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A room costs 100 yuan, why not grab it. "Xiao Gu took the key to the house, and when he stepped on the wooden stairs, he couldn't hold back. He pointed his head and said to the downstairs on purpose. By the way, he secretly gave Wuhua Lord behind him a few eyes. It's really tasteless, insisting on living in such a place In a musty hotel, there is a better, cleaner and cheaper hotel about 200 meters away.
After carefully calculating the money I had left, it wasn't much at all, so one-sixth of it went away.I still have to rent a horse tomorrow, oh my God, if the money is not enough, it will still be over.
God, please, just let me go quietly, okay.
Xiao Gu was very tired. After a simple wash, he threw himself on the bed. To his comfort, the most important thing was that the bed was clean and the musty smell was not strong.In a daze, it seemed that he heard the sound of the door opening. It was just the moment when he was about to enter a deep sleep. He only wanted to open a crack and glanced hastily. Talking in a low voice, buzzing, can't really hear it.Turning over, Xiao Gu continued to catch up on sleep.
The next day, just before dawn, Xiao Gu, who wanted to stay in bed, was thrown off the quilt by Master Wuhua, kicked his ass, and went downstairs. "Look at you, put this on, we're going to a village, don't talk to me, follow me." Master Wuhua led a bay red horse that Xiao Gu didn't like, and said so, with a pang special face Seriously.
Xiao Gu, who was interested in riding a horse for the first time, took a look at him, got on the horse, and tried to hit the reins. This bay red horse, which the five-flower master said was very well-behaved, ran out lively, and the five-flower master was behind In a hurry, he jumped on the horse and rode to chase after him. Obviously, Xiao Gu's action made an answer, that is: Fuck you!Chirp crooked.
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☆, Aunt Qionghua
Xiaogu, who was misunderstood by Lord Wuhua, rode thrillingly on horseback. He was like a jumping bean sitting on the galloping horseback.Master Wuhua stopped chasing after chasing him, and changed to watching Xiao Gu make a fool of himself with great interest.
Until he got off the horse, Xiao Gu still felt that he hadn't got off the horse, and his heart was still working too actively. "Oh~~~" Bending down, clamping his legs, Xiao Gu grabbed the withered vine closest to his hand, slowly.
I almost lost my happiness in my next life!
The place where they dismounted was a horse recycling point. After paying the balance, Master Five Flowers threw the backpack to Xiao Gu. "It's almost here, just bypass the sheep intestines over there."
Xiao Gu was restricted by his walking posture, and within 2 minutes he was left behind by Wuhua Lord for a long way. "Mom, this person looks like the cousin we went to see just now, and her movements are the same as when she was about to give birth. Is she a woman? It doesn't look like it." "How do I know, why do you talk so much?" , don't think that if you talk to me, I will forgive you for knocking your newborn little cousin on the head."
The two mother and daughter walked past Xiao Gu like the wind.
I am a handsome man, I must stand up!Xiao Gu stared at the pair of mother and daughter who had gone away, and forcibly returned to normal walking posture. The pain in the sensitive area made him have to puff up his cheeks and inhale secretly.
"He's going this way." Luo Yu grabbed the poor guy who silently went in the wrong direction, "If you need, I can carry you on my back." Xiao Gu squinted at him for a long time.Luo Yu understood, "Okay. Others can't see me."
Xiao Gu finally caught up before Lord Wuhua lost his patience.
The place where they were standing was a place with beautiful mountains and rivers. Since Xiao Gudu was abused in the mountains a while ago, he naturally gave his sight unreservedly to the wide lake covered with a thin layer of mist. Like a mirror sprinkled with diamonds, the cottage built next to the lake is gently supported by it, and in the distance are the mountains stretching far away, surrounded by mist, it is a still and moving ink painting.
At the time when Xiao Gu was watching so engrossed that he was about to drop his saliva, Master Wuhua was staring at the gate of the village as if facing a formidable enemy.In his eyes, only the gate of the village with more than twenty bluestone steps was left.
Xiao Gu's leisurely enjoyment of the beautiful scenery close at hand was disturbed by a series of footsteps, the gate of the village with a tall stone archway opened, and three middle-aged men who looked like triplets walked out.
What subverted Xiaogu's cognition again was, what about the cute young people of ethnic minorities and beautiful girls in the Xiaoqing department?Why are there three gangsters with visibly shaved scalps, black gloves, and uniforms of American commandos?
What's with this 'I'm here to kill' aura?It doesn't match the scenery of lakes and mountains.Out of the three, a slightly dark-skinned man walked out, pushing Xiao Gu back a few steps with his arms crossed.He raised his chin and said coolly: "Unidentified, you are standing too close, please step back 20 meters from the gate of the village."
Xiao Gu unconsciously raised his hands in a very spineless manner, Wu Hua couldn't stand it anymore, and brought a brainless pig-like teammate.
When this cool man issued an expulsion order to Five Flower Master, Five Flower Master curled his lips even more coolly, and held up a small wooden sign. When the black-skinned man saw it, he immediately put away his disrespect, took it silently, and whispered After saying: "Please wait a moment!" Then he walked quickly towards the other two people.
The three of them formed a circle, whispering, and looked at the President Wuhua Lord from time to time. Soon, the biggest, tallest, and most stable one came over, took half of Xiao Gu's backpack, and turned towards him. After bowing and apologizing, he warmly embraced them and walked into the stockade.
"You stole my little wooden sign!" Xiao Gu pushed aside one of the triads, squeezed towards Master Five Flowers, and complained in a low voice. "Ah, yes." Five Flower Master glanced at him and said lightly.
"Give it back to me." "When I run out." "You thief, you have countless opportunities to tell me." Five Flowers didn't even glance at him.Xiao Gu was half-pushed and half-hugged by the three triads, leading him forward. "I can take this by myself, thank you." Taking the backpack back and hugging it, Xiao Gu, who felt a little safe, lost his temper a little.
Along the endless bluestone steps, the styles in twos and threes are similar to bamboo houses and wooden houses, distributed on both sides.The three gangsters walked between him and Master Five Flowers one after the other, and they could tell from looking at them that they were all capable, not just security guards.
"Okay, here we are." The black-skinned man who was cool before and now is gentle said, pointing to a slightly larger bamboo house. "Thank you." Five Flowers nodded politely, "You're welcome." The three men said at the same time, then turned and walked back.
Xiao Gu stood next to Lord Wuhua, and the two of them stood like this for a long time, Xiao Gu couldn't wait, passed the slightly dazed Lord Wuhua, and knocked on the door.
The bamboo door next to the God of Wealth opened, and an old man with a long white beard growing to his chest, with slightly cloudy eyes, looked at Xiao Gu, quickly looked away, and then spent a lot of time looking at Wuhua Lord.There was no intention of inviting them in for a sit-down.
Xiao Gu thought that it was going to be dirty, and he saw that people were listed from head to toe as not welcome.
Lord Wuhua didn't talk too much, when the old man finished looking around, he took out a dark blue purse embroidered with complicated patterns, Xiao Gu snatched it away, stared at Lord Wuhua, and complained silently.
Glancing at him coldly, Lord Five Flowers gently pulled Xiao Gu out of his hand once, twice, and snatched it back.Throw it to the old man.The old man looked at Lord Wuhua, and he caught it easily, with a very sharp movement. Xiaogu felt the cold air coming from his back, and felt that he was in a place where the crouching tiger hid the dragon. It is better to keep a low profile. Dare to make mistakes.
The old man first looked at the purse from front to back, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, then snorted, threw the purse back, turned around and walked into the house, and began to close the door. He said willingly: "The southernmost part of the stockade is on the other side of the small river." Then he closed the door with a slamming sound.
Feeling being slapped across the face, Xiao Gu touched his cheek subconsciously, turned his head and put it on Lord Wuhua's shoulder, and looked at the small bamboo house, "That old man is really a murderer, have you offended him? Will he come down?" Gu? Do you like beating people?" Xiao Gu lowered his voice because he judged people behind his back.
