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The current dragon emperor of the Holy Dragon Empire, Cage East, has been in power for 37 years, but strictly speaking, he has been in power for 63 years, because when he was still the prince, he had already started to regent—this It is due to his father being a very "achieveable" dragon emperor-"the best dragon emperor in history or the best painter in history in politics". , it can also be said that he is the worst dragon emperor in history.

So when he was a teenager, Cage had already started to clean up all kinds of messes for his father. Fortunately, it took only ten years to grow up from breastfeeding to being able to write music fluently. His Majesty the Dragon Emperor".

Since he was a teenager, Cage has made a clear goal - to have more children in the future, so that when one succeeds, there will be another one, so that he will not pass the throne to the only painter son like his grandfather.

Then the second goal is to marry a capable daughter-in-law, preferably able to play, watch and govern—at least don’t marry a model dragon queen like my father did—it is said that the process of the two getting acquainted and falling in love is very simple—— One draws and one is painted.

But in people's eyes, the current Dragon Emperor Cage has always been a bitch who can only cry since he took office. If he didn't have a great dragon queen, he would definitely perish. This is really God Bless the Holy Dragon.

When other people's children are playing with mud every day, the future Dragon Emperor is struggling with countless memorials, so he will never approve memorials after he ascends the throne...is it human nature?Since Cage ascended the throne 37 years ago, Serena the Dragon Queen has been in charge of state affairs, Serena the Dragon Queen has been in command of the legion, and Serena the Dragon Queen has presided over the parliament, so that people have forgotten Cage's past.

The third prince, Qi Yang, is about to launch the final challenge to the Dragon Emperor!People talked about it with relish, but no one looked up to Cage — what else could that guy do but cry?Oh, and act like a baby.Seeing the little face of the Dragon Emperor that is more tender than the Dragon Queen every day, the people of the Holy Dragon Empire feel that this is forcing people to control Lily!It looks really picturesque. A crying beauty falls softly into the arms of a heroic female knight. It’s beautiful, right, but the premise is that the crying guy isn’t Dragon Emperor!

This kind of sissy dragon emperor is sure to lose!

Look at his son!Although she is also very handsome, she is not a mother at all!That tall and straight figure, that resolute look, that sharp long sword...

The third prince is merciful, don't break your father's face, he only has that face left to look at!

The fiery red armor is paired with a white knight uniform, and the dragon pattern on it is golden - this is the battle suit that Serena often wears, but in fact, it originally belonged to the Dragon Emperor, so we can probably see Cage's appearance from this Worthy of being called a sissy.

A very thin sword, the whole body of the sword is fiery red, the hilt is golden, inlaid with red magic gemstones of fire attribute - this sword was once cast by the best craftsmanship of the elves, using volcanic core The fire spar, forged with sky fire, cooled with the fountain of life on the holy tree - Cage dug it out from the treasure house of the fire dragon Tianyan family back then. At that time, the entire Tianyan family mobilized and beat Cage , but still failed to prevent Cage from taking the sword.

——Later, Cage used this sword to wipe out the rebellion in the south of the empire, cleared out the wild mercenaries who made trouble on the border, and conquered the mountain barbarian tribes in the northern mountains.

It's just that, in today's era of rapid development and countless information flying in the sky every day, let alone decades ago, even a few months ago, it is easy to forget.

When Serena saw Cage dismantle the grape trellis in the garden, she almost rushed up to give him a dizzy [-] feet, but in a blink of an eye, Cage took out the sword from the hollow wooden stick of the flower trellis... haven't seen you for a long time.

"...You really know how to find a place to hide." Serena was speechless.

Cage took out another wooden stick aggrieved: "I still have some private money... I admit my mistake, don't beat me up."

two coins...

Serena raised her eyebrows and decided not to beat him up.

"Obviously she was a sweet pink loli when she was young, but when she grows up, she becomes a violent queen..." Cage muttered softly while holding the sword.

Serena snorted, grabbed His Majesty's ear, twisted it hard, and heard a scream in satisfaction.

