance! Someone is unconscious!"

The operator spoke quickly: "Sir, please remain calm. What are the symptoms of the patient?"

"I poisoned him to death..."

"...I'm sorry I didn't catch you?"

"I poisoned my wife... I didn't mean to!"

"Sir, what did you use to poison?"

"chocolate!"

"I'm asking about the type of poison, not where it was poisoned."

"It's all about chocolate chocolate! Poison is chocolate! Send an ambulance!"

"Already dispatched, can you tell me the detailed address?"

"address is--"

The person on the bed took a long breath, rubbed his eyes and sat up.

Following his movements, several balls of gold leaf rolled down, and one of them rolled to the ground and stopped when it hit Di Ying's feet.

Di Ying didn't notice such a small detail at all. He held up his phone, dumbfounded.

"you are still alive?"

"Huh?" Ling Ji was awakened from a deep sleep, and his mind was not clear, "I ate too much sweets, so sleepy."

He realized that there was an extra person beside him.

Ling Ji: "Why are you in your room?"

Di Ying: "..."

The voice of the operator on the phone came out uninterruptedly, "Sir, are you still there?"

"Your location has been locked, and the ambulance is on its way."

"Special circumstances must be dealt with by the police. I have contacted 110. Please stay where you are."