Master Wuhua ignored him, just glanced at the closed door, squeezed his purse tightly, turned and walked forward. "Hey, Lord Five Flowers, can you return the things to me?" "No!" With a very indifferent attitude, Xiao Gu was kicked back.
Strolling forward, turning two corners, a cheerful small river more than [-] meters wide lay in front of them. In the middle of the river was an oasis large enough to cover two medium-sized buildings. Except for a few trees and some weeds, there was only one It is a two-story ancient building with traces of time.Like a clock tower.
"That's where we're going." Lord Five Flowers stood by the river, stared at the small building for several minutes, and then spoke leisurely.Xiao Gu snorted.
"Next, I will teach you how to cross the river with a reed. Then we will cross the river. You have 10 minutes to study, if you don't learn it, you will just wait here to die." Master Wuhua looked at the river and said solemnly.
"Is there any danger in this river?" Xiao Gu asked many times, Master Wuhua pulled his clothes off and walked towards the big bamboo forest by the river beach, stones of different sizes creaked and slipped under his feet, Xiao Gu He had to wrestle several times, but Five Flowers was able to hold him well, but the speed did not slow down.
Pulling out two bamboos with a diameter of no less than [-] centimeters from the bamboo forest, Master Wuhua began to teach him how to stand on them, maintain balance, and how to paddle more effortlessly and effectively.
Ten minutes passed, and Xiao Gu didn't learn at all.
"Tell you, this river is not wide, but very deep. There are many undercurrents in it, and for many reasons, there are many toxins in the river. You don't want to die slowly like a cancer patient. I won't stop you from swimming across." Master Wuhua pushed his own bamboo into the river, jumped up lightly, and the other thin bamboo in his hand leisurely cut through the water, taking turns from left to right, as easy as playing.
Xiao Gu swallowed his saliva, and reviewed the essentials on the bank. In fact, the bamboo is very long, and basically he can reach the oasis in the river with five or six strokes.
Knowing that he hadn't learned it at all, he stood on the bank with his hips akimbo, watching Wuhua Master row out a few meters.Balance, balance, ah, yes.Xiao Gu quickly opened the backpack, took out the remaining mineral water from it, poured out half of the water, and counted a total of five bottles, let's try it.
I found some thin threads, and tied the bottles one by one in a staggered manner in the center of the bamboo pole where I would stand. Then I dug out towels and spread them on the bamboo poles to reduce slippage.Push the bamboo into the water and try it in the shallow water on the shore first, it seems to be useful.
Bamboo is very light and agile, once it enters the deep water, it slides out like a small fish, Xiao Gu suddenly tilted his body, he could only tightly hold the small bamboo in his hand, and hold it a little in the water to stop the bamboo from rolling in that direction. Hold the bamboo pole tightly in a figure-eight shape with one foot in front of the other.
However, how can Xiao Gu, who is purely trying to catch ducks on the shelves, master the skills in practice in an instant, and there are dots of fist-sized eddies all over the river surface, which adds to the difficulty, except for twisting and turning on the bamboo pole to maintain balance , didn't travel any distance at all.There is even a tendency to start going backwards.
Just when Xiao Gu's face was covered with sweat, his palms were sticky and covered with sweat, and he kept changing hands to wipe the sweat on his body, a pair of cold hands held his hands, and there was also ice cold on his back, the same as just now. The heat that is still sweating is handed over, making the back itchy.
"Looking ahead, it's similar to riding a bicycle." Luo Yu's unique deep voice rang in his ears, and Xiao Gu somehow felt confident. "Lean forward a little bit, lean towards that side if you feel a bit drifting, okay, yes, take advantage of the balance, and with the help of the current, quickly stroke a few times on both sides until you feel the balance is broken again. Yes. That's it. You did a good job." Luo Yu taught him hand in hand, his calm and calm made Xiao Gu quickly find a breakthrough, and he was able to draw in style in a short time.
Under Luo Yu's light grip and command, the hands that were originally disorderly found the rhythm. Xiao Gu had a sense of accomplishment, and couldn't help turning around and giggling at Luo Yu. Luo Yu, who was a head taller, looked down at his triumphant smile, He smiled: "Is my teacher teaching well?" "Okay, that's great! Look at Master Wuhua's astonished face, ahhaha." Xiao Gu touched the doorway and stroked it with ease. Don't worry, it's a bit of a hermit's demeanor. "Then, what's the reward?" "I'll give you a kiss, ahaha." Xiao Gu was in a good mood, and spoke very frivolously, completely ignoring Luo Yu's surprise when he heard this sentence.
"Okay!" After a pause, Luo Yu said, "Put your head over here." Luo Yu's voice became deeper and deeper, "Okay." He stretched out a little slowly, obviously hesitating, but Xiao Gu kissed it in a hurry Come over, due to the coincidence of the angle, the lips of the two people are tightly attached to each other.
The pace that Xiao Gu had mastered immediately collapsed. Fortunately, he also reached the shore of the small island in the river at this time. Luo Yu squinted his eyes. With a sweep, he picked him up, stepped hard on the bamboo pole, and landed on the gentle shore.
During this time, they were still kissing. The picture was so beautiful that it almost blinded Master Wuhua.This trick is very good, it is used for collection, and it is reserved for future reference.
"What are you doing here!" Luo Yu, Xiao Gu's mouth was still sticky as if coated with glue, when he heard an unhappy low drink, Xiao Gu gently turned his face away, breaking the kiss with Luo Yu, Luo Yu also knew each other Slowly put him down.
When he saw it, Xiao Gu grinned, ran two steps in a row, blocked the front of Master Wuhua, and shouted loudly without concealing his excitement: "Auntie! It's you, where is Shishi? Is he okay? "
Standing in front of the ancient building is the aunt Xiao Gu met on the train when her enthusiasm was too high and quickly cooled down, but this time it is a little different. She is wearing a national costume, with dark blue as the main tone, black and gold as the embroidered edges. Waist, flared cuffs, lively and elegant.Wearing a blue veil of the same color on her head, with a few silver hairpins inlaid in it, it made the aunt who was about 50 years old when she first saw her look less than forty, which was much more amazing than the last time she saw it.
The aunt glanced at him, and smiled slightly. This smile eliminated the loss left in Xiaogu's heart when they parted last time. It seemed that the aunt didn't hate him anymore.Unable to bear it, the aunt and aunt called again a few times very affectionately.The back of the head was suddenly slapped, it was quite heavy, Xiao Gu clutched the back of the head, and stared at him, while Master Wuhua stared at him with a displeased face.
"What auntie, she's only 42 years old, she has no rules." After giving Xiao Gu two supercilious glances, she turned her face back again, "Qionghua..." She just called her name and then died down. Xiao Gu saw it clearly, Wuhuaye's throat rolled several times, which was a sign of nervousness.
"Don't call me by my name!" Xiao Gu looked at Aunt Qionghua again after hearing the sound, his eyes blinked, and he hadn't tasted it yet.Unexpectedly, at the next moment, Xiao Gu was not only puzzled by the performance of Master Five Flowers, but also almost dropped his jaw in shock.
"We haven't seen each other for almost 30 years, Qionghua, don't be like this." The pitiful abandoned dog on the face of Master Wuhua is vivid.
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☆, entanglement
"Don't call me Qionghua!" He yelled violently. When they met for the first time, Xiao Gu's impression of the aunt who opened his eyes was still strong.
Master Wuhua was silent, his head drooped, and he stood aside looking at the ground with a gloomy expression.
Xiao Gu looked around, Wuhua Lord's expression was cloudy to cloudy, and the aunt's expression was mostly cloudy, and they were all at the stage where strangers should not enter, it is better not to provoke, it is better not to provoke.
"Big, ah, Aunt Hua, you seem to have lost weight, are you sick?" Xiao Gu was not very good at talking, so he scratched his head, starting from concern.
Unexpectedly, Qionghua flirted with him, then looked beside him, turned around and left without saying a word, leaving the petrified Xiaogu and the silent Wuhua Lord outside the door. Until night falls.
Lord Five Flowers was sitting on the bank, holding a branch in the water and meditating. Xiao Gu saw that he was telling him to be alone for a while, so he didn't bother him, but he was so hungry.
