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Yan Ming, a good young man in the new era with three views, four bodies, four bodies, and five grains, is currently curled up in a chair without any image, with his feet on the edge of the chair, mocking his teammates with ^^ expressionless.If those men and women who had voted for him in the school grass selection had seen this scene, I'm afraid - they would still vote, after all, Yan Gou is emotionless, unprincipled, and unreasonable.

The bedroom is not big, and the only source of light comes from the computer screen. Yan Ming has messy hair, and the light from the screen is faintly reflected on his face, making his originally fair and clean face even more indifferent. He stared blankly at the beating victory banner After a few seconds, he got up and turned on the light.

When he came back, he had an extra notebook in his hand. As soon as he sat down, he saw a row of reminder boxes on the screen.Yan Ming narrowed his eyes, watching the long list of team invitation messages from "Cute Xiao Ming", the small radar in his brain buzzed.

"Calm down..." Yan Ming patted his forehead and accepted it casually, "How many years, when will you give me permission."

Hang Zhe asked his girls not to line up, and he invited Yu Mengmeng to form a team. After waiting for 2 minutes, the other party finally joined the team with a familiar smiling face.

- Yu Mengmeng: ^^

- Yu Mengmeng: What's the matter?

Um?How to answer this, Hang Zhe frowned, I can't say that your snarky posture is very familiar, I want to ask if you are my lost love in the world of mortals, Hang Zhe thinks that if he really says that, the other party may backhand A harassment report, he thought about it, and found a reason that seemed very serious and not easy to be rejected.

- Adorable Xiao Ming: Let's line up together and score fast.

-Yu Mengmeng: Aren’t you acting as a proxy? Are you still taking someone for free? (⊙0⊙)

How to answer this question, Hang Zhe regretted that he once reported a post on the forum about a prostitute bragging about breaking the news. Come up with a more serious reason that seems less likely to be rejected.

- Adorable Xiao Ming: Take a ride, it’s cheaper for you.

God damn ride!God damn cheap!If it weren't for the fact that her two hands happened to be tying her hair, the girl watching would have wanted to applaud this comrade. As a gossip girl whose boyfriend is an insider, she certainly knew that Nuoshen and Brother Yue were not a couple, but how could she not Unexpectedly, the legendary technical boss who is low-key, calm and not flamboyant can flirt with girls so casually, so low-level.She put her hands on the keyboard, waiting for the car to be rescued.

-Yu Mengmeng: ...you are quite good at doing business.

- Cute Xiao Ming: Yes, I am a professional.

God fucking knows how to do business!God damn I'm a professional!The girl can't wait to go through the screen and pinch this anchor awake, they really aren't praising you, Brother Yue!The girl suddenly felt pity. The nice host doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and doesn't broadcast live. Here he leads me to score points. It doesn't matter if I help him flirt with the girl. Before the other party jumps out of the car and escapes, the girl quickly clicks to start matching.

Seconds were read on the screen, Yan Ming casually wrote down the ID of this agent on the notebook, after a second glance he suddenly understood, no wonder they were scolded for no reason in the last round, putting their names together, isn't it just walking dog food? !It's just that Xiao Ming Benming always felt that he was being molested when he saw the five sissy words.

Yan Ming hesitated, and finally put a question mark next to the ID. When he looked up, he found that his teammates had locked three crispy skins.

Yue Nuopei had a face: Sorry, I actually only know this one hero.

Passerby on the second floor: Here comes a tank.

Passerby on the third floor: Here comes a tank.

Adorable Xiao Ming: Do whatever you want.

Yu Mengmeng: Really casual?

Adorable Xiao Ming: It's really casual.

Yu Mengmeng: ^^

Passers-by on the second floor: ****

Passers-by on the third floor: **********

"What does this mean?" the girl asked in YY, why every time she meets teammates, they are so weird.

"It's okay, you stay in the middle of this round, I will show you the real aesthetics of crispy duck." Hang Zhe chuckled and locked the little angel Cupid.

……etc? ?Did I hear some great words? ? ?Just as the girl was about to scream, she realized that Brother Yue was not taking the usual path. Qingliu from the anchor world and Bailian from the poets were the ones that were agreed upon. This selection is too weird.

Passerby on the second floor: You two are joking?

