The devil is me

When the four of them arrived at the inn, their clothes were all wet, so they settled down first.The inn is indeed a small remote inn, except for the wing room opened by Shen Xinzhai and Xue Xun, there is only one decent room vacated, Wu Nian is used to living outside, so she plans to spend the night in the chaifang.Xi didn't ask where he was willing to do it, this way of treating friends was like a slap in the face of their Xi family, he dragged Wu Nian into his room by talking and dragging.

The autumn rain was indeed chilly, Xi Buwen tremblingly took out a change of clothes from his Qiankun sleeves, and changed after a while, looking back, Wu Nian was still wearing wet clothes and sitting on the couch meditating, because Just now, Dougui Niang lost a lot of spiritual power, her face was blue from the cold, and there was still rain on her forehead.Xi Buwen couldn't help wondering, "Why don't you change your clothes?"

"It's just this body, it's done in a while, nothing happened."

"I don't even have a new set of clothes. I said why can't you Buddhist practitioners treat yourself better!" Xi Buwen raised his forehead, "If you don't sleep in a decent house, you have to sleep in a firewood house. Two men can live in one room. One night is just an ordinary thing, are you afraid that I will eat you?"

Wu Nian closed his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him. After a while, a piece of soft cloth was patted on his face. He opened his eyes and saw that it was Xi Buwen who took out a clean red sandalwood dress from Qiankun's sleeve and asked him to Change.

"Bitterness is practice." Wu Nian put the clothes squarely aside, and still closed her eyes, "How can I wear the clothes of Xi's Daoist sect?"

Xi Buwen felt that this monk was as good as a stubborn donkey: "If you don't go out, put on first anyway, I'll take your wet clothes to dry, and I'll be back in three minutes, who would know that you passed through the gate?" clothing?"

Wu Nian didn't even open her eyes: "No."

"Your clothes are so wet!" Xi Buwen shook his legs helplessly, secretly thinking that Wu Nian is a guy who doesn't like to be soft and hard, and his only weakness is his thin skin. After making up his mind, he moved closer, his breath was almost sprayed on Wu Nian's face, "If you don't change, I will pick you up!"

Wu Nian thought he was just talking, and forgot that Xi Buwen, the devil king of the world, would dare to say or not do anything.

After Xi Buwen said that, he started to undress Wu Nian and took off his belt, pulling his belt and did not let go, Wu Nian panicked and was able to block it with his hands, but as soon as the coat was loosened, the inner shirt was revealed, Xi Buwen glanced at it , smirked and said: "The collarbone looks good." Wu Nian hurriedly went to close the neckline again, but her waist became loose again.He was so angry that he knew that Xi Buwen had vomited blood, so he didn't dare to hurt him, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, let go, I'll change!"

Wu Nian didn't wear the complicated Taoist clothes, and it took a long time to figure it out. Xi Buwen stretched out his hand to tie his belt, but Wu Nian hid and said: "The poor monk is waiting on the couch, wet clothes don't come very quickly. It’s fine? It doesn’t matter if it’s tied or not.”

Xi Buwen was shorter than Wu Nian, and his clothes were naturally shorter. Seeing Wu Nian sitting on the couch tightly wrapped in a long gown, like a lamb being bullied, he couldn't help but want to tease him.

"It's strange to say, no matter how you wear it, you can smell the faint scent of sandalwood, but I'm different, it smells so bad!" He put his wrist under Wu Nian's nose as he spoke, and Wu Nian didn't hide, just said faintly, "Yeah. "A cry.In fact, Xi Buwen's body has a faint scent of saponin, but how could Wu Nian praise the fragrance of a man, and he doesn't want to say it smells bad against his will, so he can only respond casually.

Pianxi didn't ask any questions and quit, and immediately rolled on the wall and said: "Okay, ungrateful monk, thanks to my ghost mother's subordinates for saving you, do you think I stink?" Then he grabbed Wu Nian's sleeve with his hands, While scratching, he said: "The more you dislike me, the more I will pass on this stench to you!"

