I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

[Your cp Qingtian requests to terminate the cp relationship with you, do you agree? [agree refuse]】

As soon as An Youxi came out of the bathroom, she received the news of her dead friend, and her hands that wiped her hair couldn't help but pause.

What's the matter? Didn't we still have a pia scene together yesterday?Sudden "breakup" after one night?Shouldn't it be a bit wrong...

Thinking of this, An Youxi took a screenshot and sent it to Qingtian.

Grapefruit: [picture]

Grapefruit: Slippery?

Opposite seconds back.

Qingtian: No hand slipping, let's die CP

Grapefruit: Huh?Why?

Qingtian: No why, didn’t you say it yourself at the beginning?After the game, you can stay where you can, and if you can't, forget it.

Qingtian: If you agree quietly, we can get together and break up, otherwise no one will look good if there is a big trouble, I am also thinking about you

"..." An Youxi was speechless, what kind of Puxin male was this, it seemed like he was reluctant to part with it.

In the past few years, Internet dubbing has become popular, and many interesting dubbing software have emerged on the Internet. Among them, an APP called "Moe Voice Control" is the most popular.

An Youxi, as an 8-year-old network cv in the social circle, joined the Meng Voice Control along with the club.

In Meng Voice Control, players can bind cp with each other and become gay friends, which is similar to marriage in online games.

However, in online games, only men and women can get married, but gay friends do not restrict gender, which also makes it easier for many people to rely on selling corruption to attract fans...

Speaking of which, he and Qingtian seem to have a lot of CP fans too?

If it weren't for the dubbing competition held by the website some time ago, only cp groups could participate, it would be impossible for An Youxi to bind accounts with strangers on the Internet.

This kind of thing is too ambiguous...

Qingtian: Have you thought about it?This kind of thing shouldn't take so long to think about, right?

An Youxi: "..."

Am I so annoying?

Since the other party insisted on "breaking up", An Youxi didn't try to persuade her to stay, and went directly to the backstage to agree.

What's funny is that just a few seconds after he canceled the CP, he immediately received a system message from the other party to form a new CP.

An Youxi realized.

No wonder he was anxious to put aside the relationship with him, it turned out that he had already taken a fancy to someone else.

Look at him delaying other people's "little lovers"... It's a crime.

Turning on Weibo, the "breakup" announcement has indeed been hung up by Qingtian.

An Youxi clicked forward without worrying, and was thinking about what to say when a CV in the club who knew him well sent a message.

Toast: Grapefruit! ! !Are you always cheating? !

An Youxi: "Pfft——"

Seeing that her innocence was not guaranteed, An Youxi sent it without typing a word, and then quickly opened the chat box.

Yuzu: Tell me clearly!Why did Qingtian become my old gong? ? ?

Toast: Huh?Qingtian has been chasing you for a long time, don't you know?Some time ago, the two of you suddenly formed a CP. We thought you two were successful, but didn't you? ? ?

Grapefruit: No! ! ! ! !

An Youxi recalled some time ago, it turned out that Qingtian spoke so aggressively... Was he chasing him?

Is it so scary? !

Toast:? ? ?What the hell?You, the party, don't even know!So what has Qingtian been chasing for so many days?Are you chasing loneliness? Hahahahaha!

Yuzu: [wiping sweat] [wiping sweat] Please don't tell me, this sounds like a ghost story...

Toast: But to be honest, Qingtian is really handsome, do you want to see the photo?It's the type of little milk dog~

An Youxi refused immediately: no thanks

I don’t want such a greasy milk dog ==

Toast: By the way, Qingtian was looking around for your photos a few days ago. You also know that we have known you for so many years and have never seen what you look like. How could there be photos of you, so Qingtian may have something wrong It just so happened that a newcomer called Xiao Qiao who was recently promoted by Meng Voice Control has attracted a wave of fans because of his appearance, and the two of them probably see each other...

An Youxi understood.

I was rejected by myself.

As the 18 consecutive champions who have won the title of school grass from kindergarten to senior year, An Youxi has never been disliked by others for her looks.

It's just... subtle.

