how to train your humans
Chapter 5 The so-called daily life of human beings
Shutla's studio became lively, he insisted on taking Qiyang with him, and there was a little goo-gu chicken-shaped machine that followed Qiyang all the time, Shutla said that it was called "Mibao" , He specially made it to accompany Qi Yang.
It's chicken again... Qi Yang tilted his head, watching Shutla adjust the joints of a large mech.
"Chicken, shoe maker?" Qi Yang's voice echoed in the warehouse, the clear and melodious voice echoed a bit, but the pronunciation was a little...
"Mech, your pronunciation makes me feel like I'm putting on shoes for Meebo!" Shutla blinked his right eye, his expression looked a bit nasty, "If you say that again, I'll ask you to recite my whole Name, if you can’t memorize it, you can’t have dinner!”
Qi Yang frowned, although he wanted to say that skipping dinner would not feel threatening to him at all, but thinking of Shutla's full name, Qi Yang still felt his tongue hurt - it was a long and difficult name, it sounded It's not like a word that normal humans would think of at all. After saying it once, the tongue seems to be tied into a bow.
After Shutra teased the serious little magician, he turned his head and smiled and continued to straighten his mecha joint ligaments, but he suddenly heard Qi Yang behind him spit out a series of syllables with perfect timing.
He turned around in surprise: "You...you can read my full name?"
Qi Yang nodded earnestly, and then showed a little troubled look: "It's so long."
Shutla put down the tools in his hand, came over and sat beside Qiyang, Mi Bao saw that the master was also coming, jumped up and down excitedly and made a gurgling sound.
"My name, you actually learned it." Shutla looked at Qiyang, his eyes were full of disbelief, those eyes were originally soft blue, but now they are a little watery, looking like The lake in the sun.
"Name..." Qi Yang frowned again. After thinking for a long time, he pressed his heart, "The name is... the soul."
Shutla laughed, turned his head to the side as if to cover up a certain movement, then turned around and said with a normal expression: "You mean to say that a name is a person's soul?"
Qi Yang nodded seriously, and repeated: "Soul."
"It's also said in my hometown. The name contains our memory, emotion, and even life. We have a saying that the departure of a life does not mean that he leaves this world, but the day when no one remembers his name. , so... I'm glad you pronounced my name."
Mi Bao gurgled excitedly, jumped up and down on his master's head, grabbed Sutra's long black curly hair like a chicken coop, and said such touching words with this shape, Qi Yang I couldn't help laughing out.
"In my hometown, newborns are often named after their ancestors. We believe that the name will give this new life force, let him inherit the excellent character of the ancestors, and the souls of the ancestors will continue to bless us through him...uh... ...This nasty brat!" Shutera found that Qi Yang's expression was wrong, and he grabbed the hair on the tip of Mi Bao's tail helplessly, and held it in his hand.
"No, bully Mi Bao!" Qi Yang said and took the chick away. The rescued Mi Bao made a mocking face of hatred towards Shutra in Qi Yang's arms.
"Who is bullying whom?" Shutla stroked his hair, completely losing his temper.
Qi Yang's ability to accept new things is extremely fast, and within a few days he was able to help Sutra draw a magic circle. Sutra's own magic is half-baked, and the magic circle he drew is only unsatisfactory, and Qi Yang is learning After learning how to use the special casting paint, he can draw extremely quickly and accurately.
"God, Qiyang, you are amazing!"
It was such a straightforward compliment, Qi Yang was still a little uncomfortable holding the paint bottle, and his whole body felt tense, while Shutla walked around the magic circle drawn on the ground without any pretentiousness, mouthing Can't stop admiring.
In fact, this thing is much easier to draw than the talismans in the cultivation world, as long as you draw it, you don't need to gather spiritual power, guide spiritual power or anything like that.
"Next, put this part on it, and recite another spell!" Shutla introduced, and put a bunch of parts that Qi Yang didn't recognize in the center of the magic circle, "This is a toughness-enhancing magic circle, which can strengthen zero The sturdiness of the parts. Of course, if a magician in our world is painting, he will input magic power while painting, and chant spells to use magic power to form a magic circle directly, instead of using spell-cast paint like us."
Oh, it turns out that graffiti painting is just an emergency strategy for two and a half fools.
Having said that, Qi Yang suddenly wanted to know how the "comprehension practitioners" in this world cultivated. After all, there is no aura here, and according to Xiutra, the "caster"—Qi Yang mistakenly thought that this They are existences similar to cultivators—they are divided into many types, the most common being elemental magicians.
