how to train your humans

Qiyang has only seen this heavy snow in his life, whiter and thicker than the cotton in the quilt at home. When he first saw it, he thought it was the white sugar that the uncle next door bought for his son during the New Year, so he grabbed a handful of it After he put it in his mouth, he realized that it wasn't true. Thinking about it, he was right. If white sugar could still fall from the sky, then he wouldn't have to steal it in the middle of the night and be beaten into a pig's head.

War is always the scariest thing in the world. It can destroy one city, ten cities, or hundreds... Don’t count, this is not the point. The most terrifying thing is that it will degrade people from civilization to barbarism. War often It is equivalent to turmoil, it is equivalent to people's livelihood, and it is equivalent to family destruction.

Qiyang has not thought of the past for a long time - because he once forgot these things, Master said, this is human instinct, he is still too young, so the instinct made him forget the sad past, the first one left in his memory In the picture, I just opened my eyes and saw a beautiful boy with a fairy spirit. The only thing that feels a little out of place is that the handsome boy is holding a roasted pork leg in his hand. The fragrance of oil——

This is his first memory after becoming "Qiyang", and it is also the first time he ate human food... Well, unfortunately, this is the only time, until before his ascension, Qiyang never satisfied his taste buds again.

It is said that before the death of a person, the scene flashed past like a movie. It is impossible to prove whether it is true or not, but Qi Yang unexpectedly discovered that Jianxiu entered the near-death state and could cure amnesia.

Now his memory is quite clear-Niu Ergou, the second child in the family, was born in the first year of Qin II, and has never seen his father-it is said that he participated in the uprising of the "Zhang Chu" dynasty and is a great hero... His mother always Tell the neighbors like this, my husband and Chen Sheng are close buddies, in fact, I slipped my mouth once, and ran away with someone...

Qi Yang seriously thought about the scene where two cultivators met, and when he declared himself his family, he held the Changning Sword and pulled a sword flower in an extremely chic and handsome manner. Sword cultivator Niu Ergou..."

I can't bear it, I can't bear it... It was a time of war and chaos. After he was born, there were uprisings everywhere, burning, killing, looting and chaos. All of them are puppies, and all the girls are golden flowers and silver flowers.

Fortunately, a reliable and good master bestowed the name of praying for the sun——praying for a long life and good fortune, and wishing the rising sun to stay in China forever.

In an instant, he became energetic, and his style could be compared with that of Long Yu.

Niu Ergou is not a normal baby. When he was born, his elder sister Niu Lanhua was so scared that he burst into tears. His mother took a look and fainted immediately.

——This child has white hair, purple eyes, neither crying nor fussing, quietly showing a sweet smile under the moonlight—it’s a pity that countless villagers in the village are crying because of the fetal blood that was not wiped off his forehead.

No wonder the old man Niu ran away. It turned out that he knew that his wife was pregnant with a monster.The monster is obedient, sensible, and polite-nonsense, that's a monster!I'm going to eat people in the middle of the night!But fortunately, although Niu Ergou's mother saw him screaming once and for all, she still waved the dung fork—here is a real dung fork—with angry eyes like a Vajra Arhat. He's ugly, his hair fades, his eyes are strange and white, and he doesn't look like a guy with a handle at all... But this is also my brother, who dares to try!"

That's why the monster baby was not thrown into the stinky ditch when it was born.

The war broke out, and the small village was not peaceful anymore. Countless iron hooves stepped on it, and the strong men never came back. On the head of Niu Ergou.

War can make people lose their minds, tear off the cloak of civilization, and return to a barbaric state. No matter how powerful the mother cow is, she has never beaten a village of barbarians. The cow and dog were stuffed into the car and thrown into an unknown ravine ditch.

——It is this lucky valley that witnessed the beginning of a great legend...

Bah, when the little baby was so hungry, dizzy, and cold that his ears were about to fall off, a magic stick suddenly appeared in front of him...

"God Stick" is wearing a brocade hat and mink fur, and the heavy cloak is also embroidered with gorgeous patterns. This kind of dress is 100% rich and noble.

In fact, Qi Yang didn't know the origin and name of his master. It was very strange that he was the eldest disciple of the master, but the master always just threw him into the sword pavilion, forged the sword by himself, and learned the spell by himself, what?Go out and fight with someone?Did you win?lost?Almost hung up?Very good, you don't have to come back if you hang up, I don't have such a shameful apprentice.

If the master has been like this, it’s okay, the problem is that the master is holding the little junior brother who is a ball of soft buns all day, and he is just a variety of free-range for Qi Yang—even when he suddenly appeared to save Qi Yang and went back , are all like this.

