how to train your humans

Everything was going fairly well, so Ronan drank a glass of milk very happily, climbed into bed, and fell asleep comfortably.

——But when the nasty dream was silent for a few days and Ronan was too busy to forget about it, it appeared again!

The feeling in the dream is very real, and the person trapped in the dream usually has no ability to resist or hide, and to be honest, it is still a bit comfortable... But!Ronan's deepest consciousness retains a trace of sobriety - this is disgusting, he is a high-ranking priest who makes people do this and that in his dreams, even an ordinary man can't accept being forced to do some strange things , No, women can't accept it either!This is called persecution, this is called obsession/rape!Normal people would hate it to the bone!People who do this kind of thing should be smashed into scum by the forbidden curse!

Although Ronan never thought that this disgusting word would fall on him...

The scene in the dream became more and more complete. He felt that he was lying under a big tree, the grass was soft and fragrant, the little flowers on his cheeks were peaceful, and the wind was blowing through his body. It was a very relaxing scene... If it wasn't for the face The indistinct guy is doing whatever he wants, Ronan will think it's a nice dream!

"Woo..." Ronan, who was immersed in his dream, sobbed softly, unable to resist this strong feeling, tears wet the pillow.

As always, Ronan struggled to wake up at dawn, and accidentally rolled down to the ground, hitting his waist and back, causing his eyes to turn black from the pain.

This can't be just a dream!

Ronan got up slowly with a horrified expression, and had to summon two skeletons to support him, one on the left and one on the right.The room was very quiet, nothing unusual, except for the messy sheets... Ronan had a slight twitch of veins on his forehead, and the messy sheets and quilts were all made by himself, obviously—if that happened in reality...

The anger made the dark elements around Ronan a little unstable. He looked around the whole room - he still couldn't find anything unusual. The air in the morning was a bit cold, and the room was quiet, only the black cat curled up in the cat's nest, sleeping comfortably The suit also made a small grunting sound.

He turned around, but didn't see the black cat pretending to be asleep covering his eyes with his paws behind him. He didn't dare to look at Ronan who was naked... After seeing it, he still wanted to continue doing bad things last night, what should I do!

Ronan walked slowly to the bathroom and looked at himself in the mirror. Everything was as usual, and there was nothing strange about him, but he felt very tired, and the feeling from certain places was almost tormenting people crazy.

……and many more!

Ronan stared at himself in the mirror, his skin was pale and smooth, without any imaginary traces... But he raised his hand and drew a small magic circle on his chest——"Magic Tracing"——

Reproduces any magical effects that have occurred to the caster within twelve hours.

The effect of retrospective magic is reversed, and Ronan watched with a livid face slowly revealing strange things that made him want to kill——

"Some kind of psychic enchantment? Or... the soul suppression of the necromancer?" Ronan's face became more and more gloomy. Is this some necromancer against him?No - wait, this is it? !

"Druid's high-level natural healing technique? Is it natural magic that erased these traces..." Ronan's magic circle finally flashed a green light, which was a trace of natural magic, "Druid? It's a druid..."

After getting dressed, Ronan walked out of the bathroom with a normal expression, and picked up the black cat. The cat huddled up and rubbed against his arms. The position of the cat's chin was gently scratched, and the cat squinted its eyes and purred. The extremely comfortable black cat didn't know that he had "fallen off the horse".

Now there are some druids who not only like to turn into animals with no IQ and run around, but even feed their shame to cats...

Very good...cute little cat...

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In Barbara's angry roar, Qiyang and Shutla were sent to the airship.

"Bastard! If you don't finish the competition, I will expel you from school! Exit! Exit!!!" Barbara waved a banner of underwear, and was blocked by a group of knights from the airship sternly, "And Shutla, if you If you don’t come to teach, I won’t pay you! No more!!!”

Shutla happily opened the window and said, "I'll give it to you, I don't want it anymore."

"Bastard—————" Barbara's roar echoed for a long time. As revenge, he forcibly detains Vera and lets her take Qiyang's place in the competition.

Inside the airship, Qi Yang was sitting upright, Shutla glanced at his expression, and laughed: "Why, are you nervous?"

Qi Yang nodded honestly, "It's a bit..." Du Tianjie didn't change his face, but he became nervous because he was going to see "my father".Parents are an old thing for Jianxiu 800 years ago, and Qi Yang's father ran away before he was born, and he never got along with a creature like "father".

"I haven't lived with my father either..." Shutla said, "The young dragons of the dragon clan were raised collectively when they were young. The cubs of the dragon clan and the offspring of humans are not raised in the same way."

Descendants...Qi Yang was stunned for a moment, "Han Bing, I'm sorry, there will be no descendants if you are with me..."

"Ah?" Shutla was also stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing, pinching Qi Yang's palm while laughing, "Why are you still worried about strange problems?"

Is this a weird question?