"They mobilize the elements around them, communicate and blend with them, and drive them to function in a specific way. Isn't that how you use magic?" Shutla was a little confused about Qi Yang's question.
Qi Yang thought for a while, it seems that he is indeed driving spiritual power in this way?So nod.
"Well, you are a water magician, so you are closer to the water element you specialize in, aren't you?"
...Actually, I am closest to the sword.
Qi Yang was silent, he felt that there seemed to be an insurmountable gap between him and Shutla on some critical issue, and Shutla thought that Qi Yang had encountered a language barrier again.
"Let's go, I'll take you for a stroll around the city. You have to see something with your own eyes to know what it is!"
This is the first time Qiyang has visited the city in this world, he was a little dazzled for a moment, because there is such a difference between this place and the place he used to live in, almost no similarities can be found.
The architectural style on the street is beautiful, but it is completely different from the cornices and tiles that Qi Yang is familiar with, which makes Qi Yang realize very clearly that this is not his original world.
What?You said that at least all the people walking on the street are people?
wrong!
"It's a dwarf tribe. They are born short, and women also grow beards, but they hate others to talk about their height, so they must say they are 'halflings' when they face to face." Shutla approached Qiyang, and in his He whispered in his ear, "Their casting skills are particularly good."
Qi Yang stared straight at the bearded dwarf. The dwarf was wearing a pair of goggles and was standing on a high stool, arrogantly looking down at the guests in front of him.
"The one over there is the Earth Spirit Race. In the legendary era, they used to dig gems and exchange food with humans. Now they are usually engaged in jewelry identification and design. No human can match them. This is a racial talent." Said, Qi Yang would think that creature with thin legs and big head over there is a badly sewn doll, "They used to be called goblins, this kind of thing has always been inferior, and then I don't know what kind of strange and distorted national self-esteem It’s causing trouble, and everyone insists on calling them the Spirit Race.”
Of course, most of them are still normal people, at least by looking at their faces.
Only then did Qi Yang realize that not all people in this world are tall, but Shutla is exceptionally tall.Most of the pedestrians are not too different from their original world, and Qi Yang himself is quite tall, at least above average.
From this point of view, Shutla's height simply crushed the audience.
"Qiyang, come and try this, I think the blueberry pie here is the best!" Shutla bought two desserts from a dessert shop on the side of the road, and handed them to Qiyang happily.
Qi Yang took a blueberry pie, which exudes a sweet aroma, and there is no such thing in his own world... Or, Qi Yang actually does not know if there is such a thing in his world, he is still a baby It was picked up by the master when he was young, and before he became bigu, he lived on the Shiwan refined by the master.
In other words, Sword Immortal Qi Yang has never tried human food.
"Thank you...I..." Qi Yang wanted to say that he didn't need to eat, but suddenly he hesitated. He was rescued by a human being and was still living with this human being, and this human being liked this kind of food. Looking at myself with that kind of expectant eyes, I hope I like it too...
Hmm...Qi Yang sighed in his heart, there is no spiritual power in this world, and going back is an illusory thing, so it is very likely that he will stay in this world for a long time.
Anyway, bigu does not need to be eaten, and it is not impossible to eat it. If you eat it, you will not die. What if there are impurities in your body, just try the correct use of the toilet!
Qi Yang suddenly thought about it, Jianxiu has always been a kind of casual creature.
Under Sutra's expectation, Qi Yang plucked up his courage, as if he had made some kind of major decision, he took a bite of the blueberry pie with a solemn and solemn expression. With a puff, the blueberry jam inside sprayed out, just splashing on the tip of Qi Yang's nose.
"Hahaha..." Shutla couldn't help laughing so hard, "You're so cute!"
Qi Yang was fascinated by the feeling in his mouth, which was a feeling he had never experienced before. It was very hot, but not as hot as swallowing spiritual fire. into the heart.
"It was licked." Qi Yang looked up at Xiutra, this taste is what humans call "sweet".
"Sweet." Shutla bit the sound, took out a handkerchief and wiped the tip of Qiyang's nose, "Is it delicious?"
"Yeah." Qi Yang nodded vigorously, "I have eaten, the best food."
Of course, it is the best food that Qi Yang has ever eaten, because this is the first human food that Qi Yang has eaten.