Wu Nian lowered his eyes and glanced at him, only thinking that he was a naughty child without long hair, and said expressionlessly: "It's your clothes anyway."

Xi Buwen grabbed his belt again.Wu Nian said again: "It's your belt anyway."

Xi Buwen was a person who was willing to be at a disadvantage, a pair of long and narrow fox eyes turned, and immediately reached into his sleeve and grabbed Wu Nian's wrist.Wu Nian didn't turn his head around, and still answered casually: "Anyway, it's yours..." Just halfway through the sentence, he felt that something was wrong, and Xi Buwen immediately rolled on the couch with laughter: "My what? My person? Hahahaha ..."

Wu Nian's neck was red again, he squinted his eyes, kicked the laughing Xi Buwen to the ground.Xi Buwen suddenly yelled "Ouch" and lay down on the ground, clutching his heart and motionless, his expression was in pain, Wu Nian was taken aback, dragged his long gown and jumped off the bed to get his pulse, thinking in his heart: "How do you hurt?" so heavy?"

"Hahaha..." Xi Buwen seemed to suddenly remember something very funny, his face was tense, and suddenly he burst out laughing loudly: "Monk, monk, you don't even know that you were killed. What did you say when you were possessed?!"

Wu Nian turned cold, and was about to ask, when suddenly the door knocked twice and was pushed open, only to see Xue Congyi and Shen Xinzhai standing at the door, staring at Xi Buwen lying on the ground and squatting next to him wearing Xi Buwen with stunned faces. No thought of not asking about clothes.

"Hi... Excuse me." Xue Congyi was about to close the door.

Xi Buwen jumped up and guarded the door: "It's all right, come in and talk."

Only then did Xue Xun and Shen Xinzhai come in, and Shen Xinzhai said with a broken smile: "Nephew, as a buddhist cultivator, you must always consider the feelings of the emperor."

"Thank you, Uncle Shen, for your concern." Xi Buwen bowed and bowed, and replied awkwardly and politely, "It's not like I'm interested in all Buddhist cultivators. But I'm going to find some prey on the same road, don't bother Mr. Xiyi .”

Shen Xinzhai knew Xi Buwen's reputation as a naughty boy, and his father Chao Fengjun couldn't control him, so why should he worry about it, so he didn't say any more.He took the teacup poured by Xi Buwen, and said in a low voice: "My nephew just asked why we are here. To tell you the truth, the Xue family was stolen."

Xi Buwen was not surprised when he heard this, and said nonchalantly: "The Xue family has countless treasures, if you throw away some small things, I'm afraid the servants below are greedy for money and exchanged them for money, why bother Uncle Shen?"

"It's not that something was lost in the inner courtyard of the outer house." Xue Congyi replied, "It's Tianyi Pavilion."

Xi Buwen withdrew his smile: "Tianyi Pavilion?" This Tianyi Pavilion is an important place for the Xue family to collect treasures. Because the Xue family has many magic weapons and is good at tricks, they built a special room full of traps. For many years, many people coveted treasures and broke into the Treasure Pavilion of the enchantment, and they all went in vertically and came out horizontally.And the treasures in Tianyi Pavilion are not extraordinary artifacts, they are all hard-won ancient treasures.The theft of a pavilion on this day is really worth mobilizing.

"What was lost? Is it very important?" Xi Buwen asked.

"It's strange and it's strange here, it's She Shijing who lost it." Xue Congyi replied.

Wu Nian didn't quite know what this magic weapon was for, but seeing Xi Buwen's face change slightly, but the emotion was fleeting, and soon returned to normal color and said with a dumbfounded smile: "Oh? She Shijing? This magic weapon Although it is an ancient artifact, it is of no great use!"

"Exactly. I didn't expect my nephew to know the usefulness of the mirror of the world." Shen Xinzhai's eyes flashed with surprise, "The mirror of the world is not ruinous except that it can reflect the past life of the viewer. Therefore, why someone would break into Tianyi Pavilion and steal this treasure is a lot of thinking."