Passerby on the third floor: How about taking your sister to hit a man-machine?Pit ratio!

Yu Mengmeng: Hey, isn't this just a human-machine?

Adorable Xiao Ming: That’s right ^^

Fortunately, the selection time is up. The moment the reading interface popped up, the girl breathed a sigh of relief. She actually had the idea of ​​pretending to be a solo queue just now, and she was ashamed.

Yan Ming doesn't care about winning or losing. His duo teammate abandoned him tonight to go on a date with the goddess. He opened the trumpet to fry fish. He didn't expect to meet a real boss. He saw it right away. This is serious. The thighs that can hit five in one, think of the various buffs on the last thigh that made people dizzy. Could it be that he is also exuding the smell of being stupid and rich through the screen?

At the beginning of the game, each of the three lines was a master. Hang Zhe marked a point in his own blue zone. Yan Ming understood it. He chose a hero with a cute appearance but an extremely wretched style of play. He didn't have any damage skills in the first hand, so he directly clicked to faint people. At 1 minute and 55 seconds, the angel Cupid raised his short hand and began to biu his blue buff.

Standing in the grass, Yan Ming saw a golden bling sneaking up from the left. This one was obviously much stronger than his teammate in the previous round. The little angel was pushed and slashed by him, and all the way back, the next second, a red bubble In a flash, Jin Xingxian was punished to stand where she was, and was bloodied in anger.

Hang Zhe sent a nice message with a smile, and soon received two private chats.

[Secret chat] Yu Mengmeng (Sakura Kinomoto) quietly said to you: How much is a game?

[Secret chat] Yue Nuomeng (Yueye Rabbit) quietly said to you: Brother Yue, do you like this Yumengmeng?

Hang Zhe was stunned for a second, and asked his sister, "Why are you typing?"

"Oh yes!" The girl just realized, "I can talk! The main reason is that you didn't speak just now, so I forgot."

"Brother Yue," the girl was a little embarrassed, and she didn't know if Brother Yue could accept the truth, so she decided to be more tactful, "If you really like it, don't say anything else, at least confirm your gender first, in case it's not a woman Woolen cloth?"

Hang Zhe replied to Yu Mengmeng while brushing the field: ten yuan a game, when I heard the girl say that she is not a woman, my heart moved.

"You don't think it's a woman?" Hang Zhe said calmly, but his heart was like a drum beating.

"It doesn't look like it. Anyway, you should confirm it first." Hearing that he didn't mean to deny it, the girl couldn't help but light the wax for him in her heart.

Hang Zhe said that he knew that he used ADC to play jungle. He was fast but had to be careful with gank at all times.

[Secret chat] Yu Mengmeng (Sakura Kinomoto) quietly said to you: Can you win this round?

[Secret chat] You quietly said to Yumengmeng (Sakura Kinomoto): Yes, if you lose, you will pay five.

[Secret chat] Mengmeng Yu (Sakura Kinomoto) whispers to you: Don't be shy, you're about to cry when you see the assassin on the other side.

[Secret chat] You quietly say to Yu Mengmeng (Sakura Kinomoto): Let him know why you cry after the word gluttonous.

Facts have proved that even if it is a third-line anchor these days, it is not a big problem to switch to the contemporary game, and it is not a big problem to lose one and pay five. Yan Ming doesn't know whether the assassin on the other side is greedy or not, but he feels that the kid behind the screen is really about to cry .

[All] Passerby Assassin (Kakashi): Brother, can you fry fish in another pond, I was bombed three times by you in one night...

[All] Yu Momoe (Sakura Kinomoto): Who told you to call me a wild woman^^

[All] Passerby Assassin (Kakashi): I was wrong, you are sister-in-law!Sister-in-law!Big brother's woman!

...Very good, little friend, Yan Ming bit his lower lip, today my brother will help you quit your internet addiction.

Later, it was actually not too bad, because the opponent surrendered in 20 minutes, Yan Ming felt that it was a pity, this kid was so close to abandoning the game on the spot.

At the end of the round, the three of them continued to line up. Taking advantage of the match, Hang Zhe explained to his sister what the aesthetics of crispy duck is. At that time, a dead fellow Taoist would not die a poor daoist.

