I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure

"How do you know I'm old?"

After An Youxi blurted out, she immediately realized how retarded she was.

Before he said this, he could still use "his roommate temporarily put it here" as an excuse, but now that this sentence comes out, isn't it equivalent to self-destructing!

At this time, the roommate sighed and turned on the small stereo in the room.

In the next second, the childish and cheerful singing from "Little Crocodile" filled the entire cabin.

"You~are a~stupid~stupid idiot~you~are a~stupid~stupid idiot~"

An Youxi: "..."

It turned out that Ran Ningmu, who could understand a little German, was brainwashed by this powerful Chinese.

He shook his head, threw the "stupid" out of his head, and smiled at An Youxi: "Brother, your roommates are really interesting."

An Youxi laughed heartily: "Haha, yes, they have been single for a long time, and they have some self-entertaining humor."

Roommates: "..."

Sudden personal attacks.

"By the way, brother, didn't you ask me just now, how do I know that you are old? Actually, I happened to see it in the bookcase of this table when I came here last time. There are birthday candles in it. I feel very happy." Interesting, so I took a second look."

"Oh, that's right," An Youxi's little pomelo rolled on the ground in embarrassment, and said with a serious face, "Boss Yue seems to have some international affairs to discuss with Cupid, which is related to the marriage and trade friendship between the two countries. We little shrimps have to be obedient and don't disturb them when it comes to important matters."

And he already has an old attack, and Yue Lao can retire with success.

Ran Ningmu didn't expect that An Youxi would give such an explanation. After a long pause, she opened her lips and said with emotion in her eyes, "Brother, you are so cute."

I really miss the day.

An Youxi was about to pretend to be ashamed, when she heard tirelessly playing on the stereo: "Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."

An Youxi's temples suddenly throbbed: "..."

Who is it?

Are you an idiot?

What an instant wilt!

An Youxi stood up, pursed her lips restrainedly, and said, "...I'm going to the bathroom to wash my hands, you can unpack the takeaway for me first."

After finishing speaking, he ran away.

Ran Ningmu looked dotingly at the back of his little wife when she ran to the toilet, not at all curious why An Youxi bought a Yuelao to come back.

Isn't this the obvious thing?

Besides Ran Ningmu for him, who else could it be for?

In Ran Ningmu's mind, a picture of a little grapefruit man with slender hands and legs kneeling on a stool, burning incense with birthday candles to the mini moon elder with a blushing face, suddenly appeared in Ran Ningmu's mind. It's so cute that it's full of fun and running around.

Help, how can his wife be so cute?

As for the fact that he once complained that the old moon's owner was a dog...

Have it?How can he not remember?

Ran Ningmu innocent dog head.jpg

Oh, by the way, should he also buy a Cupid and make a pair with his wife's Yuelao?

If you are husband and wife, you should be neat and tidy.

As soon as he thought of it, Ran Ningmu quickly opened the takeaway box, took out his mobile phone and opened Taobao, and ordered a Cupid ornament with a price of 520 without stopping.

While paying Ran Ningmu, he couldn't help but get tangled up, Yuelao and Cupid, who will attack and who will suffer?

Yuelao and Cupid who were somehow gay: "..."

Thank you for worrying about both of us.

……

While Ran Ningmu was unpacking takeaways outside, An Youxi sat on a pony in the toilet and took out her phone like a tiger descending a mountain, and then typed like a tiger pounced on food.

An Youxi: Turn off the stereo for me! ! !

An Youxi: [Knife] [Knife] [Knife]

Roommate: Help, there is a gay man threatening someone~ The child is so scared~

An Youxi: [I'm not bragging, you might die if you throw out my Ran Ningmu.jpg]

Followed by three Ran Ningmu emoticons, which are——

[Milk dog barking.jpg]

[The ultimate evolution of polar alpha wolf.jpg]

[I want to see which puppy dares to bully my wife.jpg]

roommate:……

Roommate: [Little gay, you are too much.jpg]

An Youxi: [No matter how indifferent a man is, his rectum is always warm.jpg]

roommate:……

Roommate: [Little gay, you are awesome.jpg]

Roommate: [Your roommate baby has quit the chat room cursing.jpg]

A war without gunpowder——

Roommate, complete failure.

