I'm probably not human anymore

Jiang Si and Lu Yuanming separated, and took a taxi home with a bunch of photos of Brahma chickens. He was also looking forward to how many of these giant chickens could be drawn. When Duan Hong heard that Jiang Si was going to call his Brahma chicken , Can't be too happy, let Jiang Si come on, at least 3 pet chickens must be recruited, so that the three of them can each have a chicken, otherwise they will not be able to distinguish each other.

The Brahma chickens of Duan Hong’s family were originally bought for laying eggs and selling chicks. As a result, Brahma chickens are not easy to breed, they grow slowly and are prone to diseases. Before the chickens grow up, they die one after another. In the end, there are only ten chickens left. , these ten chickens, nine males and one female, don't expect to lay eggs. The family wants to sell them, but Duan Hong disagrees with them.

Duan Hong reminded Jiang Si that his Brahma chicken is different from ordinary Brahma chicken, it is more fierce. He has beaten all the dogs in the village and often fought with cattle. His Brahma chicken has always been the village bully, so don't mess with it. If you are angry with them, you will really step on your feet and peck your bald head.

Jiang Si was frightened by Duan Hong's description. He has never drawn chickens, so he doesn't know the chicken's temperament and the probability of becoming a pet spirit. But there are so many, how can there be 3 out of it?

Jiang Si began to retreat when he got home, as usual, first tested the water with drawing books and colored pencils, and then used Lingming grass and colored velvet sand to test out pet spirits. There are only 3 copies of the imitation spirit grass, which may not be enough.

Jiang Si first painted Xia Zhiwei's Keer Duck. He didn't know what kind of attack power such a pet duck could have, but he could paint Zicang for Muwei, and he would not reject Xia Zhiwei's Keer Duck, as long as he could become Pet Ling, Jiang Si is willing to help.

Xia Zhiwei was lucky, Keer Duck really became a pet spirit, Jiang Si didn't use the imitation spirit grass for Keer Duck, all he could give was imitation colored velvet sand, he used imitation colored velvet sand in the drawing book I drew a Keer Duck with an inferior half-spiritual body, with only 26 spiritual points.

After that, there are Brahma chickens. There are a lot of them. It takes a lot of time to paint one by one. Jiang Si didn’t finish painting that day, so he got up after sleeping and continued painting. It took Jiang Si a lot of time to finish all seven Brahma chickens. , It really made him try out 3 Brahma chickens!

Jiang Si was very happy, took out the imitation Lingming grass, and dotted it with imitation colorful velvet sand. The expected bloom did not appear, and the imitation Lingming grass spread in all directions, and finally it was set at the size of A4 paper.

Jiang Si: "???"

Is this the difference between genuine and imitation?The real thing can cover the entire drawing board. If the drawing board is a little bigger, it might be able to cover the entire drawing board, but the area of ​​the A4 paper is really small, which seriously affects his performance.

Jiang Si carefully left all the lines in the imitation Lingming grass, and began to draw the Brahma chicken. Both the imitation and the Brahma chicken are worth looking forward to.

A dialog appears, but only one line long.

[Inferior first-class Brahma chicken, spiritual value: 304]

Although it has no attributes, this spiritual value also makes Jiang Si happy. A Brahma chicken pet spirit is equivalent to a D-level spirit. How can Jiang Si not be happy?In the future, with Brahma Chicken Pet Spirit by Duan Hong and Lu Yuanming's side, he can feel more at ease.

After shrinking the imitation spirit grass, the pattern of the Brahma chicken is exposed, unlike the real spirit grass that wraps the pattern inside, and it is impossible to see what is inside the spirit grass from the outside.

After finishing one painting, Jiang Si immediately drew the second one, which was also inferior and had the same spirit value.

When Jiang Si took out the last piece of imitation Lingming Grass, he caught a glimpse of Youyou's pepper looking at him from the corner of his eye.

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si's forehead was sweating, and he laughed dryly, "Although Lingming grass and colored velvet sand are imitations, the effect is good. I will draw this one for you. I will exchange it for you when I find the real Lingming grass and colored velvet sand."

Only then was Huajiao satisfied, shaking her peach buttocks and jumping onto the sofa, lying on the sofa and looking at Jiang Si, as if she wanted to oversee the work.

Jiang Si wiped off his sweat. He almost painted all three of them as Brahma chickens just now. Fortunately, Huajiao appeared in time, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. He can already imagine Huajiao's rage.

Jiang Si hurriedly made a portrait of Zanthoxylum, and Zanthoxylum watched him silently the whole time, and when a painting was finished, Zanthoxylum disappeared from the sofa.

