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It was still the next day, and Ronan woke up suddenly, lost the suppression of the magic circle, and finally broke free from the shackles of his powerful spiritual power. The dark elements sensed the leader's fury, and all of them became violent in an instant. With Ronan as the center, The darkness rolled like a sea tide, and a large tsunami erupted, rumbling——

Click——Boom——————

In the early morning, Reina Yaruo was in a peaceful and sweet dream. Even the most pedantic old magician left the laboratory and went back to bed to sleep. At this moment, there was an earth-shattering explosion. When the sound rang, everyone was awakened, and the students poked their heads out of the dormitory one after another. Seeing this, they were stunned.

The apartment building where the Shadowmoon Mission temporarily lived was shrouded in a black vortex, steel bars, cement and broken bricks and stones... and there was also a screaming receptionist, who was spinning and flying in mid-air, the center of the storm There was a blurry figure, and the rest of the priests in black robes rushed out of the hardest hit area with amazing speed and reflexes, all dressed in black robes, standing by the side, very innocent.

what's the situation?That snarky receptionist offended the priest?No, this is early in the morning, how can there be arguing at this time?The students were astonished, and then put on a look of watching the show—the priest of Yingyue is quite powerful, and this building was bombed so badly?

Boom——Another loud explosion, accompanied by the exclamation of the crowd, the black vortex exploded to the side, and the surrounding buildings were all torn apart like pieces of paper, and many naked mentors were blown into the air , making screams of different lengths and tones.

"Oh - look! The naked body of the beautiful tutor!" The students laughed.

"Oh, if I want to offend Yingyue in the future, please remind me with 'dormitory ruins'."

"Oh, isn't that the old man Tufke who offended Priest Shadow Moon that day? Look at his leg hair! It's so thick, hahaha!"

"Damn it—look, the headmaster is flying too!"

The students cheered loudly, and a bald middle-aged woman flew in the air, dancing with her hands and feet, and her voice was comparable to that of the world's first soprano singer.

"Evil horses have their own villains to ride, Shadow Moon Priest is amazing! The principal is flying in mid-air, why will you always raise tuition fees!"

The students cheered collectively, clapped their hands, and started shouting in unison under the leadership of a senior from the Faculty of Arts, "Yingyue Yingyue is amazing, beat the principal to croak, the principal croaked, and tomorrow will be a lifetime!"

Ronan finally regained his sanity, looked up at the various mentors flying all over the sky... and their underwear, covered his face, and sighed, the dark elements calmed down, ping pong pong, the mentors howled , landed on the ground, exclaiming "Ouch my head" and "Ouch my leg" from time to time, and the principal is worthy of being the principal, when he landed, he rolled two circles and shouted: "Ouch, my Mimi— —”

All the priests silently set their sights on the bald woman's chest...

"Woo—it wasn't there in the first place, but it's all sunken in this time!" The headmaster got up and shouted, "It's Shadow Moon! You are here to be guests, not to make trouble!"

The attendant priest handed the gown to Ronan. Due to years of oppression, no one dared to laugh out loud, even though all the priests were laughing madly in their hearts.

Ronan put on his clothes slowly, and found that everyone around him was looking at him, including a bunch of heads in the dormitory building, so he tied up his clothes gracefully, and said slowly: "Principal Karen, I'm sorry for your breasts." Big and small are not interested, but you, should you strengthen campus security, pay the security team more salaries if you have money, don't waste money on your chest, what's the point of showing off at your age."

Oh—all the students onlookers cheered loudly.

"An assassin in your school sneaked into my room last night with the intention of committing murder. Principal, don't you want to give me an explanation?" Ronan smiled gracefully and charmingly, with dark elements covering his whole body. Familiarity is cold and terrifying, making Ronan's image at the moment perfectly interpret what evil is!

"Ahhh, Master Siyue is so cool! Master Siyue, I want to give birth to you!" The girls screamed loudly.