The girl said "oh", "Then why not just call it Crispy Literature?"

"Well..." Hang Zhe thought for a while, "It's a good question, next time you can ask Noah directly, he invented this theory."

In this ranking, I met an acquaintance again.

Passers-by also want to have a name: Big Brother!Sister-in-law!I'm Rukia!

Mengmeng Yu: ...

Adorable Xiao Ming: ...

Yue Nuopei has a face: ...

Relatives and friends brought by passers-by: …………… Show some face!

Yan Ming suddenly felt that the last unfinished business could continue, and he wondered whether he should let this kid experience what it means to be full of joys and sorrows in life.

Hang Zhe didn't know if he felt something, he locked Byakuya Kuchiki in seconds, Rukia Kuchiki locked up sternly and sensiblely, relatives and friends of passers-by resignedly chose two ceremonies, the girl was still Usagi Tsukiha, and the four of them swipe the screen together: Come on a tank!

... I'll give your grandma a leg! !This passerby who wants to have a name angrily chooses Captain Levi, come on!Hurt each other!

The four assassins landed in the spring, and their murderous aura swept across the canyon. The girl suddenly said, "I have a bad feeling..."

"I'm going to lose this one." Hang Zhe said.

Hang Zhe guessed right, this one might have crashed with the anchor or a professional team, and the normal configuration can't be a sure win, not to mention this weird lineup.

[Secret Chat] The cute Xiaoming (Byakuya Kuchiki) whispers to you: Give me your WeChat ID.

[Secret chat] You quietly said to the cute Xiaoming (Byakuya Kuchiki):?

[Secret chat] The cute little Ming (Byakuya Kuchiki) whispers to you: If you want to lose this hand, first transfer to you forty.

[Secret chat] You quietly say to the cute Xiaoming (Byakuya Kuchiki): ...you owe it first.

Yan Ming suddenly couldn't figure it out, could this be some new way of asking for WeChat?After much deliberation, he decided to hurry up—tell me first, who is Xiao Ming?

The man in the black and white team uniform on the screen didn't move. Yan Ming turned on full special effects and high-definition picture quality. He could see the grass in the canyon being blown by the wind, and the tip of the leaf rubbed against the hem of the man's clothes. He could faintly hear a rustling sound.

He waited for a while, calculating that with the hand speed of this substitute, it must be a short paper, and he unconsciously suspended his heart, not knowing what to expect.

Hang Zhe watched his hero being beaten to death, but he didn't fight back, the cursor remained in the lower left corner, and there were only three words and a comma in the dialog box.

Xiao Ming, Hang Zhe stopped typing these three words, he suddenly didn't know how to describe the person in his heart, as if nothing was accurate enough, one word, or one sentence, how to say clearly those who are like Xia Ying Dong Xue The years that have existed as vividly.

The character was resurrected in the spring, and Hang Zhe saw another message from the other party.

[Secret Chat] Yu Mengmeng (Kuchiki Rukia) whispers to you: YY room number.

For a long time, Yan Ming still remembered how he entered the room number with great anticipation and apprehension that day, and how he fell straight to the bottom after the other party said a word.

The male voice from the channel was a bit deep, not unpleasant, but definitely not pleasant. He didn't hear the response, and asked if he could hear it. Only then did Yan Ming realize that it really wasn't, it was too far away. , there is no need to say a few more words to confirm it.

Yan Ming's throat was blocked, and he resisted the churning loss. He typed to say sorry to the caller. It seemed that there was something wrong with Mai and there was no sound.Hang Zhe wanted to say something more, but the girl who hadn't spoken for a long time suddenly spoke.

——"The jungler and mage on the opposite side are my boyfriend and best friend."

The author has something to say: Some little knowledge about "Above the Gods" that is useless if you remember it, and will not affect the plot if you don't remember it.

Heroes and lanes that have appeared so far:

Moon Hare, Kinomoto Sakura (mage in the middle)

Kuchiki Byakuya, Kuchiki Rukia, Two Rites, Captain Levi (Jungle Assassin)

Gilgamesh (nicknamed Jin Glittering, a strong hero on the road, will often appear later)

Cupid (Crispy ADC)

The Flash (the soy sauce man with thieves' speed, whoever wants to go)