"Could it be that in this world, everyone doesn't care about future generations?" Qi Yang asked suspiciously. He was even invited into the palace by the emperor of the current dynasty to pray for the queen who had been unable to give birth for a long time-it was really difficult for a human emperor. , and finally dug out his cave... "Descendants are very important... If you don't care about descendants, why are you looking for the third prince so hard?"

There are even a few generations of single heirs, because the wife can't bear children, so she takes a concubine or even divorces her wife. Therefore, although Qi Yang is an outsider, he always thinks that for the mortal world, the offspring may be better than the partner. important.

"Of course not." Shutera pointed out solemnly, "Offspring are the crystallization of love. It is good to have nature. Of course, if you have a child, you must love him with all you have, but if you don't have one, you don't have to force it. There is still a country for adoption these days. Subsidies...but I'm talking about humans, for us dragons..."

Sutra paused for a moment, with the Dragon Clan being so terribly selfish, even his own children would not want to share their partner with him!Especially—in case there is really a little boy by his side, Qi Yang and himself, the gentle sword repairer and the arrogant ice dragon... There is no doubt whose arms this child will jump into.

Don't even adopt!

The species of "children" quietly boarded the blacklist in Shutla's heart.

"You see, raising a child is a lot of trouble, and you have to take care of his food and drink. To go to school, you have to find a good teacher everywhere from kindergarten, check his homework every day, accompany him to the amusement park, and buy him food and drink. It will cost a lot of money if you do the math." Shutla pointed out solemnly.

"Uh..." Qi Yang was silent, money... now he is still eating and drinking Shutra for free, it would be great if he could make money... "I'm really sorry that I caused you to have no offspring..."

"What do I want my offspring to do..." Shutla stretched out his arms and hugged him into his arms, "Didn't I say that if you want a child to play with, we can just hold one from the clan to play with. But if you What should I do if Xiaolong ignores me..."

The airship is flying in the air, and there are dragon knights lined up to escort it in mid-air. Recently, the topic of the third prince is too hot. Serena dare not let Xiutra and Qiyang fly by themselves, so she specially chartered an airship. After all, Xiutra has such a figure No matter how high you fly, you will be seen.

"Further ahead is the territory of our country." Serena walked into the inner warehouse, amused to see Qi Yang quickly come out of Shutla's arms, and the blue dragon whisperer stared at the dragon queen fiercely with a dissatisfied expression on his face , Serena stuck out her tongue triumphantly, "This is the southern border. This dense forest used to be called the 'Sacred Forest Sea'. In the depths of the dense forest is the tree of life of the elves... Unfortunately, the elves have disappeared for nearly 2000 years. Years... After that, no one went deep into this dense forest, and those who wanted to develop forest resources or archaeological remains of the elves failed to come back, so now people call this dense forest the 'forest of death'."

"Why does a race disappear?" Qi Yang asked.

"I don't know. Gradually they disappeared from people's sight and never appeared again. I don't know if they are hiding in the depths of the dense forest or have left this world." Serena looked down at the dense jungle through the porthole , "It is said that it is a very beautiful race. There used to be a high priest from the elves in the Temple of Light. During that time, the number of believers in the temple increased dramatically... Hey, this world that looks at faces."

Qi Yang laughed, and there was also an argument between him and the first third prince on who was real and who was fake on TV, and his approval rate was quite high - the result of looking at his face.

"In case... I'm not yours... yours..."

"Heh~" Serena jumped, jumped over and sat next to Qi Yang, and grabbed Qi Yang's hair, "I just think you are very close to me...I'm sorry...I lost you once, and I won't Again."

Shutla on the side suddenly reached out dissatisfied, trying to snatch Qi Yang's hair back.

"let go!!!"

"Not loose!!!" The sensational atmosphere that was about to start disappeared in an instant, and a tall dragon with a jealous face and a girl-faced queen with an awkward face fought and kicked for Qi Yang's hair.

"Hey...you..."

"Qiyang is my contract partner, let go!"

"No! This is definitely my son, born to me, have you got my permission?"

"I don't know yet, don't rush to recognize relatives! Let go——"

"Me! Just! No!!!"

……

Qi Yang, who was caught in the middle, covered his face, why did he not want to go to Shenglong for a moment...

In the imperial capital of the Holy Dragon Empire, the red carpet of flowers has been spread all the way to the entrance of the palace. The knights lined up around the royal airship are wearing imperial uniforms. The dragons are relatively casual. They huddle together with their families, waiting to see " With the appearance of the second "Three Princes", due to the limited space, most of the dragons were forced to be reluctantly transformed into human forms.

Dragon Emperor Kamel stood at the front of the red carpet, and the rest of the civil and military ministers also came, and several princes and princesses, except Vera, were all present—including the "first third prince".

The fourth prince Kaldan looked at the slowly landing airship with a bad expression, and said to Yi Rui in a low voice: "This must be a conspiracy, I want to see where this brat came from, dare to pretend to be you."

