The devil is me

The boy said "Ouch", kicked his feet, turned over and stepped on the pillar to escape Wu Nian's fierce attack.Wu Nian turned around and threw the pestle, the pestle seemed to understand human nature, biting Xi Buwen so hard that he couldn't escape even though he was flying up and down.Xi Buwen had never seen such a magic weapon before, his eyes turned and splashed again: "What are you? Are you chasing and spanking my ass? If you like it, just put this thing away and let you spank it!"

Wu Nian has always been an upright monk, how could he have heard such filthy words? He called the Buddhist pestle into his hand and took a stride to grab the bell. Xi Buwen threw out the sword and stepped forward with it. His ankle was pulled, Xi Buwen didn't intend to fight him to the death, his ankle was almost dislocated by this pull, and he turned over and rolled to the ground, crying "Ouch" in pain, his clothes were dusty and dirty It was the straw that was in a state of distress, and the bell rolled to the side.

Wu Nian stepped forward to pick it up, when the light of the soul-locking bell suddenly went out, and the black energy locked inside flew northward and disappeared in a flash.

Seeing Wu Nian was stunned for a while, Xi Buwen stood up, brushed off his clothes, and spread his hands: "Look, I let you rob me, and now the pervert is going to do evil again!"

How can there be such a person who would blame others for the evil he did? ?Wu Nian didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and left. "Hey! You broke my bell and left like this?" Xi Buwen leaned over, picked up the bell, pinned it to his waist, and chased after him.

Wu Nian was almost given a headache by his noise.

After the Great War between Buddhism and Taoism, although Buddhism and Taoism maintained a peaceful situation, they are not as good as before. Taoist and Buddhist cultivators never communicate with each other.

What's more, when Buddhist cultivators encounter evil masters, they chant sutras and pass away to blissful rebirth, and Taoist cultivators set up amulets to suppress spirits and souls when encountering evil masters.The disciples of the Taoist school feel that those who practice Buddhism are pedantic, while the disciples of the Buddhist school feel that those who cultivate immortality are rude.

He hated Xi Buwen before it was too late. The soul-locking bell was a famous magic weapon and it was not made of paper. It failed when it was dropped. Of course it was not his fault. Most likely it was some kind of counterfeit Xi Buwen used or the spell was not perfect. He got the magic weapon but wanted to blackmail him.Regardless of emotion or reason, he had no intention of giving the Xi family any explanation.

Wu Nian almost rushed out the door, ran to the pier, boarded the boat and headed north.

The water system in Shixi Town is criss-crossed, and there is no boat. He looked back and finally couldn't see the demon king, so he felt relieved to take out today's food from his arms-half a piece of cooking cake.I wanted to buy a piece of biscuit to eat better, but let the pervert mess up the situation. There is only so little food left, so I have to save it.

He thought so deeply and took a bite. While meditating, he suddenly heard a sentence from the air: "Monk, do you just eat this?"

Wu Nian almost choked, looked up, it was Xi Buwen Yujian in the air, Liuyun stepping on the sword, very uncomfortable.

He stood at the tail of the sword with his arms folded and lifted the head of the sword slightly. The dark red tassel of the sword flew in the air, causing passers-by to stop and marvel. After all, how many people in the world can stand on the tail of the sword to control the sword, which simply violates the basic law of balance between the head and the tail of the sword, and can find balance in the midst of injustice.

Wu Nian saw him with a sword and a boat, a Taoist priest chasing a monk was really ugly, and he was even more angry: "You go your own way, I will go my own boat."

"Don't be angry!" Xi Buwen flew the sword closer to the boat, and said, "Your eyes are red with anger, I'm not asking you to pay for the bell, but I just want to ask brother if he is going..."

"Poor monk Wu Nian." The monk interrupted with a frown, "I have already escaped into Buddhism, and I don't have any brothers or brothers." His complexion was fair and his neck turned pink when he was anxious.

"Ah..." Xi Buwen laughed a few times, and felt that the cold-faced monk was more interesting, "Master Wu Nian is going to the north to chase after that satyr?"

Not talking without thinking is the default.

"That's natural. How could Buddhist cultivators just ignore this kind of monster?" Xi Buwen didn't think there was anything wrong when he asked and answered, and continued to think to himself, "The same is true for Daoist cultivators. So when I went north, I was with the mage. Going the same way. I won’t bother you if you go by boat, but you’re traveling with the sword, and the mage can’t tolerate it?”

Wu Nian closed her eyes, as if she would disappear without seeing this annoying guy, said lightly "As you like" and immediately sat up in meditation.He had an indifferent face, but Xi Buwen felt that the boat was suddenly faster, "What a lot of spiritual power" he sighed in his heart, but he was so thick-skinned that he didn't think too much about who they were driving the boat faster to hide. There are more and more conversations.

"Monk, your pancakes are like rocks, and you went north to Yecheng. I treat you to a big meal! There are all kinds of big fish and meat!"

"Oh, no, you are a monk, so you can't touch meat. It's strange for you to practice Buddhism. There are taboos on eating and drinking. What's the fun in living?"

"..." Wu Nian just concentrated on meditating and turned a deaf ear.

