Opening up the entertainment industry

"Are you going to tell me or not!" Staring at Xiang Zhan condescendingly, Xia Zheng seemed to have turned into a fire-breathing dragon, ready to set a fire at any time to burn him to nothing.

"Uh, baby, baby, don't get excited, just listen to me slowly." The first brother wiped the cold sweat from his brow, and stretched out his hand half-flatteringly and half-pretentiously to hug Xia Zheng's waist. Zheng took the picture back.This was not polite at all, Xiang Zhan's hand turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it was still a little swollen.

"Let me tell you the truth, don't be angry, it's not good for your health." Xiang Zhan hugged his paws and huddled miserably in a corner of the sofa, as if playing a game behind his back, but accidentally pressed two zeros when recharging the game prodigal husband.

"Say!" Xia Zheng sat down on the sofa boldly, and squinted at Brother Yi. Fortunately, they were in a hotel room. If they were in his own home, he might have brought out the kitchen knife by now.

"Ahem, Oreo, it's really my bird." With just a few words, Xiang Zhan spoke for 2 minutes. Feeling Xia Zheng's sharper gaze, the first brother shrank his neck hard, feeling sorry for him. Compassionately defending himself: "But I don't know how it got to you. I really didn't instigate this."

Xia Zheng raised his eyebrows, as if he was judging whether Xiang Zhan's words were credible.

"I met Oreo when I was in college and went on an adventure in the African rainforest." Thinking of the first time we met Oreo, Xiang Zhan's spine straightened a little, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hang a warm smile smile.

Foreign students like Xiang Dashao, who are from a wealthy family and have good academic performance, will arrange a wealth of extracurricular activities for themselves every holiday. Tourism that can increase knowledge and strengthen survival skills must be an indispensable part. Xiang Zhan’s footprints in those years Not to mention that it is almost the same all over the world, the original and mysterious beauty of the African tropical rainforest is what he is most keen to explore.

That year, Wen Feng finally ushered in his first college summer vacation. Before he could arrange a project, Xiang Zhan took him on a plane to the African jungle.Together with Chu Fei, three young people in their twenties, it is naturally impossible to challenge the dangerous areas that are inaccessible. They deliberately deviated from the normal route for a certain distance, bypassing crowded areas, and enjoying the rare tranquility in the jungle.

Xiang Zhan has loved to eat since he was a child. His expeditions are equipped with various field survival equipment and emergency medicines, but he filled two bags full of snacks. Except for the camping tent, he carried everything else to his two good brothers. He hated the two of them so much that he wanted to dig a hole on the spot and kill him on the spot.

After a whole day of trekking, the three of them opened up a small rest area deep in the jungle. Wen Feng and Chu Fei were busy setting up tents, lighting fires and spreading medicine to repel mosquitoes, while Xiang Zhan sat leisurely under the big tree with his luggage The bag is delicious.When others go out, they just bring some space-saving fast food. Xiang Zhan refuses to wrong himself, so he turned a jungle adventure into a picnic in the countryside. Canned sausages can only be regarded as small snacks for grinding teeth. Five exquisite and compact insulated lunch boxes, which contain the dishes he made before departure.

"When I set up the dinner, I saw that they hadn't set up the tent yet, so I planned to take a few photos around the surroundings first, and then eat together after everyone was busy. I didn't expect that when I came back from a circle, the lids of the lunch boxes It was all lifted, and a colorful guy was jumping up and down, eating two bites here and two bites there." Xiang Zhan was a little bit dumbfounded, and he still didn't understand until now that he was only one finger long at that time. How did the parrot lift the lid of the lunch box?

The creatures in the jungle are very vigilant, but this little parrot is addicted to delicious food or is naturally unresponsive. Xiang Zhan even lurked behind it and unconsciously buried his little head in the lunch box to eat .So the foodie parrot was successfully arrested, and was almost pinched by Xiang Zhan's big hands.

The little parrot was so frightened that its feathers exploded and it screamed, but its strength was nothing in front of Xiang Zhan. Just when Xiang Zhan was going to show off his prey to his friends, the little parrot screamed fiercely with its sharp beak. He pecked Xiang Zhan's hand hard, bleeding out of those well-maintained hands on the spot.Xiang Zhan was unprepared, and let the little guy run away with a trembling hand.

I thought that the little parrot would stay away from dangerous humans like them after this incident, but I didn't expect that every time they opened a meal, the little parrot would show up around and snatch some delicious food when they were not prepared.

"You like to eat so much, why don't you come with me, and you can eat whatever you want in the future." With just this sentence, Xiang Zhan successfully kidnapped a wild parrot. The little parrot has no dignity as a wild animal. Followed three strangers on Xiang's private plane, and then took a lot of effort to get the little parrot back to the country, and gave it a mouth-watering name-Oreo.

In fact, the first brother liked to eat sandwich biscuits very much.

