how to train your humans

After getting out of the carriage, there is a forest clearing in front of you. There is a patchwork of small wooden houses in the open space. They are built randomly in twos and threes. Some are next to the trees. The overall look seems to be integrated with the trees. The grass is lush and lush. It is full of small flowers of various colors, and there are two small squirrels squatting on some roofs.

"This is the temporary residence before the magic court's freshman test. According to the rules, I can no longer accompany you in. The freshman test is not allowed to bring communication equipment to prevent cheating, so we will not be able to contact you for three days, but don't worry, I will I believe that you will be able to pass the test and enter the school smoothly. The questions are very simple, and I will find you at your entrance ceremony." Shutla instructed, "Don't worry if someone picks things up, sometimes everyone in the academy doesn't care too much. Great malice, just youthful vigor."

"I understand, if someone makes trouble, I will solve it like I did just now." Qi Yang nodded, he has a serious face all the year round, and this time he is so serious when it comes to fighting, which makes Shutla instead Can't help laughing.

"Okay, then come on, my little magician!" Sutra left the luggage to Qiyang, waved his hand, boarded a mechanical carriage, poked his head out of the window and smiled, Qiyang also Curving the corners of his mouth, he returned a faint smile.

This wooden house in the woods is very unique. Although in Qiyang's original world, most ordinary people's houses were also made of wood, but these are far from each other. Even if they are all made of wood, the difference can still be seen at a glance.These houses are built in a patchwork manner, without paying attention to symmetry at all, let alone whether the appearance is uniform or not. Some even squeezed in between two trees casually. The branches directly cover the decoration of the roof, and the flowers climb all over the wall.

The air is moist with the scent of plants.

A lot of young people who look like candidates are coming and going, choosing a place to live, and packing their luggage. A hammock was hung on the nearest tree. There is a curly-haired female magician on it, with a book covering her face. She should be sleeping. The big hairy black cat suddenly poked its head out from the tree canopy, just in time to meet Qi Yang's eyes.

"Dahei?" It seems to be the big black wild cat downstairs in Sutra's house, "It's really you, why did you come here?"

The big black cat meowed and wagged its tail, obviously looking smug.

Qiyang has a good impression of this black cat, he has always been fond of small furry animals, not to mention that this is the cat he has been feeding, so he squatted down as before, and stretched out his hand to the big black, and sure enough Seeing this movement, the black cat meowed, as if it was about to come to Qiyang, but it was a pity that it was on a tree now, and judging from its jumping trajectory, the landing point was exactly at——

"Ah—" There was a slightly muffled scream.

Dahei rushed to Qiyang's shoulder in two steps, tilted his head and looked innocently at the screaming magician lady, not to mention a flowery beauty, but a muscular man, sleeping soundly When I was hit by a fat adult cat directly on the face, and with a gravitational acceleration of more than ten meters, it would be unscientific not to scream.

"Who sneaked up on me! How dare you sneak up on my tutor in the Royal Academy!" The female magician is very young, with a good figure, and a very temperamental face, but unfortunately there are cat paw prints on her cheeks, and her forehead is red from being smashed. It sounds very funny.

Qi Yang barely recognized the name embroidered on her chest: Anya Telles.

"Freshman?" The mentor, Anya, squinted her eyes at Qi Yang, and her eyes shifted to the big black cat, and an invisible aura began to pervade the surrounding area.

Qi Yang suddenly realized that he seemed to be tricked by this stupid cat.

That night, the gathering place for freshmen was almost full of freshmen applying for the exam. The oldest one was no more than 20 years old, and the youngest one was said to be from the magical family of the Haines family. She was only a 14-year-old girl, but her chin was raised high. , Look at people with their nostrils, and just finished showing the little family-inspired magic to the examinees, like a proud flower peacock, Qi Yang is very worried that she will raise her head too high and break her own neck.

"Are you the idiot who offended Mentor Anya right after you came here?"

Most magicians have a weird and arrogant personality, which is an occupational disease since ancient times, and this little girl from the Haines family is obviously terminally ill.

"Hello." Qi Yang smiled mildly, "I'm Qi Yang."

"Qi-ah... ah... what a stupid name!" The little girl couldn't understand after reading for a long time, so she turned around and walked away angrily.

Why?Immortal Chief, your fighting power seems to have risen, and you won without fighting just by relying on your name...

"Hello!" Suddenly another girl came over, wearing a magic robe, with pale golden hair tied into two braids and a sky blue bow. Qi Yang recognized that she was the Vera who had quarreled during the day.

"Your name is...Qi, Yiya..." Vera cried, "It's so difficult to pronounce, even harder than the name of the Dragon Clan! Speaking of which, I saw you with that mechanical instructor during the day, do you know him?"

Qi Yang nodded, thought for a while and said, "He is my sponsor."

"That's right." Vera instantly understood, "I heard that Shutera, the master of mechanics, likes to subsidize poor students, but I didn't expect that even magicians have started to subsidize them now."

