how to train your humans

Qi Yang became full of confidence again, and he no longer felt worried about the third prince who had never met. Cultivators believe in the way of heaven, and no one can go against the sky, so Qi Yang suddenly felt that the whole world was helping him. own illusion of beauty.

... Well, it's really not a disease to have too many brain holes...

Time passed quickly, and the grand celebration arrived in the blink of an eye. Qi Yang was not very interested in joining in the fun, but the two girls dragged him away, and the venue of the performance was chosen in the Glory Hall of the Royal Academy. It’s very close, and there’s a show by Mentor Amir, so why not go there!

"Mr. Amir is playing the Lich King Asius. There are two scenes in total. The first time Asius appeared as a knight commander during his lifetime, and the second time he appeared as a lich after his death. There was a gap in between. A scene, so we can go to the backstage to watch Amir tutor make up later! Oh quack quack!" Lulu excitedly let out a strange laugh, she spent a lot of money to get close to all kinds of handsome guys, her A volunteer work card was hanging on his chest, and Qi Yang saw that he was actually the team leader, responsible for the reception work.

"Ahhh, Shadow Moon, Shadow Moon's priest group!" Lulu blushed with excitement, "Hurry up, Vera! Let's go soak... no, let's go find the beautiful priest brother!"

"Uh...haha." Vera said dryly, "Well, I don't like priests very much, so go yourself."

"Huh? You don't like it?" Lulu's eyes were almost glued to the black-robed priests, "Then I'll go by myself!" After finishing speaking, she chased her own eyeballs.

Vera laughed dryly and waved her hands, sheaved a sigh of relief, and turned her head to see Qi Yang's inquiring gaze.

"Are you so afraid of priests?"

"W-how can there be!" Vera quibbled.

"It was the same last time, as soon as Ronan appeared, you ran away." Qi Yang said.

Vera curled her lips, and said with a guilty conscience: "Okay, I... I just don't like dark things, it's okay!"

oh?This reason always feels very reluctant.The group of priests wore the same black robes and cloaks, with exquisite and gorgeous shoulder armor on their shoulders, and the hood covered half of their faces, only their chin and lips were exposed. They walked silently all the way, and the crowd dispersed automatically Open, the noisy people were all infected by the low, gloomy air pressure, and they became solemn one after another, watching the black robes of Shadow Moon pass by.

Two dark knights in all-black armor and long swords walked side by side. They held banners in their hands. The hanging long banners were made of black velvet fabric and embroidered with silver thread. The priest at the front—— Qi Yang could tell at a glance that it was Ronan - the pattern of his clothes was slightly different from the priest behind him, and he was wearing black gloves and holding a book.

"very handsome……"

"so cool!"

Qi Yang vaguely heard some low-pitched excited voices, and many excited boys and girls around took out their cameras to secretly take pictures, but the entire aura of the Shadow Moon team was too mysterious and ghostly, no one dared to rush up or scream loudly.

It's kinda cool indeed.

"Look at the book in the hands of Priest Siyue... Do you think it is the Encyclopedia of Evil and Black Magic?"

When Qi Yang heard such a question, he looked up and saw that the book had a black cover with red patterns, and the back was exposed—but Qi Yang thought he had seen this book before, and if he remembered correctly, it was called "Flowers" One Hundred Ways to Pretend to be Cool".

——No wonder today's priest group is so cool!

"Ahhh, the Priests of Light and the Paladins are here!!!" The crowd burst into screams, and the Shadow Moons walked over unaffected. The crowd began to swarm in another direction, and the entire street boiled up. More excited than seeing the members of the Oslant royal family embarrassing themselves.

"Is the temple so prestigious?" Qi Yang asked Vera next to her.

Lulu answered first: "Handsome! So handsome! The priests of the temple are super gentle, and the knights are super handsome! Of course they are famous!"

——A group of men and women in white robes, holding golden scepters, walked with elegant steps, flanked by paladins in white armor, each of them was solemn and solemn.

In the future, he must never ask Lulu questions. He has no way of getting any useful answers from the nympho girl, although the people in the temple are very good-looking and seductive from the outside.Or Vera explained: "It should be said that it is the nature of human beings in this world to love light. The Temple of Light has always been very friendly. Now 80.00% of the population in the whole continent believes in light. Can't completely resist the temple! Even when this continent was once full of magical creatures, not only humans believed in the God of Light, there was once an elf high priest, a mermaid high priest... Unlike the Dark Temple, they They are too far away, and they are all indifferent and arrogant."

