how to train your humans

Early in the morning, Qiyang woke up from his trance, and found that Shutla was not around, and the thin frost on the gold coins had turned into water droplets, which showed that the blue dragon had left for a while.He walked to the living room and saw a note on the coffee table:

"I'm in the laboratory, the remote control is the TV, press the channel number 1357."

Qi Yang picked up the remote control in doubt, there are only more than 200 TV sets, where can there be more than 1000?He pressed four numbers in doubt, but the TV didn’t respond, but the wall behind him made a cracking sound, the room shook a little, and a rotating magic circle appeared on the wall—even though Qi Yang didn’t know this magic array, but he felt the fluctuation of space.

The wall splits to both sides, revealing the metal door, and the mechanical door is folded and opened layer by layer, revealing a wide space that is much larger than the living room——

The ground made of metal has bright lines on it. Qi Yang guessed that those are energy pipelines, because they are connected to various wonderful instruments in all directions. There are two tall mechs on both sides of the entrance, both of which are bright blue. The appearance is very eye-catching, and various experimental instruments are dazzling, such as mechanical parts racks, weapon racks, small ammunition warehouses, alchemy magic circles...

The laboratory of the machinist! ! !

Pfft~ A little pompom jumped onto Qi Yang's head, making a gurgling sound.

He raised his index finger and poked the little guy's belly: "Long time no see, Mi Bao."

"Master, Master~ Gujiujiu~" Mibao fluttered his wings, jumped on his head for a while, then jumped to the edge of a small crystal tank next to him, opened his mouth, and swallowed a crystal.

My God, the energy crystal stone is one of the most important mechanical energy sources in this world. If Qi Yang hadn't seen this scene, he would almost have forgotten that Mi Bao was not a real chick, but a mechanical work of Sutra.

Going further inside, there is a raised circular test bench, on which there are two people standing, and Ronan is standing next to Shutella in a white coat.

"Ronan?" Qi Yang was a little surprised. Ronan was actually in Shutella's laboratory early in the morning. The two of them didn't know what they were working on. He didn't move, but Ronan's fingertips were flickering and drawing some kind of magic circle.

A big black cat suddenly jumped up on Ronan's shoulder, meowed, squinted its eyes on Ronan's shoulder, and flicked its tail.

"Huh? Dahei?" Qi Yang smiled, and the black cat meowed, and continued to doze off with its eyes closed.

Sutra and Ronan raised their heads and took off their glasses. Sutra said, "Here you are, we are experimenting with what kind of material is more suitable for energy converters."

Qi Yang touched the spar on his chest, the magic spar was only the size of a thumb, and it would be used up soon.

Ronan then added: "We are looking for a storage material that can be used continuously. The magic spar you have now-it is an elemental crystal made by a magician. It is a one-time consumable, although it can also be used. But you can’t always carry a magician with you.” After speaking, he blinked, “Actually, I would like to be carried close to you~~~”

Shutla gave him a disgusted look, the big black cat opened its eyes, meowed, and flicked Ronan's tail.

"Hey~ Shutra, what kind of cat are you!" Ronan touched the chin of the big black cat on his shoulder, and the black cat meowed and rubbed against his fingers.

Sutra paused and said: "The wild cat picked up by Qiyang, after feeding it twice, it will be stuck with Qiyang. You'd better take it away, otherwise I'm going to make cat meat hotpot."

The black cat meowed aggrievedly, got into Ronan's arms, curled up into a small ball, rubbed its tail against Ronan's chest, looked at him with watery green eyes, and meowed pitifully .

"You even eat the cat's flying vinegar." Ronan smiled, and stroked the black cat's smooth fur.

He looked at Qi Yang, showing an unclear smile—even judging from the relationship between the dragon and the dragon knight, the boundary between Shutla and Qi Yang had already been crossed—but it seemed that the two parties did not realize that, Shutra has lived on the top of the snow-capped mountains for thousands of years, so he naturally didn't realize that there is no dragon holding his knight as a handle, but Qiyang... he is not even from this world, and it is impossible to find out the truth His dragon is in spring every day.