No matter, self-reliance, sufficient food and clothing, Xiao Gu walked around the ancient building, looked at the four sides, found a back window, moved some things that could stand up, tiptoed to the window sill, and surprised him Yes, the windows are open.
Looking inside, there is a bed and half of a table in the field of vision. The bed is very big. At this time, there is a young boy lying on it. Xiao Gu stared at him. When he turned around, Xiao Gu blurted out "Stone? Stone!" The boy in the room looked towards the window sill when he heard the sound, only saw the face protruding above the nose and shaking hands violently. He couldn't help being curious, and walked closer. Half of his face suddenly rose, and then he grinned at him, "I'm your brother Gu. I met you on the train. I gave you the little sword on your bed. Remember?" Stone stared at him, Looking at it with the unoccupied right eye, he felt the face was familiar, but he was not impressed, but the smile was so refreshing and bright, he liked it very much.
Xiao Gu actually didn't want to laugh anymore, when he saw Shi Shi's upper body was bare, wrapped in cloth strips of various sizes, as he approached, exuding different herbal smells, only one eye was exposed on the whole head .
However, he didn't want to put on a frightened face just after meeting Shi Shi, reminding Shi Shi what he looks like now. "You gave me that little sword?" Shitou leaned on the window sill, with a shining eye, looking at him innocently.Xiao Gu took out the small sword from his backpack and held it up to Shi Shi: "Here, it and yours are twins." Are you looking for me?" Shitou asked with a smile as he handed back the small sword.
"Well, not all of them, but I'm glad to see you." Seeing Shi Shi's innocent expression, Xiao Gu couldn't help but relax his whole body, with a warm look on his face.
Shi Shi stretched out his hand to touch Xiao Gu's face, blinked his eyes and asked suspiciously: "Brother Xiao Gu, are you here to find grandma? Are you sick too?" Grabbing Shi Shi and retracting his hand, he looked carefully, Xiao Gu was a little sad, he hadn't seen him for more than half a month, and the child was hurt like this.
Being grabbed by someone, his eyes were full of concern and refused to let go, Shi Shi shrank shyly, "Brother Xiao Gu, are you listening?" "Ah? I also came to see your grandma, and I also fell ill. " As he said that, Xiao Gu thought delicately that he would take the opportunity to laugh more to infect the stone, and when he saw him, he was sitting on the bed, motionless, seemingly unhappy.
Shitou looked at him, said wait for me, and disappeared by the window sill.
After a while, the door of the ancient building opened, Aunt Hua stood there, and said to Xiaogu with a blunt tone: "Come in!" "Hey! Thank you, Aunt Hua." As for Lord Wuhua, he turned his head and ran to the river, pulled the arm of Lord Wuhua who was still thinking, and said cheerfully in his ear: "Master Wuhua, Aunt Hua called us in."
As a result, Master Wuhua ran faster than him, and Chi Liu was several meters ahead.Xiao Gu shook his head and sighed, love!
"Who let you in!" As soon as Xiao Gu arrived at the door, he heard Aunt Qionghua's roar, and then Master Wuhua stumbled back and backed out.Followed by an embroidered shoe, Pat!It hit Xiao Gu's forehead subconsciously trying to catch Lord Wuhua, and a small lump popped up immediately.
"Ah~~~It hurts so much, ah~~~" Xiao Gu squatted on the ground covering his head, howling, Qionghua came out immediately, and without looking at Master Wuhua, he squatted down directly to check Xiao Gu's injury, "Five Master Hua, come quickly, come and help me take a look." As she spoke, she kept twisting her body, twisting and twisting, and entered a room across the threshold.
Master Wuhua was not stupid, he immediately followed up, embraced Xiao Gu, and pretended to be there to check.Aunt Qionghua was quite embarrassed at first, she took a few glances, and when she saw some signs, she hugged her chest and watched them perform, not to make any fuss, and to see when he performed.
Xiao Gu was also patient, the wailing was miserable, Aunt Qionghua didn't want to watch it anymore, just about to drive people away, Shi Shi ran out from the inner room, held Xiao Gu's hand, and tiptoed away his hand covering his head , look on the forehead.Aunt Qionghua almost popped her eyes.
"Shi, Shitou, you, do you know him?" Aunt Qionghua ignored them, ran up to Shishi, and asked in a low voice. From the slightly shaking hands, it could be seen that she was far less calm than her face.
Shi Shi is very face-saving, with crooked smiling eyes, pointing at Xiao Gu and whispering in a Burmese way: "He is brother Xiao Gu, who gave me the little dagger." Aunt Qionghua opened her mouth and paused for a few seconds, just Gently touching Shi Shi's head, Xiao Gu could see that she was actually very excited.
"Shitou, good job, this is Brother Xiaogu's savior, Grandpa Wuhua, shall we sleep together at night?" Xiao Gu boasted bluntly and said against the customer, Shitou readily agreed, and Aunt Qionghua was unprecedented and did not object.Then it was Five Flower Master's turn to pretend to be calm and excited.
After dinner, during the dinner, Master Wuhua ate without saying a word, Aunt Qionghua had nothing to say except chewing slowly and looking at the stone that Xiaogu was chatting with enthusiastically from time to time.
After eating, Xiao Gu scrambled to clean the bowl, which made Wu Hua Ye even more embarrassed, who didn't know what to do, so he had to sit at the table, um, ah, dry cough.
"Speak up if you have something to say." Aunt Qionghua sat on the other side of the table, patted the table impatiently, and growled, Wuhua Lord jumped all over his body when he heard the sound, and responded, briefly explaining the purpose of coming.
After hearing this, Aunt Qionghua cast her gaze at Xiaogu who had cleaned up the dishes and played with Shitou again, neither happy nor sad. "He's got a Gu, it's fine if you're there, and I don't understand that stuff." Being choked, Master Wuhua coughed, and boldly raised his head to look at Aunt Qionghua, "Of course it's not that simple." Oh?" Aunt Qionghua raised her eyebrows, and Lord Wuhua took the opportunity to propose a proposal to go out and talk.Aunt Qionghua thought for a while and agreed.
"I have a way to save Shitou." The two stood by the river one after the other, Wuhua Master straight to the point, Qionghua looked at the man standing in front of her, was silent for a while, and said calmly: "What can you do, With a psychic physique, I can't live past the age of 16." "Isn't there still more than half a year, as long as you are willing, I guarantee that there will be no problems this time." Master Wuhua turned around, and his firm eyes made him improve several times in an instant. charm value.
But Qionghua didn't look at him, she looked at the river water sparkling like twinkling stars in the night. "That's what you said when you saved my sister, and it turned out."
Lord Wuhua frowned, and wanted to grab Qionghua's arm, but gave up, "I can't change the past, Qionghua, I'm trying my best to make up for it, it's been almost 30 years, I have this confidence, and I won't do it anymore. It's the boy with the hands and feet."
Qionghua crossed her arms and sneered, "You've never seen Shishi before. Saving him is at most a love for the house, and it's just a love for the house. Isn't that what it was back then? At least I had sustenance at that time. Now, I only have Stone, do you think I will risk him?"
Master Wuhua smiled wryly and shook his head, "Leaving aside these old events, I only know that you want to save the stone, and I need your help to save that kid. You have the right to consider it a collaboration." After finishing speaking, he took off his clothes He put it on Qionghua's body, didn't stop, didn't say anything, turned around and left, he knew that Qionghua needed time to think.Not to be bothered by anyone.
Xiao Gu had already slept with the stone, and Lord Wuhua took a look at the two curled up people lying on the bed, one was covered with a neat quilt, the other was wrapped in his clothes, "This dead Gu Gu Gu has a good heart."
"Are you sure it's now?" Xiao Gu, who was holding a round pancake that was not much smaller than the Xinjiang pancake, was eating deliciously, looking at Wuhua Lord who came to inform him early in the morning that he would start to officially detoxify, half-believing.
Master Wuhua sent a sharp look, "Who has the leisure to coax you to play. Hurry up and send your god away, I am so quiet and quiet." "Hehe~~~" Master Wuhua can't understand Xiao Guna A wretched face with raised eyebrows and a smile, "Don't worry, I will try my best to cooperate so that I can make room for you and relive your old dreams."
