how to train your humans
Chapter 30 Insufficient EQ is also a disease
When Qiyang went to find Amir the next day, the great magician was still sitting in his mage tower, but what he was holding had turned into a script book.
"Mentor? Are you going to perform?"
Amir put down his script book and replied with a smile: "Yes, I promised the students last time that as long as they all pass the test, I will grant them a wish. As a result, these little devils asked me to go to the Sage Day celebration Perform at events."
"I'm looking forward to it!" Qi Yang said sincerely, not only looking forward to Amir's performance, but also hoping that no matter what kind of predicament he falls into, he can get out of it as soon as possible.
"Ah..." Amir sighed pretentiously, shrugging his shoulders, "These brats, probably because I am too strict with them, dare to let me act as a dead person."
After speaking, Qiyang and Amir laughed together.
"Teacher, I came to you today to ask you for a favor."
"Oh? Tell me." Amir asked with concern.
Qi Yang frowned, sighed, thought for a long time and said, "I think I'm sick."
When Amir heard this, he immediately raised his hand and threw a life detection magic, and then touched Qi Yang's forehead, "There is nothing wrong, is there something wrong with your spiritual power again? What is wrong with you? started?"
Qi Yang shook his head: "It's not spiritual power. In the past two days, my heartbeat has often accelerated uncontrollably, my breathing is disordered, and sometimes I feel dizzy."
"This... have you been checked in the hospital? When will it happen? Is it serious?" Amir asked the details very worriedly.
"..." Qi Yang frowned and said seriously, "Uh... when I saw Shutla."
Amir opened his mouth, and burst out laughing after a long time. He pressed Qiyang's shoulder, bent down in laughter, and his eyebrows and eyes were bent into crescent moons.
Qi Yang was a little confused, but it was rare for Amir to be so happy. He also grinned, and then added: "Yesterday he asked me to apologize to him, and then I got sick."
Amir wiped away the tears from his laughter, and asked in a trembling voice, "Why did you apologize to him?"
Qi Yang wiped his lips subconsciously, and Amir immediately understood when he saw it, and he smiled more happily this time. He smiled and said, "Why, did you suddenly 'sick'?"
"Well... I think there was..." Qi Yang thought about the word for a while, and said firmly, "The incubation period! For a while, I felt weird when I saw him."
Amir laughed so hard that he couldn't speak.
"Teacher, am I seriously ill?" Seeing Amir smiling like this, Qi Yang felt that he should be fine, so he was relieved.
Amir pinched Qiyang's shoulder, laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath, he calmed down after a long time, shook his head and said: "No, you are very sick. You have a big problem with your emotional intelligence... Tera is in a hurry, how should I treat you!"
"Emotional intelligence?" Qi Yang couldn't understand, what is this?Emotional intelligence problem?Is it more serious than the turmoil in the dantian consciousness sea, and more terrible than the meridians?
Think about it, a guy who has been retreating, cultivating, and practicing martial arts and swords in the mountains all year round, the only person who can talk to him is his master—a guy who can retreat and practice better than himself, the closest thing is his sword, May not say a word for 100 years... What kind of emotional intelligence does this kind of person have?
"It's hard for me to tell you anything about this. After a little more time, I think you should be able to understand it yourself." Amir said with a smile.
Although Qiyang was a little confused, but from Amir's attitude, he could see that he was definitely not in danger, so he was relieved, the soldiers came to cover up the water, what's the hurry!So the two of them enjoyed a rare afternoon tea and ate the pastry made by Amir himself. Although the shape is not as good as the one sold in the cake, the taste is very good, and it also has a magical effect of uplifting the spirit.
And Qiyang also got the key to Amir's private library, and Amir allowed him to read the books inside at will, as well as many rare private notes.The great magister himself had to go to class, so Ai Aitili led Qiyang to that very classical building.Amir's library is very large, it can almost be regarded as a private library, maybe it is a magician's personal hobby, the whole building is still the same as the wizard's tower, without any modern technological products at all, the wooden bookshelves are tall and neat, directly reaching the ceiling , layer after layer cannot be counted, and it is not just books about magic, but all kinds of books. Qi Yang also dug out a book from the shelf...
""One Hundred Skills in Bed"?" Qi Yang read out the name.
"Yibo yibo~ shy! Qiyang shy!" Ai Aitili suddenly yelled, and then tried to cover his eyes with his little hands, "My brother said that Ai Aitili is too young to watch such Something babble!"
