I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

The two sides greeted each other hahaha, and sat down without embarrassment.

The few people present were easy to get along with, they were generous and playful, and they quickly became familiar with each other. When Ran Ningmu brought up the wine that he had prepared earlier in the morning, the atmosphere was completely excited.

This time An Youxi was really shocked, she quietly leaned into Ran Ningmu's ear and whispered, "When did you buy the wine? Why didn't I know?"

"When I was going to the bathroom," Ran Ningmu answered in a low voice while opening the bottle cap, "I was afraid that the atmosphere would be awkward, so I wanted to have some wine to make it lively, how about it? Brother, am I smart?"

"Yeah, smart," An Youxi said after a pause, a little embarrassed, "But, I don't know how to drink..."

Ran Ningmu was taken aback: "Huh?"

"Hey, the two newcomers across the way," Ran Ningmu's roommate slapped the table, "Why are you secretly biting your ears? Tell us any small things!"

"Hahaha, you're really good, can you listen to people talking privately? You're not afraid of being beaten by Brother Ran!"

Maybe it was because he was usually depressed, but now, taking advantage of An Youxi's presence, Ran Ningmu's roommates let go.

"Brother Ran, can you do it? It takes a long time to open a bottle cap, hurry up!"

"Okay, wait." Ran Ningmu didn't care too much, picked up two wine bottles and stood up to push them against each other, making two crisp cracking sounds, and the caps of both bottles were tilted up.

The foam of the beer gushes out, and the aroma of malt instantly fills the entire dining table.

"Damn it, brother-in-law is amazing!" An Youxi's roommate couldn't help shouting, this amazing and brilliant address successfully caused Ran Ningmu's roommate to burst into laughter.

Ran Ningmu wiped her hands with toilet paper, still thinking about An Youxi.

He grew up with his uncle's bar band, and he knew how to drink when he was a teenager. According to his common sense, drinking is like eating. Suddenly, he really didn't expect that An Youxi could not drink.

This is really irresponsible, he thought to himself, it doesn't fit his image of 24 filial piety and old Gong at all.

An Youxi pulled Ran Ningmu's sleeve: "Actually, I can try..."

"It's okay brother, don't drink if you don't want to drink," Ran Ningmu's dark eyes were filled with the words "hero saves the beauty", and suddenly he understood that his drinking skills for many years were all for this moment. He slapped his chest loudly, waved his big hand and said, "I'll take care of all your wine!"

The roommate suddenly became unhappy, and knocked on the cup:

"Brother Ran, we have heard what you said, you don't cheat like this!"

"That's right, how can you not drink at all when you come out? See for yourself, is this plausible? Ah? Is this plausible?"

"I didn't say I wouldn't drink at all." Ran Ningmu picked up a wine bottle, sprinkled a few drops into the cup, probably just above the bottom of the cup, and then gently placed it in front of An Youxi, "Here, brother of."

Everyone was stunned by his brazenness:

"Damn, what are you feeding ants? It's not enough for me to stuff my teeth!"

"Tsk tsk, it's true to say a little bit, may I be more pampered?"

"Thank you." An Youxi quickly took the wine glass and took a sip, swallowing the scream that was about to overflow her mouth.

I'm going to die, this overwhelmed boyfriend power and sense of security!

"My brother can only drink so much, everyone, give me face, and I will double the rest!"

? ?An Youxi was stunned: No, this kid is too sincere, right?Why did you increase the amount yourself? !

After Ran Ningmu finished speaking, he filled his wine glass without hesitation, raised his hands, and said proudly: "The first glass, I will do it first as a respect!"

"Wait, slow down—" An Youxi couldn't stop her, and watched Ran Ningmu drink a full glass of wine in one gulp, her eyes widened in shock.

knock? ?It turns out that this is not only a sports brand milk dog, but also a malt-flavored wine dog?

After drinking, Ran Ningmu hung the empty wine glass upside down to signal to everyone, and then filled it up again amidst the cheers of the stars, and patted An Youxi's hand without blushing and shaking his legs. Wenhua looked like someone from the past, soothed him and said, "It's okay brother, I can drink well, see if I don't help you and get them all down!"

An Youxi:? ? ?No, I didn't bring you here to let you fuck my roommate?Why don't you lie to me if you are so capable? ? ?

A roommate on the other side of Ran Ningmu said with a big mouth: "It's no fun to just drink so much, ask questions, you must ask questions! What's that called... Oh yes, one hundred questions about couples! If you both answer at the same time, we will Drink, if someone doesn’t answer, you can drink, how about it? Come or not?”

"Come on, why don't you come?" Ran Ningmu grabbed An Youxi's daughter-in-law into his arms like a social boss, pushed his empty wine glass to the front, pointed and said, "Fill me up."

An Youxi: "..."

Sometimes he really felt that Ran Ningmu's temperament was more often a little bit...

Ran Ningmu suddenly turned around, put his head on An Youxi's shoulder, hugged An Youxi's arm softly like a big puppy, looked at him with wet eyes, two pear dimples loomed, and said coquettishly : "Brother, come as you say, I will listen to you."

An Youxi: "..."

Medic!Medic!Where have all my medical soldiers gone?Get on the medical kit!Blood—collapse—la——

An Youxi's cheeks were blushed, her long eyelashes drooped, her lips trembled, and she suppressed the desire to spray nosebleeds, and whispered reservedly: "Then, let's ask."

Ran Ningmu breathed a sigh of relief quietly at the place that An Youxi didn't pay attention to. As soon as he picked up the wine bottle, he couldn't control the power of the wolf king in his body, tsk, it's really a habit to hurt people.