Master Wuhua gave him a squinting look, and kicked Xiao Gu's calf ruthlessly under the table. "Ah! It hurts~~~" Xiao Gu yelled first, and then swallowed back the word "pain" by Master Wuhua's gloomy eyes. "Why are you angry? It's not like I didn't miss you when you went out with Aunt Qionghua last night. However, judging by your current state, it's obvious that the negotiation is not going well. Are you sure that your state is suitable for detoxifying me? Do you want to break up?" Start after relaxing?" Xiao Gubing stopped eating, and whispered sadly.
Master Wuhua's face sank, and he slapped him on the forehead. The small bag that was smashed last night hadn't disappeared yet. Xiao Gu covered his forehead and wailed softly, looking at Master Wuhua very aggrieved . "I'm not a quack doctor, why are you afraid that I will ruin you?"
"Really, I think you are not in a good mood, maybe you need to rest." Xiao Gu was very unhappy, puffed up, picked up the cake and continued to eat, glanced at Wuhua Ye who was drinking porridge quietly, and looked at the door, thinking , Why haven't you seen Shitou and Aunt Qionghua.Sitting with this violent madman is really a test of physical tolerance.
"Master Wuhua, speaking of which, I didn't expect you to be an infatuated species. Wuhua, isn't that your real name? It's the abbreviation of 'My Qionghua', right? It's so romantic." Regarding Xiao Gu's frivolous tone, Master Wuhua was very generous. to leave a footprint on his other leg.
He picked up the bowl and planned to find a clean place to have a full breakfast, but when he turned around, he saw Qionghua standing at the door, her old face faintly flushed with bright red.Immediately turned around, sat down, glared at Xiao Gu fiercely, but Xiao Gu bared his teeth, crooked his body, rubbed his legs, and winked fiercely at him.
I bury my head in drinking porridge, I am in my forties, and I also tasted the mood of a deer bumping around, that taste~~~
Xiao Gu raised the corners of his mouth and gave an evil smile, "Yo, yo, someone is blushing." The Wuhua master could only stare at him fiercely, and Qionghua's eyes drifted over, "Hurry up and finish eating, let's start."
The detoxification operation was carried out in a room with an atmosphere similar to that of an operating room, on the second floor of the ancient building.The windows were closed, and on the two tables, there were some sacrificial things and some unknown ones; some bottles and cans, no need to look at it, were the desks of Lord Wuhua.Nothing else, Xiao Gu was asked to lie down.
After he was ready as promised, Master Five Flowers closed the door and locked it.
Lord Wuhua threw a handful of powder, and Xiao Gu felt drowsy, his head tilted, and he passed out.
"Okay, let's start. Qionghua, I will provoke the three corpses to the most active first. At that time, it is also the most dangerous time for Xiaogu. You must stabilize his soul, otherwise he will be demented after detoxification And you, his daughter-in-law..." "I am the husband." "Okay, okay, you must always pay attention to the most cunning of the three corpses, Grievance Cannian, do whatever you want, and make sure not to let it return to Xiaogu In the body, once it fails, Xiao Gu will be taken away." Luo Yu stood aside quietly and nodded.
Everyone focused their attention on Xiao Gu who was sleeping sweetly.After that, he will never have such a comfortable expression again.
ps: The second update of the backbone today~~~Floating away~~~
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☆, was attacked
Xiao Gu was lying motionless on the wooden floor like a dead body donated to the medical school waiting to be studied.
Master Wuhua took out a pair of surgical gloves in good time, removed a small jar, and dumped the contents on Xiao Gu's body.Then he opened a jar, and carefully took out a strange-looking animal inside. The body of the frog had two small dark gray horns above the eyes, but its front paws were similar to those of a scorpion, and its hind legs were a bit like a spider. , with a tiny human face pattern intertwined with emerald green and golden yellow on its back.
The mighty and creepy little guy, as soon as he touched the air, slowly opened his round red eyes, without any search, he lay on Xiao Gu's chest with a slight movement, his slender tongue kept rolling , It didn't take much time to eat up the piece of gelatinous thing on Xiao Gu's chest.
The room was very quiet, Qionghua took advantage of this vacancy, and lightly arranged the things that will be used later in order, so as to avoid mistakes as much as possible, Luo Yu still stood quietly in a corner, looking at Xiao Gu with a blank expression He kept an eye on his changes all the time; Lord Five Flowers was especially nervous, staring at the four elephants, seeing it circle around after eating and then squatting on Xiao Gu's chest, closing his eyes and resting his mind.
After checking the time twice, just when Master Five Flowers thought he had failed, the four-faced animal suddenly moved and let out a low whistling sound. A red egg the size of a dollar coin fell out.
After laying eggs, Sixiang kicked her legs and belched.When Wuhua Lord saw the egg, his face relaxed, and then he carefully picked up the four-faced corpse and put it back into the jar it came out of, sprinkled several kinds of powders in succession, and poured several kinds of liquids of different colors , before gently tightening the lid of the jar.Put it aside.
Treating the egg, Lord Five Flowers was like a pilgrimage, holding it with both hands, keeping the egg absolutely still, moving it to Xiao Gu's mouth bit by bit, slowly freeing up one hand, and holding it between Xiao Gu's two sides. With a firm pinch of the jaw, he forced his mouth open as wide as possible, and dropped the egg into it.
The next thing is to wait. According to his prediction, Xiao Gu should have a response within 15 minutes.
Sure enough, after 13 minutes, the lifeless Xiao Gu's entire face twisted exaggeratedly, heaved up for a while, and stretched out for a while, as if an invisible big hand was rubbing and squeezing.Following that, the whole body trembled like an electric shock.
The room was extremely quiet, and suddenly, Lord Wuhua, who was staring at Xiaogu closely, shouted: "Qionghua, pay attention!" Qionghua immediately took a step forward, with three long needles of different thicknesses caught in the seam of her right hand, and her left hand Holding a piece of dark green talisman paper that exudes a special fragrance, he focused his attention on Xiao Gu who was still shaking.
While Wuhua Ye shouted, he took a step back and approached Luo Yu: "Wait for Qionghua to subdue his soul, you must pay attention to the surroundings of his body, and don't let that resentment escape." Luo Yu looked Looking at Xiao Gu, no panic could be seen on his calm face, he nodded slightly, and took a slight step forward to prepare.
"Uh~~~" Xiao Gu stopped shaking like an electric shock, paused for less than a second, his body froze suddenly, straightened, followed by a small twitch like a shofar wind, and a beast-like sound came from his throat There was a roar, and blood mixed with foam appeared from the corner of his mouth.Luo Yu's hand was clenched quietly, but she didn't move, she just watched.
At this time, Qionghua was in the middle of Xiao Gu's head at a speed that dazzled people's eyes, inserted a needle behind each ear, and then twisted half of each needle in with one hand like a butterfly piercing a flower. At this point, he was already sweating profusely. Master Wuhua took out a handkerchief with frayed edges and went up to wipe it. Qionghua glanced at him hastily and did not refuse.
After the needle was given, Xiao Gu's twitching frequency became smaller, Qionghua breathed out, stuffed the green talisman paper into Xiao Gu's mouth, stood up and nodded to Master Wuhua.Luo Yu, who took a glance and realized his shape, stood aside.
After waiting for a while, Xiao Gu finally stopped his twitching and returned to the quietness he had just laid down, but the messy clothes and pale face all showed how much pain he had endured.
Knowing that it was his turn, Luo Yu squatted down, and first wiped off the blood froth around Xiao Gu's mouth.When he stood up, he was already in the form of billowing black mist, and he didn't want to sit on the sidelines.
The reason why he did this was entirely to force the grievances of the surreptitiously sentient being within his controllable range.The greatest possible guarantee can be foolproof.
Xiao Gu was dead silent on the ground, suddenly, his head moved slightly, but very slightly, if he hadn't been staring at him, he couldn't see it at all.