After teasing her roommate, An Youxi came out of the bathroom feeling refreshed.

Just as Ran Ningmu finished paying, she took advantage of the opportunity to put away her phone.

An Youxi, who knew nothing about what Ran Ningmu was doing, just pulled out her chair and sat down when she heard Ran Ningmu's beautiful little mouth start talking again: "Brother, isn't it boring for us to just eat? What do you want to see?"

An Youxi gracefully broke her chopsticks: "Sure, is there anything you want to see?"

Ran Ningmu thought for a while and said, "Then let's watch Japanese anime."

With a click, the chopsticks in An Youxi's hand were broken.

"I'm sorry, I used too much force," An Youxi took a pair of new chopsticks from the drawer, and asked casually, "Why do you suddenly want to watch Japanese anime?"

"When I came here last time, I saw a lot of Japanese comics in your cabinet, so I thought I might also like watching Japanese anime." Ran Ningmu thought of something, looked at An Youxi and asked, "By the way, brother, you Why are the books in the cabinet gone? They were all full when I came last time."

An Youxi: "..."

Fortunately, the pair in my hand is metal and I can't break it off, otherwise I wouldn't be able to eat today.

Look, old Gong, have you seen the green grassland at the foot of Pleasant Goat not far away?

It's all the grass I gave birth to for you :)

Didn't you just take a look at it?

Old Gong, don’t you see a little too much?

Ok?

An Youxi was frantically recalling which books were on her bookcase at that time in her mind, and calmly picked up a chopstick and shredded the cabbage by hand: "I have already read the ones that were placed before, so I put them all away." Get up, and put on a new one after a while."

Damn, after remembering what I put on the bookcase at that time, I couldn't calm down even more.

What's the uncut version of the original Japanese manga "I was threatened by the man I wanted to be hugged the most"!

To make matters worse, this thing has an anime with the same name.

But Ran Ningmu googled the title of the book...

The hand holding the chopsticks trembled slightly.

No, I can't think about it anymore.

First of all, you must first make sure that your vest is still on, and then make plans.

And now it seems that the possibility of Ran Ningmu being able to talk to himself so calmly is very small!

Ran Ningmu: "So that's the case, what kind of comics do you usually like to read?"

Here comes the key question!

Knock on the blackboard!Papa——

what type.

The word "type" is a very broad word, it can be used as Ran Ningmu's test for himself, or it may be that Ran Ningmu really doesn't understand the content of the book.

According to these two guesses, two different situations can be extended.

The former is that Ran Ningmu has successfully published the manga of Little Yellow on Baidu, but he still can’t believe that there is such a sultry, hungry, thirsty and violent heart hidden deep under the appearance of his pure and innocent little white flower, that’s why he threw out such a heart. A chance to argue for yourself.

The latter is that Ran Ningmu didn't remember the name of the article at all, and he didn't go to Baidu. Even now, he doesn't remember what he saw at the beginning. He was just looking for topics to ask!

So, how should An Youxi answer?

An Youxi took a deep breath, and smiled sweetly with three points of ignorance, three points of romance, three points of pureness, and one point of shyness: "I am a glass-hearted person, and I like to read sweet love stories, the sweeter the better." , such as pure love stories on campus, sweet pets in the entertainment industry, etc., I can do comics, novels, animations, movies, and TV dramas."

But in fact it is——

I’m more yellow and violent, and I like fleshy physical contact, the more fleshy the better, such as the original Japanese ×18, waste text, Hai that Tanghua Blossom, comics, novels, movies, TV dramas, or real Human flesh, fighting action, and romance movies, I can do it, astringent~

As soon as An Youxi finished speaking, her roommate let out an earth-shattering cry: "Hahahahahaha!"

An Youxi slapped the chopsticks on the table with a slap, gritted her teeth and said word by word: "Ginger, cloud, flag."

Roommate: "Hahahahahaha station b said this dog can make me laugh for a year! It's really funny hahahahahaha! Ah? Yuzu, did you call me just now? Why did you call me?"

An Youxi: "..."

An Youxi picked up the chopsticks again, and said plainly, "It's nothing, I just wanted to ask you, do you sleep in the afternoon? I want to watch a movie with Mumu."

How could it be possible to sleep with such a big show in front of it?

