The day I fell in love with Qi Shen

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"Huh...huh..." the little prince panted while holding the sword, "too...too...too much...huh..."

"Stop, spicy chicken coffee jelly!" The little prince raised his sword and slashed at Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo suddenly stopped -

The little prince bumped into his back all at once.

"It hurts!" The little prince covered his nose, "Why did you stop all of a sudden!"

Qi Mu turned around and stared at the little prince in front of him, with helplessness in his eyes, 【Yeah, yeah, I really have something to do with you. 】

"Hug."

Originally, I thought that the little prince would hug me obediently, but who knew that the little prince actually gave a heavy "hum" and looked up at him: "Just now I wanted to hug you or not! Now you let me hug me? I don't want to lose face." ah!"

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

"As long as you're happy." Qi Mu turned to leave.

"Wait a minute!" the little prince suddenly said fiercely.

Qi Mu paused.

The little prince hugged Qi Mu tightly from behind, put his face on Qi Mu's back, and showed a satisfied smile: "Great, there is a cultural festival with coffee jelly superman, it's really great..."

Saiki Kusuo: "...um."

The little prince: "Oops! I completely forgot that I was acting in a stage play!"

Qi Mu: "Me too..."

"Then let's act well from now on!" The little prince winked at Qi Mu, "His Royal Highness!"

"...As you order, Your Highness."

"Ah, speaking of which, wouldn't there be demons coming to hunt down the escaped princess? Where are the demons?" The little prince began to look around suspiciously.

[Nothing, the demon classmate was just too scared to come out. 】

The trembling demon classmate hiding behind the curtain——

[F-what are you kidding! 】

[Those two guys don't know how to act at all, and they didn't follow the script at all, hey! 】

[And there was actually a scene of "he ran away, he chased them, they couldn't escape" at the very beginning, how could I have the nerve to appear on stage! 】

【hateful……】

The demon classmate closed his eyes and opened them again, with determination in his eyes: [Tsk, it seems that this stage play can only be saved by me alone! 】

[I will not admit defeat easily! 】

"Let go of that princess!" The demon classmate finally rushed out of the curtain, "Come at me!"

【Huh?It seems that there is something wrong with the lines, forget it and don't care about these details. 】

Demon classmate: "Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke, you want to take the princess away, unless you can defeat me!"

The little prince stood in front of Qi Mu, with sharp eyes and a fierce expression, and he opened his mouth slightly, as if he was about to speak harshly——

[Yeah, yeah, I really should say something to boost my momentum, the little prince is very skilled...]

The little prince threatened: "Don't be too arrogant! Devil!"

"Be careful with me, I..."

"I hit you!"

Saiki Kusuo:? ? ?

[Are you here to show off your cuteness! 】

Audience: "Oh hoo!"

Devil: "Oh... no, no! Don't think that I will let you take the princess away!"

"Unless you can answer my question!"

The little prince: "Let the horse come here!"

"Oh? The young man is very courageous..." The devil laughed and said, "This is the whole Qionghua country, not the whole continent, not the whole world, not the whole universe... No, it is the most difficult problem in Jinjiang!"

The little prince clenched his fists: "Whatever the problem, just let it go, let it go!"

"Koke Keke..."

Demon: "I ask you! What is the darkest Two-dimensional character in the world!?"

The little prince: "Ha, it's that simple! Of course it's Doraemon! Because it can't see its fingers hahahaha!"

Devil: "Ju, you got the answer right!"

"A unicorn came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ​​ice. What did it become when it was picked up?"

"Ice cream."

"What animal is easiest to stick to a wall?"

"Of course it's a seal!"

"What thread do orangutans hate the most?"

"Parallel lines! Because there are no bananas (intersecting) on ​​parallel lines."

"Whoever plays a game, wolf, tiger or lion, will be eliminated?!"

"Of course it's a wolf! Momotaro (eliminating wolves)!"

The devil took a few steps back immediately, "Surprisingly, I got all the answers right!"

The little prince was proud: "It's too simple!"

"Ke Keke, don't be too complacent, Your Royal Highness, I still have one of the most difficult questions, and I will let you take the princess away if I can answer it!"

"Use a mousetrap to catch mice at home. The next morning, I found a live mouse in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Why??"

The little prince: "Ha! Because those two were fooled when they saw their companions being stupid! Ask me such a simple question! You are even more stupid than a mouse!"

Demon classmate:! ! !

[Ok, ok, it's over...it's over...the stage play...my life...it's all over. 】

Saiki Kusuo watched coldly: [Are you elementary school students? 】

"Yeah! ~(≧▽≦)y~" The little prince hugged Saiki Kusuo's shoulders, "I will take you, Your Highness Princess!"

The demon classmate fell on his knees and doubted his life, and was powerless to stop OTL.

"What are you doing, they!" The students behind the scenes looked at the time, "HE now, it's too early!"

"Script! Script!" The students behind the scenes reminded in a low voice: "Don't forget the script!"

According to the original "Princess Qionghua" script, after defeating the demon, His Highness the Prince will make a lifetime vow with the Princess under the moon, and then kiss in love!

The little prince looked confused: he hadn't had time to read the script yet.

Saiki Kusuo: [Yeah, it seems that I can only rely on me. 】

"His Royal Highness!" Qi Mu suddenly held the little prince's hand with a serious face.

"Eh?!" The little prince was taken aback.

Qi Mu read out his lines quickly: "Thank you very much for saving me, Your Highness. If my..."

"Wait a minute!" There was a thunder on the ground, and suddenly a voice came out to stop Qi Mu's chanting.

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The author has something to say:

Thanks to Yun Xiaojun and Hua Ge for feeding ten bottles of nutrient solution ~ 吃咖咖べ(≧ε°べ)

I’m so sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, good night (:3[▓▓] I’ll go to the library tomorrow to save the fungus, and I’ll go to the library for a few days to get ready for the fat house_(:з」∠)_