Xi Buwen laughed when he heard the words, waved his hands and explained: "I loved reading "Bao Jian" when I was a child, and I learned some magic weapons after being stubborn for many years. But today, there are many organs in the pavilion, and the treasure thief didn't leave anything behind. trace?"

"All the organs were triggered, but there was not a drop of blood or a piece of cloth left. This person probably retreated completely." Xue Congyi replied from the side.

Xi Buwen tapped his fingers on the table, looked at Shen and Xue with squinted eyes and smiled, with a harmless appearance: "Then if you are not a master, you are a thief?"

Shen Xinzhai caressed his knees and laughed: "Look at my virtuous nephew! I have long heard that the second son of Mr. Chao Feng is a rare talent in a century. When I saw him today, he is indeed very wise." Wu Nian agreed with this very much, don't look Xi Buwen looks foolish on the outside, but if you get to know him deeply, you will find that his mind is indeed not simple.

Xue Congyi was jealous when he heard his uncle praise others, so he curled his lips and turned his face away.Shen Xinzhai said again: "But I heard that She Shijing appeared in Qinting Village near Yecheng recently, so Congyi and I brought a few Xue family disciples all the way to look for it. It happened that there was a ghost in the forest. I met you just now. Since this thing can fall here, I am afraid that this thief is a master outsider, not an inside thief."

"Qinting Village? How was it discovered?" Xi Buwen was curious.

"I just heard that there was a man in the village who went crazy after looking in a mirror. He told everyone that he was a fairy boy who took care of the fairy king's medicine stove in his last life, and he could recite a few fairy prescriptions. The medicine primers on the prescriptions were all Monsters, but how can ordinary people understand them, they just think he is insane." Xue Congyi continued.

"In this way, that mirror is indeed a bit like the She Shi Mirror." Xi Buwen pondered for a while and then cupped his hands and asked, "Since Uncle Shen told me this, he must be useful to me."

Shen Xinzhai laughed dumbly: "Good boy! Nothing else, but since you and this Master Wu Nian have been here for several days, do you know if there are other clues?"

"Master Wu Nian and I only met this ghost girl." Xi Buwen raised his head and glanced at Xue Congyi with a half smile, "I really haven't heard about She Shijing." Xi Buwen saw the gun in Shen Xinzhai's hand The teacup was empty, so he quickly took it, refilled it, and served it to him. Just as he was about to leave his hand, he suddenly scoffed, "Ouch", and accidentally spilled the boiling hot tea soup on Shen Xinzhai's arm, his fair skin immediately turned red. One piece, and the sleeves on the chest were also wet.

There was a sudden movement, causing Wu Nian, who had already changed into his clothes and was meditating on the other side, to raise his eyes. After a closer look, he felt that the "Ouch" was exactly the same as Xi Buwen's acting skills when he was injured on the ground, so he smiled. He watched Xi Buwen continue acting with a non-smiling smile.

Xi didn't ask, but he was willing to let it go, he knelt down on the ground, and said with a sad face: "Mr. Xiyi, it's all my fault, even if I hit me more than a dozen boards, this clothes can't be worn anymore, I will replace it for you Change..." He was about to reach out to touch the Qiankun sleeve, but Xue Congyi grabbed him from behind and supported him by the shoulder, and said in a cold voice: "Of course my nephew will do my uncle's change of clothes, not the second young master of the Xi family."

Speaking of that, Xue Congyi pushed him behind Shen Xinzhai so that he would have no chance to do anything, then leaned over to help Shen Xinzhai wipe off the water stains on his body.Xi Buwen failed to make fun of him, turned his head secretly and winked at Wu Nian, Wu Nian looked funny, his face was still as tense as a frozen lake, with an expression of embarrassment that you have nothing to do with me.Xi Buwen Nunuzui expressed helplessness, just turned around, a bright light flashed in front of his eyes suddenly, Xue Congyi suddenly opened his mouth wide, pointed at Xi Buwen and shouted: "Come here! You... so it's you..." Before he finished speaking, his knees softened and he fell to the ground with a plop, motionless!