"Don't sleep, don't sleep, you two are busy with your work, I will go to bed to play games after I finish eating, and I promise not to disturb you, just treat me as dead."

Ran Ningmu: "..."

An Youxi: "Hehe."

The roommate held back the laughter so much that he almost choked himself to death, and quickly took a sip of water to suppress his throat.

So, please start your performance to your heart's content - Niu Hulu pomelo!

Oh no, it should be Ran Niu Hulu grapefruit, you have to give your husband's surname first, hahahahahaha!

Ran Ningmu looked away from his roommate, thinking thoughtfully, this kind of cartoons and novels that sound very pure are indeed the type that my brother would like, he said regretfully: "It's a pity that I don't understand Japanese, otherwise I can accompany my brother Watch it together."

An Youxi was stunned when she heard the words: "You said you don't understand Japanese?" He repeated in a murmur, his voice suddenly raised: "So you don't understand Japanese?"

"Yes, although I know a little bit of German and Ukrainian, and English is okay, but I don't know much about Japanese. At most, I can only understand the Chinese characters in it." "What.

Ran Ningmu pursed her lips, and looked at An Youxi a little wronged: "This, shouldn't be something strange, right?"

An Youxi: "..."

He really gave in to this little idiot of himself. It was the most likely situation that he couldn't understand it. Why didn't he think of it at all?

In an instant, An Youxi quickly made a perfect equation in her mind:

Can't read Japanese = can't read the title of the book = can't help Baidu = Ran Ningmu has no idea what the manga draws = he doesn't have bare buttocks yet!

It wasn't until this moment that An Youxi's high-hanging heart finally fell to the ground slowly.

Huh—you're scared to death of pomelo!

In fact, there is the last and most terrifying situation, the little idiot An Youxi, who really didn't expect that Baidu's powerful search power, even if you just type in the only Chinese that you can understand...

Of course, at this time, Ran Ningmu hadn't even thought about asking for Baidu.

But not necessarily in the future.

"No, it's not strange at all." An Youxi took a deep breath, and patted Ran Ningmu's shoulder with a straight face, "Not only is it not strange, but it's also very good, keep it up, I'm optimistic about you."

Ran Ningmu was dumbfounded: "... ah?" Keep what?Still can't read Japanese?

"It's nothing," An Youxi turned on the laptop, "I'm watching an anime movie, right? Is there anything you want to watch?"

Ran Ningmu scratched her head in bewilderment, recalling what An Youxi said just now: "Then pure love on campus."

"Pure love on campus?" A name popped up in An Youxi's mind instantly, "OK, then "Students of the Same Grade" will be fine!"

The beautiful Qingshui campus pure love man just took the opportunity to consolidate her pure image.

Ran Ningmu turned on the phone: "It's called "Student of the Same Grade", right?"

An Youxi answered while searching: "Well, the grade of the grade, the student's student."

While the movie was being downloaded, Ran Ningmu came out on Baidu on her mobile phone: "I found it. It's mainly about a love story where a top student with a delicate personality is attracted by a handsome band member... eh? Both protagonists are male. child?"

"Of course, because this is a BL anime," An Youxi replied casually, seeing Ran Ningmu's obviously confused expression, paused slightly, and whispered, "Do you not know what BL means? The full name of BL is Boys 'Love means the love between two boys, you... If you don't like it, we can change it to something else."

"I don't like it, I just never knew it before." Ran Ningmu held An Youxi's wrist to stop him, looked into An Youxi's eyes and said sincerely, "As long as it's something my brother likes, I want to try it." .”

Hey I like Xiao Huang. Do you want to try it together?

An Youxi's lips trembled, and she turned her head away with a forbearing expression: "Okay, then this."

While opening the movie page, he secretly suppressed the joyous little pomelo.

Mouth, mouth, please take it easy, if you blew yourself up, you would be really stupid.

The cursor stopped on the play button, An Youxi turned her head and asked Ran Ningmu, "Are you ready?"

Ran Ningmu picked up the bowl and chopsticks: "Well, it's done."

"Then I'll play it?"

"okay."

An Youxi pressed the mouse, there was a light click, and the screen began to move.

An Youxi withdrew her hand, picked up the bowl on the table, and moved her butt uncomfortably.

What's with this little nervousness like watching a movie with Lao Gong?Is it because the protagonists of the anime are also two boys?