[Inferior first-grade corgi, spiritual value: 280]

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si didn't dare to let Huajiao know that its spiritual value is not as high as that of a chicken, does this hurt the dog's self-esteem a bit?

Jiang Si couldn't wait to call out the Brahma Chicken, wanting to see what it would be like for this giant chicken to become a pet spirit.

As soon as the Brahma Chicken appeared, Jiang Si was shocked by its size. This head was taller and bigger than a Sirius, and it was covered with beautiful colorful feathers. As soon as the Brahma Chicken appeared, he turned his head to look at Jiang Si. The urge to protect the head, this is the first time he has seen such a big chicken in reality.

[Inferior Brahma Chicken: My name is Fighting Chicken, what's your name? 】

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si continued to retreat, this feeling was too subtle, "My name is Jiang Si, hello."

Another Brahma chicken also appeared in the living room without being summoned. Most of the feathers of this chicken are white, only the tail, the tip of the wings and the big hairy legs have gradient black feathers. With a bright red comb, it looks like an ink painting, very beautiful.

The white and black Brahma Chicken also tilted its head to look at Jiang Si, with the same posture and eyes as the colorful Brahma Chicken.

[Inferior first-grade Brahma chicken: I am also called a fighting chicken. 】

Jiang Si: "..."

Isn't it true that all Brahma chickens are called fighting chickens?Didn't Duan Hong even give the chicken a name?

Jiang Si: "You all call them fighting chickens, if I call them fighting chickens, do you know who I'm calling?"

Both turned their heads to look at him at the same time.

[Inferior first-grade Brahma chicken: You try it. 】

[Inferior first-grade Brahma chicken: You try it. 】

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si: "First come, first served, the name of the fighting chicken has already been taken by the first one, and the later one will be called... How about Bai Jiahei?"

[Inferior first-grade Brahma Chicken: Not very good, I want to call it a fighting chicken. 】

Jiang Si had a headache, "Then, that multicolored feather is called Fighting Chicken No. 1, and white and black is called Fighting Chicken No. 2, how about it?"

Both Brahma chickens looked at Jiang Si with those black bean eyes full of suspicion. The scene was silent for a while, and Huajiao suddenly appeared, breaking the embarrassment with a bark, but when the embarrassment was broken, Huajiao suffered.

The two Brahma chickens that were originally still, when they saw the dog, they felt as if they had been spayed with chicken blood. Their big wings spread open, and the neck feathers exploded. One of the big wings had already pounced on Huajiao. The speed was so fast that even Jiang Si No response!

Huajiao was pecked on the butt with a cry, turned his head angrily and bit, one dog was no match for two chickens, and Huajiao was held under the paws of the Overlord Chicken and pecked at the head.

"Don't fight, all go back!" Jiang Si wanted to push Brahma Chicken away, but was kicked by Fighting Chicken No. 1. Sirius immediately appeared and slapped his paw on the head of Fighting Chicken No. 1, which ignited the explosives Bucket, Fighting Chicken No. 1 flaps its big wings, jumps and fights with Sirius, Sirius, who has always been prudent, doesn't give in at this moment, and his two paws take turns to fight, catching Fighting Chicken No. 1 is a punch!

Sirius knew it well and didn't move his mouth, otherwise the Brahma Chicken would be cold if he took one bite, and the bullied Huajiao didn't care about it, he would bite wherever he caught it, the wings and neck hair of the fighting chicken No. 2 were bitten off Several pinches!

It was the first time Jiang Si encountered such a chaotic situation since he drew the pet spirit. Just when the scene was extremely out of control, there was a knock on the door, and Jiang Si ran to open the door. Standing at the door was Bo Huai.

Before Bo Huai could open his mouth, Jiang Si hurriedly said: "Hurry up, use the spiritual domain, and lock them all into the small black room!"

Standing at the door, Bo Huai heard chickens flying and dogs jumping inside. He didn't expect the fighting in the room to be so fierce. He divided the spirit field into four cubes in his hand, and forcibly separated the two dogs and two chickens that were wrestling together.

Sirius has always been very restrained, calmed down immediately after being separated, Huajiao was not good, jumping up and down in the prison of Lingyu, barking non-stop, trying to break into Lingyu several times, very irritable.

Dialog boxes kept brushing over Zanthoxylum bungeanum.