"You have the nerve to say it! You raised me to become a violent woman!" Serena poked a certain Dragon Emperor's chest, "I let you play with it, I let you play with it!!!"

"I'm wronged——" Cage ran away with his head in his arms, "Tell me, I rescued a little slave girl in the enemy's den, and it's normal to bring her home to raise! That little girl has grown up and fully meets my requirements for a daughter-in-law. , then it is normal for me to be married! Besides, you have been married to me for more than 30 years, and now you are not satisfied. Why did you go if you are not satisfied-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Wife, please forgive me—I have to compete tomorrow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Hard mouth! Look at it!!!"

"Aww~~~~~~~ Violence can't solve any problems, aww—"

Obviously, he was a violent maniac when he was young, but he kept saying this.Serena still remembers the first meeting with Cage decades ago. In a wild barbarian camp, half of the knight was soaked in blood. He smiled at her and said, "Hey... when will everyone realize that violence doesn't actually solve problems?"

then……

After that, more than a dozen psychiatrists were invited successively, and Catherine finally got out of her psychological shadow!

"Ah, ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, my wife, please forgive me~~~~~~~~~~" Decades have passed, and the screams of the Dragon Emperor are still full of anger, and they linger around the beam for three days endlessly.

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The arena is full of people, and because there are too many people paying attention, not everyone can enter the arena to watch, but the enthusiastic Shenglong people advocate martial arts and chivalry. This kind of duel between the top dragon knights of the royal family is definitely worthy of the attention of the whole people. The squares, pubs and other places were crowded with people. Even if they couldn't get into the scene, everyone was happy to sit in front of the screen and wait for the result, cheering for the new emperor. This is the cohesion of the Knight Empire.

Of course, there is also a bet—a bet on how long His Majesty the Dragon Emperor can last under the hands of the third prince Qi Yang.

Regarding the comments in the public, the Dragon Emperor smiled lightly and continued to be his little sissy.

In the center of the arena, Qi Yang and the Dragon Emperor stood facing each other. Qi Yang was used to wearing the fluttering toga in the past. Even if he changed to knight clothes now, he was still very uncomfortable with knight armor. After all, he didn’t need that thing, so Shutla The soft armor was specially prepared for him, imitating the equipment of the elf archers recorded in the classics, with the addition of agility and endurance enchantments, and the arm armor has power blessings. Although the actual effect Qi Yang doesn't care, but the magic runes The little brilliance of the little brilliance set off the whole person with a little halo, just like a beautiful elf.

What really surprised people was the Dragon Emperor—he stood in the middle of the arena, giving people the feeling of a burning fire. Not only the public, but many young knights were surprised. Is that really the Dragon Emperor himself?Only some of the old knights present here, those who have followed Cage on expeditions, can vaguely remember that the reason why the sword is so red is that it was dyed from blood.

"It's up to you to choose, are we fighting against each other, or are we fighting with our Dragon Clan partners?"

Qi Yang smiled: "Father decides."

"Then we, father and son, will be one-on-one." Cage swung the sword in his hand, his movements still sharp and smooth.

"it is good."

Others may despise the Dragon Emperor, but Qi Yang has never, among other things, if the Dragon Emperor is really a good-for-nothing, how can such an outstanding Dragon Queen fall in love with him?

"In the final battle of the throne challenge, His Highness the Third Prince Qiyang will challenge His Majesty the current Dragon King Cage East. Both sides will fight alone. Under the witness of Guangyao, uphold the principles of fairness, impartiality and objectivity. If you can abide by the spirit of chivalry, the rest will be decided by the weapon in your hand!"

Serena stood on the high platform, one was her husband, the other was her child, no matter which one won, it was her glory.

"Battle begins!"

The two people in the field were not in a hurry, they were facing each other, and they were even chatting in voices that only each other could hear clearly.

"I heard that you have been in another world for 800 years." The Dragon Emperor said suddenly, "I was struggling for a long time when I heard the news. I am not old yet, but my son is so old."

