Evasion is not only shameful, but also eaten

Xiao Yu'er asked, "Do you still remember the name of that spinning thing in the amusement park?"

"Merry-go-round." Ning Jue replied.

As if she couldn't read, Xiao Yu'er asked, "Spin? What?"

"Speak up, A Que." Xiao Ting smirked.

Ning Jue made a voice, "Trojan horse."

When Xiao Ting heard Ning Jue's voice, it was surprisingly pleasant, as if it was a scent of tea, light but not insipid.

In less than a second, Xiao Yu'er replied to Ning Jue in an instant. "mua~"

Ning Jue's eyes widened as he looked at this line of simple words.

Xiao Yu'er soon sent another message: "It's so boring~"

"Let's play one, two, three wooden figures! How about it?"

Ning Jue frowned, "We don't stay together, how can we play?"

"It's okay, let's play!" Xiao Yu'er said coquettishly.

Ning Jue was also curious, so he agreed. "Tell me how to play."

"One, two, three, wooden man!"

As soon as Xiao Yuer said this, Ning Jue obediently remained motionless.Soon there was a vibration in his hand, and Ning Jue saw that it was Xiao Yu'er who sent it.

"I lost."

"Wait a minute, how do you know you lost?" Ning Jue was puzzled.

"I've been fascinated since the beginning of chatting with you, and I can't stop."

Ning Jue clutched the phone tightly, as if the eyeballs were about to fall out.

At this time, Xiao Yu'er suddenly changed her style of painting and asked, "A Que, why did you hurt me?!"

Ning Jue's heart tightened, no wonder he was so abnormal, did something happen to him? !Could it be that the previous ones were all code words? !

"What's wrong with you?" Ning Jue asked cautiously.

"Why did you hurt me!" Still repeating this sentence.

Ning Jue replied puzzled, "I didn't harm you."

It was really hard waiting for a reply. Xiao Yu'er seemed to have encountered something, and she didn't reply for a long time. Ning Jue's heart was beating extremely violently.

"Om—" Ning Jue hurriedly picked up the phone on the table, opened the message, and blushed suddenly.

"Who made me fall in love then?"

Ning Jue felt that she was crazy to be worried about Xiao Yuer's comfort, how could something happen to her, and she wouldn't contact her if something happened.Ning Jue became a little angry when he thought of his self-indulgent sentimentality just now.

"Xiao Yu'er, I will ignore you if you are messing around!"

Xiao Yu'er seemed to be influenced by Ning Jue's warning, and asked a math problem.

"I'm going to spend a tenth of my time asking a college bully a question."

Seeing this sentence, Ning Jue felt that Xiao Yuer was very enlightened, and nodded happily.

"If I am nine and you are three, then what am I but you?"

Ning Jue replied with full of doubts: "Three."

"wrong!"

"Besides you, of course I'm still you!"

Ning Jue's face was burning hot, as if a fire was on fire.And this fire made her heart beat non-stop.

"Buzzing—"

Ning Jue irritatedly turned the phone back, and randomly picked up a paper to do it.But the phone kept calling non-stop, Ning Jue took a deep breath

... Deleted Xiao Yuer's friends.

Here Xiao Ting's Erlang's legs turned up, and he was stunned.

"Fuck, it's not possible."

Xiao Ting immediately sat up, crazy friend Jia Ningjue.

Finally at the No.20 time, Ning Jue agreed.

"Oh, woman." Xiao Ting smiled contemptuously.

Instead, the smile froze, and the dialog box showed that the other party had blocked him.

"Fuck, play so hard."

As the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly, when Ning Jue blackmailed Xiao Yuer, Xiao Yuer rushed in.

"Xiao Ting! I'll fuck you!"

Xiao Ting was taken aback, and hid the phone behind his back in a panic. "Sister,, sister... sister?!"

"Sister,,, sister,,, sister,, sister, your sister! Give me back the phone!!" Xiao Yu'er jumped onto Xiao Ting's bed and grabbed Xiao Ting's ankle.

Xiao Ting inserted the mobile phone under his buttocks, and stretched out his hands to say no, "The mobile phone~ I can return the mobile phone to you~ But it's not with me!"

"Not here?! Give it to me!" Xiao Yuer pinched Xiao Ting's flesh with slightly long nails.