"Hey? Monk Wu Nian, you have practiced the art of emptying ears very well. I have heard of this art for a long time, but I have never seen anyone use it. What is the method? I want my parents to learn it too, they always hate me. Noisy, if you know this spell that you can't hear if you want to hear it, you will naturally be kinder to me."

Wu Nian didn't want to answer, but she was afraid that Xi Buwen would take him as acquiescing, breaking the precept of lying, and really thinking that he knew some empty ears.With his eyes still closed, he hesitated for a long time and said with difficulty: "There is no such thing as empty ears in the world, it's just that he doesn't want to talk to you."

The two of them said you three words, and he chased all the way north to Yecheng. At this time, the sun was low, the boat was docked, and the sword was sheathed. Both of them had spent some spiritual power, and they were both hungry Exhausted.

Wu Nian thought that Xi Buwen was transparent, and went straight off the boat and wanted to find a ruined temple to eat cooking cakes. Xi Buwen stood behind him holding his sword and called him, "Hey! Monk! Where are you going?"

Seeing him ignoring him, Xi Buwen didn't panic, and said unhurriedly, "You think this is really an ordinary satyr?" Being asked like this, Wu Nian froze, after all, he knew Xi Buwen from the beginning. Once I saw him asking such a serious question, it was useful.

Sex-eating ghosts are low-level monsters, they are transformed from ghosts that suck yang energy, and they attach themselves to women to suck the yang energy of men who are close to her.At that time, the peach blossom-faced woman and the dead young man both fit this situation, so there was nothing wrong with it.

Just as Wu Nian was thinking about it, Xi Buwen had already stepped forward, hooked his arm behind his neck, grinned and said, "Let's go, I'm starving to death, let's eat first, and talk while eating." .”

The Jinxiu Hall, the most expensive tavern in Yecheng, has a brothel upstairs.It's not that Xi Buwen deliberately made things difficult, but this kind of place is the best place to get news about the monster.

He crossed his legs and drank a glass of wine. The braised pork and watercress fish on this table, the monk is not blessed to eat it!He looked at the cold-faced monk while eating, and saw that the monk had red lips, white teeth, and a handsome face, and a pair of black willow-leaf eyes that were really cold and dignified when they were not angry, and the body was still soaked in a touch of sandalwood. Jade gentleman.

Without any thoughts or annoyance, with an expression of peace of mind as soon as it came, he only filled a bowl of white rice porridge and drank it slowly.He is not a ignorant person, even if he has a little heart, he can feel that this porridge is ordered for him, otherwise the famous son is at the age of a teenager who loves meat, when will he order the white rice porridge to drink.

It's a pity that these slight good feelings quickly disappeared, because Xi Buwen slapped him on the shoulder with a slap, and the mouth on a smiling face was cracked to the base of the ear, revealing only a mouthful of white and neat teeth : "Hey great monk, I've been thinking about a question."

"..."

"You said that if a meat eater like me kissed you, would it be considered a breach of the precept?"

As soon as Xi Buwen finished speaking, the Buddhist pestle flew out from the monk's waist, and Xi Buwen immediately rolled under the stool, and the stool that Xi Buwen had just sat on was torn apart in front of him with a slap.Xi Buwen got up awkwardly under the surprised eyes of the people around him, dragged another stool over from the side, sat next to Wu Nian, and whispered: "Why can't you take a joke?"

Seeing that the Buddhist pestle was about to move again, Xi Buwen immediately surrendered with both hands and said: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I just asked casually, who knew you are so thin-skinned, you dare to come to your brothel, thinking you are a fake monk Woolen cloth!"

Wu Nian glanced at him, and said calmly: "Here is the girl of joy, why don't you dare?" He put down the bowl, and said: "Now you can say, what is it if it's not a satyr?"

Xi Buwen twirled the chopsticks in his hands, took the soul-locking bell from his waist and put it on the table with a snap: "Take a look."

Wu Nian picked up the bell without any hesitation, and after a little drive of spiritual power, the soul-locking bell lit up.Xi Buwen chuckled: "It likes you quite a bit." Wu Nian threw the bell back into Xi Buwen's arms: "It's business."

Xi Buwen said seriously: "When driven by spiritual power, there is light. My soul-locking bell is not broken. If it is not broken, the monster took my soul-locking bell. How can a low-level monster have this ability?"

After Wu Nian heard this, she brought the Pixiu Soul Locking Bell over for a closer look, and it was indeed a complete and authentic product.

"In our Taoist school, ghosts are divided into three levels, good ghosts, evil ghosts, and fierce ghosts." Xi Buwen broke his fingers, "Good ghosts are the most kind, and they don't harm people's lives. Fear lives on; evil ghosts are like satyrs, and they are also low-level ghosts, there is no reason why the soul-locking bell cannot be trapped; only the third-level ghosts can break the soul-locking bell—the ghost.”

Hearing this, Wu Nian frowned.Fierce ghosts are resentful spirits who were bullied during their lifetime. They gather the resentment from heaven and earth, take human lives and kill countless people, ghouls, ghost mothers, and Yuanlings are very difficult to meet.

Xi Buwen pointed at the table with his finger: "So I guess, this is a ghost girl."