"Qionghua has already set up a formation, you just need to prevent it from returning to Xiaogu or running away. Be a good goalkeeper." Master Wuhua stood further away and roared loudly.
"Hoo!" The sound burst out like fireworks, and then a thick hot air rushed to the face, and the air in the room seemed to be
After carefully calculating the money I had left, it wasn't much at all, so one-sixth of it went away.I still have to rent a horse tomorrow, oh my God, if the money is not enough, it will still be over.
God, please, just let me go quietly, okay.
Xiao Gu was very tired. After a simple wash, he threw himself on the bed. To his comfort, the most important thing was that the bed was clean and the musty smell was not strong.In a daze, it seemed that he heard the sound of the door opening. It was just the moment when he was about to enter a deep sleep. He only wanted to open a crack and glanced hastily. Talking in a low voice, buzzing, can't really hear it.Turning over, Xiao Gu continued to catch up on sleep.
The next day, just before dawn, Xiao Gu, who wanted to stay in bed, was thrown off the quilt by Master Wuhua, kicked his ass, and went downstairs. "Look at you, put this on, we're going to a village, don't talk to me, follow me." Master Wuhua led a bay red horse that Xiao Gu didn't like, and said so, with a pang special face Seriously.
Xiao Gu, who was interested in riding a horse for the first time, took a look at him, got on the horse, and tried to hit the reins. This bay red horse, which the five-flower master said was very well-behaved, ran out lively, and the five-flower master was behind In a hurry, he jumped on the horse and rode to chase after him. Obviously, Xiao Gu's action made an answer, that is: Fuck you!Chirp crooked.
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☆, Aunt Qionghua
Xiaogu, who was misunderstood by Lord Wuhua, rode thrillingly on horseback. He was like a jumping bean sitting on the galloping horseback.Master Wuhua stopped chasing after chasing him, and changed to watching Xiao Gu make a fool of himself with great interest.
Until he got off the horse, Xiao Gu still felt that he hadn't got off the horse, and his heart was still working too actively. "Oh~~~" Bending down, clamping his legs, Xiao Gu grabbed the withered vine closest to his hand, slowly.
I almost lost my happiness in my next life!
The place where they dismounted was a horse recycling point. After paying the balance, Master Five Flowers threw the backpack to Xiao Gu. "It's almost here, just bypass the sheep intestines over there."
Xiao Gu was restricted by his walking posture, and within 2 minutes he was left behind by Wuhua Lord for a long way. "Mom, this person looks like the cousin we went to see just now, and her movements are the same as when she was about to give birth. Is she a woman? It doesn't look like it." "How do I know, why do you talk so much?" , don't think that if you talk to me, I will forgive you for knocking your newborn little cousin on the head."
The two mother and daughter walked past Xiao Gu like the wind.
I am a handsome man, I must stand up!Xiao Gu stared at the pair of mother and daughter who had gone away, and forcibly returned to normal walking posture. The pain in the sensitive area made him have to puff up his cheeks and inhale secretly.
"He's going this way." Luo Yu grabbed the poor guy who silently went in the wrong direction, "If you need, I can carry you on my back." Xiao Gu squinted at him for a long time.Luo Yu understood, "Okay. Others can't see me."
Xiao Gu finally caught up before Lord Wuhua lost his patience.
The place where they were standing was a place with beautiful mountains and rivers. Since Xiao Gudu was abused in the mountains a while ago, he naturally gave his sight unreservedly to the wide lake covered with a thin layer of mist. Like a mirror sprinkled with diamonds, the cottage built next to the lake is gently supported by it, and in the distance are the mountains stretching far away, surrounded by mist, it is a still and moving ink painting.
At the time when Xiao Gu was watching so engrossed that he was about to drop his saliva, Master Wuhua was staring at the gate of the village as if facing a formidable enemy.In his eyes, only the gate of the village with more than twenty bluestone steps was left.
Xiao Gu's leisurely enjoyment of the beautiful scenery close at hand was disturbed by a series of footsteps, the gate of the village with a tall stone archway opened, and three middle-aged men who looked like triplets walked out.
What subverted Xiaogu's cognition again was, what about the cute young people of ethnic minorities and beautiful girls in the Xiaoqing department?Why are there three gangsters with visibly shaved scalps, black gloves, and uniforms of American commandos?
What's with this 'I'm here to kill' aura?It doesn't match the scenery of lakes and mountains.Out of the three, a slightly dark-skinned man walked out, pushing Xiao Gu back a few steps with his arms crossed.He raised his chin and said coolly: "Unidentified, you are standing too close, please step back 20 meters from the gate of the village."
Xiao Gu unconsciously raised his hands in a very spineless manner, Wu Hua couldn't stand it anymore, and brought a brainless pig-like teammate.
When this cool man issued an expulsion order to Five Flower Master, Five Flower Master curled his lips even more coolly, and held up a small wooden sign. When the black-skinned man saw it, he immediately put away his disrespect, took it silently, and whispered After saying: "Please wait a moment!" Then he walked quickly towards the other two people.
The three of them formed a circle, whispering, and looked at the President Wuhua Lord from time to time. Soon, the biggest, tallest, and most stable one came over, took half of Xiao Gu's backpack, and turned towards him. After bowing and apologizing, he warmly embraced them and walked into the stockade.
"You stole my little wooden sign!" Xiao Gu pushed aside one of the triads, squeezed towards Master Five Flowers, and complained in a low voice. "Ah, yes." Five Flower Master glanced at him and said lightly.
"Give it back to me." "When I run out." "You thief, you have countless opportunities to tell me." Five Flowers didn't even glance at him.Xiao Gu was half-pushed and half-hugged by the three triads, leading him forward. "I can take this by myself, thank you." Taking the backpack back and hugging it, Xiao Gu, who felt a little safe, lost his temper a little.
Along the endless bluestone steps, the styles in twos and threes are similar to bamboo houses and wooden houses, distributed on both sides.The three gangsters walked between him and Master Five Flowers one after the other, and they could tell from looking at them that they were all capable, not just security guards.
"Okay, here we are." The black-skinned man who was cool before and now is gentle said, pointing to a slightly larger bamboo house. "Thank you." Five Flowers nodded politely, "You're welcome." The three men said at the same time, then turned and walked back.
Xiao Gu stood next to Lord Wuhua, and the two of them stood like this for a long time, Xiao Gu couldn't wait, passed the slightly dazed Lord Wuhua, and knocked on the door.
The bamboo door next to the God of Wealth opened, and an old man with a long white beard growing to his chest, with slightly cloudy eyes, looked at Xiao Gu, quickly looked away, and then spent a lot of time looking at Wuhua Lord.There was no intention of inviting them in for a sit-down.
Xiao Gu thought that it was going to be dirty, and he saw that people were listed from head to toe as not welcome.
Lord Wuhua didn't talk too much, when the old man finished looking around, he took out a dark blue purse embroidered with complicated patterns, Xiao Gu snatched it away, stared at Lord Wuhua, and complained silently.
Glancing at him coldly, Lord Five Flowers gently pulled Xiao Gu out of his hand once, twice, and snatched it back.Throw it to the old man.The old man looked at Lord Wuhua, and he caught it easily, with a very sharp movement. Xiaogu felt the cold air coming from his back, and felt that he was in a place where the crouching tiger hid the dragon. It is better to keep a low profile. Dare to make mistakes.
The old man first looked at the purse from front to back, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it, then snorted, threw the purse back, turned around and walked into the house, and began to close the door. He said willingly: "The southernmost part of the stockade is on the other side of the small river." Then he closed the door with a slamming sound.
Feeling being slapped across the face, Xiao Gu touched his cheek subconsciously, turned his head and put it on Lord Wuhua's shoulder, and looked at the small bamboo house, "That old man is really a murderer, have you offended him? Will he come down?" Gu? Do you like beating people?" Xiao Gu lowered his voice because he judged people behind his back.
Master Wuhua ignored him, just glanced at the closed door, squeezed his purse tightly, turned and walked forward. "Hey, Lord Five Flowers, can you return the things to me?" "No!" With a very indifferent attitude, Xiao Gu was kicked back.