— Well, well, there is nothing more terrifying than a dragon in spring.Ronan hugged the cat in his arms, and patted his head, "Come on~ I, an evil mage, brought home a black cat, which seems to fit the image in the legend!"

Qi Yang came over and looked down at the instrument they were playing with. It was a very delicate chain, and the gears on it were much smaller than ants.

"Now we can't find a suitable energy storage, and we don't know what kind of energy can be converted into your 'spiritual power' with the highest power. It is still in the experiment." Shutla explained, "Fortunately, it is very convenient to rule out some inappropriate ones. Yes, such as electricity, which is a product of secondary manufacturing technology and is not suitable for re-conversion."

In this way, the fate of squatting in the corner with a plug in his mouth has been avoided!

Qi Yang thought for a while and said, "Our spiritual power comes from the heavens, the earth, the sun and the moon. I think maybe the magic element is the most suitable."

"Look at what I said!" Ronan snapped his fingers, "The five magic elements are also naturally produced by 'Heaven and Earth', it must be very convenient!"

Shutla frowned and said, "But didn't you say that the energy transformed by this magic spar has impurities?"

Ronan interjected: "Impurities, because they are spar crystals, are elements compressed by a magician. Of course there are impurities. If we can find a suitable storage and transmission material, we can always extract them from the surrounding environment." Fresh elements are used, and the impurities will be much less!"

Well, the problem is back to the original point, storage.

Fortunately, there is still time--

Although Sutra, Qiyang and Ronan are not able to soak in the laboratory every day, Sutra decided to continue to be a teacher in spite of his reluctance. The sword cultivator——Since the showdown, Shutla no longer has to worry about whether he will be overwhelmed. Now he only needs to worry that the speed of his earning money cannot keep up with Qi Yang's mouth. Qi Yang was in a bad mood for a while. After being able to eat and being in a better mood...everyone who watched him eat wondered if he didn't have a stomach, but a different-dimensional space bag.

Since knowing that Vera is the Dragon Emperor Princess, Qi Yang has never seen her again. According to Ronan, she was detained by the elder sister and was going to take her home directly. However, Lulu has a lot of background, she is the daughter of a prime minister.

"Yeah~ Qiyang! If you are also the prince, we will be the reunion of the three little kings!" Lulu clapped her hands and was intoxicated in fantasy, but she didn't know that Qi Yang's heart was full of horses - soon they would be the three little kings reunion...

The TV news has already broadcast the news that the Dragon Emperor has found the third prince. When Qi Yang was eating in the restaurant, the boss happened to be watching the news. On the screen was a simple and honest sunny young man, a bit nervous in a knight dress, tall and Big and muscular, it looks like a good body trained by long-term physical labor, with tanned skin, short white hair, and purple eyes—perfectly in line with the symbol of the Dragon Emperor.

At the same time, he also saw the so-called "conspiracy and careerist" fourth prince, with long fiery red hair and a fiery red knight uniform, and even his dragon is a red red dragon, which will be full of gratification He looked at the "Third Prince" with a smile.

"It is reported that the princes and daughters of the Dragon Emperor have all grown up. According to the regulations, the competition for the crown prince is about to begin-but so far, the third prince and fifth prince have not yet belonged to their own dragons. If they cannot sign a contract before the National Day next year, they will Be eliminated……"

As a result, the painting style changed, and suddenly a voting support interface appeared.

"This is a matter within the royal family. The media in our federation is really boring, and your turnout rate doesn't affect other people's results!"

Lulu was complaining, when suddenly the TV began to report on the Dragon Emperor's re-election in the manner of a talent show - Qiyang was completely speechless about this, would he have to be forced to stand up and be watched by everyone after a while?Now the means by which these media make money and attract attention really has no lower limit.

"Students!!! Put down everything you are doing and gather at the playground! Gather! Gather!!!"