But when the animation officially started to play, An Youxi's little nervousness disappeared quickly, because he found that Ran Ningmu's sweet little mouth was really capable of babbling.

Ran Ningmu glanced at the progress bar: "This movie doesn't even last an hour, it's so short, brother, didn't you show me the cut version?"

It would be great if there is an uncut version, so at least you can find resources online.

"Hmph, you're thinking too much, this is a very innocent Qingshui manga."

"The painting style is so cute."

"That's right, the anime style of this kind of manga is usually restored according to the original style of the manga. I really like this style of painting. It has a refreshing feeling of summer."

"Wow, their legs are so long, envy."

"What is there to envy, your legs are obviously longer, okay?"

"Is this blonde one 1?"

"Hmmmm~"

Ran Ningmu suddenly exclaimed: "His hair is actually a gradient color!"

An Youxi was stunned: "What?" What kind of weird focus is this?

"Really, brother, look," Ran Ningmu cheerfully pointed at the male protagonist's head in the picture, "The color from the top of the head to the tail of his hair is getting darker and darker. He's really fashionable. He's worthy of playing in a band."

Pfft, this tone.An Youxi joked, "What? You want it too? It's a coincidence that the male protagonist's hair color is called lemon yellow."

Ran Ningmu paused for a second when he heard the words, and said in a low voice: "...It's okay."

An Youxi:?What's with that suspicious pause in the middle? ?

An Youxi suddenly had the urge to scratch her head crazily.

But before An Youxi finished tangling, his attention was quickly attracted by Ran Ningmu again.

This time, the screen switched to a panorama, Ran Ningmu's eyes lit up, and he said with joyful voice: "He is so golden, he is the only one in the class shining, and his legs are still so long, Like a golden cudgel."

What's all this mess?An Youxi suppressed her laughter so much that her shoulders were shaking: "Maybe it's to be seen by the other leading actor."

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, and the next second the scene switched to another black-haired male protagonist.

At that time, the black-haired male lead was secretly learning to sing in the classroom, when the blond male lead pushed the door open and entered.

Ran Ningmu's eyes widened immediately, and he pointed out excitedly: "Here we are, our male number 1 and male number 0 have been looking at each other for thousands of years!"

What the hell is life-saving man No. 0!An Youxi's rice was about to spit out, she covered her mouth and beat Ran Ningmu twice: "Don't make me laugh, just watch it!"

I'm really convinced by this person, what kind of talent is it to suddenly regard a campus youthful sweet pet drama as "Happy Comedian"?

Fortunately, the pace of the plot picked up quickly, and Ran Ningmu finally closed his comedic mouth.

On the day Ran Ningmu said, the blond male lead offered to teach the black-haired male lead how to sing, and the two of them gradually passed through warm and beautiful days, until a certain class chorus ended, and the teacher praised their class's singing effect.

On a refreshing summer day, the blond-haired male lead couldn't help but stare at the black-haired male lead through the hilarious crowd, but the black-haired male lead stood up straight and stared straight at the teacher in front of him.

Ran Ningmu frowned slightly, and took two mouthfuls of rice, without saying anything.

An Youxi glanced at him quickly, seeing that he was looking so seriously, she couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth secretly.

An Youxi has watched this anime many times, so it is more interesting to observe Ran Ningmu's reaction than watching the anime.

To be honest, before An Youxi recommended this BL to Ran Ningmu, she never thought that the other party would take it so seriously. After all, the walls of two-dimensional and three-dimensional are still very thick.

For those who don't like this kind of stuff, anime is synonymous with childishness and dullness.

It couldn't be more wonderful that Ran Ningmu could accept his hobbies and even accompany him to experience them.

The plot progressed until one night, the black-haired hero bought water for the blond hero to thank him.

Seeing the black-haired male lead hand the water in front of the blond male lead, Ran Ningmu suddenly tensed up and stared at the black-haired male lead's hand.

Unable to extricate himself, Ran Ningmu remembered the way back from the playground, when he almost, only almost got his brother's little hand.

His brother's hands are slender and fair, almost a circle smaller than his own hands, each finger is thin and long, whether it's grabbing the bed sheet, putting it in his mouth, or holding a small grapefruit or lemon The things must be very beautiful, and he has been greedy for a long time.