Qi Yang smiled and said nothing, not at all like an "eight-hundred-year-old guy".

"But 800 years is just a fraction compared to the glory of the empire for thousands of years."

The Dragon Emperor's hand holding the sword suddenly moved, and a delicate flame flowed from his fingers to the sword: "You have never seen the glory of the empire, and you have never fought side by side with the knights, so I must know, I will take my sword. Is it feasible to hand over the most beloved country to a person who has lived in another world for 800 years?"

The attack strikes instantly!

Qi Yang followed the agreement when the challenge was proposed, and did not use Chang Ning, nor did he use spiritual power. He only relied on his martial arts and physical strength to catch the seemingly light but thunderous blow from the Dragon King——

In the eyes of outsiders, the Dragon Emperor slowly drew out his sword, the tip of the sword lightly tapped on the Qiyang Sword, and then the two of them stopped moving.

Three seconds later, a circle of blazing flames erupted on the ground of the arena, and the airflow of the explosion shook the protective cover to the point of collapse. Everyone collectively burst out in exclamation. A grand firework.

Is this the strength of the Dragon Emperor?Is this the strength of that bitch?

Without using spiritual power, Qi Yang took two steps back because of the blow, his arm went numb, and the Dragon Emperor in front of him withdrew his sword and raised the corner of his mouth.

"Violence can't solve problems." He said, "Shenglong advocates martial arts. As the only prince, I have been training with a sword in the schoolyard since I was three years old, when other children were still playing with building blocks. But I After becoming the Dragon Emperor, for 37 years, I haven't touched a hand again, and this is the first time."

As soon as the blade turned, the Dragon Emperor raised his wrist and raised the sword lightly to the sky, "Blind violence will only make the sword holder a meaningless thug, so I have been thinking about why our country advocates force. Can it still stand as the oldest empire for thousands of years?"

The sword slashed down in an instant, and the flames that passed by were comparable to falling from the sky. Qi Yang didn't take the blow head-on. He stepped on the ground and dodged close to the side of the Dragon King. Just cling to Qi Yang's back heart and never leave.

The Dragon Emperor proved with his amazing sword skills that he never really took off his armor in 37 years.

Qi Yang was secretly surprised. The Dragon Emperor's sword moves can be said to have no routines at all, but there is a principle-the moves are all key points, and they are closely chasing the dead point. This kind of swordsmanship that has been practiced for a long time is very fierce. , even Serena couldn't compare to him.

Every sword hits the vital point, flames and fighting spirit are raging on the field, and the Dragon King has the upper hand in an instant, everyone is dumbfounded.

The various media that broadcast this challenge were in a hurry. While everyone was in a daze, the director hurriedly searched for various information, dug out the information of the Dragon Emperor from some corner, and broadcast it immediately .

What?The border riots in Shenglong more than forty years ago?Barbarian tribes rebelling?The public is at a loss. When did this... happen?Why no impression at all?They always thought that Shenglong, Guotai, Minan, Feng Tiao and Yu Shun had no troubles!Did the Dragon Emperor personally lead troops to quell the chaos?Is there such a thing?Why doesn't everyone know?War will not use the treasury?But the tax has not changed, transportation and communication have not been affected, when did it happen?

Why is it that as a citizen of the empire, the strength of the current Dragon Emperor is hardly known?

The long swords collided with each other, making a crisp collision sound. Due to the force of the two sides, the blades rubbed sparks. Although the sword in Qi Yang's hand was also a good sword found in the treasury, it was still under the intensive attack of the Dragon Emperor. mouthed.

"I think, if you go all out, it's not a problem to win me?" The two passed by, and the Dragon Emperor suddenly said in Qi Yang's ear, "Do you know why I asked you not to use spiritual power?"

Qi Yang held the sword in his backhand to block the attack from the Dragon King's back. The sword in his hand was finally overwhelmed and broke with a click.

Qi Yang replied: "...you have been reciting, violence does not solve the problem."