So, one adopts the high-end atmosphere membership system, and the other adopts the civilian route and down-to-earth atmosphere!

"Huh? Elf? Mermaid?" Qi Yang heard a new vocabulary.

"Well, I can't see it now!" Vera said with some regret, "During the last God Era, we have to admit that we made many mistakes. It was the age when technology was just emerging, due to excessive mining and deforestation. , the elves gradually began to retreat to the periphery, disappeared in the depths of the forest, and never appeared again. Some people said that they left this world by boat... The same is true for the mermaids. With the siren..."

"It's a pity." Qi Yang thought for a while and said, "Everything should not be excessive."

"Yes!" Vera nodded emphatically, and patted Lulu, "Don't be too nympho! And Qi Yang, don't think too much about Sutra, hahaha!"

Alas, I was actually ridiculed.

The priests of the temple are indeed very close to the people. They stop from time to time to shake hands with the people and take photos. They still exude a warm holy light. Lulu and Qiyang also saw an acquaintance—Priest Falmo, who arrested Lulu at that time. Priest of Lu.He followed behind a beautiful blond woman, who was wearing a plain but not simple white dress and a tulle dotted with pearls, smiling very beautifully.

"That's the current High Priest, Nivell." Lulu pointed at the woman, her eyes stayed on her chest and waist very clearly, following the steps of the High Priest, a part of the long skirt was exposed With white thighs, the voice of countless men swallowing saliva came from around, "It's just good-looking. After she came to power, the number of male believers in the temple skyrocketed! The point is to spend every day among a bunch of handsome paladins and beautiful priests." !!!”

Lulu said angrily, and lowered her head to look at her own chest—a flat map.

"May the holy light protect you forever!" Nivel stood in the middle of the road, with her hands open, her voice was soft and ethereal, and after she finished speaking, the group of priests behind her emitted the holy light together.

"Hmph, self-walking light stick!" Lulu muttered, and was patted by Vera again.

"Jealousy is a bad quality!" Vera said seriously.

The two girls started various discussions about nympho and jealousy on their own, and screamed "Oh boy god" from time to time. Qi Yang followed behind with his face covered, thinking of Sutra again, if he was there , will patiently explain various historical stories, various customs and traditions to him.

No, it's not okay to rely too much on one person. Even if he is a dragon, he will leave this world one day first, but a sword cultivator still has almost endless life, unless the heavens and humans decline.The sword intent is endless, but the life of mortal creatures is limited. When you know this, you can still have the courage to hold the opponent's hand. This test may be more difficult than the catastrophe.

Qi Yang thought, the problem of the current spiritual power can't be solved... If it really can't be solved, then he won't be far behind Xiutra for too long, right?

"Oh, the celebration has begun!"

A burst of beautiful fireworks erupted from the sky, and the priests shot the holy light into the sky. The square was bustling with activity. There were no more vehicles passing by on the main street, and it was all filled with celebration floats and parading crowds.The high platform was decorated very gorgeously. Under the guidance of the etiquette team, two people came up side by side. One was a handsome middle-aged man in a white suit with a rose in his pocket, and the other was a woman in a knight dress. The black hair is neatly tied up, very handsome.

"The following solemnly introduces you, Olivier, the Prime Minister of the Oslant Federation! And the Regent Duke of the Holy Dragon Empire, His Royal Highness Elise East!"

The author of the Dragon Raising Notes!Qi Yang's gaze quickly swept across the entire stage, and behind the ceremonial team on the side, he saw a man dressed in a very flamboyant outfit and covered with jewels - he came to find Shutra's mobile jewelry display stand, if he guessed correctly , that is a silver dragon.

The two country representatives on the stage began to speak, and you said something to me.

"On this grand and beautiful day—"

"It's good to see our people gathered here—"

At the beginning it was quite dignified, but as I kept talking, I don't know why the style of painting was a bit wrong.

Prime Minister Olivier said with a smile: "In such a grand and beautiful festival, young people should go out more, meet new friends, and have a good time together at night-ah, I mean the party~ But Don't think about it~" He said as if intentionally or unintentionally glanced at the shadow moon priest group.

"The Prime Minister has always been making fun of people like this. One gossip tabloid reported that he had a room with a senior priest of Shadow Moon..." Lulu leaned closer and said in a low voice.

Shadowmoon Priest who likes to open houses, if it is true, then it must be Ronan!

Elise next to her said with a serious face: "As a knight, I have to say that the younger generation should not only be greedy for pleasure, but also know that life has many meanings!"