Yi Rui smiled foolishly: "Fourth Brother...Actually, could it be that you made a mistake? I only know how to run farms, so maybe I'm a fake..."

"Impossible!" Kardan's face was extremely bad, "You can make the badge carrying the blood oath glow, only the royal blood can do that!"

"Okay, after the bloodline verification, it will be clear." The eldest princess stopped the argument between the two younger brothers in time. Her partner, Yinlong Shuangnu, as the speaker of the silver dragon clan, stood with the dragon clan, and the dragon clan Their discussion is more straightforward——

"No matter how you look at it, it's the second one that looks real. It looks good and has high strength. The point is that it makes the thousand-year-old ice cube spring up."

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, making the thousand-year-old ice cube spring up can't be counted as evidence in court!

Long Ting's council leader and Zaifu stepped forward together, the hatch opened, and Qi Yang and Shutla came out led by Serena.

"Your Majesty the Dragon Queen!" All the knights saluted together.

"Welcome to the return of Your Majesty the Dragon Queen." Prime Minister Owen walked over with a cane. The old man is quite old and will soon retire. Now he insists on being there to greet him in person. He passed the Dragon Queen and looked at Qi Yang. Yang saluted him, the old man was very satisfied with Qi Yang's etiquette, and walked forward, "Welcome, son."

He hung a necklace around Qiyang's neck, and all the knights, ministers and dragons around him stared nervously at Qiyang's neck. Qiyang didn't know why he saw the old Zaifu smiling at him, and said Dragon language read a passage——

Because of the symbiosis contract, Qi Yang can understand the dragon language. That passage says:

"Under the light of the shining dragon, use the badge soaked in the contract notch as a medium to prove the origin of the blood relationship."

Pedigree test?This is the test?Isn't this a test?But before Qi Yang could get nervous, he saw a soft purple light from the badge.

The old Zaifu let everyone see clearly, and then said loudly: "The contract shows that this is indeed the blood of the royal family!"

What?it is true?Everyone present was stunned, did they actually get a response from the bloodline contract?However, this will cause a big problem!The old Zaifu turned around, frowned and asked the Dragon Queen suspiciously: "Your Majesty, forgive me for being rude, didn't you really give birth to twins back then?"

What the hell!Serena rolled her eyes, "Of course it's one!"

"Then... the third prince's body split?"

Qi Yang looked at Shutla dumbfounded, the latter looked innocent.Obviously, Ronan acted very quickly. Before Qiyang himself didn't know, Ronan had already prepared him. Who knows what kind of strange method the dark priest used to cheat the blood test.

The Dragon Emperor looked at Qiyang, and then at Yi Rui. The latter looked around in a daze. Seeing everyone looking at him, he blushed so badly that the fourth prince Kaldan yelled directly: "This is impossible! I There is only one third brother, someone must be tricking me!"

Nonsense, who doesn't know that there is only one third prince, and it's not true that he will split himself!

"Then, let the two third princes live in the palace for the time being."

... There must be one, or more than one, that is false.

Shenglong specially arranged a dormitory for Qiyang. The room that Qiyang lives in is not big, but obviously the internal affairs officer of Shenglong chose the house according to Xiutra's figure-so that Qiyang stepped into it. In the huge space where the walls are full of blue crystals, he trembled in shock.

"Your Highness, this is a lounge specially prepared for your dragon family." The cute maid was wearing a blue skirt with a blue dragon pattern printed on it. The maid looked at Qiyang blushingly and said happily, " You and your dragon lord can have fun here!"

There are blue crystals all over the ground...Qi Yang had to bless his eyes with spiritual power—his eyes are relatively fragile and cannot see too strong light. Shutla is obviously very satisfied with these crystals, touching the wall, even He showed a smile to the maid without hesitation.

When everyone dispersed, Qi Yang and Shutla began to look around. The palace was decorated very warmly. Most of the decorations were blue or related to the theme of ice and snow, but they would not look cold. Many little snow dolls Very cute, Qi Yang also found a desk lamp in the shape of a little blue dragon.

"At first glance, it is the taste of the Dragon Emperor." Shutla grabbed a blue dragon pillow and put it next to his cheek, "Qiyang~look at me, look at me~I am a cute little dragon~~~"

Qiyang laughed out loud, and Shutla also laughed, and couldn't help but secretly cut a small piece of ice-attributed blue crystal from the wall, and ate it as a jelly bean.

The communicator rang suddenly, Shutla pinched the pillow, looked at it, and then his face was full of astonishment.

"Huh? What happened?"

"Qi Yang." Shutla said solemnly, "Ronan said, he didn't expect the bloodline test to be so sudden, they did it just after you arrived...so, he didn't have time to cast magic on you..."

The author has something to say: I am so happy...the collection does not increase but falls...Pindao goes to the rooftop to blow his crotch...

Uh, let’s investigate, how many people still believe in the poor way—Qi Yang is not the third prince? 【Believe in the poor way, um】