how to train your humans

Sal stayed in the southern dense forest, turning into a jet-black cat all day long, running around in the woods lonely, watching Amir and Novaen love each other, his heart was so stuffed, he thought of "gentle but unresolved" The Ronan of "Renyi" is just an illusion, so he is even more sad. No one can smooth his fur, so he can only lick it by himself. You can only eat fruit by yourself. Have you ever seen a cat eating wild fruit?What a miserable word!And no one has cut his nails yet, so he can only scratch the tree trunk and sharpen his claws every day, making a stabbing sound.

At this time, the little elf Yalan will come out to make up the knife: "Huh? Dad, look, the big black cat is thinking about his wife again!"

Cover your face... Isn't the elves very elegant in the legend?Why is the revived elf so straightforward!Amir pulled his son into the house for education, and Nova knelt on the washboard in the corner again. The reason was that when he took his son for a walk after dinner yesterday, he pointed to the black cat scratching the tree trunk and said, "Look, that cat The cat is in spring."

The legend is true, but what kind of character he will eventually grow into depends on the teacher.

But Sal didn’t live in the dense forest for too long. A few months later, the lonely big cat meowing day and night disappeared. Xiao Yalan was sad for a long time, and Nova had to go to the pet shop outside the city. After buying back a litter of black cats, he tragically discovered that the order in Amir's heart became like this: Yalan>Qiyang>Kitty>Cat Mom>Cat Dad>Nova.

Damn it, it’s fine if Qi Yang is in the queue, the cats are all in the front row!Nova angrily tore open a bag of cat food, and obediently went to feed the little ancestors.

"Your son doesn't like the food you cook, so let's make cat food. If the cat doesn't want to eat..." Amir pondered for a moment, then said slowly, "What do you want?"

...After giving birth to a child, the husband can do whatever he wants, right?Nova hit the wall depressed again, but survived.

It has been three years since Qiyang saw Sal in the dense forest again, and not too many things happened in the three years. The son of Kangseri and Kaldan was born soon, and Vera found a boyfriend, which made him What is surprising is...it is actually the "useless prince" of Oslant... It is said that the royal family has already discussed the issue of marrying with Oslant. Anyway, the royal family of their country is just a national symbol , but Shenglong's side is different, it is in power, and the heir to the throne is still waiting for Vera to be born.

Qi Yang has a little impression of the prince who met once in the college competition. "Prince Chai" actually showed his might, and led the lacking team to the final by himself. Although he still lost to Ace Academy Reina Yaruo in the end, after this battle, the Royal Academy and the "Prince Waste Chai" himself pretended to be pigs. The reputation of eating tigers has spread far and wide.

But all of this is not as shocking as Qi Yang seeing Thrall now!

This-this-is this the unruly druid?Is this still the Necromancer that the Abyss Council dare not offend?Is this really the wild black mage who was able to single-handedly fight with Shadow Moon for ten years without defeat?

God!Qi Yang covered her face deeply... What's the matter with this girlish aura rushing towards her face?

In the meantime, Ronan was holding a big, sleek black cat in Ronan's arms. The black cat was obediently lying in Ronan's arms. He would purr when he scratched his chin, squint his eyes and rub his hands when he rubbed his head, and he would even rub his belly obediently. Open the limbs and expose them to Ronan!

Here's what happened!

There is also a cute bell hanging around the neck of the black cat Sal, which jingles when it moves. If Ronan stops touching his head, he will stand up straight, open his big round eyes, and rub it pitifully, All kinds of cuteness and petting, Ronan slapped him when he was angry, but he would only meow, his eyes were wet, it was very pitiful.

"This cat... is Thrall, right?" Qi Yang was silent for a moment, and Shutla spoke first, "He... didn't make a mistake in a magic experiment, and then he really became an animal with no IQ?"

Ronan snorted, raised his hand and threw the cute cat out, without mercy, the black cat instantly turned into a mage Thrall in black robe, his face didn't change at all, it was this... how to say……

"Baby Ronan... I was wrong, don't be angry with me, okay~~~"

Oh my God! ! !All the onlookers ran through countless grass and mud horses, that oh... oh... oh... can you not make the ending sound longer and make eighteen turns, you are a cat for a long time and can't speak human words, this It's a tone that bluntly imitates the heroine of a romantic TV series, and the imitation fails!Disgusting!

Sure enough, Ronan also felt disgusted, so he slapped him, pa...a slap print appeared on Sal's face, and then...he...actually...puzzled...crying...

Cried……

Cried……

Cried……

Ronan, what have you done to Thrall in the past three years!

"Shut up, don't cry." Ronan's face was gloomy, and then Thrall...really held back.

"You haven't allowed me to go back to sleep in the house for half a month... woo..." Sal said in a low voice, "I don't dare anymore, I will definitely restrain myself in the future, and I will never let you wake up in the morning again It's time for morning prayer, please forgive me~~~ You don't want to find two fathers arguing when the child is born~~~~~"

Everyone covered their faces...

"Please~~~~~" Thrall leaned over and said pitifully, "I really know I was wrong!"

"Do business first!" Ronan didn't waver at Sal's moaning, and said directly to Qi Yang, "I really want to trouble you, we are here to ask you to help have a baby."

Sal immediately stood up straight, and said solemnly: "I have made all the preparations, and I will definitely be a good elf dad!"

...how...how did you train?Qi Yang suddenly wanted to rush over and ask Ronan, how did you train Thrall!I also want my blue dragon marinated in old vinegar to become so obedient!

I want to have a baby too! ! !

"It's actually very simple." In private, Ronan happily told Qiyang, "Sal's past was miserable, and you know that, so you just need to be nice to him, let him get used to such a gentle country, let these It has become an indispensable thing in his life like air, so he can’t accept it after losing it suddenly, and he will definitely do everything in order to get back to me. At this time, he will be willing to make any changes for me.”

