Slag Banxian breaks into the entertainment circle
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Title: Scumbag Breaks into the Entertainment Circle
Author: Ma Hua Pain
Kongqing, who has been practicing immortality for 15 years, was "sent" down the mountain by her master. The master said that going down the mountain to do more good deeds is also a kind of spiritual practice.
With tears in her eyes, Kong Qing left Hexu City where she had stayed for 15 years.
I didn't expect to go astray if I didn't pay attention when going down the mountain!It doesn't matter if you go straight to the modern age, and you are in the film and television city when you come out. Is this the rhythm of becoming a star with golden fingers as soon as you come out? NONONO... His luck is behind his back!
Kong Qing, who had just arrived in the world, met a warm-hearted girl, a loyal buddy, a not-so-friendly kid, and a big black-bellied devil.
"Master, I seem to have taken the wrong way down the mountain!"
"Oh, this scoundrel, he went wrong on such a straight road." The real man was so angry that his beard was about to fly, "Hurry up and bring the master's mysterious mirror, and see which time and space this scoundrel has gone to!" .”
Be careful, there are little monsters haunting!
Content tags: Traveling through Time and Space, Entertainment Circle, Love in the City, Love in the City
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☆, one
At the gate of Hexu City in Lingxi Mountain, a Taoist priest with immortal demeanor stood with his hands behind his back. Behind him, the three big characters of Hexu City were faintly visible in the clouds and mist. The Taoist priest sighed deeply and called out: "Kongqing!"
A young boy hurriedly flashed out from behind him, "Master, did you call me?"
The real person pinched the white hair in front of him and flicked it back, "I have lived as a teacher for almost 500 years, and I have never seen you like this."
Kong Qing stood aside with his head down, of course he knew why the master said this, because the master who lived for almost 500 years had only accepted two apprentices, the senior brother Ling Quan had already ascended, and he... After learning martial arts, he only learned a little superficial magic about cultivating immortals.
"It's been 15 years, even if it's a piece of rotten wood, I should turn it into a living thing as a teacher!" The real person pinched his beard bitterly.
"Master, I..." Kong Qing lowered her head and didn't dare to say anything. She was picked up by a real person when she was five years old. That's not what the real person said at the time. She said that her bones were amazing and she would become a fairy if she practiced hard. It's only been 15 years now.
"That's the case, I think your future is not in being a teacher, you go down the mountain!" The real person shook his sleeves, "After you go down the mountain, do more good deeds, and accumulating virtue for yourself is also a kind of cultivation."
"Master..." Kong Qing looked at a package that his master found out from nowhere, he was stunned for a moment, did the master plan to drive him down the mountain?
"For the sake of the 15 years of friendship between you and me as a master and apprentice, I will give you one last treasure as a teacher, but it can only be used three times." After finishing speaking, he took out a kit from his sleeve and handed it to Kong Qing. There are three incense sticks, if you encounter difficulties in the world, light this incense and your senior brother will immediately appear in front of you, Ling Quan, who has ascended now, will definitely help you resolve the crisis."
"Ignite this... Senior brother will appear?" Kong Qing took out a stick of incense from the kit, rubbed his fingers suspiciously, and a small fire appeared on his fingertips, and he lit the incense right away, before the real person had time Stop it, and a beautiful boy appeared between the two of them.
"Oh, you villain!" The real man was so angry.
"Master? Junior brother? Why did I appear here?" The man who looks like a beautiful boy is actually a hundred years old this year. He is dressed in white with a sense of immortality, and there is a natural righteousness between his brows. At the first glance after the ground, he focused on the incense in Kong Qing's hand, and frowned, "Master, are you playing with me again?"
"Oh, he is your junior brother after all, without you, he can cultivate into a fairy body without you, so you should take care of him more or less for the teacher!" The real person couldn't hold back his expression, and kept rushing towards Kongqing "evil disciple", "Wicked" called.
"Master... I have already burned one, can you give me another one?" Kong Qing held the burning incense in his hand, and looked at the real person longingly, with an innocent expression on his face.
The real person flicked his sleeves in disgust, glanced at Ling Quan secretly, and then turned his words, "This thing is quite precious, and it will be gone when it is used up, so save it. It's getting late, you Come down the mountain!"
Baby Kong Qing put the things in his arms, took two steps reluctantly, and suddenly turned around and asked: "Master, when people ask me after I go down the mountain, can I say that I am a disciple of the empty city?"