"Ahh! Sister,, sister,, sister,, sister," Xiao Ting broke his voice in pain.

"3——2——1——" Xiao Yu'er's long hair drooped in front of her face, and she was dressed in black, crawling towards Xiao Ting's face like a hungry wolf.Xiao Yu'er's eyes hang up a little bit, appearing extraordinarily slender, and the pupils with whites larger than black are firmly gouging out Xiao Ting's chest.Xiao Ting felt unprecedented fear.

"I can give it to you." Xiao Ting touched the phone under his buttocks.

"But you can't hit me."

"What did you do?!" Xiao Yu'er asked fiercely.

In the past, when Xiao Ting made such requests to Xiao Yuer, Xiao Yuer always agreed. Why is the script different this time? !Xiao Ting looked at the woman in front of him who was the same as his own sister except in appearance, and felt a chill in his heart.

"Are you still my sister?"

Xiao Yu'er sneered, "No, that's okay. Give me the phone! Quick!"

"Hmm." Xiao Ting obediently took out the phone and handed it to Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yu'er turned on the phone, and after a simple look, nothing on the desktop had changed.Xiao Yuer looked at Xiao Ting suspiciously. "You didn't mess with me?"

"Go, go, go!! Check yourself, go back and check, don't look at me!" Xiao Ting kept his last bit of confidence.

Xiao Yu'er had achieved her goal, so she naturally left satisfied.

When she arrived at her room, Xiao Yu'er immediately fell in love with the tatami mats on the window sill, then stretched out her hand to pick up the pillows scattered on the floor, and threw them over.

"Ah~" Xiao Yu'er put her long legs lazily on the pillow, with a few soft pillows under her armpits, coiled up on the window sill like an elegant and unruly black cat.

"A Que, A Que, A Que."

Xiao Yu'er muttered like this, and the next second, she went crazy.

"Ah Que?! What's wrong with you?!" Xiao Yu'er looked at the red exclamation mark, why were all the messages sent in the past rejected? !

"Xiao Ting!" Xiao Yu'er suddenly thought, and an ominous premonition rose in her heart.

Looking up the previous chat records, Xiao Yu'er was almost so angry.

"Xiao Ting———————————————————————!"

Xiao Yu'er's screams echoed throughout the villa, Xiao Ting felt that at this moment, he became transparent, ascended, and fulfilled.

"Xiao Ting, tell me what it means that I am you besides you!" Xiao Yu'er flew to Xiao Ting's room and kicked open the door of Xiao Ting's room.

But he saw Xiao Ting was carrying a big schoolbag and was about to escape through the window.

"Sister?" Xiao Ting turned around and smiled awkwardly.

"Where are you going~" Xiao Yu'er walked towards Xiao Ting friendly.

"I, go out for a drive!" Xiao Ting put his hands on the window sill and was always ready to escape.

"is it?"

As soon as Xiao Yu'er said these words, the siblings acted separately, Xiao Ting quickly turned out of the room, Xiao Yu'er strode out, feeling lonely.

"Xiao Ting——!!!!" Xiao Yu'er yelled at Xiao Ting's disappearing figure like a shrew.

"Miss, what's the matter." The servant rushed over in a hurry.

"Catch Xiao Ting!!! Whoever catches Xiao Ting, I'll give them [-]!" Xiao Yu'er shouted, stretching out five fingers.

All of a sudden, all the servants in the villa frantically looked for Xiao Ting.Some came out with big scissors from the back garden, some came out from the kitchen with iron pans, and some even came out with toilet scissors.The voice of calling for the young master spread throughout the large courtyard.

"Sister Yu'er, what are you doing?" A young man narrowed his eyes slightly, standing in the sunlight and watching the servants running around.

"He Lan, you came just in time, did you see Xiao Ting?" Xiao Yu'er asked eagerly.

"Ah Ting, he just asked me to hide him in the pot in the kitchen. What's the matter, are you playing hide and seek?" He Lan said without thinking, with the word "strange" written on his face.

Xiao Yu'er couldn't help touching her forehead when she heard it, and then asked with a smile, "He Lan, are you okay?"

Seeing Xiao Yuer's smile, He Lan shook her head again and again, "It's okay, sister, what do you want me to do?"

"Just come with my sister."

Xiao Ting is very satisfied with the cauldron he hides, thankfully his mother likes to eat the big stove from his hometown, otherwise he doesn't know how miserable it will be.