Strolling forward, turning two corners, a cheerful small river more than [-] meters wide lay in front of them. In the middle of the river was an oasis large enough to cover two medium-sized buildings. Except for a few trees and some weeds, there was only one It is a two-story ancient building with traces of time.Like a clock tower.
"That's where we're going." Lord Five Flowers stood by the river, stared at the small building for several minutes, and then spoke leisurely.Xiao Gu snorted.
"Next, I will teach you how to cross the river with a reed. Then we will cross the river. You have 10 minutes to study, if you don't learn it, you will just wait here to die." Master Wuhua looked at the river and said solemnly.
"Is there any danger in this river?" Xiao Gu asked many times, Master Wuhua pulled his clothes off and walked towards the big bamboo forest by the river beach, stones of different sizes creaked and slipped under his feet, Xiao Gu He had to wrestle several times, but Five Flowers was able to hold him well, but the speed did not slow down.
Pulling out two bamboos with a diameter of no less than [-] centimeters from the bamboo forest, Master Wuhua began to teach him how to stand on them, maintain balance, and how to paddle more effortlessly and effectively.
Ten minutes passed, and Xiao Gu didn't learn at all.
"Tell you, this river is not wide, but very deep. There are many undercurrents in it, and for many reasons, there are many toxins in the river. You don't want to die slowly like a cancer patient. I won't stop you from swimming across." Master Wuhua pushed his own bamboo into the river, jumped up lightly, and the other thin bamboo in his hand leisurely cut through the water, taking turns from left to right, as easy as playing.
Xiao Gu swallowed his saliva, and reviewed the essentials on the bank. In fact, the bamboo is very long, and basically he can reach the oasis in the river with five or six strokes.
Knowing that he hadn't learned it at all, he stood on the bank with his hips akimbo, watching Wuhua Master row out a few meters.Balance, balance, ah, yes.Xiao Gu quickly opened the backpack, took out the remaining mineral water from it, poured out half of the water, and counted a total of five bottles, let's try it.
I found some thin threads, and tied the bottles one by one in a staggered manner in the center of the bamboo pole where I would stand. Then I dug out towels and spread them on the bamboo poles to reduce slippage.Push the bamboo into the water and try it in the shallow water on the shore first, it seems to be useful.
Bamboo is very light and agile, once it enters the deep water, it slides out like a small fish, Xiao Gu suddenly tilted his body, he could only tightly hold the small bamboo in his hand, and hold it a little in the water to stop the bamboo from rolling in that direction. Hold the bamboo pole tightly in a figure-eight shape with one foot in front of the other.
However, how can Xiao Gu, who is purely trying to catch ducks on the shelves, master the skills in practice in an instant, and there are dots of fist-sized eddies all over the river surface, which adds to the difficulty, except for twisting and turning on the bamboo pole to maintain balance , didn't travel any distance at all.There is even a tendency to start going backwards.
Just when Xiao Gu's face was covered with sweat, his palms were sticky and covered with sweat, and he kept changing hands to wipe the sweat on his body, a pair of cold hands held his hands, and there was also ice cold on his back, the same as just now. The heat that is still sweating is handed over, making the back itchy.
"Looking ahead, it's similar to riding a bicycle." Luo Yu's unique deep voice rang in his ears, and Xiao Gu somehow felt confident. "Lean forward a little bit, lean towards that side if you feel a bit drifting, okay, yes, take advantage of the balance, and with the help of the current, quickly stroke a few times on both sides until you feel the balance is broken again. Yes. That's it. You did a good job." Luo Yu taught him hand in hand, his calm and calm made Xiao Gu quickly find a breakthrough, and he was able to draw in style in a short time.
Under Luo Yu's light grip and command, the hands that were originally disorderly found the rhythm. Xiao Gu had a sense of accomplishment, and couldn't help turning around and giggling at Luo Yu. Luo Yu, who was a head taller, looked down at his triumphant smile, He smiled: "Is my teacher teaching well?" "Okay, that's great! Look at Master Wuhua's astonished face, ahhaha." Xiao Gu touched the doorway and stroked it with ease. Don't worry, it's a bit of a hermit's demeanor. "Then, what's the reward?" "I'll give you a kiss, ahaha." Xiao Gu was in a good mood, and spoke very frivolously, completely ignoring Luo Yu's surprise when he heard this sentence.
"Okay!" After a pause, Luo Yu said, "Put your head over here." Luo Yu's voice became deeper and deeper, "Okay." He stretched out a little slowly, obviously hesitating, but Xiao Gu kissed it in a hurry Come over, due to the coincidence of the angle, the lips of the two people are tightly attached to each other.
The pace that Xiao Gu had mastered immediately collapsed. Fortunately, he also reached the shore of the small island in the river at this time. Luo Yu squinted his eyes. With a sweep, he picked him up, stepped hard on the bamboo pole, and landed on the gentle shore.
During this time, they were still kissing. The picture was so beautiful that it almost blinded Master Wuhua.This trick is very good, it is used for collection, and it is reserved for future reference.
"What are you doing here!" Luo Yu, Xiao Gu's mouth was still sticky as if coated with glue, when he heard an unhappy low drink, Xiao Gu gently turned his face away, breaking the kiss with Luo Yu, Luo Yu also knew each other Slowly put him down.
When he saw it, Xiao Gu grinned, ran two steps in a row, blocked the front of Master Wuhua, and shouted loudly without concealing his excitement: "Auntie! It's you, where is Shishi? Is he okay? "
Standing in front of the ancient building is the aunt Xiao Gu met on the train when her enthusiasm was too high and quickly cooled down, but this time it is a little different. She is wearing a national costume, with dark blue as the main tone, black and gold as the embroidered edges. Waist, flared cuffs, lively and elegant.Wearing a blue veil of the same color on her head, with a few silver hairpins inlaid in it, it made the aunt who was about 50 years old when she first saw her look less than forty, which was much more amazing than the last time she saw it.
The aunt glanced at him, and smiled slightly. This smile eliminated the loss left in Xiaogu's heart when they parted last time. It seemed that the aunt didn't hate him anymore.Unable to bear it, the aunt and aunt called again a few times very affectionately.The back of the head was suddenly slapped, it was quite heavy, Xiao Gu clutched the back of the head, and stared at him, while Master Wuhua stared at him with a displeased face.
"What auntie, she's only 42 years old, she has no rules." After giving Xiao Gu two supercilious glances, she turned her face back again, "Qionghua..." She just called her name and then died down. Xiao Gu saw it clearly, Wuhuaye's throat rolled several times, which was a sign of nervousness.
"Don't call me by my name!" Xiao Gu looked at Aunt Qionghua again after hearing the sound, his eyes blinked, and he hadn't tasted it yet.Unexpectedly, at the next moment, Xiao Gu was not only puzzled by the performance of Master Five Flowers, but also almost dropped his jaw in shock.
"We haven't seen each other for almost 30 years, Qionghua, don't be like this." The pitiful abandoned dog on the face of Master Wuhua is vivid.
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☆, entanglement
"Don't call me Qionghua!" He yelled violently. When they met for the first time, Xiao Gu's impression of the aunt who opened his eyes was still strong.
Master Wuhua was silent, his head drooped, and he stood aside looking at the ground with a gloomy expression.
Xiao Gu looked around, Wuhua Lord's expression was cloudy to cloudy, and the aunt's expression was mostly cloudy, and they were all at the stage where strangers should not enter, it is better not to provoke, it is better not to provoke.
"Big, ah, Aunt Hua, you seem to have lost weight, are you sick?" Xiao Gu was not very good at talking, so he scratched his head, starting from concern.
Unexpectedly, Qionghua flirted with him, then looked beside him, turned around and left without saying a word, leaving the petrified Xiaogu and the silent Wuhua Lord outside the door. Until night falls.
Lord Five Flowers was sitting on the bank, holding a branch in the water and meditating. Xiao Gu saw that he was telling him to be alone for a while, so he didn't bother him, but he was so hungry.
No matter, self-reliance, sufficient food and clothing, Xiao Gu walked around the ancient building, looked at the four sides, found a back window, moved some things that could stand up, tiptoed to the window sill, and surprised him Yes, the windows are open.