[Inferior first-class Corgi: The chicken moved first!shameless!Bully less with more! 】

[Inferior Corgi: Let me out, I'm going to bite them to death! 】

[Inferior first-class Corgi: All foreign chickens go away!Bully me, kill your whole family! 】

Jiang Si's forehead twitched. Corgi never called himself "Lao Tzu" before. He must have learned it from Lu Yuanming. Pet spirits are much smarter than ordinary pets. They can understand and learn, and they are easy to get infected. Bad habits.

Jiang Si: "Put the peppercorns out."

Bo Huai took away the spirit domain that trapped Zanthoxylum, and as soon as Zanthoxylum was freed, he immediately pounced on the imprisoned Brahma chicken, but unfortunately he couldn't get in, and Zanthoxylum angrily clawed his paws, wanting to fight the Brahma chicken to the death.

"Huajiao, come here!" Jiang Si called to it.

An angry Huajiao turned his head to look at Jiang Si, seeing Jiang Si looking at it with a serious face, turned around and ran towards Jiang Si unwillingly, but before running a few steps, three of his four legs were limping, he limped and walked, saying "Aww Woo" with a seriously injured look.

Bo Huai raised his eyebrows, looking at the playwright Zanthoxylum bungeanum.

Huajiao caught Bo Huai's gaze, and immediately looked away to concentrate on her acting career.

Jiang Si had no choice but to go over to pick up Zanthoxylum bungeanum, and check its head. Zanthoxylum was pecked bald, and the hair on its buttocks was also missing. It hurts so much, Huajiao has never suffered such a big loss, Sirius always let it at home, this time it was held down and pecked by two chickens.

Jiang Si rubbed and comforted him, the pepper finally stopped screaming, Jiang Si finally looked at Sirius, Sirius squatted upright, handsome and aggressive, not even a hair was messed up, it was completely different from Fighting Chicken No. 1 The wind fell, but Fighting Chicken No. 1 probably had his head knocked out.

"Sirius, come here." Jiang Si waved.

Bo Huai let Sirius out, and Sirius walked over unhurriedly, and squatted in front of Jiang Si with a tough attitude, accepting punishment but not admitting his mistake.

Jiang Si patted its head, Sirius has always done things reliably, if Brahma Chicken hadn't bullied Huajiao and kicked him again, Sirius wouldn't have rushed out, this time it just moved its paws and didn't hurt Brahma Chicken .

Jiang Si patted Sirius, "You go back first."

Sirius turned into a ball of white light and returned to the Lingming Grass, and the rest were the two overlord chickens, and the two Brahma chickens were pacing in the "little black room", just like the chickens who had nothing to do, and they didn't feel that they had done anything wrong up.

The attitude of these two chickens is very problematic, he must have a good talk with them when he is free, and ask Duan Hong if he often makes Brahma chickens fight with the dogs in the village, or if it is not Duan Hong, the people in the village think Watching chickens and dogs fight is very interesting. Every time I see the reaction given, Brahma Chicken will feel very proud if he wins a fight with a dog. There is no right or wrong.

Now they have become pet spirits, they are very smart, and some bad habits must not be developed, otherwise the master will not be able to restrain his pet spirits, and the problem will be serious.

Seeing that Jiang Si had been staring at them, the two Brahma chickens tilted their heads to look at him.

[Inferior first-grade Brahma Chicken: We accept heads-up, if there was no result before, we can try again. 】

Jiang Si's fist hardened in an instant, no wonder he likes to call it "fighting chicken", this is a real fighting chicken!

Jiang Si called Duan Hong on the spot, and Duan Hong asked, "Has the spirit summoning succeeded? Is my Brahma chicken particularly powerful and domineering?"

Jiang Si inhaled, "Do you often let Brahma chicken and dog fight?"

Duan Hong: "Not too often. There are a lot of dogs in the village. It's the kind of dog that is completely free-range. No one teaches or cares about it. It's very sad. It often steals chickens and ducks. Eat eggs. When my Brahma chickens were young, two of them were stolen by a dog in the village. They are usually kept in captivity. Only when I go home on vacation will I take the chickens out for a walk.

Every time I go out, there is always a dog following me. One time I didn’t pay attention, and another Brahma chicken that hadn’t grown up was killed. Chickens are very timid and dare not fight with dogs. Every time I shout and cheer, Brahma chickens become more and more courageous. Later, when they see dogs, they will jump on them. The dogs that peck them dare not come closer. I'm an idle guy, he'll watch chickens and dogs fight, bet on melon seeds and cigarettes..."

Duan Hong didn't hear Jiang Si's voice until Duan Hong realized there was a problem, "What's wrong? Did the Brahma chicken recruit the spirit successfully?"

