The cursed girl is not disqualified in the world
Chapter 22 Bubbles and Fireworks
"Cut, it's completely useless."
This was the first sentence Dazai Osamu said when he woke up and looked directly at the ceiling of the ward.
At this time, he was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage treatment because he ate ten bowls of super double perverted spicy curry at one time, and his stomach was severely stimulated.Because the process was too cruel and painful, Osamu Dazai was lucky enough to pass out before being taken away by an ambulance, avoiding the pain of being awake and being gastric lavaged.
"I didn't die again, I feel like half of my foot has stepped into Huangquan Biliangzaka."
This is the second sentence Dazai Osamu said.
"Odasaku, you are really in the way."
This is the third sentence Dazai Osamu said.
Called the ambulance, and accompanied the ambulance staff to take Dazai Osamu to the hospital. Oda Sakunosuke, who was sitting in the ward and waiting for Dazai Osamu to wake up, opened his mouth slowly: "Dazai, the doctor said that the next year will be a long time." Inside, you can’t eat food that is too heavy.”
Oda Sakunosuke was completely unaware that he had been personally attacked by Osamu Dazai before. On the contrary, he dutifully relayed the doctor's instructions to the patient who took the initiative to die.
"Tsk."
The response Oda Sakunosuke received was a dissatisfied tone, and the back view of the person who was instructed to wrap his head in a quilt.
The man with iron red hair continued to maintain a flat expression, and relayed the other people's explanations in a strict manner.
"Kunikida said that because of Dazai's unexcused absence from work, all attendance bonuses for this month will be deducted, and the wages will be offset as medical expenses and lost work expenses."
The silkworm chrysalis wrapped in the white quilt moved, and an indistinct voice came from under the quilt: "...What a narrow-minded Kunikida..."
"Dun-kun said that the task that should have been done by you Dazai, because considering your physical condition, Dazai and Kyoka-chan have already taken care of it for you, so don't worry anymore."
'Silkworm Chrysalis': "Dun Jun is really easy to use."
"And Mr. Ranpo said, Dazai, you should cheer up too, don't forget the favor you owe us."
'Silkworm Chrysalis' did not move at all, as if it had been buried in the soil and fell into hibernation ahead of time.
After relaying the words of others, Oda Sakunosuke remembered that he also had something to say to Osamu Dazai: "Dazai, although I am your substitute, the degree to which I ate ten bowls of super double perverted spicy curry at once like today is too spicy. Don't kill me."
'Silkworm Chrysalis' snorted coldly.
Oda Sakunosuke's expression remained unchanged, and he continued: "The young lady said that I was chosen as your substitute because I will not die, Dazai."
"... Get out!"
These were the last words Dazai Osamu said in the ward.
Oda Sakunosuke stood up and walked to the door. At the last moment when he closed the door of the ward, he said, "Dazai, Mr. Ranpo asked me to tell you that you only have one week to rest."
"Click."
The door of the ward was completely closed.
Osamu Dazai, who covered his head under the quilt, did not move. He indifferently felt the thin air passing through the quilt, not caring about the hypoxic state of his lungs.Under the dim light, Osamu Dazai seemed to have returned to the moment when he spent New Year's Eve with the girl.
"Miss Aoi..."
"Miss Aoi, I bought fireworks, let's set them off together after dinner!" The boy's excited and expectant invitation sounded in the tidy apartment.
The pink-haired girl who was poking a daffodil nodded lazily: "Okay."
Osamu Dazai clenched his fist excitedly after receiving an affirmative answer: "That's great!"
As he danced, the white foam stuck to the back of his hand was thrown out of the kitchen, and the small foam flew in the air and turned into bubbles that refracted the light.One of the bubbles flew in front of the pink-haired girl, and was lightly popped by the opponent's finger.
The girl who was blown by the bubble and splashed a few drops of water blinked: "...bubble?"
The girl Crystal Violet's eyes lit up: "Stupid Aji, let's blow the bubbles first, and then set off the fireworks!"