——So soon Shutra found that what he picked up was a foodie, Qi Yang was biting a grilled fish, with a very serious expression, as if eating was a solemn and sacred cause for him.
Do the math, Qi Yang just ate a blueberry pie, a strawberry*, an egg yolk shortbread, a crab, a honey-roasted chicken leg, a plate of red oil haggis, a can of seafood chowder, a A bowl of vegetable corn chowder, a large fruit and cheese pizza, a smoked plum steak, and a bunch of marshmallow bears.
Now that he finished eating the grilled fish, he looked at Sutra shyly but full of longing, and pointed to the custard bun next to him.
...is this a normal food intake for a person?
"Can you still eat? Don't overwhelm, or we can eat after a break?" Shutla looked at Qi Yang with some concern. He was wearing a slim light purple magic robe today, with a slim waistline. Smooth and beautiful, so far, the stomach has not been rounded yet.
Qi Yang rubbed his stomach, and there was indeed a feeling of bloating, so he sighed a little regretfully, and left the shop in three steps.
Shutla held Qiyang by the hand, and couldn't help but smile. It's amazing that he is a foodie. The easiest creature in the world to deal with is a foodie...
I was worried that Qiyang would not digest if he ate too much, but the look in his eyes looking at all kinds of food was so pitiful, it reminded Sutra of the kitten he picked up in the academy a long time ago, and finally he compromised and bought a cup of fruit The sago milk tea was passed to Qiyang.
...my eyes light up when I see food...
"Be careful of being hot." Shutla hastily reminded.
Qi Yang took a sip of milk tea, the fruity and sweet taste was fresh and sweet, and he could bite into a soft sago from time to time, which was a great surprise.
"Qiyang, is the food in your hometown much different from the food here?"
The food in my hometown... Qi Yang silently recalled the elixir that hadn't been cooked in the pill furnace before the catastrophe, and thought for a while and said: "It should be... different, I have eaten very little."
I haven't eaten it at all!Qi Yang touched his swollen stomach and felt a novel experience.
Seeing him staring at the milk tea in his hand so wistfully, Shutla suddenly felt that he was about to melt away, and he didn't realize how soft his voice was when he opened his mouth to speak again: "It's okay, Diyana is big, everywhere There are different delicacies, I will definitely find an opportunity to take you around, where the food you like, we will buy a small house there, and we can live there anytime!"
Wait, Master Shutra, did you consider money when you said this?
It's chicken again... Qi Yang tilted his head, watching Shutla adjust the joints of a large mech.
"Chicken, shoe maker?" Qi Yang's voice echoed in the warehouse, the clear and melodious voice echoed a bit, but the pronunciation was a little...
"Mech, your pronunciation makes me feel like I'm putting on shoes for Meebo!" Shutla blinked his right eye, his expression looked a bit nasty, "If you say that again, I'll ask you to recite my whole Name, if you can’t memorize it, you can’t have dinner!”
Qi Yang frowned, although he wanted to say that skipping dinner would not feel threatening to him at all, but thinking of Shutla's full name, Qi Yang still felt his tongue hurt - it was a long and difficult name, it sounded It's not like a word that normal humans would think of at all. After saying it once, the tongue seems to be tied into a bow.
After Shutra teased the serious little magician, he turned his head and smiled and continued to straighten his mecha joint ligaments, but he suddenly heard Qi Yang behind him spit out a series of syllables with perfect timing.
He turned around in surprise: "You...you can read my full name?"
Qi Yang nodded earnestly, and then showed a little troubled look: "It's so long."
Shutla put down the tools in his hand, came over and sat beside Qiyang, Mi Bao saw that the master was also coming, jumped up and down excitedly and made a gurgling sound.
"My name, you actually learned it." Shutla looked at Qiyang, his eyes were full of disbelief, those eyes were originally soft blue, but now they are a little watery, looking like The lake in the sun.
"Name..." Qi Yang frowned again. After thinking for a long time, he pressed his heart, "The name is... the soul."
Shutla laughed, turned his head to the side as if to cover up a certain movement, then turned around and said with a normal expression: "You mean to say that a name is a person's soul?"
Qi Yang nodded seriously, and repeated: "Soul."
"It's also said in my hometown. The name contains our memory, emotion, and even life. We have a saying that the departure of a life does not mean that he leaves this world, but the day when no one remembers his name. , so... I'm glad you pronounced my name."