Kallen got up, took out a big wavy wig from her dimensional bag, put it on her head, coughed twice, and yelled at the nude instructors around her: "How can you neglect the adults of Shadow Moon! Don't go yet! Check the surveillance video from last night! See which assassin is so bold!"

The instructors around covered their important parts, and ran away against the laughter of the students.

The priest of the moon, Ronan Yingyue, has since been ranked No.1 in the "Reina Yaruo's Most Handsome Male God Ranking" and has become the number one in the "Between the Most Handsome God List" in the hearts of countless boys. The school newspaper urgently gathers and puts the front page The headline changed from the news about the fight between the mad knight and the mad dragon to "The cool and handsome priest woke up in the morning and bombed the teaching building angrily". The instructor ran around naked, and the scene was quite unsightly.

"Someone must be doing something in my room." The surrounding priests surrounded me silently, and Ronan said softly, "Wait until I catch this person..." He smiled, "I will let him pay the price..."

The priests were collectively silent, not daring to vent their breath.

Meow... When Ronan turned his head, he found a black cat covered in dust lying in the ruins. The black cat raised its head halfway with tears in its eyes, and howled aggrievedly. It swept its tail weakly on the ground and wiped its face Buried back in his paws, he whimpered softly.

"Oh..." Ronan hurriedly floated over, bent down to pick up the black cat, but his movements stopped, the pain from some strange parts was frantic, Ronan's face was pale, and he reluctantly picked up the black cat, the priests were puzzled Looking at his own leader, Ronan went mad again without warning, and knocked out all the priests with a dark blade, "Get out of here! What are you doing so ugly in front of me! Get out and arrest people!"

The true culprit is the black cat lying in Ronan's arms, grinning happily, what price do you want me to pay~ I'm waiting~

In the days that followed, the priests lived under Ronan's terrifying pressure, and they didn't know what happened to their leader. They were as moody as their uncle came all day long.

With the arrival of delegations from various schools, the highlight of their visit here is finally about to kick off!

"Welcome——welcome to the opening ceremony of this cross-century college showdown—" Sofia, the popular entertainment host, and her partner, a druid spellcaster who likes to turn into a white parrot, followed the lifting platform together. Rising into the air, overlooking the entire ring arena.

The venue was crowded with people. Except for the seats reserved for the cheering groups of various colleges, various media, and guests, other auditorium seats were really hard to find. Many media outlets fought for the right to broadcast on the Internet, and many of them couldn't make it to the venue. Viewers secretly log into the virtual community when they are at work or in class, and the server data is much larger than the traffic of voting in the presidential election.

"Our continent blessed by the gods has countless excellent schools, and each school has its own legend! Today, these legends will finally come together. Let us first applaud and invite the principals of each school— —”

Here comes the principal!The order of their appearance is arranged according to the initials. Although the first few principals are not well-known in the school, because of their good names, they have experienced the feeling of leading the stage, but they have not waited for them to show their faces in the media. , suddenly exclaimed, everyone's eyes were attracted by a huge machine behind them.

It was the muzzle of a gigantic black hole——

"Look! What is that? My God of Light!" Sophia exclaimed coquettishly, and the parrot partner flapped its wings and jumped on top of her head, chirping and croaking: "It's so scary! It's such a big muzzle!"

boom--

There was an earth-shattering cannon sound, a burst of flames from the huge muzzle, a cannonball rushed out, and exploded in mid-air with a bang, causing the rain of underwear to fill the sky in the arena.

"I'm the coolest underpants! The Royal Academy is the coolest!" The cheering group in the field wailed and howled.

"Yo~ It turned out to be the legendary Royal Academy! This high-profile appearance is the legendary Principal Barbara, Superman Underpants! Let us applaud his wonderful performance!"

Except for the cheering group of the Royal Academy, other audience boos in unison. Amidst the boos that shook the sky, a bad old man exploded out of the cannonball——Barbara, who was carrying a parachute shaped like underwear, fell from the sky, accompanied by snowflakes all over the sky. panties.He waved his hands benevolently in the air and shouted, "Young man! How are you? Put your feet up so I can see your sexy panties!"