Xi Buwen was shocked, and hurried forward to turn Xue Congyi over, only to see that his mouth was still open, his eyes were wide open, and his pupils shrank suddenly, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying or surprised, his face was dark. Blue, purple lips, blood stains on the corners of the mouth, but no obvious trauma on the body.Xi Buwen used his hands to feel his pulse and breath again, but he was already dead.

Suddenly, chaotic footsteps sounded outside the door, and the sound stopped when they came straight to the door. There were two knocks on the door, and four disciples of the Xue family who were dressed in red gold cloud patterns pushed open the door, and saw Shen Xinzhai bowing first. Said: "Mr. Xiyi. I just heard Junior Brother Xue shouting. I don't know why..." Before the words fell, the leader had already seen Xue Congyi's body on the ground. Out of the sword, his eyes were red and he roared: "Which one harmed Congyi?!"

Shen Xinzhai's face was pale, and just now he came back to his senses, moved his lips and said: "I don't ask... If you want to rob the ghost mother, you should fight with real swords and guns. Is it also the teaching of the Xi family to kill fellow Taoists with hidden weapons?! "

Xi Buwen opened his eyes in disbelief: "Mr. Xiyi, what do you mean?" Wu Nian also stared at Shen Xinzhai and frowned, but the disciples of the Xue family heard it clearly, and immediately couldn't help but say The sword array was set up, and the room suddenly burst into light!

Xi Buwen flew to avoid a burst of sword energy, and the porcelain on the table was instantly shattered.Xi Buwen didn't want to draw his sword to fight this battle, and he didn't want to go back to Xue's house to discuss this pointless lawsuit, so he just hid and shouted in a hurry: "I didn't kill the man!"

How could the Xue family be willing to listen? Immediately they recited the mantra, and a sword light instantly turned into thousands of sword rains and hit Xi Buwen head-on and face-to-face!Seeing that Xi Buwen was still standing still, Wu Nian flew forward and drew a barrier with the Buddhist pestle to block the rain of swords, turned back to Xi Buwen and said: "This is not the time to argue, it's better to go first."

After hearing this, Xi Buwen regained his composure, threw the sword out of the window, dragged Wu Nian to jump up, and ran for his life all the way. He vaguely saw Shen Xinzhai driving the wheelchair to the window, reaching out his hand to hold him, with a face on his face. The expression on his face seemed to be regrettable and playful, in short it was extremely weird.But he didn't have the time to think about it, he only wanted to get rid of the group of Xue family masters behind him at a faster speed.

Fortunately, Xi Buwen Yujian was a master, the two ran until the dawn of the sky, seeing no one was chasing after them, they stopped to rest in a sparsely populated forest.Xi Buwen was injured before, and spent all his spiritual power to fend off the sword. His mind went blank and he was panting heavily. It took him a while to realize that Wu Nian was still standing beside him. He suddenly smiled wryly and said: " I'm really confused, you didn't kill anyone, why should I take you away..."

Wu Nian lowered her eyes to look at Xi Buwen, who was leaning over and panting, and said flatly, "You didn't kill anyone."

Xi Buwen was stunned for a moment, straightened up and looked into Wu Nian's eyes: "Do you believe that I didn't kill people?"

"You didn't do anything, I saw it with my own eyes."

Xi Buwen grinned when he heard this.The broken hair on his forehead fell loose and stuck to his sweaty forehead, covering his sight. He raised his hand and brushed it away, revealing a pair of bright eyes: "Monk, monk, you are pretending to meditate with your eyes closed, and you seem to be an ascetic Yes, they have been peeping at me!"

"..."

"Fake monk!" Xi Buwen clapped his hands and laughed, "It really is a fake monk!"