Qi Yang looked at Xiao Lin Jing suspiciously, bed skills?How to sleep to relax better?Or a sleeping position that won't cause a stiff neck?He flipped through it curiously, but was surprised to find: Erotic pictures!This is actually a mortal's intercourse technique!
Instructor Amir... is really knowledgeable and talented, how come there are such books!
Amidst Aitili's screams, Qiyang stuffed the book back with a straight face, and it took a lot of effort to get those strange and twisted postures out of his mind.
Then Qiyang turned to the book he wanted to read: "Dragon Taming Collection" - this is still a manuscript, the paper does not seem to be old, it should be a new work, and it belongs to a private manuscript, Amir said that apart from his own collection of books , Occasionally, friends or students put books here, thinking that this might be a note left by some dragon knight.
Author's name: Elise East - seems to be the last name of the Dragon King's royal family.
Judging from the name, it should be a woman. She wrote at the beginning of the book: "The nature of dragons is arrogance, arrogance, and greed. A knight who is just getting along with dragons will be very troubled, because your dragons will even eat the vinegar in your sword."
Hmm... It's kind of bad, Qi Yang comforted the protesting sword in the sea of consciousness, and continued to look down.
"Among the dragon clan, the blue dragon clan has the mildest personality, but my main premise is to compare it with humans. If you compare it with humans, then the blue dragon is a patient with irascibility. This kind of dragon is noble and elegant, but it is very narrow-minded. The little Aojiao who loves to eat and drink jealousy the most, but think about it, this is a Aojiao who is bigger than the house, does it feel like a headache?"
"The younger the blue dragon, the better at jealousy and suspicion. Although the older ones seem no longer arrogant, it depends on how much they care about their own humans. The older blue dragons are usually more stable and gentle, but They are more prone to extremes at critical moments, and they will even kill their own humans because they suspect that their humans have 'derailed' (please forgive me for this strange wording)."
Qi Yang turned a page, and he automatically made up a big blue cat in his mind.
"The blue dragon's thinking is the most complicated, so this dragon clan often produces wise men, but it's a pity... once they are obsessed with a certain human being, their brains will be short-circuited and full of strange ideas, so as human knights, we need to care and love them. Your own blue dragon, always understand their thoughts, and don’t let them get into a dead end—of course, few humans choose blue dragons, and most blue dragons are arrogant and unwilling to make a pact with humans. Blue dragon knights are the number one among dragon knights. Least branched."
Such a description, it seems very cute.
Qi Yang thought, but Kesang seems to be a red scale, so he should study the red dragon, so he flipped to the page of the red dragon.Here's what the author wrote:
"Stupid, stupid, silly, cute. Four words are enough to describe the Red Dragon Clan. This dragon clan is a bunch of funny bastards, irritable and quite impulsive. Their natural talent of fire attribute makes them often burn down human houses. And The most helpless thing is... they usually think that they are noble, great, and wise, but in fact... I can't bear to write it down."
Kesang... seems to be just a little awkward.Qi Yang thought silently, although... Well, I have to admit that I am a little silly sometimes.
"The red dragons always have only one way to solve problems: fight. They will use force to solve everything in the end. Compared with the blue dragons, they are two extremes. The paranoia of blue dragons towards their own humans is terrible, while red dragons...they They only worship power, to be exact, *power, and when they see a stronger one, they often 'empathize'."
Qi Yang thinks that he should study this book carefully. It contains a lot of knowledge about dragons, such as how to clean the scales of dragons, how to trim the nails of dragons, how to feed and how to arrange nests... From the book, this woman The knight's dragon family is probably the silver dragon-the most narcissistic branch of the whole dragon family.
The book says that dragons like shiny decorations without exception. As for the appearance of humans, they like beautiful and clean ones. The author introduces a kind of plant essential oil, and recommends that humans who are new to dragons use it on their hair. It is said that this thing The effect is... exactly like catnip.
This thing is not very easy to get, but unexpectedly, after hearing that Qi Yang intends to contact a dragon, Vera generously presented him with two bottles of essential oil and taught him how to use it.
"You want to be a dragon knight too?"
Vera said shyly, "Yes... I have studied it..."
That night, Qi Yang took care of himself and wore what he thought was the most exquisite clothes—the cyan robe from the realm of comprehension, and applied essential oils on his hair according to the instructions. It just smells like grass.