An excited roar suddenly sounded from the school's omni-directional radio, which scared all the students into a fright, and the things in their hands fell down with a crackle. The old man's voice was extremely excited, and he howled heart-piercingly: "Wait!" I’ve been waiting for ten years! I’ve been waiting for ten years!!! Fuck me to gather at the playground! Gather———”

who is this!Qi Yang was astonished to see the students gathering helplessly towards the big playground, and even the teachers from each school showed up.

Amir, who had been missing for a long time, also appeared, wearing a white robe, and his face was also very pale. Qi Yang felt very worried, but the playground was quickly crowded with people. over there.

Soon the playground was crowded with student tutors. The School of Mechanics and the School of Magic occupied the largest number of people on the left and right sides of the playground respectively. The School of Arts, School of Art, School of Philosophy, School of Business and School of Divinity were crowded in the middle.

Shutla stood at the front of the Mechanical Academy, and when he saw Amir, he snorted, not much.

Suddenly a huge mechanical arm rose slowly from the rostrum, and the mechanical arm drilled out of the underground mechanism slowly stretched towards the sky, and then accompanied by a huge salute, the mechanical arm stretched out its thumb, and compared a "very Great” gesture, and then a bad old man with a few gray hairs and a big belly fell from the sky with a mechanical jetpack on his back, but he was wearing a robe worn by a magician, and the robe was too long and fell on his thumb He tripped when he was walking, and the students below laughed unceremoniously, even the instructor didn't give him face.

The little old man got up, coughed twice, and said loudly: "Children! I am very pleased to see you welcome me with warm cheers!!!"

Who cheered enthusiastically!

Lulu quietly said to Qiyang: "This crazy old man is Barbara, the principal of our Royal Academy of Osland!"

Qi Yang saw the little old man enthusiastically waving to everyone at the top of the mechanical arm. Due to the angle of looking up and the wind in mid-air, Qi Yang clearly saw the two hairy thighs of the old man under the loose robe and the print of the bear. head panties.

Evil... Qi Yang silently covered his face.

At this time, a group of students suddenly rushed out, regardless of the college, raised their hands and cheered loudly: "Grandpa underpants! Grandpa underpants! Oh oh oh! The wind blows the robe and reveals the underwear! Only my principal is the coolest!"

——Is this guy the wise headmaster who "went out to experience the wisdom and discern the talents and brought back Master Shutra"?God!Qi Yang feels that his whole life is not good now!What was wrong with Xiutra's mind back then, that he would come back with this kind of person to run the academy together?Wait, where is Instructor Amir?Can he actually endure this kind of headmaster's leadership?Not thinking about replacing it?What about students?

Looking back, a giant pink panty was lifted up, with the words: "Principal Barbara Fan Club Exclusively".

"Thank you! Thank you children!" Principal Barbara said with a smile, "Today, I am here to announce a big news!"

The crowd gradually quieted down.

Barbara roared: "Our Royal Academy! The glory of thousands of years! But! I think everyone knows that our academy is often nicknamed the 'Second Academy', why? Because we have never been able to replace that shit ,Rubbish……"

After omitting countless swear words, the principal continued to say after enough scolding: "Reina Yaruo College, recognized as the number one college in the mainland! They have occupied this title for thousands of years! We have always been inferior! I don't accept it! I don't accept it! I! No! !Clothes!!!!!!"

The students below suddenly yelled: "I don't accept it!!!"

"We don't accept it!!!" Barbara roared, and flew up again, "Now is the opportunity to avenge our shame! Now the National Defense Federation has put forward a proposal, and all countries have passed it! A new Continental Academy Ranking Tournament will be held soon!!! This time we want to let them know that our Royal Academy is the most awesome academy in history! Our man is a god! Our girl is a goddess! The principal is the god of gods!!!”

As he spoke, he fired a salute behind his back, and the mechanical hand slowly turned into a fist, and then his middle finger stretched straight to the sky.

The audience roared with laughter at first, and then everyone started yelling, "Kill Reina Yaruo's little pussies!!"

"A bunch of 'good students' don't know shit! Mechas are all about work!"

Qi Yang suddenly covered his face... Is it too late to drop out now?