Mi Bao gurgled excitedly, jumped up and down on his master's head, grabbed Sutra's long black curly hair like a chicken coop, and said such touching words with this shape, Qi Yang I couldn't help laughing out.
"In my hometown, newborns are often named after their ancestors. We believe that the name will give this new life force, let him inherit the excellent character of the ancestors, and the souls of the ancestors will continue to bless us through him...uh... ...This nasty brat!" Shutera found that Qi Yang's expression was wrong, and he grabbed the hair on the tip of Mi Bao's tail helplessly, and held it in his hand.
"No, bully Mi Bao!" Qi Yang said and took the chick away. The rescued Mi Bao made a mocking face of hatred towards Shutra in Qi Yang's arms.
"Who is bullying whom?" Shutla stroked his hair, completely losing his temper.
Qi Yang's ability to accept new things is extremely fast, and within a few days he was able to help Sutra draw a magic circle. Sutra's own magic is half-baked, and the magic circle he drew is only unsatisfactory, and Qi Yang is learning After learning how to use the special casting paint, he can draw extremely quickly and accurately.
"God, Qiyang, you are amazing!"
It was such a straightforward compliment, Qi Yang was still a little uncomfortable holding the paint bottle, and his whole body felt tense, while Shutla walked around the magic circle drawn on the ground without any pretentiousness, mouthing Can't stop admiring.
In fact, this thing is much easier to draw than the talismans in the cultivation world, as long as you draw it, you don't need to gather spiritual power, guide spiritual power or anything like that.
"Next, put this part on it, and recite another spell!" Shutla introduced, and put a bunch of parts that Qi Yang didn't recognize in the center of the magic circle, "This is a toughness-enhancing magic circle, which can strengthen zero The sturdiness of the parts. Of course, if a magician in our world is painting, he will input magic power while painting, and chant spells to use magic power to form a magic circle directly, instead of using spell-cast paint like us."
Oh, it turns out that graffiti painting is just an emergency strategy for two and a half fools.
Having said that, Qi Yang suddenly wanted to know how the "comprehension practitioners" in this world cultivated. After all, there is no aura here, and according to Xiutra, the "caster"—Qi Yang mistakenly thought that this They are existences similar to cultivators—they are divided into many types, the most common being elemental magicians.
"They mobilize the elements around them, communicate and blend with them, and drive them to function in a specific way. Isn't that how you use magic?" Shutla was a little confused about Qi Yang's question.
Qi Yang thought for a while, it seems that he is indeed driving spiritual power in this way?So nod.
"Well, you are a water magician, so you are closer to the water element you specialize in, aren't you?"
...Actually, I am closest to the sword.
Qi Yang was silent, he felt that there seemed to be an insurmountable gap between him and Shutla on some critical issue, and Shutla thought that Qi Yang had encountered a language barrier again.
"Let's go, I'll take you for a stroll around the city. You have to see something with your own eyes to know what it is!"
This is the first time Qiyang has visited the city in this world, he was a little dazzled for a moment, because there is such a difference between this place and the place he used to live in, almost no similarities can be found.
The architectural style on the street is beautiful, but it is completely different from the cornices and tiles that Qi Yang is familiar with, which makes Qi Yang realize very clearly that this is not his original world.
What?You said that at least all the people walking on the street are people?
wrong!
"It's a dwarf tribe. They are born short, and women also grow beards, but they hate others to talk about their height, so they must say they are 'halflings' when they face to face." Shutla approached Qiyang, and in his He whispered in his ear, "Their casting skills are particularly good."
Qi Yang stared straight at the bearded dwarf. The dwarf was wearing a pair of goggles and was standing on a high stool, arrogantly looking down at the guests in front of him.
"The one over there is the Earth Spirit Race. In the legendary era, they used to dig gems and exchange food with humans. Now they are usually engaged in jewelry identification and design. No human can match them. This is a racial talent." Said, Qi Yang would think that creature with thin legs and big head over there is a badly sewn doll, "They used to be called goblins, this kind of thing has always been inferior, and then I don't know what kind of strange and distorted national self-esteem It’s causing trouble, and everyone insists on calling them the Spirit Race.”
Of course, most of them are still normal people, at least by looking at their faces.
Only then did Qi Yang realize that not all people in this world are tall, but Shutla is exceptionally tall.Most of the pedestrians are not too different from their original world, and Qi Yang himself is quite tall, at least above average.
From this point of view, Shutla's height simply crushed the audience.