But the effect is obvious - Kesang is waiting in the stands, Qiyang is still far away, his whole dragon starts to get excited, Kesang suddenly turns into a dragon shape, jumps down from the stands, and throws himself at Qiyang's side After sniffing it carefully, with an intoxicated expression on his face, he circled Qiyang between his front paws.
Judging from the knowledge in the diary, Kesang is still very young—his wings have not yet grown scales and barbs, nor have two rows of spines spread out on his back, the tips of his claws are still somewhat transparent, and his scales are not thick enough. It is also relatively small in size, only two laps larger than an elephant.
"Qiyang, come and sign the contract!" Kesang's golden eyes were bright.
"...Have you thought it through?" Qi Yang hesitated for a moment. According to the book, this kind of contract between a dragon and a knight is a life-and-death contract. If they die abnormally, the other party will also suffer serious injuries.
If this kind of contract is to be terminated, both parties need to go to the Holy Land of the Dragon Domain together, and go through a very complicated ceremony in the depths of the cemetery of all the ancestors of the Dragon Race-in short, it is easy to form but difficult to dissolve.
"Think clearly! Don't think I'm young, but I'm not just playing tricks." Kesang said, wagging his tail, "Human! As a dragon, I agree. You have no reason to question it!"
...Sure enough, it's a bit of a two.
Qi Yang smiled and nodded, "Okay, then how do you say to sign a contract?"
The entire stadium was deserted, and the clouds in the sky cleared to reveal a red moon. In the center of the field, a dragon with red scales stood opposite the human-shaped sword cultivator. The light of the red moon made the dragon's scales even more dazzling.
"Pierce the palm of your hand and stick it on my forehead. It's none of your business to read the spell or anything else. I'm here to read it." Kesang said, raised his paw, and scratched Qiyang's palm, blood The beads popped out, and Qi Yang put his hand on Kesang's dragon head.
Kesang closed his eyes and began to read some ancient words and sentences. Qi Yang couldn't understand at all, but as the incantation happened, he could vaguely feel that the heartbeats of the two lives were slowly catering to each other, and the flame element formed a bond. Surrounded by two beings who are entering into a contract, the ancient magic pattern symbolizing the contract is centered on the two creatures, blooming layer by layer.
"Mentor? Are you going to perform?"
Amir put down his script book and replied with a smile: "Yes, I promised the students last time that as long as they all pass the test, I will grant them a wish. As a result, these little devils asked me to go to the Sage Day celebration Perform at events."
"I'm looking forward to it!" Qi Yang said sincerely, not only looking forward to Amir's performance, but also hoping that no matter what kind of predicament he falls into, he can get out of it as soon as possible.
"Ah..." Amir sighed pretentiously, shrugging his shoulders, "These brats, probably because I am too strict with them, dare to let me act as a dead person."
After speaking, Qiyang and Amir laughed together.
"Teacher, I came to you today to ask you for a favor."
"Oh? Tell me." Amir asked with concern.
Qi Yang frowned, sighed, thought for a long time and said, "I think I'm sick."
When Amir heard this, he immediately raised his hand and threw a life detection magic, and then touched Qi Yang's forehead, "There is nothing wrong, is there something wrong with your spiritual power again? What is wrong with you? started?"
Qi Yang shook his head: "It's not spiritual power. In the past two days, my heartbeat has often accelerated uncontrollably, my breathing is disordered, and sometimes I feel dizzy."
"This... have you been checked in the hospital? When will it happen? Is it serious?" Amir asked the details very worriedly.
"..." Qi Yang frowned and said seriously, "Uh... when I saw Shutla."
Amir opened his mouth, and burst out laughing after a long time. He pressed Qiyang's shoulder, bent down in laughter, and his eyebrows and eyes were bent into crescent moons.
Qi Yang was a little confused, but it was rare for Amir to be so happy. He also grinned, and then added: "Yesterday he asked me to apologize to him, and then I got sick."
Amir wiped away the tears from his laughter, and asked in a trembling voice, "Why did you apologize to him?"
Qi Yang wiped his lips subconsciously, and Amir immediately understood when he saw it, and he smiled more happily this time. He smiled and said, "Why, did you suddenly 'sick'?"
"Well... I think there was..." Qi Yang thought about the word for a while, and said firmly, "The incubation period! For a while, I felt weird when I saw him."