"I can save you, but you have to give me a reason."

"...The road is not fair?"

"This is my reason, I mean, you have to give me your reason, your reason for living."

"..." Nonsense, who doesn't want to live and die?

"Survival is the instinct of living beings, and so is human beings. But you still want to be a swordsman from now on, so you can't just be a beast that obeys instinct."

Hmm...it makes sense, it seems impossible to refute it, but it has something to do with saving people or not, doesn't it?One of the master and apprentice was dressed warmly, the other was freezing to death, and they had their first reflections on life and philosophy in the snow-capped mountains.

"...Then don't save me, I'm alive, not dead, so continue to live..."

"Very good." Then Master saved him...

What kind of logic is this?What about funny?Qi Yang was teased like this, no wonder he was able to cultivate such a calm temperament.

Until he went to see Master for the last time before his ascension, he never asked Master why he didn’t ascend, but Master told him: "You can live for the sake of living, but what should you do with your heart? There are too many people in this world Many people, what is alive is only the body, and the soul has long since left. One day you will understand why you exist."

Why does it exist?Why learn to sword?Why do you want to be a sword fairy against the sky?

That sword got that name when it became a sword—Chang Ning, and that was the answer, even though Qi Yang never said it.

May the world, Changan, Yongning.

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Charcoal-grilled veal steak?Hmm...mango puffs?It seems that there are grilled oysters, salmon and plum wine?Red oil copying hands?Black Pepper Chicken Rice?Probably also the taste of seafood soup and papaya snow clams...

It smells so good!

Qi Yang opened his eyes, touched to the side, and caught a roasted pigeon, which was still warm, and Qi Yang subconsciously stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hey... slow down!"

Who, don't disturb my meal!Qi Yang slapped casually, and with a bang, a palm print appeared on Xiutra's face. After Qi Yang finished beating, he suddenly stopped, and his consciousness slowly recovered, and his mind became clear.

"...Ice?"

Sutra's heart is so stuffy, it turns out that in the eyes of his sweetheart, he is not as good as a roasted pigeon? ? ?

"Yes, I'm sorry..." Qi Yang put the pigeon back with a guilty conscience, and wanted to rub Shutra's face, but found that his hands were covered with oil, and immediately sat there in embarrassment, at a loss.

This is Shutla's home—it should be said that the ice giant's temporary dragon lair is decorated with all kinds of gorgeous decorations. The nature of dragons is really something that is difficult to defy. From a human perspective... …the decorations are just too flashy and flashy.

Qi Yang touched his body, the cushion was suede, a soft fabric not found in the cultivation world, and the pattern of gold and silver threads intertwined on it, if you look carefully, it seems to be... a circuit diagram?

"Uh... sorry, I just woke up a little unclear, so..."

"It's okay! Be hungry, I knew you must eat, I have prepared a lot of food that you like, eat slowly." Shutla immediately recovered a happy look, "It's great that you finally woke up... ...Come on, you've been sleeping for a week, drink soup first, it's good for your stomach."

As he spoke, he brought a bowl of corn chowder.

"It's been too long since I haven't eaten, don't eat too much at one time, eat slowly, or you will hurt your body." Xiutra said softly, and then pulled up the kicked quilt to cover Qiyang's waist, "Eat some vegetarian food first, okay? I'll take you to a big meal later in the evening."

Qi Yang drank the bowl of soup slowly. In fact, he didn't need to nourish his body at all. He hasn't eaten for hundreds of years, so it won't hurt his stomach.

Wait...spiritual power?

Qi Yang was so shocked that he even forgot to drink the soup. He felt that his spiritual power had recovered a little bit, but this power was very impure and contained many impurities, but when the spiritual power entered the dantian, the body's instincts naturally began to eliminate those impure substances. Impurities, leaving the good ones.

His surprised expression fell into Shutola's eyes, and Shutola smiled smugly: "This is the method Ronan thought of. I have basically grasped the principle, and now I just need to find a suitable energy storage tool, so that it will not No need to worry about energy anymore!"

This works too!After breaking through the iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, did Shutla solve this problem in the end?

"...Han Bing, how can I thank you?" Qi Yang put down the soup bowl and said solemnly.

"Thank you?" Shutla laughed, "No, no, you are my human being and my most important treasure. Of course I will do everything for you!"

"But, I remember..." Qi Yang hesitated, "It is said that you had human beings many years ago..."

"Many years ago..." Shutla smiled and stroked Qi Yang's long hair, "That's you!"