Toast: Actually, not only Qingtian, but you have never been in the circle for 8 years, and you have never participated in online videos or offline, so everyone has been guessing that you may look a little...

Yuzu: It’s a bit shameful, isn’t it?

Toast: Oh, as long as you understand it yourself, there is no need to say it~ Don't be too sad, although you are not as good-looking as Xiao Qiao, but your voice is better than his!Baby don't cry, let's stand up and masturbate!

An Youxi: "..."

An Youxi took a deep breath——

Yuzu: Again!See!

After quitting the chat with Toast, An Youxi replied to the inquiries from various friends one by one, emphasizing that she had nothing to do with Qingtian.

However, the friend explained clearly, but the netizens didn't believe it at all. Even the Weibo that he reposted without words became perfect evidence that he was "emotionally hurt".

[Taro Ball Bobo]: Grapefruit must have been disliked, right after the game ended, my friend died, I was so sad that I couldn’t even speak

[Deep in Neon]: No way, Qingtian is tall, rich and handsome. If you only look at the face, Xiao Qiao is more suitable. After all, grapefruit... But the default in the circle can only listen to the voice and not look at the face

[Butterfly Wuhu]: I heard that Qingtian has just turned 18 this year, and was admitted to top2. Yuzu has been in the circle for 8 years, and there should be more than 20. It is a proper year. Such a high-quality little milk dog missed it. Yuzu probably I can't bear it

An Youxi patiently explained a few words, but the fans only took him as a forced self-consolation, and even Qingtian himself ran over to say some specious things after seeing his repost: I didn't expect you to treat me... oh , let’s not talk about it, things are impermanent, alas...

Seeing that, An Youxi wished she could rush into her phone and have a fight with Qingtian!

At this moment, the Minister of Information suddenly sent a message.

Xia Qianqian: Treasure!Your 18 consecutive school championships were finally ended by another man this year!

what? !

An Youxi sat up in shock in an instant, and threw Qingtian and everything else out of the blue.

Xia Qianqian: This year, there is a new student who is super handsome!The confession wall of the circle of friends in the space forum is full of his photos and videos, and the seniors and sisters are all crazy!It's even out of the circle on Baidu!

An Youxi: Is that an exaggeration? ==

And let's forget about the senior sister, why is the senior here to join in the fun!

Xia Qianqian: Oh, you don't visit forums, of course you don't know how popular he is!

Xia Qianqian: Although both of you are good-looking, you are not the same!You are delicate, proud and pretty, and he is handsome, bright and handsome!

Xia Qianqian: Not much to say, just take it for yourself to comprehend it and make it!

Xia Qianqian: [Forum link]

Xia Qianqian: [Space dynamics]

Xia Qianqian: [Baidu share]

An Youxi hovered her fingertips around the link, and then took it back.

An Youxi: No, I don’t watch it

He licked the tips of his teeth and typed.

An Youxi: I decided to meet this man who dared to end my 18 consecutive championships in person tomorrow!

Xia Qianqian: Oops, it just so happens that our department is planning to do a freshman military training period. If the Times didn't take pictures, why don't you take some pictures for me tomorrow?

An Youxi: ...My good fellow, you are waiting for me right here! ! !

Xia Qianqian: Hahaha, if you don't know if you can't see it, just say whether you can help or not!

An Youxi was about to say "no" when she saw Xia Qianqian continue to say——

If there is a camera as a cover, it will be more convenient to see the little brother~

An Youxi silently deleted and retyped.

An Youxi: Deal!

……

the next day.

Freshman military training, scorching sun.

It has been dry and windless recently, and the sun is scorching the earth. A military posture can knock people down, and even the top of their heads seems to be smoking.

Following the command of "take a break", there was a sound of howling ghosts and wolves all around.

Panting heavily, Ran Ningmu unscrewed the bottle cap and drank a few mouthfuls of water. While his Adam's apple was rolling, he grabbed his sweaty collar and fanned it.

Sweat slid across the neck along the smooth jawline, and sank into the collarbone, and the muscles of the raised arms stretched into smooth lines in the halo.

Every move is filled with the youthful vigor of a young boy.