Amir laughed so hard that he couldn't speak.
"Teacher, am I seriously ill?" Seeing Amir smiling like this, Qi Yang felt that he should be fine, so he was relieved.
Amir pinched Qiyang's shoulder, laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath, he calmed down after a long time, shook his head and said: "No, you are very sick. You have a big problem with your emotional intelligence... Tera is in a hurry, how should I treat you!"
"Emotional intelligence?" Qi Yang couldn't understand, what is this?Emotional intelligence problem?Is it more serious than the turmoil in the dantian consciousness sea, and more terrible than the meridians?
Think about it, a guy who has been retreating, cultivating, and practicing martial arts and swords in the mountains all year round, the only person who can talk to him is his master—a guy who can retreat and practice better than himself, the closest thing is his sword, May not say a word for 100 years... What kind of emotional intelligence does this kind of person have?
"It's hard for me to tell you anything about this. After a little more time, I think you should be able to understand it yourself." Amir said with a smile.
Although Qiyang was a little confused, but from Amir's attitude, he could see that he was definitely not in danger, so he was relieved, the soldiers came to cover up the water, what's the hurry!So the two of them enjoyed a rare afternoon tea and ate the pastry made by Amir himself. Although the shape is not as good as the one sold in the cake, the taste is very good, and it also has a magical effect of uplifting the spirit.
And Qiyang also got the key to Amir's private library, and Amir allowed him to read the books inside at will, as well as many rare private notes.The great magister himself had to go to class, so Ai Aitili led Qiyang to that very classical building.Amir's library is very large, it can almost be regarded as a private library, maybe it is a magician's personal hobby, the whole building is still the same as the wizard's tower, without any modern technological products at all, the wooden bookshelves are tall and neat, directly reaching the ceiling , layer after layer cannot be counted, and it is not just books about magic, but all kinds of books. Qi Yang also dug out a book from the shelf...
""One Hundred Skills in Bed"?" Qi Yang read out the name.
"Yibo yibo~ shy! Qiyang shy!" Ai Aitili suddenly yelled, and then tried to cover his eyes with his little hands, "My brother said that Ai Aitili is too young to watch such Something babble!"
Qi Yang looked at Xiao Lin Jing suspiciously, bed skills?How to sleep to relax better?Or a sleeping position that won't cause a stiff neck?He flipped through it curiously, but was surprised to find: Erotic pictures!This is actually a mortal's intercourse technique!
Instructor Amir... is really knowledgeable and talented, how come there are such books!
Amidst Aitili's screams, Qiyang stuffed the book back with a straight face, and it took a lot of effort to get those strange and twisted postures out of his mind.
Then Qiyang turned to the book he wanted to read: "Dragon Taming Collection" - this is still a manuscript, the paper does not seem to be old, it should be a new work, and it belongs to a private manuscript, Amir said that apart from his own collection of books , Occasionally, friends or students put books here, thinking that this might be a note left by some dragon knight.
Author's name: Elise East - seems to be the last name of the Dragon King's royal family.
Judging from the name, it should be a woman. She wrote at the beginning of the book: "The nature of dragons is arrogance, arrogance, and greed. A knight who is just getting along with dragons will be very troubled, because your dragons will even eat the vinegar in your sword."
Hmm... It's kind of bad, Qi Yang comforted the protesting sword in the sea of consciousness, and continued to look down.
"Among the dragon clan, the blue dragon clan has the mildest personality, but my main premise is to compare it with humans. If you compare it with humans, then the blue dragon is a patient with irascibility. This kind of dragon is noble and elegant, but it is very narrow-minded. The little Aojiao who loves to eat and drink jealousy the most, but think about it, this is a Aojiao who is bigger than the house, does it feel like a headache?"
"The younger the blue dragon, the better at jealousy and suspicion. Although the older ones seem no longer arrogant, it depends on how much they care about their own humans. The older blue dragons are usually more stable and gentle, but They are more prone to extremes at critical moments, and they will even kill their own humans because they suspect that their humans have 'derailed' (please forgive me for this strange wording)."
Qi Yang turned a page, and he automatically made up a big blue cat in his mind.
"The blue dragon's thinking is the most complicated, so this dragon clan often produces wise men, but it's a pity... once they are obsessed with a certain human being, their brains will be short-circuited and full of strange ideas, so as human knights, we need to care and love them. Your own blue dragon, always understand their thoughts, and don’t let them get into a dead end—of course, few humans choose blue dragons, and most blue dragons are arrogant and unwilling to make a pact with humans. Blue dragon knights are the number one among dragon knights. Least branched."