Looking inside, there is a bed and half of a table in the field of vision. The bed is very big. At this time, there is a young boy lying on it. Xiao Gu stared at him. When he turned around, Xiao Gu blurted out "Stone? Stone!" The boy in the room looked towards the window sill when he heard the sound, only saw the face protruding above the nose and shaking hands violently. He couldn't help being curious, and walked closer. Half of his face suddenly rose, and then he grinned at him, "I'm your brother Gu. I met you on the train. I gave you the little sword on your bed. Remember?" Stone stared at him, Looking at it with the unoccupied right eye, he felt the face was familiar, but he was not impressed, but the smile was so refreshing and bright, he liked it very much.
Xiao Gu actually didn't want to laugh anymore, when he saw Shi Shi's upper body was bare, wrapped in cloth strips of various sizes, as he approached, exuding different herbal smells, only one eye was exposed on the whole head .
However, he didn't want to put on a frightened face just after meeting Shi Shi, reminding Shi Shi what he looks like now. "You gave me that little sword?" Shitou leaned on the window sill, with a shining eye, looking at him innocently.Xiao Gu took out the small sword from his backpack and held it up to Shi Shi: "Here, it and yours are twins." Are you looking for me?" Shitou asked with a smile as he handed back the small sword.
"Well, not all of them, but I'm glad to see you." Seeing Shi Shi's innocent expression, Xiao Gu couldn't help but relax his whole body, with a warm look on his face.
Shi Shi stretched out his hand to touch Xiao Gu's face, blinked his eyes and asked suspiciously: "Brother Xiao Gu, are you here to find grandma? Are you sick too?" Grabbing Shi Shi and retracting his hand, he looked carefully, Xiao Gu was a little sad, he hadn't seen him for more than half a month, and the child was hurt like this.
Being grabbed by someone, his eyes were full of concern and refused to let go, Shi Shi shrank shyly, "Brother Xiao Gu, are you listening?" "Ah? I also came to see your grandma, and I also fell ill. " As he said that, Xiao Gu thought delicately that he would take the opportunity to laugh more to infect the stone, and when he saw him, he was sitting on the bed, motionless, seemingly unhappy.
Shitou looked at him, said wait for me, and disappeared by the window sill.
After a while, the door of the ancient building opened, Aunt Hua stood there, and said to Xiaogu with a blunt tone: "Come in!" "Hey! Thank you, Aunt Hua." As for Lord Wuhua, he turned his head and ran to the river, pulled the arm of Lord Wuhua who was still thinking, and said cheerfully in his ear: "Master Wuhua, Aunt Hua called us in."
As a result, Master Wuhua ran faster than him, and Chi Liu was several meters ahead.Xiao Gu shook his head and sighed, love!
"Who let you in!" As soon as Xiao Gu arrived at the door, he heard Aunt Qionghua's roar, and then Master Wuhua stumbled back and backed out.Followed by an embroidered shoe, Pat!It hit Xiao Gu's forehead subconsciously trying to catch Lord Wuhua, and a small lump popped up immediately.
"Ah~~~It hurts so much, ah~~~" Xiao Gu squatted on the ground covering his head, howling, Qionghua came out immediately, and without looking at Master Wuhua, he squatted down directly to check Xiao Gu's injury, "Five Master Hua, come quickly, come and help me take a look." As she spoke, she kept twisting her body, twisting and twisting, and entered a room across the threshold.
Master Wuhua was not stupid, he immediately followed up, embraced Xiao Gu, and pretended to be there to check.Aunt Qionghua was quite embarrassed at first, she took a few glances, and when she saw some signs, she hugged her chest and watched them perform, not to make any fuss, and to see when he performed.
Xiao Gu was also patient, the wailing was miserable, Aunt Qionghua didn't want to watch it anymore, just about to drive people away, Shi Shi ran out from the inner room, held Xiao Gu's hand, and tiptoed away his hand covering his head , look on the forehead.Aunt Qionghua almost popped her eyes.
"Shi, Shitou, you, do you know him?" Aunt Qionghua ignored them, ran up to Shishi, and asked in a low voice. From the slightly shaking hands, it could be seen that she was far less calm than her face.
Shi Shi is very face-saving, with crooked smiling eyes, pointing at Xiao Gu and whispering in a Burmese way: "He is brother Xiao Gu, who gave me the little dagger." Aunt Qionghua opened her mouth and paused for a few seconds, just Gently touching Shi Shi's head, Xiao Gu could see that she was actually very excited.
"Shitou, good job, this is Brother Xiaogu's savior, Grandpa Wuhua, shall we sleep together at night?" Xiao Gu boasted bluntly and said against the customer, Shitou readily agreed, and Aunt Qionghua was unprecedented and did not object.Then it was Five Flower Master's turn to pretend to be calm and excited.
After dinner, during the dinner, Master Wuhua ate without saying a word, Aunt Qionghua had nothing to say except chewing slowly and looking at the stone that Xiaogu was chatting with enthusiastically from time to time.
After eating, Xiao Gu scrambled to clean the bowl, which made Wu Hua Ye even more embarrassed, who didn't know what to do, so he had to sit at the table, um, ah, dry cough.
"Speak up if you have something to say." Aunt Qionghua sat on the other side of the table, patted the table impatiently, and growled, Wuhua Lord jumped all over his body when he heard the sound, and responded, briefly explaining the purpose of coming.
After hearing this, Aunt Qionghua cast her gaze at Xiaogu who had cleaned up the dishes and played with Shitou again, neither happy nor sad. "He's got a Gu, it's fine if you're there, and I don't understand that stuff." Being choked, Master Wuhua coughed, and boldly raised his head to look at Aunt Qionghua, "Of course it's not that simple." Oh?" Aunt Qionghua raised her eyebrows, and Lord Wuhua took the opportunity to propose a proposal to go out and talk.Aunt Qionghua thought for a while and agreed.
"I have a way to save Shitou." The two stood by the river one after the other, Wuhua Master straight to the point, Qionghua looked at the man standing in front of her, was silent for a while, and said calmly: "What can you do, With a psychic physique, I can't live past the age of 16." "Isn't there still more than half a year, as long as you are willing, I guarantee that there will be no problems this time." Master Wuhua turned around, and his firm eyes made him improve several times in an instant. charm value.
But Qionghua didn't look at him, she looked at the river water sparkling like twinkling stars in the night. "That's what you said when you saved my sister, and it turned out."
Lord Wuhua frowned, and wanted to grab Qionghua's arm, but gave up, "I can't change the past, Qionghua, I'm trying my best to make up for it, it's been almost 30 years, I have this confidence, and I won't do it anymore. It's the boy with the hands and feet."
Qionghua crossed her arms and sneered, "You've never seen Shishi before. Saving him is at most a love for the house, and it's just a love for the house. Isn't that what it was back then? At least I had sustenance at that time. Now, I only have Stone, do you think I will risk him?"
Master Wuhua smiled wryly and shook his head, "Leaving aside these old events, I only know that you want to save the stone, and I need your help to save that kid. You have the right to consider it a collaboration." After finishing speaking, he took off his clothes He put it on Qionghua's body, didn't stop, didn't say anything, turned around and left, he knew that Qionghua needed time to think.Not to be bothered by anyone.
Xiao Gu had already slept with the stone, and Lord Wuhua took a look at the two curled up people lying on the bed, one was covered with a neat quilt, the other was wrapped in his clothes, "This dead Gu Gu Gu has a good heart."
"Are you sure it's now?" Xiao Gu, who was holding a round pancake that was not much smaller than the Xinjiang pancake, was eating deliciously, looking at Wuhua Lord who came to inform him early in the morning that he would start to officially detoxify, half-believing.
Master Wuhua sent a sharp look, "Who has the leisure to coax you to play. Hurry up and send your god away, I am so quiet and quiet." "Hehe~~~" Master Wuhua can't understand Xiao Guna A wretched face with raised eyebrows and a smile, "Don't worry, I will try my best to cooperate so that I can make room for you and relive your old dreams."
