The devil is me

It was quite a coincidence that when the two sneaked into Yuanling secretly, the guardian of the tomb was fast asleep.

Xi Buwen kept cursing and cursing in a low voice, and didn't intend to stop when he passed by the mausoleum guard, Wu Nian covered his mouth, making him murmuring, Wu Nian couldn't bear to listen and covered his mouth even tighter After a while, Xi Buwen couldn't make a sound at all, and was even a little breathless.

He scratched his head anxiously, cursing Wu Nian in his heart for not talking about martial arts, it's okay to kill him, but not to talk to him, especially after deceiving him all the way to recite Young Master Xue Xun, especially not!

Wu Nian suddenly felt that the roots of her ears were clean, and was thinking about what was wrong, when suddenly her palm was lightly tapped by something wet.

Wu Nian quickly withdrew her hand, staring at the palm in a daze, only feeling that the earlobe was boiling with the wetness, as if she had just been bitten by a snake.

It's just a beauty snake, after biting someone, it is still looking at you triumphantly with its purple grape-like eyes.

"Bah, bah, you've eaten my mouth." Xi Buwen looked back at the tomb watcher who was still asleep, and then spoke recklessly, "To deal with a serious monk like you, I have come up with some strange tricks! "

Wu Nian came back to his senses, and walked away, Xi Buwen was still complaining behind him, aggrieved: "My clothes smell like corpses, Monk, you teased me, you didn't even apologize."

Wu Nian said: "How come? Don't you have a personal sachet?"

Xi Buwen touched his bosom, fished it out casually and twirled it around his hand: "Damn, I don't want it, but a little girl insisted on giving it to me. It's called... what is it called..."

"Jiayue."

"That's right, that's right, Wang Jiayue!" Xi Buwen nodded in agreement, then his eyes widened again, "How do you know?"

Wu Nian sneered: "It's embroidered on the back."

Xi Buwen smiled and he even carefully read the small characters on the back of the sachet, so he couldn't help poking him with the end of his sword: "Look at how stingy you are!"

Wu Nian didn't have the nerve to pay attention to him, and hurried to the front.When I looked up again, the tombs were already standing in front of me.

This Yuanling is the ancestral tomb of the Xue family. It was built on Yunyao Mountain in the suburbs not far from Wumen.

Although Wu Nian is not a Taoist cultivator, he also knows that this kind of feng shui generally does not change the body.

The two followed the tombstones one by one, walked around a small hill, and suddenly saw a figure hovering in front of an open grave.

This person is Shen Xinzhai, and the outline of the wheelchair can be seen through the night, so naturally he will not admit his mistake.

Xi Buwen ran over quickly, only to see Shen Xinzhai lighting a fire talisman, looking at the empty tomb through the flickering light, seeing the two of them panicked and asked: "Did you dig this?"

Xi Buwen was dumbfounded, and immediately raised his hands to swear: "Heaven and earth conscience, how can I be so rough in my work."

The tomb in front of him was almost torn apart, the ground collapsed, the funerary objects were scattered all over the ground, and all the apples offered in front of the stele rolled down the hillside.

Xue Xun was considered a gentleman at least during his lifetime, but he turned into a walking corpse after death to be so rude.

Wu Nian released Xue Xun's body, and explained: "It ran out from its own corpse."

Shen Xinzhai's face was very ugly. Generally, the children of Taoist families who died in vain would definitely seal their coffins properly and put them in the ground. With the addition of a requiem spell to suppress the coffin, such scandals would never happen.

"Recently, the demon energy has been turbulent, and there are signs of corpse transformation in many places. Firstly, the mirror of Sheshi was lost, and then there was a hidden weapon to kill people. I'm afraid these few things are related to the old man Bai Ze." Shen Xinzhai pondered for a while, and said so.

Xi Buwen knew that he was responsible for the evil energy, but when he heard that Shen Xinzhai wanted to confuse these things together, he couldn't help but smile slightly: "The old man of Bai Ze? Oh, then Mr. Xiyi is right!"

As we all know, Shen Xinzhai is Yun Chonghe's beloved disciple.

Of course, only Xi Buwen knew that the apprentice was a real apprentice, not even a lover.It's just that after Shen's family exaggerated it for a long time, it was half-truth and half-false, and in the end the whole cultivation world believed it to be true.

Hearing this, Shen Xinzhai raised his head and stared at Xi Buwen in surprise, the expression on his face was half joking and half serious, but he couldn't figure it out.

For Shen Xinzhai, the years when he ran around in the Penglai Dojo and practiced with his brothers and sisters were also the years when he was whole and his legs were healthy. It flares up from time to time, and it is unforgettable, reminding him all the time that things are over and people are no longer.

More than 30 years ago, after hearing that Shen Po had joined Yun Chonghe's sect, the Shen family was furious at first, but later, because of his talent and intelligence, he won Yun Chonghe's true biography, and everyone praised the Shen family for having successors. Actually, he has to recognize this disciple of Master Bai Ze as a good son and grandson of the Shen family.