The classmate next door looked around while wiping his sweat, suddenly his eyes lit up, he touched Ran Ningmu with his elbow, pouted towards the opposite side, and said with a wretched smile: "Look at the school girl, there is a girl over there peeking at you!"

When he spoke, he deliberately pulled his throat, and he didn't mean to stop his voice at all.

For a moment, all the boys around him looked at the girl.

Ran Ningmu caught a glimpse of the girl's flushed face, frowned, and let out an irritable "hmm".

The boy turned his eyes around the girl's chest and waist, and shook his head regretfully: "That girl is growing well, but her figure is not good."

The girl's face turned pale instantly, she lowered her head, as if she was about to cry.

Ran Ningmu paused with her fingertips holding the water bottle.

Talking about other girls like this... is too much.

The boy didn't notice it, his eyes were glued to the slender waist of the girls around him, and he clicked his lips: "There are quite a lot of beautiful girls in our class this year, so lucky! How is it, school girl? Do you like it? "

"No."

"Isn't it? No one is interested in it? Your vision is too high, but it's true, with the face of a school grass, with a wave of your hand, there are a lot of top-notch girls who will take the bait by themselves hahaha..."

Ran Ningmu suddenly raised his arm, hooked his hand in the standard shooting posture, and accurately threw the empty water bottle into the trash can not far away.

A clang sound interrupted the boy's obscenities.

Ran Ningmu turned to look at him, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she grinned her white teeth: "Why do you care so much about my life-long affairs? Why, do you want to be my mother?"

The boy's expression changed: "What did you say?"

Ran Ningmu scanned the boy's whole body with the eyes of picking up pork in the vegetable market, and said critically: "Average looks, average figure, height... tsk." He glanced at the boy's head that had just reached his chin, and covered his nose with disgust: "Sorry, I don't want a male mother, I'm still so wretched."

"you--!"

Everyone around roared with laughter.

The boy's face turned blue and white for a moment, and he wanted to rush forward while waving his fists.

Ran Ningmu's eyes suddenly darkened, he slowly straightened his back, moved his neck and finger bones, deliberately made a creepy clicking sound, and said with a sneer, "Why, do you want to fight?"

The boy looked up at Ran Ningmu's eyes, and froze in place for a moment.

Ran Ningmu's height was nearly 190, and the boy stood in front of him like a thin chicken.

How to fight this?

People can lift him up like a discus with one arm and fly directly to shoulder to shoulder with the sun, right? !

There was already a titter from the girl's side.

The boy's face was as black as coal in an instant, but when he saw Ran Ningmu's strong chest and firm arms, his arrogance could not be ignited no matter what.

Ran Ningmu directly pushed him away, walked in front of the girl, scratched her head, and said softly, "I'm sorry, you just heard what you said just now, don't take it to heart."

"Pfft!" The girl pursed her lips and smiled, she raised her head and sincerely thanked, "Thank you."

"You're welcome, it's my fault, you just don't mind." Ran Ningmu waved his hand indifferently, turned and left.

The girl stared at his back for a few seconds, then turned her head and started talking excitedly with her companion in a low voice:

"I didn't expect that Ran Ningmu looks so sweet, but his real character is so wild!"

"Yes, yes, so handsome, I feel like a little wolf dog, hehehe..."

Ran Ningmu returned to his place and stood up, his not-so-good mood was made even more depressed by that wretched man.

The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old, and there are more and more greasy smelly men. It would be great if there are refreshing boys to wash their eyes...

At this moment, Ran Ningmu raised his eyes inadvertently, and saw a young man in a white shirt walking slowly.

In summer, the sun is very strong, scorching the skin like a flame, which inevitably makes people upset and irritable.

However, the arrival of the young man on the opposite side is like a gust of wind, suddenly blowing away all the hot mist covering the mouth and nose, making people feel refreshed.

He is elegant and tall, with a handsome temperament, and he walks quietly among the forest roads where sycamore trees grow.

Spots of light fell on him through the thin leaves. From a distance, Ran Ningmu could only see his snow-white skin, which was as beautiful as a painting.