As a result, in the end, he only pressed it twice quietly, and he didn't take it into his palm properly once.

hateful.

The close-up of the hand in the animation screen inspired Ran Ningmu's memories, and Ran Ningmu couldn't help pinning his unfulfilled wishes on the blonde male protagonist.

According to the routine of the TV series, when the two protagonists are passing things, it is the easiest time to touch their little hands.

Ran Ningmu couldn't help but think, so will the blond male protagonist take advantage of the moment of receiving the water to stick with the black-haired male protagonist?

Then Ran Ningmu saw the blond male protagonist reach out to take the bottle of drink, his palm sank, there was a second pause between handovers, and then the black-haired male protagonist took his hand back normally.

The speed was so fast that Ran Ningmu was stunned.

? ?So did you touch it?

Ran Ningmu felt her heart scratching in her chest, and she even had the urge to rewind the progress bar and read it again.

Of course, in the end, he restrained himself.

……

the other side.

The moment the blond-haired hero received the water, An Youxi suddenly felt her hand being poked by something warm, which made it itchy.

When he looked down, he saw that Ran Ningmu had put the bowls and chopsticks back on the table without knowing it, and the hand close to him was poking his hand with his fingertips.

An Youxi: Wow, look what I found?It's this little baby just about to move again!Baby, are you here again to post with your wife?

At the same time, the blond male protagonist in the anime took the water.

The moment the two male protagonists received the water, An Youxi watched as Ran Ningmu poked her index finger and began to shake irritably, poking herself one after another, like a small excavator.

???

An Youxi raised her head in shock, her eyes frantically looking between Ran Ningmu and the computer screen.

What is this for?Mining Bitcoin? ?

However, Ran Ningmu knew nothing about Meng Lang's unconscious behavior with his hands, and just kept frowning and staring at the computer screen.

Then, the two protagonists began to drink water, the fountain in the background was bubbling, and the speed of the Ran Ningmu small excavator also suddenly increased, from poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking...

An Youxi was completely confused. Is Ran Ningmu awake?Still in a daze?Is it intentional?Or is it unintentional?

On the computer screen, while drinking water, the blond male lead asked the black-haired male lead if he learned to sing for the sake of his teacher.

The black-haired male protagonist was frightened, and the water in his hand fell to the ground.

The blond male protagonist got up to help him pick up water, and the black-haired male protagonist rushed up to pick it up himself.

While burning with anxiety, the hand of the black-haired male lead completely covered the hand of the blond male lead.

The breathing distance between the two was rapidly approaching, and the pupils of the blond male lead slowly enlarged in slow motion.

Oh oh oh, I'm going to kiss, I'm going to kiss!

The little grapefruit in An Youxi's heart instantly twisted into a DNA double helix structure.

Although An Youxi has watched this movie countless times, every time the two male protagonists kiss each other for the first time, they can't help screaming!

The water in the background was rippling, and the blond-haired male protagonist sensed the black-haired male protagonist's approaching aura, as if bewitched, he hugged the back of the black-haired male protagonist's neck forcefully with his free other hand.

Off the screen, Ran Ningmu's small excavator has evolved into a pile driver, with his thumb resting on the table, and the other four fingers frantically tapping on the back of An Youxi's hand like cotton, as if helping An Youxi Realize cock crowing.

An Youxi looked down: "...?" No wonder he felt itchy in his heart, it turned out that his old Gong was helping him realize the 3D tactile viewing experience.

The black screen switched in a flash, and An Youxi quickly turned her head back, and saw the two male protagonists finally gnawed together in the posture of picking up water just now.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!My cp is so sweet, so sweet, so sweet, so sweet!

At this moment, Ran Ningmu grabbed An Youxi's hand violently, and a low and hoarse voice came out from the rolling Adam's apple: "Hicch!"

An Youxi was taken aback: "Hickey?"

Ran Ningmu looked at him: "Huh?"

An Youxi also looked at him: "Huh?"

Ran Ningmu still looked at him: "Huh?"

An Youxi looked down at her hands: "Ah."

Ran Ningmu also took advantage of the situation to look over, was startled, and quickly withdrew his hand: "I'm sorry!"

Interestingly, the two male protagonists on the computer screen also came to their senses at the same time, and quickly separated in astonishment.