The crowd cheered, and the prime minister immediately smiled and said, "Oh, don't scold others with a straight face on such a happy day. If you don't smile, your face will become stiff!"

The people began to boo, and sure enough, Elise immediately turned to the prime minister and said, "Wouldn't parents like you step on the door frame? As the prime minister of a country, but teaching children not to do their jobs properly, it's absurd." It is a very shameless act!"

"Oh? Does Her Royal Highness mean that I want me to teach the children to become priests?" The Prime Minister retorted, "Oh no, some priests also have a dissolute private life!"

The cheers of the crowd became louder, and from time to time there was one or two shouts of "Come on! Go on! Be more ruthless!"

Soon, the scolding battle on stage had reached a certain level. Elise looked stern and remained silent, and the Prime Minister started a stand-up comedy, which made everyone laugh, and there would often be silenced beeps.

"Is... is there really no problem?" Qi Yang asked Vera hesitantly.

Vera said very calmly: "Ah, ah, ah, politicians are all jokes to entertain the public."

Qi Yang was once again deeply impressed by the culture of the other world—if in the world of comprehension, a mortal emperor travels, even if you block his way, you will be dragged out and beheaded for the crime of "colliding with the holy driver".

Suddenly, a group of young men jumping up and down began to howl: "Beat him! Your Lady Queen, beat him up!"

The crowd was quiet for a second, and they all started to shout: "Okay! Beat up!"

The prime minister on the stage paused for a moment, then immediately turned around and ran away with a heck. Elise made a yes sign to the crowd, grabbed the prime minister, and fell hard on the stage with a thud.

"Good!" The crowd has already started to boil.

"Okay, Qiyang, don't worry." Vera patted Qiyang, "It's rare that everyone is happy, the eldest princess has a sense of proportion, and the priests over there have already put the protection of the holy light on the prime minister, no problem !"

Qi Yang raised his forehead again, surrounded by cheering crowds, the poor Jianxiu felt that his three views were protesting, the politicians in this world really worked so hard, and they were always facing extreme training.

After the farce ended, the priests and priests chanted separately. To put it bluntly, a group of priests stood up and cheered hand in hand. At the beginning, the people could still listen devoutly. When the priests arrived, cheered After 10 minutes on the ground, half of the people began to stagger.

The priest on the stage obviously didn't mind, and kept chattering on the stage with a sweet and gentle tone.

After they were finished, they bowed and left the stage collectively. At this time, the priest group of Shadow Moon came to the stage. Qi Yang saw that the high priest smiled at Ronan, and Ronan gave an OK gesture.

In the next second, a super-high treble sounded out, and all the drowsy people in the audience rushed out in fright, and many fell directly to the ground.

Qi Yang covered his ears and endured the super high pitch of the priests, and the champagne bottles in the hands of the surrounding people showed signs of bursting.

Fortunately, this high pitch didn't last long, and the group of priests sang collectively: "... Let us thank the sages for their great achievements, and thank them for giving us ~ the beauty of today ~~~ Let us be together~~~Praise~~ ~Song~~~~~~First~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~”

In the end, the priests collectively pressed their stomachs with their hands, or clenched their fists, trying to prolong the ending sound, so that the voice trembled extremely beautifully.

"It turns out that Shadow Moon is actually a group of high-pitched singers!" The people were very guilty because they dozed off. After the terrible high-pitched sound ended, they collectively responded with warm applause and cheered (their ears were finally forgiven).

After the nonsense leadership speeches and terrifying chanting ended, the street parade and performance finally began. The performance was on the square outside the auditorium, surrounded by some snack sellers, and a wonderful performance began on the stage.

"This is the first collaboration between the temple and the temple!" Vera followed him and began to explain. On the stage, an actor wearing a white paladin armor held an actor in a black robe, and they sang and danced together. , the level of music and performance here is much better than the la la la chanted before, and Qi Yang couldn't help watching it seriously.

"What is this?" Qi Yang looked at an actor on stage with pointed ears on his head and a tail behind his buttocks.

"...Does this set of props dare to be more perfunctory? Dragons use such simple props!" Vera pouted.

Indeed... Shutla's scales and tail are too good-looking.After thinking about it, Qi Yang didn't notice that he thought of Shutla.The show on the stage was still going on, except for some perfunctory props involving the dragon clan, but the show lasted for a long time, and it continued until the sky darkened, and Mentor Amir hadn't appeared yet.