"Qiyang, come and try this, I think the blueberry pie here is the best!" Shutla bought two desserts from a dessert shop on the side of the road, and handed them to Qiyang happily.
Qi Yang took a blueberry pie, which exudes a sweet aroma, and there is no such thing in his own world... Or, Qi Yang actually does not know if there is such a thing in his world, he is still a baby It was picked up by the master when he was young, and before he became bigu, he lived on the Shiwan refined by the master.
In other words, Sword Immortal Qi Yang has never tried human food.
"Thank you...I..." Qi Yang wanted to say that he didn't need to eat, but suddenly he hesitated. He was rescued by a human being and was still living with this human being, and this human being liked this kind of food. Looking at myself with that kind of expectant eyes, I hope I like it too...
Hmm...Qi Yang sighed in his heart, there is no spiritual power in this world, and going back is an illusory thing, so it is very likely that he will stay in this world for a long time.
Anyway, bigu does not need to be eaten, and it is not impossible to eat it. If you eat it, you will not die. What if there are impurities in your body, just try the correct use of the toilet!
Qi Yang suddenly thought about it, Jianxiu has always been a kind of casual creature.
Under Sutra's expectation, Qi Yang plucked up his courage, as if he had made some kind of major decision, he took a bite of the blueberry pie with a solemn and solemn expression. With a puff, the blueberry jam inside sprayed out, just splashing on the tip of Qi Yang's nose.
"Hahaha..." Shutla couldn't help laughing so hard, "You're so cute!"
Qi Yang was fascinated by the feeling in his mouth, which was a feeling he had never experienced before. It was very hot, but not as hot as swallowing spiritual fire. into the heart.
"It was licked." Qi Yang looked up at Xiutra, this taste is what humans call "sweet".
"Sweet." Shutla bit the sound, took out a handkerchief and wiped the tip of Qiyang's nose, "Is it delicious?"
"Yeah." Qi Yang nodded vigorously, "I have eaten, the best food."
Of course, it is the best food that Qi Yang has ever eaten, because this is the first human food that Qi Yang has eaten.
——So soon Shutra found that what he picked up was a foodie, Qi Yang was biting a grilled fish, with a very serious expression, as if eating was a solemn and sacred cause for him.
Do the math, Qi Yang just ate a blueberry pie, a strawberry*, an egg yolk shortbread, a crab, a honey-roasted chicken leg, a plate of red oil haggis, a can of seafood chowder, a A bowl of vegetable corn chowder, a large fruit and cheese pizza, a smoked plum steak, and a bunch of marshmallow bears.
Now that he finished eating the grilled fish, he looked at Sutra shyly but full of longing, and pointed to the custard bun next to him.
...is this a normal food intake for a person?
"Can you still eat? Don't overwhelm, or we can eat after a break?" Shutla looked at Qi Yang with some concern. He was wearing a slim light purple magic robe today, with a slim waistline. Smooth and beautiful, so far, the stomach has not been rounded yet.
Qi Yang rubbed his stomach, and there was indeed a feeling of bloating, so he sighed a little regretfully, and left the shop in three steps.
Shutla held Qiyang by the hand, and couldn't help but smile. It's amazing that he is a foodie. The easiest creature in the world to deal with is a foodie...
I was worried that Qiyang would not digest if he ate too much, but the look in his eyes looking at all kinds of food was so pitiful, it reminded Sutra of the kitten he picked up in the academy a long time ago, and finally he compromised and bought a cup of fruit The sago milk tea was passed to Qiyang.
...my eyes light up when I see food...
"Be careful of being hot." Shutla hastily reminded.
Qi Yang took a sip of milk tea, the fruity and sweet taste was fresh and sweet, and he could bite into a soft sago from time to time, which was a great surprise.
"Qiyang, is the food in your hometown much different from the food here?"
The food in my hometown... Qi Yang silently recalled the elixir that hadn't been cooked in the pill furnace before the catastrophe, and thought for a while and said: "It should be... different, I have eaten very little."
I haven't eaten it at all!Qi Yang touched his swollen stomach and felt a novel experience.
Seeing him staring at the milk tea in his hand so wistfully, Shutla suddenly felt that he was about to melt away, and he didn't realize how soft his voice was when he opened his mouth to speak again: "It's okay, Diyana is big, everywhere There are different delicacies, I will definitely find an opportunity to take you around, where the food you like, we will buy a small house there, and we can live there anytime!"
Wait, Master Shutra, did you consider money when you said this?
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