"No!" The real person replied without thinking, "I don't have a disciple like you who can't spell in my Void City. Wait until you have the cultivation base of the smallest junior in Hexu City before you become my disciple of Void City! "
"Then... what am I?" Kong Qing was a little sad.
"You are a reckless man with martial arts!" The real person said angrily.
"Junior brother, don't worry! You are kind-hearted and will definitely accumulate virtue for yourself. I will wait for you to come back in Hexu City." Ling Quan patted him on the shoulder to cheer him up.
Kong Qing took a deep breath and nodded. Master could no longer help him. It seemed that he had to go the next step by himself. Thinking of this, he seemed to have a new motivation, and he started walking quickly. ran down the mountain.
"Master, I seem to have taken the wrong way down the mountain!" Ling Quan frowned and looked at Kong Qing's way down the mountain.Hexu City is located between the fairy world and the human world, and people who do not have a certain relationship with the fairy world can neither enter nor leave, but Kong Qing actually went on like this.
"Oh, this scoundrel, he went wrong on such a straight road." The real man was so angry that his beard was about to fly, "Hurry up and bring the master's mysterious mirror, and see which time and space this scoundrel has gone to!" .”
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☆, two
Kong Qing walked out of the gate of Hexu City with a rucksack on her back, and walked down the fairy mist winding road. After walking for about half a day, she heard Xixi's yelling, thinking that this world is really lively. There are all kinds of people on the road, and the strange clothes are amazing. The most amazing thing is that there are women!
He went to Lingxi Mountain at the age of five, and he hasn't been down the mountain for 15 years. Not to mention he doesn't know what the world is like, he has never even seen a woman.There are no female disciples in Hexu City, but there is a female master, but in the hearts of the disciples in Hexu City, is that considered a woman?
Others Kong Qing doesn’t know, anyway, he has never seen what this female master really looks like, because this master likes to transform, and everything in Hexu City may be transformed by her, and she is a preceptor. Yes, if the disciples of Hexu City make mistakes, she will punish them.Invisibly, everyone has become the daily interest of this female master. Her greatest hobby has turned into something you didn't expect and appeared in places you didn't expect. Almost no one in Hexu City can escape her clutches.
But Kong Qing is an honest and responsible child who has never made a mistake, so he has never seen a woman since he was five years old.
The senior brother told him that he must be careful when meeting women, they will always become a stumbling block on his way of cultivating immortality.
Now it seems that the stumbling block looks really good.The world is really bold and unrestrained, some stumbling blocks are worn so little!Kong Qing said a few words in her heart, "Do not look at evil, do not look at evil" and turned her head away.The little heart was beating "ploppppp", what the senior brother said was indeed a wise saying, how can he cultivate immortality if his heart is so restless.
After adjusting his internal energy a little bit, Kong Qing focused on the other passers-by.All kinds of passers-by on the road made him very excited.Look east, touch west, and then look at those people who are not the same as yourself, it's not unusual.I knew that the world was so fun, and when my brother said to bring him down that year, he should have come instead of thinking about the master's teachings, such as cultivating immortals, you must get rid of distracting thoughts, and you must not miss the prosperity of the world.
How wonderful the world is!A lot of weird things.
"After going down the mountain, do more good deeds, and accumulating virtue for yourself is also a form of cultivating immortality." Master's words suddenly sounded in his mind, Kong Qing seemed to see Master staring at him seriously, and asked: "Do you still want to do it or not?" immortal?"
"Think about it, think about it!" Kong Qing quickly responded.It is said that being obsessed with the world of mortals is a taboo for cultivating immortals. I almost lost my mind in such a short time in the world. Fortunately, the master's alarm bell is always in my ears, and I hurriedly get rid of distracting thoughts, do good deeds and accumulate virtue.
But how do we start doing good deeds and accumulating virtue?
"Master said that good deeds can't be done in terms of size." Kong Qing hurriedly picked up the box thrown by the passer-by in front of him, "Brother, you dropped something!"
The other party glanced back at the thing in Kongqing's hand, gave him a blank look, grabbed it and threw it into a cylinder that was half a person tall.Kong Qing wondered, what is this?There were words on it, and just as he was about to lean over to read it, he was squeezed away. A man with a big bag squeezed over, stretched out his hands and picked up a few boxes inside.
Before leaving, he glared at Kong Qing, "What are you looking at, I'll take the one I picked up first. Who told you to stand aside and not do anything, and pick up garbage if you think it's dirty."