"Ok?"
Osamu Dazai, who was speeding up the washing process so that he could leave enough time to set off fireworks with his sweetheart, was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back to the living room, what he saw was cheerfully chasing bubbles flying in the air girl.
"You look happy, Aoi-san..."
Thinking like this, Osamu Dazai immediately nodded and agreed to the girl's arrangement. In fact, he has never refused any arrangement from the other party.
"Okay, Miss Aoi, please wait a moment, I will make more bubbles for you right away!"
"Hurry up, Aji."
The pink-haired girl waited expectantly for the surprise Osamu Dazai had prepared for her.
'! ! ! '
Osamu Dazai felt inspired, crimson color flew to his face and ears, his iris eyes also stared at the pink-haired girl brightly: "No problem, Miss Aoi, I will make a lot of bubbles soon Out!"
Even though the tools are simple, Osamu Dazai quickly made the necessary tools with his ingenuity, and the next step is his personal performance show.
In the not-so-big two-person apartment, countless bubbles appeared in the specially vacated living room.These bubbles are big and small, some are round, some are oval, some refracted blue-green light, some refracted purple-red light, some fell on the floor, and some fell on the narcissus Some of the petals fell on the girl's hands, and then were pierced by the tender little hands, blasting into fine drops of water...
"Hahahaha, Aji, Bubbles are so fun."
Constantly poking the bubbles delivered to the door, the pink-haired girl smiled happily. She rotated her body and fluttered among the countless bubbles like a blooming flower, looking like a flower far away from the world. the elves.
Osamu Dazai felt that he seemed to be bewitched by the flower spirit, and he continued to create bubbles mechanically, not wanting to let the beautiful scenery at this moment be broken.If human eyes could be turned into video recorders, Osamu Dazai would be happy to burn himself all the time so as not to miss every moment about the girl.
"Stupid Aji, what are you in a daze for?"
The girl's petty complaints spread from the sky to Osamu Dazai, and he let the pink-haired elf take his hand and lead him to the paradise made of bubbles.
"You poke them, it's super fun."
Osamu Dazai's stiff hands were wrapped in soft skin, and the elf led him like a puppet to touch the bubbles flying up and down.
'Snapped! '
When the bubble is touched by a finger, it explodes, like a small firework, or the opening show of a fireworks festival.
Colorful bubbles are reflected in the iris eyes, and the colored bubbles reflect a black-haired boy and a pink-haired girl. They hold each other's hands and look very close.
Then there was the matter of setting off fireworks. Osamu Dazai, who was not yet 14 years old at the time, prepared it with his own instinct.At that time, the teenager only felt that his mind was in chaos, and he had no idea what he had written. But when the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai recalled it, all the memories were so clear.
The 22-year-old Osamu Dazai remembered that Aoi-san was always smiling happily that night, and she seemed to be smiling happily even with him.
"Stupid Aji, hurry up and set off the fireworks." The pink-haired girl who was tired of poking bubbles yawned a little, and she shook the boy's clothes, "If you don't want to set off the fireworks, I will Going to sleep."
Osamu Dazai, who was urged, nodded foolishly: "Oh, I'll prepare the fireworks right away."
Fortunately, Osamu Dazai made a lot of preparations for the New Year's Eve. Even though his mind is now filled with Miss Aoi's smiling face, he can still instinctively pull out the fireworks hidden in a dry corner, and let them Safely put them in the empty courtyard.
The apartment where Osamu Dazai and the girl live is located in a remote place. Due to some well-known reasons and Osamu Dazai's secret tricks, they are the only ones living in the entire apartment, and there are few people living near the apartment, so it is convenient for both of them. A young man is behaving recklessly.
All kinds of fireworks were moved to the courtyard one after another. Before the official opening of the fireworks show, Dazai Osamu arranged the girl in the best viewing seat where she could watch the fireworks without being choked by the smoke for the sake of safety.