The movements of the two male protagonists in and out of the painting are wonderfully overlapped in the same summer day.

At the same time when all the above things happened, no one heard it. There was a clatter of keys at the door of the dormitory. In such a hot day, our air conditioner is actually broken, can you believe it—”

The roommate happened to see the two touch their little hands, the conversation stopped abruptly, and his eyes drifted to the computer screen in front of them, and happened to see the two gay guys who were kissing on the computer screen.

It was too late to prevent being gay twice, and the roommate stared round and exclaimed like a fool: "Hey! Two gays are sitting together watching gay anime!"

An Youxi was startled, and quickly turned off the computer.

At the same time, Ran Ningmu quickly picked up the bowl and chopsticks and frantically stuffed a mouthful of food into his mouth, gobbling it like he hasn't eaten in 800 years.

The roommate walked in cheerfully, and asked with a completely out of the situation look: "What are you two doing in the dormitory? Are you watching a movie?"

Grass mud horse, have you seen anyone watching movies or cartoons?An Youxi reluctantly swallowed back the swear words that were about to blurt out, and smiled twistedly: "Hehe, I've been single for a long time, it seems that you are also a person who has a sense of humor for self-entertainment."

roommate:"???"

How come you're still so angry?

The roommate remembered the scene of An Youxi and Ran Ningmu touching each other's small hands just now, and he took a belated breath, scratched his head and carefully glanced at the two of them: "Well, did I disturb you?"

"Hehe, you little idiot." A head hangs faintly upside down from the bed curtain.

The roommate on the ground was almost sent away by the roommate on the bed: "Why are you silent when I go? Is there a third living person in the Ganqing dormitory?"

The roommate on the bed smiled and said: "Hehe, I was supposed to be dead, but when you came back, I pretended to be a corpse."

ah!Is it okay to let me die?You idiot pay me candy!Give me candy!This is a rare live candy!

The roommate on the ground was stunned.Why does it sound like you are not happy?

After being interrupted by my roommates, I can't watch this anime anymore.

An Youxi and Ran Ningmu picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and silently finished the cold food.

The roommate on the bed took advantage of the two of them eating, quickly flew down and dragged the roommate on the ground back to the bed, so after the meal, there were only An Youxi and Ran Ningmu left on the ground.

"Thank you for accompanying me to watch anime," An Youxi put the takeaway in a bag, and said in a low voice, "My hobby is too small, and most people don't understand it. No one is with me except my sister. Since I went to college, and after my sister and I separated, I was the only one watching forever."

Looking at Ran Ningmu's lively appearance, it is obvious that he is a three-dimensional cashier, and he actually watched a BL anime with him for so long... Well, it wasn't that long, not even 10 minutes.

However, Ran Ningmu's performance is really good. Whether it's the humor and wit when the plot is relaxed in the early stage, or the concentration and seriousness in the later stage when the plot is tense, they are all in a state of immersion in watching the drama. From the perspective of attitude, it is full marks. The perfect drama chasing partner that two-dimensional nerds like him dream of.

Ran Ningmu couldn't laugh or cry at once, thinking that what you said was a bit too miserable, and those who didn't know thought something was wrong with your sister.

Ran Ningmu asked casually, "Is that sister you mentioned your biological sister?"

An Youxi smiled: "That's not it, it's my cousin, she's three years younger than me, and she's just a freshman this year, because we grew up together under my grandmother's parents, so we have a very good relationship."

"That's it...that's okay, since your sister can't accompany you anymore, I'll just watch it with you in the future," Ran Ningmu looked back into An Youxi's eyes, which were three points gentle and seven points affectionate, leaving 999 infinite plus It is full of pampering that spans the galaxy, "What do you want to see, play, or do, no matter what it is, I will accompany you to watch, play, and do together, so that you will never be alone. Man, do you think this is okay?"

An Youxi almost couldn't hold back the tears she shed at the beginning, what the hell, is this different from a marriage proposal?

What kind of spirit is this to devote oneself to his wife?What kind of spirit is this to spoil his wife out of the Milky Way unconditionally and without a bottom line?

So sweet, so sweet, just kill me!

If the Nobel Prize can be awarded the "Universal Peerless Good Old Gong Award", I must vote for Ran Ningmu!