"The Lich King won't appear until the next game." Vera looked at the schedule, and Qi Yang was already eating the No.13 chicken burger.The prime minister and other high-level leaders have already gone back, only the people are still preparing to party all night.The priests have an advantage at night, and the adjective self-propelled human-shaped glow sticks is very appropriate. They radiate fluorescence all the way, hooking up believers everywhere.Shadow Moon's black robes disappeared into some dark corner.

The curtain was drawn up, and soon opened again. There was only a beam of light on the stage, and a man in silver armor stood in the middle, holding a long sword in his hand. He had blond hair and smiled with his eyes closed. The light of stage special effects shrouded his body, it was so beautiful that it was unreal.

"Wow -" the audience screamed.

"Teacher Amir?" Qi Yang looked at it for a long time, and was surprised to find that it was Amir, with Lulu jumping up and down beside him.

Amir was the only one on the whole stage, and he was playing the role of the paladin chief Asius. He sang the light, perseverance, bravery and integrity in a soft tone.

"Actually, younger generations always like to exaggerate the facts." Suddenly, a middle school student-looking teenager said on the right side of Qi Yang, "Asius is not like that—uh, he's radiating all over his body."

On the stage, the leader of the paladin led a team to exterminate monsters. Although Amir was a mage, he seemed to have practiced a bit, and danced the sword very beautifully—although Qiyang felt that it was just a show.

In a tragic battle, Asius fell, and continued to fight until his death, and then the curtain fell.

"Wow~ The Knight Commander is going to become the Lich King!" Lulu screamed, "Look at the big villain coming!"

A man in a black robe and a scarlet mask came onto the stage and began to sing in a deep and erratic voice. Then the curtain opened again, and Amir, who appeared again, changed into a black armor and the holy sword in his hand. He became black and wore a red chain around his body, symbolizing that he was controlled by evil forces.

There was another screaming sound from the audience.

"Ah..." the boy sighed, "Actually, Asius didn't become a lich during the war, that idiot just didn't protect his lover well, and was tricked."

Qi Yang turned his head to look at the boy, it was a fair and clean young man, wearing a white shirt and vest, with small leather boots on his feet, curly blond hair, lining his white and ruddy face, showing a smiling face to Qi Yang.

"You know a lot?" Qi Yang thought for no reason that this boy was not just an ordinary boy.

Sure enough, he smiled at Qi Yang, and handed over a business card: "Come to me if you have anything to do, this is my address, I am a shopkeeper, and what I sell are some very wonderful things."

Qi Yang looked down and saw a small white card with a line of words printed in golden ink on it: "You are my eternal hymn."

What do you mean by a nonsensical sentence?When he looked up, he was surprised to find that the boy had disappeared.At this time, cheers came from the crowd behind him, and when he turned around, he happened to see the actor playing the role of the high priest holding the holy sword in his hand, and the big villain was half kneeling on the ground with his head bowed.

"It's over!" Vera said regretfully.

"Wait—" Qi Yang frowned, and the white-robed actor playing the role of the high priest suddenly stopped, his white clothes slowly showing red—"Is that blood? What kind of plot is this!"

The white robe was quickly stained with blood. The actor lowered his head and let out a sharp scream. Amir behind him showed a look of astonishment. He wanted to go over to support him, but found that the iron chains on his body had actually turned into The binding spell was cast, and a series of black and red spells locked the great magician in the center. Amir quickly put on his ring and shouted to the audience: "Enemy attack! Go!"

The crowd was stunned for a moment, thinking it was some special plot, Qi Yang grabbed Lulu and pushed her to Vera's side: "Go! The situation is not right!"

"Hey—you go—"

"I'm going to save Instructor Amir!"

The crowd was so dense that the priest in white on the stage slowly fell down, bleeding all over the floor. Only then did the audience who were closer saw the clue and began to scream.

The villain player in black robe slowly stood up straight, he was playing the evil believer of the Abyss Council, at this moment he turned around, Qi Yang saw that his robe was more accurate than the props - it seemed... real!

Don't be so nonsense!Qi Yang pushed forward against the crowd, and the actors were really mixed in by the Shivar Abyss Council!

"Cowardly and cowardly civilians, you can only scream and cry uselessly, expecting others to save you." The man in black sneered, opened his hands, and emitted a black airflow from his palm, quickly covering the entire venue, "Since you are extravagantly seeking salvation, it is better for me to do it. Let me tell you how hypocritical the gods you believe in are."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

The crowd exclaimed, and a strange black airflow enveloped the entire venue.