Sitting on the chair, the pink-haired girl wrapped in a soft blanket quietly waited for Osamu Dazai to light the fireworks for her.
"Boo! Hah! Hah!"
Dazzling flames rushed into the sky continuously, blasting gorgeous flowers on the pitch-black curtain.The blooming of the flowers attracted the attention of people far away from the apartment. They stopped what they were doing tacitly and quietly enjoyed the rare scenery.
Like a signal, after the fireworks in the apartment went up, other places in Yokohama also began to see flames rising into the air, and then exploded into colorful flowers.
The blond girl who was also attracted by the attention kicked the sloppy man buried in the data: "Bastard Rintaro, today is the New Year, I also want to set off fireworks and eat cake!"
The man who was kicked looked out the window and just saw a golden-red firework explode. He sighed: "I don't have any extra money to buy fireworks now, Alice sauce."
The blond-haired Alice stomped her feet and glared at the man resentfully: "Nonsense, I saw the money you hid in your shoes, hurry up and take it out to buy fireworks!"
The sloppy man hurriedly begged for mercy: "No way, Alice-chan, fireworks are very expensive now. You also know that because of that person, the number of fireworks in Yokohama has decreased sharply recently. Where can ordinary people buy fireworks? Not to mention the high-end goods that are now placed outside..."
Alice, who also knew about this matter, didn't take it for granted, she just snorted dissatisfiedly: "Then Rintaro, you can buy me a cake."
The man wailed: "Actually, the cake is Alice-chan's real purpose."
Alice: "Hurry up and buy it for me!"
"Okay, okay, I see..."
Teenagers and girls far away in the apartment enjoy the beauty brought by the fireworks freely.
The dark night, the gorgeous fireworks, the busy boy turning into a spinning top, and the peacefully smiling girl freeze into a famous painting of the century, which remains in the mind of the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai for him to relive the sweetness repeatedly.
The author has something to say:
感谢在2021-12-0502:52:22~2021-12-0822:26:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 18 bottles in March; 5 bottles of Qi Qi Guaiguai;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
This was the first sentence Dazai Osamu said when he woke up and looked directly at the ceiling of the ward.
At this time, he was sent to the hospital for gastric lavage treatment because he ate ten bowls of super double perverted spicy curry at one time, and his stomach was severely stimulated.Because the process was too cruel and painful, Osamu Dazai was lucky enough to pass out before being taken away by an ambulance, avoiding the pain of being awake and being gastric lavaged.
"I didn't die again, I feel like half of my foot has stepped into Huangquan Biliangzaka."
This is the second sentence Dazai Osamu said.
"Odasaku, you are really in the way."
This is the third sentence Dazai Osamu said.
Called the ambulance, and accompanied the ambulance staff to take Dazai Osamu to the hospital. Oda Sakunosuke, who was sitting in the ward and waiting for Dazai Osamu to wake up, opened his mouth slowly: "Dazai, the doctor said that the next year will be a long time." Inside, you can’t eat food that is too heavy.”
Oda Sakunosuke was completely unaware that he had been personally attacked by Osamu Dazai before. On the contrary, he dutifully relayed the doctor's instructions to the patient who took the initiative to die.
"Tsk."
The response Oda Sakunosuke received was a dissatisfied tone, and the back view of the person who was instructed to wrap his head in a quilt.
The man with iron red hair continued to maintain a flat expression, and relayed the other people's explanations in a strict manner.
"Kunikida said that because of Dazai's unexcused absence from work, all attendance bonuses for this month will be deducted, and the wages will be offset as medical expenses and lost work expenses."
The silkworm chrysalis wrapped in the white quilt moved, and an indistinct voice came from under the quilt: "...What a narrow-minded Kunikida..."
"Dun-kun said that the task that should have been done by you Dazai, because considering your physical condition, Dazai and Kyoka-chan have already taken care of it for you, so don't worry anymore."
'Silkworm Chrysalis': "Dun Jun is really easy to use."