"Hahaha my sister-in-law agrees, so let's really ask?"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

"A reminder for wool thread? I'm Baidu! Hey, I have it, let me see, skip all the name, gender, age and so on... Let's start from this! Cough cough, the first question, when did you first meet? ?Where?"

"Military training, sycamore tree road."

"Military training, sycamore tree road."

The synchronization rate of the first question, both in speed and answer, was so perfect that An Youxi and Ran Ningmu couldn't help but look at each other, then looked away from each other, and smiled softly.

"Hey—" the roommates made teeth-gritting voices together.

"Thank you for the hospitality. This first bite of dog food tastes really good!" The roommate who was in charge of asking the question pretended to smack his mouth. After being punched by Ran Ningmu, he smiled meanly and continued to ask, "The second question , if you use an animal as a metaphor, what kind of animal do you think the other party looks like?"

Ran Ningmu raised her hand: "Does it have to be animals? Can plants be okay?"

"Oh, whatever, it's a living creature anyway, tell me, what is it?"

Ran Ningmu glanced at An Youxi, showing an innocent smile that made his roommate's stomach hurt when he knew his true face, and said innocently, "Of course it's a pure white lotus."

An Youxi's roommates: "Pfft—"

Ran Ningmu looked at An Youxi's roommates inexplicably, and they quickly waved their hands: "I'm sorry I choked just now!"

Heart: What the hell is the lotus?Still pure white lotus? ? ?Shouldn't it be the variant of Huang (accent) lotus produced by Lang Dalang?

On the other side, Ran Ningmu’s roommates made various jokes without knowing it. Bingxin is in the jade pot ③", An Youxi's roommates were stunned for a moment, deeply suspicious of the pure and innocent little girl in the other party's mouth and the 30G resource in the dormitory, sitting on a hundred sets of waste papers Is Entity H, the comic X18 big family, the same person?

Immediately afterwards, An Youxi also replied: "If you want to compare Mumu to an animal, it is of course a soft and cute little milk dog."

Ran Ningmu's roommates: "Pfft—cough cough cough cough cough cough! No, I'm sorry, we also choked just now!"

Heart: what kind of milk dog?Still a cute little milk dog? ? ?Shouldn't the wild dogs criticize it!

Under Ran Ningmu's stare, the roommate took a sip of wine to subdue the shock, and asked firmly, "The third question, what is the other party's personality?"

An Youxi: "So cute and cute."

Ran Ningmu: "Pure and shy."

The roommates on both sides gasped in unison, then raised their wine glasses in unison to suppress the shock.

"The fourth question, what are the opponent's shortcomings?"

Ran Ningmu quickly said: "Brother has no shortcomings!"

An Youxi glanced at him, frowned and smiled lowly: "Mumu's shortcoming is that she is too kind in her heart, always punishing herself with other people's mistakes, and never thinking about herself."

Ran Ningmu quickly said again: "I take back what I just said, brother Ming is the kindest! Brother's kindness is the biggest shortcoming!"

Both roommates: "..."

Drink, suppress shock.

"The fifth question, what do you like about the other party?"

Both at the same time:

"cute."

"cute."

Roommates on both sides: Don't say anything, just drink.

"The sixth question, what do you hate about the other party?"

An Youxi said without hesitation: "I don't hate anything."

Ran Ningmu: "I hate you, I'm cute."

An Youxi was taken aback: "Huh?"

Ran Ningmu tilted his head, looked at him with blinking eyes, raised the corner of his mouth, and said with sharp canine teeth: "It's so cute that you can't stand it."

An Youxi: "..."

You're cute!You're cute!I'm the one who can't stand it!Dying Call Medic!Pfft~ my blood tank.again. .null. . .La. . . . .

Both roommates: "..."

I can't go on asking, I can't go on asking, how the hell can I go on asking?While holding back in a panic, he was also stuffed with dog food, and had a heart attack and a stomach attack.

At this moment, how much they want to rush up and shake their son's shoulders, pointing at their own son, and asking loudly with bloody mouth open: "Are you blind? Which eye of yours sees this cute/pure girl? Please wake up How about a little bit? The man in front of you is obviously a batch of ojbk on the inside?"

However, considering that the son object has such a big cognitive bias towards his own son, it is estimated that this object was cheated by special means. If they stripped their son's vest on this great day, they would probably have to prepare sacks for the body on the spot.

So continue with tears in your eyes.

Drink, do it! QUQ!

……

downstairs.

The proprietress passed by the stairs several times, and couldn't bear it anymore. She grabbed a little Ming beside her and asked, "Hey Xiao Ming, what are you doing up there? Why is it so lively?"

Xiao Ming said honestly: "It seems that there is a wedding banquet for the newlyweds."

The proprietress was shocked: "What? Wedding banquet? You stupid child, don't tell me about the wedding banquet sooner! How can I, the proprietress, make it through without any expression on such a great day? Let's be happy and happy, hurry up and get happy!"

then……

10 minutes later, the second floor.

There was a knock on the door.

The roommate who suffered from the one hundred questions about the relationship between husband and wife walked to the door in a trance, took a box of small homemade cream cakes from classmate Xiao Ming, looked down, and saw several letters crookedly written on it with strawberry jam. Large characters——

[Love] Congratulations to the newlyweds, have a baby early [Love]

The author has something to say:

At this time, under the car——

Both roommates: Adu, please make way, please leave us a place, thank you.

① "After the chaos and separation, Tian Enliu Yelang recalls the old travel books and presents Jiangxia Wei Taishou Liangzai" Tang Li Bai

② "Ai Lian Shuo" Song Zhou Dunyi

③ "Fu Rong Lou Sends Xin Jian off" by Wang Changling of the Tang Dynasty