"Now Chu Fei and Wen Feng still discuss it frequently. At that time, Oreo couldn't understand any human language at all, and he didn't know how it understood what I said, so he came back with me." Xiang Zhan rubbed his chin. He also felt that this matter was miraculous. If he had to give an explanation, there was probably only the eternal truth——birds eat and die.

"Wait, you said these things happened when you were in college?" After hearing the story of Oreo, Xia Zheng swallowed exaggeratedly. He remembered that Xiang Zhan had already completed his studies abroad when he entered the entertainment industry , that is to say, this past event was ten years ago, so... How old is Oreo this year? !

"According to it, it was born in the early spring of the year when I met me, but it can't tell the exact date. It's a wild bird, and it doesn't have the concept of a calendar." Xiang Zhan shrugged nonchalantly, but Xia Zheng was so shocked that his jaw fell to the ground. He always thought that Oreo would survive a year or two, but now it seems that the little guy is at least ten years old.Ten years old, is he considered an old man among birds?

Xia Zheng's heart fell from anger to the bottom of sadness in an instant. No matter whether Oreo came to him under Xiang Zhan's instigation, it didn't affect his feelings for the little guy. When he thought that Oreo was actually an old man , His braids could be raised at any time, his heart was so congested, his nose was sore, as if he was about to cry.

"I said," rubbing his nose, Xiang Zhan bravely approached his wife, first stretched his claws to eat two mouthfuls of tender tofu, and then brought the topic back before Xia Zheng lost his temper, "Actually, you don't have to worry about it. As soon as I returned to China, I found a biological expert to evaluate it. The expert said that a parrot like Oreo can live to be 80 or [-] years old. You might as well worry about us."

Xia Zheng: ...

Well, his bitter tears should be fed to the dogs.

Quickly clearing up his emotions, Xia Zheng glared at Brother Yi with a straight face again: He asked how Oreo got to him, not which country Oreo smuggled from!

"Uh..." Xiang Zhan blinked innocently, he thought this article was over, why is his daughter-in-law's memory so good!

"Over the years, when I was studying the script at home, Oreo was watching it. After a long time, it developed a strong interest in acting, and would give me a line if there was nothing to do. Last year, "The Monster" " started filming, and there happened to be a bird character in it that was very suitable for it, so I wanted to take it to the crew to try out the scene, but that night I just took it out, and it disappeared when I turned around. In the past, it often slipped out to play , After all, I was used to being wild in the jungle when I was a child, and I would get sick when I was always locked at home. As long as I have played enough and remember to come back, I don’t bother with it. I didn’t expect that when I saw it again, it would be with you, and what a coincidence Unfortunately, he was spotted by the crew of "The Demon" and played the role that he was originally intended to play."

"So, Director Wen Xi already knew Oreo was your bird?" Xia Zheng glanced at Xiang Zhan thoughtfully, no wonder the first brother agreed to hire Oreo at a sky-high price without hesitation. People said that the fat water does not flow to outsiders' fields, so they kept him as a client in the dark, thinking that there was a pie in the sky.

"No, Wen Xi has never met Oreo. Strictly speaking, Wen Xi and I have little contact except for work. After all, he is much older than me, and we can't play with him, so I went out with Wen Feng. When fooling around, I never bring a smell..." Sensing Xia Zheng's cannibalistic eyes, Xiang Zhan's back froze—he must have lost his mind, how could he use the look of "fooling around" in front of his wife? It's such a vulgar word!God testifies, the fooling around he was talking about was a few good friends going to a bar to have a drink, go to a karaoke hall to sing a song, it couldn't be more pure.

But the reality is cruel. At this time, everything he explained would become a cover-up, and eventually it would become a story in the eyes of the other party.As a film king who can bend and stretch, Xiang Zhan has always been a hero who doesn't suffer from immediate losses. Why should he face himself in front of his own wife, so the first brother got up quite politely, and then knelt down in front of Xia Zheng with a "plop", crying like a ghost: "Oh, daughter-in-law , I was wrong, I was really wrong, just give me another chance! If you don’t forgive me, I’m going to practice the Sunflower Book now!”

Xia Zheng: ...

Silently retracting his supporting hand, Xia Zheng stared at the sky speechlessly. In fact, he really wanted to witness how the Sunflower Book was practiced.Anyway, both of them are men, and one can lead a happy life by becoming Dongfang Invincible.

……

After tossing until nine o'clock in the evening, Xiang Zhan finally smoothed his daughter-in-law's hair. The two of them were leaning on the sofa desperately. connected.

"I'm so tired!" Covering his flat stomach with one hand, Xia Zheng gasped indistinctly. He stayed up late last night to shoot the last few shots, and made another announcement in the morning, and then he didn't even have time to catch his breath. Just flew here, counting, he has not rested for more than forty hours.

"Keep going, I'll take you to the restaurant for dinner." Looking at the time, Xiang Zhan raised his mouth slightly, "Go to the restaurant at this time, maybe you can meet some noble people."

The author has something to say: Oreo: On foodies, why is it swollen to dominate the entertainment industry o(≧v≦)o~