"And Mr. Ranpo said, Dazai, you should cheer up too, don't forget the favor you owe us."
'Silkworm Chrysalis' did not move at all, as if it had been buried in the soil and fell into hibernation ahead of time.
After relaying the words of others, Oda Sakunosuke remembered that he also had something to say to Osamu Dazai: "Dazai, although I am your substitute, the degree to which I ate ten bowls of super double perverted spicy curry at once like today is too spicy. Don't kill me."
'Silkworm Chrysalis' snorted coldly.
Oda Sakunosuke's expression remained unchanged, and he continued: "The young lady said that I was chosen as your substitute because I will not die, Dazai."
"... Get out!"
These were the last words Dazai Osamu said in the ward.
Oda Sakunosuke stood up and walked to the door. At the last moment when he closed the door of the ward, he said, "Dazai, Mr. Ranpo asked me to tell you that you only have one week to rest."
"Click."
The door of the ward was completely closed.
Osamu Dazai, who covered his head under the quilt, did not move. He indifferently felt the thin air passing through the quilt, not caring about the hypoxic state of his lungs.Under the dim light, Osamu Dazai seemed to have returned to the moment when he spent New Year's Eve with the girl.
"Miss Aoi..."
"Miss Aoi, I bought fireworks, let's set them off together after dinner!" The boy's excited and expectant invitation sounded in the tidy apartment.
The pink-haired girl who was poking a daffodil nodded lazily: "Okay."
Osamu Dazai clenched his fist excitedly after receiving an affirmative answer: "That's great!"
As he danced, the white foam stuck to the back of his hand was thrown out of the kitchen, and the small foam flew in the air and turned into bubbles that refracted the light.One of the bubbles flew in front of the pink-haired girl, and was lightly popped by the opponent's finger.
The girl who was blown by the bubble and splashed a few drops of water blinked: "...bubble?"
The girl Crystal Violet's eyes lit up: "Stupid Aji, let's blow the bubbles first, and then set off the fireworks!"
"Ok?"
Osamu Dazai, who was speeding up the washing process so that he could leave enough time to set off fireworks with his sweetheart, was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back to the living room, what he saw was cheerfully chasing bubbles flying in the air girl.
"You look happy, Aoi-san..."
Thinking like this, Osamu Dazai immediately nodded and agreed to the girl's arrangement. In fact, he has never refused any arrangement from the other party.
"Okay, Miss Aoi, please wait a moment, I will make more bubbles for you right away!"
"Hurry up, Aji."
The pink-haired girl waited expectantly for the surprise Osamu Dazai had prepared for her.
'! ! ! '
Osamu Dazai felt inspired, crimson color flew to his face and ears, his iris eyes also stared at the pink-haired girl brightly: "No problem, Miss Aoi, I will make a lot of bubbles soon Out!"
Even though the tools are simple, Osamu Dazai quickly made the necessary tools with his ingenuity, and the next step is his personal performance show.
In the not-so-big two-person apartment, countless bubbles appeared in the specially vacated living room.These bubbles are big and small, some are round, some are oval, some refracted blue-green light, some refracted purple-red light, some fell on the floor, and some fell on the narcissus Some of the petals fell on the girl's hands, and then were pierced by the tender little hands, blasting into fine drops of water...
"Hahahaha, Aji, Bubbles are so fun."
Constantly poking the bubbles delivered to the door, the pink-haired girl smiled happily. She rotated her body and fluttered among the countless bubbles like a blooming flower, looking like a flower far away from the world. the elves.
Osamu Dazai felt that he seemed to be bewitched by the flower spirit, and he continued to create bubbles mechanically, not wanting to let the beautiful scenery at this moment be broken.If human eyes could be turned into video recorders, Osamu Dazai would be happy to burn himself all the time so as not to miss every moment about the girl.
"Stupid Aji, what are you in a daze for?"
The girl's petty complaints spread from the sky to Osamu Dazai, and he let the pink-haired elf take his hand and lead him to the paradise made of bubbles.