After persistent efforts, after half an hour, Vera temporarily called Qi Yang: "Qian, what department are you a magician?"

Qiyang thought about Xiutra's statement, so he said: "Water system."

"Oh, I guess you are too. Seeing that you are so gentle, you must have a kind magic element." Vera said with a smile, "Your cat is so cute!"

"Thank you." Qi Yang smiled. After Dahei was praised, he proudly ran to the opposite side of Qi Yang, posing as a drunken imperial concubine. If it was in his own world, Qi Yang would definitely suspect that the cat was It's not perfect.

"I major in wind magic, and I know a little bit about wood magic, and we will be good classmates from now on!" Vera suddenly raised her arms and shouted, "Come join my team and use the profound meaning of magic to save those ignorant people! Let knowledge and wisdom wake up those souls who are addicted to the Internet and electronic products all day long, and let the belief of freedom sweep the whole of Diana again! Love, justice, will surely lead us to sing forward! Let us raise our arms and shout: magic is coming It's justice!"

Qi Yang: "..."

This world is really colorful, and once again I feel the impact of different-dimensional culture, ah Immortal!

Because he offended the freshman's mentor, Qi Yang could only sleep under the tree with a blanket in his arms. Although Anya looked distraught, if she didn't keep staring at her face when she was scolding Qi Yang , would probably be more deterrent.

The freshmen walked into the wooden houses they were assigned one by one. The woodland was lit with magic flame lights, without any modern facilities at all, presenting a complete traditional style.

The only troublesome thing is——

"Mr. Anya, how can I get to the bathroom?"

"There is no bathroom." A mentor leaned against the fire, roasting a hare.

"Then... is there hot water?"

"Find a fire magician to burn it for you." Anya tore off a piece of rabbit meat, tasted it, and added some salt.

"But, we have to take a bath!"

Anya said impatiently: "Out of the camp, turn left for 300 meters, and the pond is free to use! If you drown, you can bury it and don't fish it."

So when we assembled the next day, many students were sneezing and running.

Anya looked around at the crowd and said sadly: "As a noble magician, look at your image, elegant, elegant? Before you go to the exam, wipe your nose clean, otherwise you will get zero points!"

Qi Yang mingled at the end of the team, and suddenly realized that he didn't know the content of the exam at all—but Shutla said it was easy, so it should be easy, after all, he has never lied to himself so far.

"The first day is the test of magic theory and basic spells." Anya put on a majestic face.

Vera suddenly raised her hand: "Teacher, I have a question! Isn't the highest mystery of elemental magic the perfect fusion of magic elements and magicians? When a real top magician casts a spell, he can move the elements with just his consciousness, Then there is no point in trying to memorize spells!"

Anya gave her a domineering look: "Even I can't cast spells silently, can you? Then you should apply for the head of the academy!"

Vera seemed to want to argue with her instructor about the theory of "magic is justice", but after thinking about her grades, she decided to shut up.

The place for the exam is the open space in the forest. The small wooden tables and chairs have been set up by the college staff. The exam on the first day is not difficult for most students, but Qi Yang obviously does not belong to this group.

——To be more precise, Qi Yang didn't know if he belonged to the ranks of the majority.

First of all, when he got the test paper and quill, Qi Yang was in a daze.Shutla had taught him simple writing, but with that kind of automatic pen, this strange thing with a feathered butt, could it really write?

Qi Yang's face was heavy, and he was moving his brush like flying from left to right, frantically squeezing his brain, only Qi Yang was staring at the pen in a daze.After a long while, as if he had made some kind of major determination, Qi Yang took the pen with his index and middle fingers.

Opening the paper... um... Qi Yang's face became more serious.

Because in the eyes of Qi Yang, those densely packed lines of words probably have this effect:

"e%^#magic$%^&#water$%^&*curse(*^%$#&>book<:lmn$ed*)people_ok^y..."

Qi Yang turned to the back silently. After 3 minutes, his mind was full of garbled characters, and he almost couldn’t even write the original Chinese characters. Those distorted Diana characters in front of him slipped by in a line, and it was a match. The spell is still dizzy.

Both of them overlooked one point: Qi Yang... is illiterate!

——Suddenly felt unprecedented hardship.

Qi Yang stared at the paper, the characters were curved and twisted, and they were written horizontally from left to right. Qi Yang could see that his head was constantly shaking from side to side, as if he was shaking his head constantly.

The universe is so big, there are always things beyond our power.While others were gnashing their teeth to answer the question, a certain swordsman suddenly began to feel emotional about life.

At this time, on the "How to Train Your Human" website, the speaker Hanbing suddenly posted a post:

【what to do!I sent my human to take the magic academy exam, but I suddenly remembered that he can't read, please find a solution, urgent, wait online! 】

All the dragons spit out the rice in their mouths almost instantly.