Clear, refreshing boy...?

Ran Ningmu was immediately taken aback.

On the other side, An Youxi walked slowly into the shade of a tree, unconsciously took out the camera under the obsessive gaze of a large dog, and held it in front of her.

Heh heh, let me know who Kangkang is more than dare to take away my school grass throne...

In the camera, the boys in camouflage military training uniforms are tall and straight, with broad shoulders and long legs.

The knife-cut eyebrows are thick and black and three-dimensional, the folds of the double eyelids are as beautiful as if they were drawn with a pen, and the thick eyelashes are clearly visible under the high-definition lens, and the warm sunlight falls from each root.

The next pair of eyes were black and bright, and they were looking at him intently.

The eyes are clear and bright, like gentle lake water, and there seem to be some inexplicable delicate and sensitive thoughts entangled in them.

It looks clean and innocent, like a little puppy who has just met its owner? ? ?

An Youxi flicked her fingertips and pressed the shutter almost reflexively.

A soft sound.

Ran Ningmu's starry eyes bathed in the sun were frozen in the camera.

And his eyes were full of An Youxi's reflection.

It was his heartbeat moment.

An Youxi was taken aback for a moment, then raised her head abruptly, and then fell into the other party's dark eyes full of brilliance.

At the same time, Ran Ningmu looked at the handsome face of the young man in white, and his thoughts fell into a brief daze.

At this moment, the two people who were more than ten meters apart felt slightly dizzy at the same time.

His breathing was stagnant, his heart was pounding.

And in their minds, a rebellious but quite similar philosophy of life harmony emerged in their minds——

Ran Ningmu: Cute, I want to. Day.

An Youxi: Cute, I want to be. Day.

The author has something to say:

[The main article "Straight men's little tricks" by the campus sand sculpture sweet favor article]

Ruan Baisu was surprised to find that his roommate Bingshan male god Yu Tingjue turned out to be a poor autistic child with social anxiety!

Ruan Baisu is overflowing with sympathy, and is determined to take care of the little poor, but Yu Tingjue gradually puts forward many strange demands.

Ruan Baisu blushed: "Isn't it good for us two big men..."

Yu Tingjue touched his little hand: "It's okay, straight men are like this."

Then turn on the video site and show him #纽约直男appreciation#

Ruan Baisu's pupils trembled, and then quickly let go.

We are so straight!

The whole school knows that Ruan Baisu loves his straight male roommate Yu Tingju. The evidence includes but not limited to:

Ruan Baisu sneaked into Yu Tingjue's little hands in class;

Ruan Baisu secretly climbed into Yu Tingjue's bed at night;

Ruan Baisu took advantage of Yu Tingjue's taking a bath in the big bathhouse and sneaked into Yu Tingjue's curtain; (?!?!)

……

Some classmates couldn't see it, and persuaded Ruan Baisu to fall in love with a straight man.

The classmate was very helpless to the self-deceiving Ruan Baisu, and went to persuade Yu Tingjue to be careful of Ruan Baisu, Yu Tingjue returned with an unfathomable look, and showed a faint smile for the first time.

Classmate: Scared.jpg

The relationship between the two gradually became unspeakable, until a beautiful night passed, Ruan Baisu recalled the past, and sat up in shock in Yu Tingju's arms dying: It's over, I seem to really love Yu Tingju so much!

Yu Tingjue pressed the man back into his arms with his long arms, his voice hoarse: "What's wrong?"

Ruan Baisu stared at Yu Tingjue's beautiful jawline, swallowed and said in shock, "It's over, I love you so much!"

Yu Tingjue was silent for two seconds, leaned over and kissed his forehead, and smiled faintly: "Little fool, did you just find out now?"

To put it simply, it's a story of the scheming 1 using the tricks of a straight man to eat up the silly 0 bit by bit.

Socially awesome/beautiful sand sculpture/soft and cute little idiot shou×social barrier/idiot iceberg/crazy criticism of big beauties

1v1 Shuangjie, sweet pet HE

ps: Attacking the secret love subject, the idiot crazy criticizes the strong desire to control, not social phobia but social barriers.