"You poke them, it's super fun."
Osamu Dazai's stiff hands were wrapped in soft skin, and the elf led him like a puppet to touch the bubbles flying up and down.
'Snapped! '
When the bubble is touched by a finger, it explodes, like a small firework, or the opening show of a fireworks festival.
Colorful bubbles are reflected in the iris eyes, and the colored bubbles reflect a black-haired boy and a pink-haired girl. They hold each other's hands and look very close.
Then there was the matter of setting off fireworks. Osamu Dazai, who was not yet 14 years old at the time, prepared it with his own instinct.At that time, the teenager only felt that his mind was in chaos, and he had no idea what he had written. But when the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai recalled it, all the memories were so clear.
The 22-year-old Osamu Dazai remembered that Aoi-san was always smiling happily that night, and she seemed to be smiling happily even with him.
"Stupid Aji, hurry up and set off the fireworks." The pink-haired girl who was tired of poking bubbles yawned a little, and she shook the boy's clothes, "If you don't want to set off the fireworks, I will Going to sleep."
Osamu Dazai, who was urged, nodded foolishly: "Oh, I'll prepare the fireworks right away."
Fortunately, Osamu Dazai made a lot of preparations for the New Year's Eve. Even though his mind is now filled with Miss Aoi's smiling face, he can still instinctively pull out the fireworks hidden in a dry corner, and let them Safely put them in the empty courtyard.
The apartment where Osamu Dazai and the girl live is located in a remote place. Due to some well-known reasons and Osamu Dazai's secret tricks, they are the only ones living in the entire apartment, and there are few people living near the apartment, so it is convenient for both of them. A young man is behaving recklessly.
All kinds of fireworks were moved to the courtyard one after another. Before the official opening of the fireworks show, Dazai Osamu arranged the girl in the best viewing seat where she could watch the fireworks without being choked by the smoke for the sake of safety.
Sitting on the chair, the pink-haired girl wrapped in a soft blanket quietly waited for Osamu Dazai to light the fireworks for her.
"Boo! Hah! Hah!"
Dazzling flames rushed into the sky continuously, blasting gorgeous flowers on the pitch-black curtain.The blooming of the flowers attracted the attention of people far away from the apartment. They stopped what they were doing tacitly and quietly enjoyed the rare scenery.
Like a signal, after the fireworks in the apartment went up, other places in Yokohama also began to see flames rising into the air, and then exploded into colorful flowers.
The blond girl who was also attracted by the attention kicked the sloppy man buried in the data: "Bastard Rintaro, today is the New Year, I also want to set off fireworks and eat cake!"
The man who was kicked looked out the window and just saw a golden-red firework explode. He sighed: "I don't have any extra money to buy fireworks now, Alice sauce."
The blond-haired Alice stomped her feet and glared at the man resentfully: "Nonsense, I saw the money you hid in your shoes, hurry up and take it out to buy fireworks!"
The sloppy man hurriedly begged for mercy: "No way, Alice-chan, fireworks are very expensive now. You also know that because of that person, the number of fireworks in Yokohama has decreased sharply recently. Where can ordinary people buy fireworks? Not to mention the high-end goods that are now placed outside..."
Alice, who also knew about this matter, didn't take it for granted, she just snorted dissatisfiedly: "Then Rintaro, you can buy me a cake."
The man wailed: "Actually, the cake is Alice-chan's real purpose."
Alice: "Hurry up and buy it for me!"
"Okay, okay, I see..."
Teenagers and girls far away in the apartment enjoy the beauty brought by the fireworks freely.
The dark night, the gorgeous fireworks, the busy boy turning into a spinning top, and the peacefully smiling girl freeze into a famous painting of the century, which remains in the mind of the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai for him to relive the sweetness repeatedly.
The author has something to say:
感谢在2021-12-0502:52:22~2021-12-0822:26:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 18 bottles in March; 5 bottles of Qi Qi Guaiguai;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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