Jiang Si was in a mixed mood, "It succeeded, but the Lingji is very unfriendly to dogs and pecked my dog ​​bald."

Duan Hong: "..."

Duan Hong: "That, that, that...is it serious? Can it still grow?"

What's the matter with the mood of the family's bear kid getting into trouble? !

Jiang Si said: "I will try to educate first. Pet spirits are not ordinary pets. They are very smart. They can learn, imitate and understand human speech. If you have bad habits, you must correct them, otherwise you can't control them. It's easy court disaster."

Duan Hong: "I see. You should educate them well. If culture and education are not enough, you can teach martial arts. If you catch them and give them a good meal, you will surely improve your memory."

Jiang Si: "..."

This habit developed since childhood can only be corrected slowly, and it is not a problem that can be solved by smoking a meal.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Si looked tiredly at the problem chicken.

"Is this the Brahma Chicken drawn on imitation spirit paper?" Bo Huai walked over.

Jiang Si nodded, "Yes, they have a lot of experience in fighting dogs. When they see a dog, they will jump on it. It's very fierce."

The Brahma chickens that Bo Huai knew were relatively gentle and suitable for keeping as pets. It was the first time he had seen such a belligerent Brahma chicken, and the viciousness in the fight with Huajiao and Sirius was indeed fierce.

Bo Huai: "What about people?"

Jiang Si: "It's okay with people, but it's more assertive. I insist on calling myself a fighting chicken, and I can't give it another name."

Bo Huai: "How much are their spiritual values?"

Jiang Si opened his mouth and was about to report 304, but suddenly stopped, "I just drew it, I haven't tested it, I don't know."

The four eyes met, Jiang Si took the initiative to look away, and Bo Huai curled the corner of his mouth, "Didn't you ask Yinmeng Umbrella?"

Jiang Si: "..."

Ask about Yinmeng Umbrella, Yinmeng Umbrella knows a ghost!

Jiang Si: "Yin, Yinmeng Umbrella doesn't know everything. Besides, even if it knows something, it's related to weirdness. It doesn't care about the part of the spirit. It has to be tested with a special instrument for the spirit."

Jiang Si hugged the pepper and put it on the sofa, with his back to Bo Huai, he didn't notice the uncontrollable smile in Bo Huai's eyes.

Bo Huai: "It's just right, I brought the instrument over, let's test it."

Jiang Si froze for a moment, patted Zanthoxylum bungeanum, and asked Zanthoxylum to return the imitation spirit paper first, and then pretended to be calm: "Then test it."

Both dogs went back, Bo Huai released the two chickens, put the black box he brought on the coffee table, took out a spiritual value testing instrument from it, and personally tested the spiritual value of the Brahma chicken.

The two Brahma chickens looked vigilant, staring at the detection instrument with a look of "Don't fight me". Bo Huai stepped forward and they retreated. The two chickens were almost embedded in the wall, just not wanting to cooperate with the detection.

Jiang Si: "Test your spiritual value, it won't hurt you, let's see how strong you are."

The word "strong" hit Brahma Chicken's self-confidence. He immediately stood up straight, raised his chest, and wanted to compare his height with Bo Huai.

Bo Huai successfully measured the spiritual value of the two Brahma chickens, both of which were 304 points. He knew that the spiritual value of the Wiggle police dog was 1000 points, and that the half-spiritual body of Zanthoxylum bungeanum was 50 points. The effect of the spirit paper is only about 30% of the real spirit paper, but Bo Huai doesn't think it is low. If there are many such pet spirits, it is equivalent to many D-level spirits, which is a huge temptation for any country.

Bo Huai asked Jiang Si, "What do you think of the effects of imitation spirit ink and imitation spirit paper?"

Jiang Si: "I think it's pretty good to have such an effect in such a short period of time."

Bo Huai also felt the same way, he said: "Have you ever tried to use imitation spirit paper and imitation spirit ink painting to defend against spirit patterns?"

I am also very concerned about this matter. If imitation spirit ink can be used to draw spirit patterns, it will undoubtedly save a lot of spirit mines. The reserve of spirit mines is not much. The spirit pattern is saved here, and the spirit pattern weapons are on the other side. Will be a little more generous.

Jiang Si: "I haven't had time to try it yet, I've run out of imitation spirit papers."

Bo Huai took out a small wooden box from the black box, "Here are ten more, try it."

Jiang Si: "..."

Jiang Si took it over, took out one and clipped it to the drawing board, tapped the imitation spirit ink and opened the imitation spirit paper, Jiang Si carefully recalled the direction of each line of the defensive spirit pattern, and strived for a success.