But behind the scenes, Mrs. Feng Ruohua, the mistress of the Shen family, has stepped up the education of Shen Xinzhai. This Shen Xinzhai was originally the youngest, blindly pampering and not doing practice. Practice hard.At the age of 13, he finally achieved a small success in his studies, and then he was able to go to the Great Barren Mountain for the trial.

However, the flowers bloom and fall. At this time, Shen Po is already an old fritter in the Penglai Dojo. At the age of 16, he is going around "doing evil" with a handsome and well-behaved face.

Stepping on the tail of the sword and falling from Yujian almost fell half to pieces, riding a turtle to swim in the sea and creating big waves to roll the senior sister into the sea, or inventing a spell that can lift up Yun Chonghe's clothes, causing a lot of trouble. Teachers and sisters worship and scream...

All in all, he keeps doing boring tricks, and his evil deeds are beyond description, causing Yun Chong and headaches.But as long as Shen Po leans over to act like a baby, grabs his sleeve behind his back and calls him "Master", he seems to lose his temper.It seems that in his eyes, Shen Po will always be like an eight-year-old child. Although he is stubborn, his eyes, as bright as the moon, are still so clear.

But even he had to admit that in the blink of an eye, his 16th birthday was approaching, and it was time for Shen Po to pick up his words.

According to common sense, the father should choose the watch character, but for Shen Po, there is no more suitable person than the master.He went to Yunchonghe's house every day to beg, even a stone would be smoothed, Yunchonghe agreed and rewarded him with the word "unreasonable".

Shen Po was so rare that he tossed and turned for two days and finally made a decision, and hurriedly went to tell Ling Yaosi.

Lingyaosi let out a chuckle, and raised her thumbs up to praise: "The word 'unprovoked' is very suitable for you."

"How to say?" Shen Po listened attentively.

Lingyao thought: "Always make mistakes for no reason, suffer for no reason, this is Shen Wurea."

"I'll beat you up!", Shen Po shoved him, "What do you know!"

"What do you think."

"Water without source, tree without root, person without reason, no origin, no end, the most moral." Shen Po sniffed, "And after thinking about it, I don't have a mother, so I don't have any." Source, it’s quite appropriate.”

Ling Yaosi didn't expect him to think this way, and felt a little bit uncomfortable for him.Shen Po wrapped his arms around his neck: "Ham, it's nothing else, don't think too much about it."

Ling Yaosi was about to speak when Shen Po suddenly asked: "What time is it?"

"Uh... let's apply for the time, what's the matter?"

"Master is coming back! I have to go find him." Shen Po leaned over mysteriously and whispered, "I made a bet with Junior Sister, I will lift up Master's clothes in front of her! If I win Yes, she will make fairy mushroom soup for me for a month."

Shen Po is a clumsy man with a clumsy mouth and poor cooking skills. He obviously has a very good brain when he is cultivating. Fire comes and water goes when he calls him, but he just can't cook well. The food he makes is uneatable. The pigs down the mountain will neigh fiercely and go to your mother when they see it.So he has a mountain of fairy mushrooms empty, but he can only ask this senior sister for alms twice, and that fairy cooks a meal to satisfy his appetite.

"Everything is boring?! It's your birthday today, don't cause trouble!" Ling Yaosi's brows twitched, her face full of disgust.

"Drinking soup is still a trivial matter." Shen Po's eyes lit up, "Look at Master, he usually shows no signs of emotion, but I can make him a little bit moody, don't you think it's very interesting?"

Ling Yaosi pursed her lips, thinking, I think it's more interesting to see your ass hit the board.

The two of them used their swords all the way to Qingyatai. Today is the day of Dahuangshan's trial, and Yun Chonghe will bring the new disciples into the dojo from Qingyatai.

A lot of onlookers were already crowded on the Qingya stage, all whispering.As soon as Shen Po approached, everyone kept silent and exchanged glances cautiously. The group at the front hadn't seen Shen Po yet, but they were still talking about something. Shen Po stepped forward and asked, "What's so lively?" ?”

"It is said that Master has taken in another Shen family." This person turned his face after he finished speaking, only then did he see that the person who came was Shen Po, and his expression was not very good-looking.

"Which Shen family?"

Just as Shen Po was asking, Yun Chonghe and the two of them stepped down with their swords and landed on the Qingya Terrace.

The author says:

According to the ancient times, there should be twenty characters, but there are few cultivators, and there are many monsters and ghosts in the world, so most of them have no time to perform crown ceremony and add characters at home, so they have to go out to study at a young age to eliminate evil spirits.Therefore, it is up to the parents and family members when to take the characters. If necessary, the characters can be taught first, so that the children can travel far.But 16 years old is the latest, it can be infinitely early, like Lingbi, the word Yaosi, it is taken while still in the stomach~