Seeing Ronan's joyful expression, Qi Yang realized... how can such a person... who can control a temple, become an unbreakable spiritual belief in the north, and be flexible enough to deal with other countries... How could he be pure and harmless!

Although Thrall is perverted, compared to the clergy who has been fooling believers all the year round, his emotional intelligence is obviously far behind!

With the recovery of the power of praying for the sun, the holy tree is becoming more and more lush. Now the life force of the holy tree can conceive an elf almost at the same speed as a human being. So ten months later, Ronan and Thrall stood nervously in the holy tree. tree branches, waiting for their children to be born—

Snapped--

The fruit cracked open, and a fresh herbaceous aroma filled the air. Excited Sal almost lay on the crack to look at the child. It was Ronan who slapped him before he coughed twice and put on a fatherly expression. Getting ready for the birth of a child.

"Hey???"

"This--"

Including Qi Yang, everyone was dumbfounded, a small brain poked out from the fruit, the small pointed ears trembled, opened their hazy eyes, saw Ronan at a glance, let out a soft cheer happily, fluttered into Ronan's arms.

It's just... this elf, with pitch-black skin and pure white hair, opened his eyes, a pair of blood-red eyes, like the firelight in the underground rocks.

"Fire in the stone..." Qi Yang was stunned for a moment, "This... this is a dark elf!"

The people living in the underground palace in the legendary era are a branch of the brave and good at fighting elves. They have distinctive dark skin and white hair. Their blood-red eyes make them look more mysterious and evil, so humans often call them dark. The elves, who believe in the god of the holy tree and nature, are also blessed by the lady of the night.

"According to rumors, in the war at the end of the Third Age of Gods, the Queen of the Dungeon Elves allowed the priests to hide in the Elven Dungeon in order to protect the Shadow Moon Temple, which was regarded as a 'heretic' at that time, and the Queen paid her life for this... The legend is dark The gods thanked the elf queen for protecting his believers, so after the queen died, her soul reached the dark border and became the lady of the night beside the dark monarch. "

Everyone looked up and found a little girl jumping down from a height—the Lich Asius.

He looked at the little elf who was alive and kicking when he was born. The little elf was also very happy to see the dark and familiar lich.

"This is a little girl, it seems that the queen of the dungeon elves is here again." Asius poked the elf's face happily, "One of you is the current priest of the shadow moon, and the other is using the power of darkness and death It's normal for a mage to give birth to a dark elf, but if you give birth to a holy tree elf with holy light all over you, I think you, as the priest of the moon, will have a greatly reduced position in the hearts of believers."

The elf giggled and reached for Thrall's nose.

At first glance, the dark skin made the two fathers startled, but after getting used to it, seeing the elf's dark but still handsome face, their hearts felt extremely soft... This is their daughter.

The little girl really showed no preference for the two fathers. After getting close to Ronan, she jumped into Sal's arms with agility. Sal had never hugged such a soft little life. The elf was self-reliant, climbed up to Thrall's neck and rode, and cheered to grab the little flower on the top of the tree trunk. That little flower was the guardian flower that was born with the first dark elf, so that flower was also black.

"Oh my god...the elves are really the most amazing race I've ever seen." Ronan whispered, "Qiyang...I don't know how to thank you anymore..."

Qi Yang smiled: "The child will have to call me little uncle when he grows up." Looking at the elf, he suddenly said eagerly, "Sal, can you give me a hug?"

Sal immediately protected his daughter, that posture...but his daughter liked Qi Yang very much—as an elf, she naturally and clearly felt that the person in front of her was the incarnation of nature...so the elf jumped down with a whimper, Just happened to be caught by Qi Yang and held in his arms...

So soft!It smells so good!It's so comfortable to hold! ! !

Qi Yang's whole body melted.

When he went back, Ronan was holding an elf in his arms, and the elf was holding a big black cat in his arms, which could be used as a toy for his daughter. Salton felt that he, a druid, was not in vain.According to the customs of the elves, an elf with both parents will have his own name at the age of five. Before the age of five, he is completely taken care of by his parents. No matter, there is no need to learn anything, only the elf whose parents are not there will be required to grow up earlier, and now the elf only needs to feel the world completely freely by himself - so Sal and Ronan also obey the elves According to the custom of the elves, they temporarily called the children of this period "Xiaoya".

When he returned to the temple, Xiao Ya had already fallen asleep. The sleeping elf held the black cat tightly, so Thrall couldn't change back to human form. He turned his head and glanced at Ronan. Although the cat couldn't speak, Ronan took a look. You can see what he means.

Recalling the completely unrestrained Sal in the past, Ronan smiled, hugged the black cat and daughter, put them under the bed together, put on pajamas and climbed into bed, and hugged the two together in his arms.

His lover, and his daughter.

"Go to sleep." Ronan kissed his daughter, and also kissed Sal, "Have a good dream, and I will allow you to go to bed in human form tomorrow."

Meow!

Thrall rubbed against Ronan's arms, closed his eyes in satisfaction, and after a while, the black cat purred slightly, and in this quiet atmosphere, Ronan fell asleep unknowingly.

Everyone knows a truth that a kite must be held by a string in order to fly, so no one can truly be "unrestrained" without any entanglements. In terms of Qiyang Jianxiu's worldview, that is called "the heights are too cold". If it is true If you are unrestrained, you will be farther and farther away from the world.

So, I will be your bondage, if you don’t know how to express love correctly, then I can teach you, as long as you stay by my side honestly, you won’t be an enemy of the world I guard, and you won’t be bound by nothing. If you stumble and leave, you will not be lost because of doing nothing.

Everyone needs bondage.