Master Wuhua gave him a squinting look, and kicked Xiao Gu's calf ruthlessly under the table. "Ah! It hurts~~~" Xiao Gu yelled first, and then swallowed back the word "pain" by Master Wuhua's gloomy eyes. "Why are you angry? It's not like I didn't miss you when you went out with Aunt Qionghua last night. However, judging by your current state, it's obvious that the negotiation is not going well. Are you sure that your state is suitable for detoxifying me? Do you want to break up?" Start after relaxing?" Xiao Gubing stopped eating, and whispered sadly.
Master Wuhua's face sank, and he slapped him on the forehead. The small bag that was smashed last night hadn't disappeared yet. Xiao Gu covered his forehead and wailed softly, looking at Master Wuhua very aggrieved . "I'm not a quack doctor, why are you afraid that I will ruin you?"
"Really, I think you are not in a good mood, maybe you need to rest." Xiao Gu was very unhappy, puffed up, picked up the cake and continued to eat, glanced at Wuhua Ye who was drinking porridge quietly, and looked at the door, thinking , Why haven't you seen Shitou and Aunt Qionghua.Sitting with this violent madman is really a test of physical tolerance.
"Master Wuhua, speaking of which, I didn't expect you to be an infatuated species. Wuhua, isn't that your real name? It's the abbreviation of 'My Qionghua', right? It's so romantic." Regarding Xiao Gu's frivolous tone, Master Wuhua was very generous. to leave a footprint on his other leg.
He picked up the bowl and planned to find a clean place to have a full breakfast, but when he turned around, he saw Qionghua standing at the door, her old face faintly flushed with bright red.Immediately turned around, sat down, glared at Xiao Gu fiercely, but Xiao Gu bared his teeth, crooked his body, rubbed his legs, and winked fiercely at him.
I bury my head in drinking porridge, I am in my forties, and I also tasted the mood of a deer bumping around, that taste~~~
Xiao Gu raised the corners of his mouth and gave an evil smile, "Yo, yo, someone is blushing." The Wuhua master could only stare at him fiercely, and Qionghua's eyes drifted over, "Hurry up and finish eating, let's start."
The detoxification operation was carried out in a room with an atmosphere similar to that of an operating room, on the second floor of the ancient building.The windows were closed, and on the two tables, there were some sacrificial things and some unknown ones; some bottles and cans, no need to look at it, were the desks of Lord Wuhua.Nothing else, Xiao Gu was asked to lie down.
After he was ready as promised, Master Five Flowers closed the door and locked it.
Lord Wuhua threw a handful of powder, and Xiao Gu felt drowsy, his head tilted, and he passed out.
"Okay, let's start. Qionghua, I will provoke the three corpses to the most active first. At that time, it is also the most dangerous time for Xiaogu. You must stabilize his soul, otherwise he will be demented after detoxification And you, his daughter-in-law..." "I am the husband." "Okay, okay, you must always pay attention to the most cunning of the three corpses, Grievance Cannian, do whatever you want, and make sure not to let it return to Xiaogu In the body, once it fails, Xiao Gu will be taken away." Luo Yu stood aside quietly and nodded.
Everyone focused their attention on Xiao Gu who was sleeping sweetly.After that, he will never have such a comfortable expression again.
ps: The second update of the backbone today~~~Floating away~~~
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Xiao Gu was lying motionless on the wooden floor like a dead body donated to the medical school waiting to be studied.
Master Wuhua took out a pair of surgical gloves in good time, removed a small jar, and dumped the contents on Xiao Gu's body.Then he opened a jar, and carefully took out a strange-looking animal inside. The body of the frog had two small dark gray horns above the eyes, but its front paws were similar to those of a scorpion, and its hind legs were a bit like a spider. , with a tiny human face pattern intertwined with emerald green and golden yellow on its back.
The mighty and creepy little guy, as soon as he touched the air, slowly opened his round red eyes, without any search, he lay on Xiao Gu's chest with a slight movement, his slender tongue kept rolling , It didn't take much time to eat up the piece of gelatinous thing on Xiao Gu's chest.
The room was very quiet, Qionghua took advantage of this vacancy, and lightly arranged the things that will be used later in order, so as to avoid mistakes as much as possible, Luo Yu still stood quietly in a corner, looking at Xiao Gu with a blank expression He kept an eye on his changes all the time; Lord Five Flowers was especially nervous, staring at the four elephants, seeing it circle around after eating and then squatting on Xiao Gu's chest, closing his eyes and resting his mind.
After checking the time twice, just when Master Five Flowers thought he had failed, the four-faced animal suddenly moved and let out a low whistling sound. A red egg the size of a dollar coin fell out.
After laying eggs, Sixiang kicked her legs and belched.When Wuhua Lord saw the egg, his face relaxed, and then he carefully picked up the four-faced corpse and put it back into the jar it came out of, sprinkled several kinds of powders in succession, and poured several kinds of liquids of different colors , before gently tightening the lid of the jar.Put it aside.
Treating the egg, Lord Five Flowers was like a pilgrimage, holding it with both hands, keeping the egg absolutely still, moving it to Xiao Gu's mouth bit by bit, slowly freeing up one hand, and holding it between Xiao Gu's two sides. With a firm pinch of the jaw, he forced his mouth open as wide as possible, and dropped the egg into it.
The next thing is to wait. According to his prediction, Xiao Gu should have a response within 15 minutes.
Sure enough, after 13 minutes, the lifeless Xiao Gu's entire face twisted exaggeratedly, heaved up for a while, and stretched out for a while, as if an invisible big hand was rubbing and squeezing.Following that, the whole body trembled like an electric shock.
The room was extremely quiet, and suddenly, Lord Wuhua, who was staring at Xiaogu closely, shouted: "Qionghua, pay attention!" Qionghua immediately took a step forward, with three long needles of different thicknesses caught in the seam of her right hand, and her left hand Holding a piece of dark green talisman paper that exudes a special fragrance, he focused his attention on Xiao Gu who was still shaking.
While Wuhua Ye shouted, he took a step back and approached Luo Yu: "Wait for Qionghua to subdue his soul, you must pay attention to the surroundings of his body, and don't let that resentment escape." Luo Yu looked Looking at Xiao Gu, no panic could be seen on his calm face, he nodded slightly, and took a slight step forward to prepare.
"Uh~~~" Xiao Gu stopped shaking like an electric shock, paused for less than a second, his body froze suddenly, straightened, followed by a small twitch like a shofar wind, and a beast-like sound came from his throat There was a roar, and blood mixed with foam appeared from the corner of his mouth.Luo Yu's hand was clenched quietly, but she didn't move, she just watched.
At this time, Qionghua was in the middle of Xiao Gu's head at a speed that dazzled people's eyes, inserted a needle behind each ear, and then twisted half of each needle in with one hand like a butterfly piercing a flower. At this point, he was already sweating profusely. Master Wuhua took out a handkerchief with frayed edges and went up to wipe it. Qionghua glanced at him hastily and did not refuse.
After the needle was given, Xiao Gu's twitching frequency became smaller, Qionghua breathed out, stuffed the green talisman paper into Xiao Gu's mouth, stood up and nodded to Master Wuhua.Luo Yu, who took a glance and realized his shape, stood aside.
After waiting for a while, Xiao Gu finally stopped his twitching and returned to the quietness he had just laid down, but the messy clothes and pale face all showed how much pain he had endured.
Knowing that it was his turn, Luo Yu squatted down, and first wiped off the blood froth around Xiao Gu's mouth.When he stood up, he was already in the form of billowing black mist, and he didn't want to sit on the sidelines.
The reason why he did this was entirely to force the grievances of the surreptitiously sentient being within his controllable range.The greatest possible guarantee can be foolproof.
Xiao Gu was dead silent on the ground, suddenly, his head moved slightly, but very slightly, if he hadn't been staring at him, he couldn't see it at all.
"Qionghua has already set up a formation, you just need to prevent it from returning to Xiaogu or running away. Be a good goalkeeper." Master Wuhua stood further away and roared loudly.
"Hoo!" The sound burst out like fireworks, and then a thick hot air rushed to the face, and the air in the room seemed to be
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