Such a description, it seems very cute.
Qi Yang thought, but Kesang seems to be a red scale, so he should study the red dragon, so he flipped to the page of the red dragon.Here's what the author wrote:
"Stupid, stupid, silly, cute. Four words are enough to describe the Red Dragon Clan. This dragon clan is a bunch of funny bastards, irritable and quite impulsive. Their natural talent of fire attribute makes them often burn down human houses. And The most helpless thing is... they usually think that they are noble, great, and wise, but in fact... I can't bear to write it down."
Kesang... seems to be just a little awkward.Qi Yang thought silently, although... Well, I have to admit that I am a little silly sometimes.
"The red dragons always have only one way to solve problems: fight. They will use force to solve everything in the end. Compared with the blue dragons, they are two extremes. The paranoia of blue dragons towards their own humans is terrible, while red dragons...they They only worship power, to be exact, *power, and when they see a stronger one, they often 'empathize'."
Qi Yang thinks that he should study this book carefully. It contains a lot of knowledge about dragons, such as how to clean the scales of dragons, how to trim the nails of dragons, how to feed and how to arrange nests... From the book, this woman The knight's dragon family is probably the silver dragon-the most narcissistic branch of the whole dragon family.
The book says that dragons like shiny decorations without exception. As for the appearance of humans, they like beautiful and clean ones. The author introduces a kind of plant essential oil, and recommends that humans who are new to dragons use it on their hair. It is said that this thing The effect is... exactly like catnip.
This thing is not very easy to get, but unexpectedly, after hearing that Qi Yang intends to contact a dragon, Vera generously presented him with two bottles of essential oil and taught him how to use it.
"You want to be a dragon knight too?"
Vera said shyly, "Yes... I have studied it..."
That night, Qi Yang took care of himself and wore what he thought was the most exquisite clothes—the cyan robe from the realm of comprehension, and applied essential oils on his hair according to the instructions. It just smells like grass.
But the effect is obvious - Kesang is waiting in the stands, Qiyang is still far away, his whole dragon starts to get excited, Kesang suddenly turns into a dragon shape, jumps down from the stands, and throws himself at Qiyang's side After sniffing it carefully, with an intoxicated expression on his face, he circled Qiyang between his front paws.
Judging from the knowledge in the diary, Kesang is still very young—his wings have not yet grown scales and barbs, nor have two rows of spines spread out on his back, the tips of his claws are still somewhat transparent, and his scales are not thick enough. It is also relatively small in size, only two laps larger than an elephant.
"Qiyang, come and sign the contract!" Kesang's golden eyes were bright.
"...Have you thought it through?" Qi Yang hesitated for a moment. According to the book, this kind of contract between a dragon and a knight is a life-and-death contract. If they die abnormally, the other party will also suffer serious injuries.
If this kind of contract is to be terminated, both parties need to go to the Holy Land of the Dragon Domain together, and go through a very complicated ceremony in the depths of the cemetery of all the ancestors of the Dragon Race-in short, it is easy to form but difficult to dissolve.
"Think clearly! Don't think I'm young, but I'm not just playing tricks." Kesang said, wagging his tail, "Human! As a dragon, I agree. You have no reason to question it!"
...Sure enough, it's a bit of a two.
Qi Yang smiled and nodded, "Okay, then how do you say to sign a contract?"
The entire stadium was deserted, and the clouds in the sky cleared to reveal a red moon. In the center of the field, a dragon with red scales stood opposite the human-shaped sword cultivator. The light of the red moon made the dragon's scales even more dazzling.
"Pierce the palm of your hand and stick it on my forehead. It's none of your business to read the spell or anything else. I'm here to read it." Kesang said, raised his paw, and scratched Qiyang's palm, blood The beads popped out, and Qi Yang put his hand on Kesang's dragon head.
Kesang closed his eyes and began to read some ancient words and sentences. Qi Yang couldn't understand at all, but as the incantation happened, he could vaguely feel that the heartbeats of the two lives were slowly catering to each other, and the flame element formed a bond. Surrounded by two beings who are entering into a contract, the ancient magic pattern symbolizing the contract is centered on the two creatures, blooming layer by layer.
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