Crash——a large banner landed from behind him, with a line of big characters crookedly written on it: "The Royal Academy is so bullish, Osland's death is imminent!"

At this moment, the students present quit. This is the home field of Oslant. All the students present raised the tomatoes and rotten eggs that had been prepared long ago, and started throwing them at Barbara in a uniform manner.Barbara laughed loudly, caught a big persimmon, and ate it with gusto.

"Bastard! You wretched old man!"

Suddenly, an "elegant" middle-aged woman appeared at the entrance. Oslant's principal Karen wore a gorgeous dress and rode a prepared unicorn, soaring into the sky and heading straight for Barbara.

"Oh, oh, look! Principal Karen is on the stage ahead of time! Starting from the two principals, the style of the entire opening ceremony has gone in an irreversible direction!" Sophia cheered loudly, fearing that the world would not be chaotic. .

In mid-air, the two principals began to wrestle together. Barbara specifically pulled Karen's wig, and Karen grabbed Barbara's pants and tore them forcefully—

"Oh my God, if there are minors around you, please cover their eyes immediately. This scene is so unpopular and unsightly! In such a serious scene Such an astonishing scene happened at such a grand meeting belonging to the academic world!" Sophia shouted happily, "Friends from the media! Give me a close-up shot! Principal Barbara revealed his cool underwear with paintings on it. With a chrysanthemum and a penis! And Principal Kallen's wig has fallen off! Now revealing a smooth shiny crown and sparse side hair!"

There was a lot of chaos on the field, and followed by Tilia, the principal of the Dragon Knight Academy of the Holy Dragon Empire. At this moment, the female knight was standing at the entrance of the field wearing a fiery red armor and a long sword on her waist, looking coldly. He glanced at the two headmasters who were wrestling together in the air, and gestured to the back very disdainfully.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Amidst the exclamation, following Tilia's movements, a row of knights behind her drew their swords together, lined up one by one, and threw the long swords in their hands sequentially from left to right. Tilia let out a low cry and flew into the air. Standing up, one foot stepped on the sword, and then the second knight threw his sword, Tilia taller and stepped on the second sword, a total of twelve knights threw out ten swords in their hands. Two swords, when Tilia stepped on the No.12 sword, she had already come to the place where the two principals were fighting in the sky.

The female knight turned around in the air, stepping out with both feet, one left and one right stepped on the heads of the two principals, raised her hand and drew out her sword, pointing to the sky, a bright red fighting spirit shot up into the sky, forming a flying dragon in the air. dragon shape.

"So handsome!" Sophia cheered loudly, "As expected of the beautiful principal of the Dragon Knight Academy! This is one of the two dragon knight captains of the Holy Dragon Empire! He is the tutor of the Dragon Emperor, the senior sister of the Dragon Queen, and several princes. The princess has been trained under her, she is the role model and goddess in the hearts of knights all over the continent!"

The audience shouted loudly: "Goddess, Goddess, I love you! Goddess, Goddess, my marriage—"

Tilia turned over in the air and landed neatly, the long sword was sheathed back, and the twelve swords behind her back were all nailed to the ground at this moment, forming a circle. In the center of the circle, there was a loud scream.Tilia gave a knight salute elegantly and solemnly, and retreated to the ranks of the principals.

With the performances of the principals of the three major colleges, the principals who appeared later began to become more and more coquettish, but unfortunately there were no talents who could match the principals of the three principals, so the opening ceremony was considered to be back on track.

"Okay! The principals are already in place. Now—let's raise our hands and cheer loudly. Let's invite the teams from each school to come out!!!"

The real highlight is coming!

The author has something to say: the playful plot is coming to an end, and Qi Yangyang is about to start the next dungeon!And then tomorrow, the first day of V... I'm so... nervous... It turns out... I've been practicing in the poor way for so long, and I still can't be as calm as Qi Yangyang...

And by the way, you don't need to hate Thrall, although he is perverted, but Ronan will make him pay the price... I think it's better to start preparing the eulogy for him in advance...