The cursed girl is not disqualified in the world

"In a certain nameless mountain [-] kilometers away from Yokohama, an inexplicable fire suddenly broke out in the mountain at noon one day. Fortunately, the mountain was sparsely populated, except for one that was unfortunately attracted by the smoke and was scorched. Except for the squirrels, there were no casualties. Does the little lady know about this?"

Mori Ogai still remembered that this was the first sentence he spoke to the little lady named Hazuki Aoi, and it was also the only conversation in the following days.

He remembered that the little lady with cherry blossom hair just tilted her head slightly after hearing his words, and her soft and light long hair swept across the skirt of the little lady, swaying like mist. hazy.

"That's a pity."

Mori Ogai heard the goblin's words ringing in his ears, and when he came back to his senses, the little lady had already melted into the air like fog.

Alice, who came out from behind the light with her arms folded, kicked the dazed Mori Ogai fiercely: "Stupid Rintaro, why are you so dazed on the street? Hurry up and accompany me to buy cakes!"

The calf muscles were sore from being kicked, Mori Ogai jumped up on one leg, hugged his injured right leg and begged for mercy: "Alice-chan, don't be angry, I will definitely buy you a cake for Alice-chan. After buying the cake, Can you show me the cute Alice-chan in that pink dress. Ahhh...Alice-chan in a pink dress must be super cute~"

Alice, who was wearing a red Lolita dress at that time, gave Mori Ogai a contemptuous look, and ran away: "Pervert Rintaro, stand alone on the street and be shot with a gun!"

Alice's refusal made Mori Ogai very disappointed. He quickly caught up with the other party, and kept muttering: "Alice-chan, please, just wear a pink dress once, please Alright, Alice-chan, I really want to see~”

The little blond girl covered her ears and trotted down the street, trying to ignore the chattering people around her: "Stupid Rintaro, get away from me!"

The quarrel between the two caused a small area of ​​attention on the street. After all, not everyone has the courage to act like a pervert, begging the blonde loli to change her skirt.

But at that time, Mori Ogai focused all his attention on coaxing Alice to fulfill his private wishes, and didn't care what people around him thought of him.Now recalling this brief meeting with Mori Ogai, he also ignored the thoughts of the onlookers at that time.

At this time, Mori Ogai, who had become a port mafia, put his white-gloved left hand on the floor-to-ceiling window, staring down at the continuous buildings in the distance.

"I heard that Yokohama once had a person with supernatural powers who could transform into a squirrel to steal information. Does the little lady know about this news?"

Mori Ogai sighed secretly, he probably never knew the answer to this question in his life.

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"I hate squirrels." I bit my spoon and said to Osamu Dazai, an idiot who was busy in the kitchen.

Osamu Dazai carefully skimmed off the fat from the soup with a spoon, wiped off the juice overflowing from the side of the bowl with a towel, and carefully put the bowl on the table: "Why does Miss Aoi hate squirrels? What bad things did squirrels do?" ?"

I turned my head sideways and randomly picked out a piece of complicated information from my mind: "Because squirrels will steal delicious chestnuts."

Osamu Dazai poured the white rice into plain bowls, and pushed one of the bowls to the opposite side: "That's really annoying. After the rain stops, I'll go and chase away all the squirrels nearby. Miss Aoi is Do you want to eat chestnuts? Then I will buy them tomorrow."

"Okay, I want to buy sweet chestnuts fried with black sandstone." Knowing that there will be delicious chestnuts tomorrow, I am finally determined to have dinner.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows: "I want to buy sweet chestnuts fried with black sandstone, I have made a note."

After confirming the snacks for tomorrow, the dinner time started smoothly.

Now is the time for the idiot Dazai Osamu to come back to make dinner after going out to finish his errands. Because of the rain during the day, I sneaked out and failed to grasp the time in time. On the way, I also met an inexplicable perverted middle-aged man. Made my trip back to the apartment.

Fortunately, the idiot Osamu Dazai returned to the apartment 5 minutes later than usual because of the rain, so I was lucky that my sneaking out was not discovered.

The idiot Osamu Dazai was still talking ignorantly: "I could have come back on time today, but I didn't expect to meet a guy in the bookstore who robbed me of Natsume Soseki's books, which made me come back late."

As he said that, the idiot Osamu Dazai poked the fish on the plate a few times with his chopsticks angrily: "That red-haired guy, don't think that you can do whatever you want because you are taller, next time I will definitely do it in 3 minutes Let him listen to me."

I couldn't see the tender fish turned into minced meat, so I took a sip of hot soup to warm my stomach: "3 minutes? Does that red-haired guy also buy Natsume Soseki's books? Did you persuade him to use it for 10 minutes?"

The idiot Osamu Dazai covered half of his face depressedly: "...No, it actually took half an hour..."

Now I was really shocked. Although I always said that the idiot Osamu Dazai is an idiot, it doesn't mean that the idiot Osamu Dazai is an idiot in front of others.This is a bit of a mouthful. To put it simply, the idiot Dazai will only be an idiot in front of me. If others want to take advantage of the idiot Dazai, they will definitely be sold by the idiot Dazai, and then they will be grateful to the other party.

So, I'm a little curious as to who was able to persuade the idiot Osamu Dazai for half an hour.

"Is that red-haired guy tall?" As a result, I asked an irrelevant question in one breath.

Osamu Dazai, who was still immersed in depression, immediately raised his radar, and his round iris eyes looked at me: "Miss Aoi, I am still in the growth period, and I will definitely grow to more than 1.8 meters in the future!"

I get it: "So the guy with the red hair is over 1.8 meters tall."

The idiot Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks, like a puffer fish about to explode with anger: "Miss Aoi...Miss Aoi, please don't be so sharp? I will definitely grow taller than that guy in the future..."

The iris-colored eyes looked at me wetly, the eyes like sunset glow filled with disappointment, and the two little me falling in those pupils seemed to be surrounded by hot rose bushes.

It's hard not to cheer up the guy who's all over me.

I surrendered: "Okay, I know that idiot Aji will grow to be more than 1.8 meters in the future, so you can't be picky when eating, even if you eat all the annoying green peppers."

"...Miss Mingmingkui doesn't like green peppers either." The idiot Dazai Osamu who was muttering to himself finally swallowed the green peppers with a bitter face.