However, Xiao Ting wiped the sweat off his brow and whispered, "Why is it so hot?"

"Maybe it's because of the airtightness. You can go out after hiding for a while." Xiao Ting comforted himself.

But slowly, Xiao Ting felt that the bottom of his butt was getting warmer and warmer, even a little hot.Xiao Ting didn't have time to think about it, and then a lot of cold water was poured into the seam of the pot cover that He Lan staggered for him. Xiao Ting wanted to come out and raised his hands, but found that the pot cover was pressed by something heavy, and he couldn't hit it at all. open.

"Sister! Are you here!!" Xiao Ting shouted in horror.

When Xiao Yuer heard Xiao Ting's shout, she brushed her hair, "You said stewed pork, why is there still a pig screaming?"

"Sister, Xiao Ting is going to die." Seeing Xiao Yu'er's anger rising, He Lan hurriedly pulled Xiao Yu'er's arm to beg for mercy.

"It's a dead pig in the first place, so why not die?" Xiao Yu'er kicked He Lan.

Xiao Ting heard He Lan's voice and shouted angrily: "He Lan! Are you outside!! You traitor!!"

"Ah Ting, don't worry, I will rescue you alive." He Lan quickly squatted down and blew into the stove, trying to put out the fire.

Xiao Yu'er kicked He Lan, "He Lan, give me your phone, and I'll tell you to put out the fire."

"Here." When He Lan handed over the phone, he extinguished the fire in the stove with a ladle of water.

Xiao Yu'er skillfully dialed Ning Jue's number.

"Hello." Ning Jue's voice was a bit puzzled.

"Ah Que, it's me!" Xiao Yu'er finally contacted Ning Jue, very excited.

"What on earth do you want to do?!" Ning Jue suppressed the anger in his heart.

"Listen to my explanation, okay?" Xiao Yu'er hurriedly said, "Things are not what you think."

"It was my younger brother who was playing with my phone just now, really! If you don't believe me, look at it." Xiao Yu'er turned the phone to the iron pot.

Ning Jue sneered, "What are you looking at? We're on the phone, what do you think?"

"You add me back as a friend, and I'll give you a video." Xiao Yu'er said eagerly.

"No need." Ning Jue refused.

"Please, Ah Que!" Xiao Yu'er jumped anxiously and knocked on Xiao Ting's big iron pot vigorously.

"Sister! Are you really going to kill me!!!" Immediately, Xiao Ting shouted like killing a pig from the pot.

Ning Jue felt the urgency in Xiao Yuer's tone just now, and the man's screams from the phone, and slandered: "It can't be that Xiao Yuer's brother did it, right? What is Xiao Yuer trying to do?"

"Well, if this matter is really what you said, you can't hurt your brother." Ning Jue thought for a while and said.

The moment he opened the video, Ning Jue felt that Xiao Ting was really miserable.

A wet man was hanging on a cauldron, his eyes were wandering, he kept mumbling something, his hanging hands were pale and bloodless.

Ning Jue asked politely, "Your brother, he's still—— okay."

Ning Jue didn't even think he was okay.

"Very good." Xiao Yu'er smiled.

Then he pulled Xiao Ting's hair, "Apologize."

With a pale face, Xiao Ting said in a lost voice: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have played with you."

Ning Jue was frightened half to death by this face, it took a long time to come back to his senses, and said: "You'd better take your brother to have a look, so that nothing happens."

"Then you forgive me?" Xiao Yu'er threw away Xiao Ting, and the camera turned to her face again.

"Well, since it's a misunderstanding, it's good to solve it." Ning Jue nodded.

"Great." Xiao Yu'er cheered happily.

"I'll hang up if there's nothing else to do, the shop is here for business." Ning Jue said.

Xiao Yuer nodded happily, "Okay, bye."

"Bye." Ning Jue hung up the phone.

"Let's leave, everyone. Count the people in the room and get a bonus of [-] per person." Xiao Yu'er was in a good mood, pointing to a random person and preaching.

"Hey, good!"

It's nothing more than happy brows, except for Xiao Ting...

He Lan dragged Xiao Ting out of the pot, and carried the exhausted Xiao Ting to the room.

"I will never mess with that woman named Ning Que again." Xiao Ting looked up to the sky and cried.