An Youxi suppressed the tears that were about to fall for the beautiful love, and said with trembling lips: "Then, then let's talk about it like this."

It's just a pity that most of the things he wants to see are not convenient to talk about, ashamed.

Later, he must sort out the Shimizu anime that he can watch with Ran Ningmu.

If his sister knew that one day he would willingly become a vegetarian for love, she would be shocked to lose a whole 30G phantom limb (?).

An Youxi: "I can accompany you if there is anything you want to see, play, or do!"

Ran Ningmu has already talked about this point, so why should he say something wrong?

"Well then," Ran Ningmu thought for a while, snapped his fingers suddenly, and said with a grin, "Brother, can you play basketball with me tonight?"

An Youxi blurted out: "Of course!"

Whether it is to accompany you to the underworld to go up the mountain of swords or go down to the sea of ​​fire, or accompany you to the heaven to fight with the Jade Emperor, I can do it all... Wait, play basketball?

An Youxi's eyes wandered for a while, she pursed her lips again, and poked her finger: "This, that, I, may be a bit out of sorts..."

#Slap in the face comes too fast, like a tornado#

He just said that he would accompany Ran Ningmu to go to the underworld and make trouble in heaven, but he didn't expect to be beaten back to his original shape by a basketball in the next second.

Although, he really doesn't know it at all, it will embarrass him for Lao Gong!

Ran Ningmu saw An Youxi's guilty and guilty face, and chuckled: "Brother, don't you think I want you to play basketball with other people?"

An Youxi was taken aback: "Isn't it?"

How many people does it take to play basketball?Five six seven eight?Well, "Heizi's Basketball" is considered useless.

"Of course not." Ran Ningmu laughed until tears came out, his wife is too cute.

Ran Ningmu wiped his eyes, stretched out his hand to grab the back of An Youxi's head, gently touched the other's forehead with his own, and said with a smile in a tone that only the two of them could hear: "Brother, don't worry , Knowing that your hands and feet are uncoordinated, how can I be willing to let you play games, I will teach you personally, okay?"

There was a bang of smoke above An Youxi's head.

Wow, this guy is really...!

"Then it's settled." Ran Ningmu hurriedly pulled away before An Youxi spontaneously combusted, said "see you tonight" in a low voice, and then opened the door and left without any regrets.

The sky at this time.

The two roommates who hid on the bed and dared not get off the ground expressed their sincere admiration together: Fuck, this gay guy is really good at it, he deserves to have a wife.

……

Ran Ningmu wanted An Youxi to play basketball with him for no reason.

While watching anime during the day, Ran Ningmu's hand spontaneously touched his wife's little hand while the owner was not paying attention.

Although it was only passed to the brain for a short moment after he came back to his senses, the slippery and soft touch was enough for Ran Ningmu to recall for a long time.

He is greedy, especially after touching it like this, he feels even more greedy!

So, after An Youxi offered to play with him, Ran Ningmu immediately thought of playing basketball, which is the most likely activity to produce physical contact.

So, everything is just a conspiracy of a certain little perverted dog!

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An Youxi didn't expect that Ran Ningmu would skip his evening study and take him out to play basketball.

The reason given by Ran Ningmu is very high-sounding: "At this moment, it happens to be the time when the last group of people went to dinner after playing basketball, and we can just come over to replace them. If we wait for the evening self-study, there will be more people, and there must be seats. Can't grab it."

It does make sense, but An Youxi is a typical obedient student who habitually abides by the rules. The last time Ran Ningmu brought his dog wife into the library, he was already panicked. He didn't expect that this time Ran Ningmu simply I missed the whole evening self-study.

It's just an evening self-study, not a particularly important study time. Although he can't do such things as skipping classes, he won't use his own goals to ask others, but he is a little surprised by Ran Ningmu's personality That's all.

In some subtle aspects, there is really a big gap between Ran Ningmu's performance and his sweet and cute appearance.

What words should be used to describe it?escape?Lively?bold?Or... wild?

An Youxi's thoughts were chaotic, and when she came to her senses, she realized that she was already standing on the basketball court.

Under the other basketball hoops not far away, there are boys in twos and threes playing in full swing.

An Youxi stood blankly holding the basketball, neither left nor right, when she heard Ran Ningmu seem to say "run", An Youxi hurriedly hugged the basketball and buried her head