"Trash?" Kong Qing's eyes were about to fall out, such a beautiful box is actually garbage?
Is the world already rich to this extent?It's amazing.
Kong Qing continued to walk forward inexplicably, through the crowd Kong Qing came to a gate, the three words on the door made him stop, and there were three big characters "Movie City" written on it, Kong Qing was puzzled, "What sect is this? Why have I never heard of it?
When he was young, he had heard that there are various sects in Jianghu, so this film and television city must be one of them!With so many people coming and going, they must be the famous sects of the world, right?Even if you think about it, since you are here, you should pay a visit to the head of this place, so you don't feel ashamed of Hexu City.
"Excuse me, excuse me, can you take me to meet your head?" Kong Qing casually grabbed a person who was dressed similarly to her.
"Master?" The other party looked him up and down suspiciously, and left after saying "I'm sick".
Kong Qing was scolded for no reason, scratched her head and grabbed someone who was dressed similarly to her, "Brother, can you please take me to meet your head?"
"What are you talking about?" He rolled his eyes again.
It was even more terrifying when asked about the third one. The other party's fierce eyes looked like he had done something bad.He felt baffled, he was just following the master's advice to pay attention to etiquette when going out, and not to lose Hexucheng's face.
However, his attention was diverted immediately, and he was surprised to see a girl standing on the high wall opposite, looking as if she was about to jump down.
Master said, one must accumulate virtue and do good deeds in the human world, and doing good deeds is also a kind of practice, not to mention saving one's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. .
Kong Qing's magic skills are scattered, but his martial arts are definitely the highest in Hexu City, and his lightness kung fu is even worse. He can reach this height in just two strokes.Kong Qing's estimate was correct, the girl was going to jump down, Kong Qing flew over to catch the girl's falling body, and landed firmly on the ground.
"Girl, why are you so overwhelmed?" Kong Qing put the girl on the ground, only to find that there was a wire behind the girl? "Girl, are you being held hostage?"
"What's going on?" The girl who was rescued was puzzled, showing a little helpless look.
"Girl, don't be afraid, I will protect you!" Kong Qing stretched out her hand behind her back, just about to draw her own sword!The head was smashed, so fast that Kong Qing couldn't catch it.
I took a closer look at the place where the book was lying, and then I saw a fat man approaching me, and when he came up, he cursed, "Don't you want to live anymore?"
So horizontal!At first glance, he is not a good person.Kongqing was even more sure that he did the right thing.The fat man must have threatened the girl.
"Director!" The girl pursed her lips helplessly, "I don't know what's going on?"
The person called the director frowned and looked at Kong Qing, and then showed a contemptuous look, "Do you know that we are spending hundreds of thousands every minute here? Who made you run out? Who brought you into the team?" ?”
"I came here by myself!" Kong Qing didn't know how to answer, the other party asked so many questions, he could only answer what he understood, "How can so many of you make a girl stand so high?" , and forced her to jump down, I'm not afraid that her life will be in danger."
"Worry for life?" The director was stunned for a moment, carefully recalling these four words, and then burst out laughing, all the people on the scene laughed along with him.
Kong Qing had never encountered such a situation before, and she couldn't tell whether the other party was benevolent or malicious, so she could only stubbornly stand in front of the girl, "My master said that we should do more good deeds when we go out."
"Where did you come from, silly boy, delaying things!" The director waved his hand in disgust, and Kong Qing was squeezed out of the crowd.
Kong Qing wanted to argue a few more words, but saw the girl he rescued climb up the high wall again.Kong Qing didn't understand how so many people could watch a girl jump down without stopping her.
No wonder the master said that the human world can give him experience, the people here are so indifferent.Since he came down the mountain to fight for justice, he naturally couldn't stand by and watch, so Kong Qing flew over again.
"I'm going to kill this bastard today!" The director, who had been sitting below, tore off the hat on his head and grabbed Kong Qing's clothes, "Do you have to make trouble here today? "
"I'm not here to make trouble!" Kong Qing lowered her head and whispered, "I just want to save this girl..."
"Excuse me, can you play while you play? We don't need you here to be a hero to save the beauty!" The director has lost his temper.
"You can't bully this girl like this. As long as I'm here, you don't want to hurt her!" Kong Qing felt it when he rescued the girl. He was so evil that he would suspect that she was really inhuman.He must have suffered a lot. When he was ten years old, he heard that some poor people in the world would sell their children to do coolies.
"Director..." The girl who had been guarded by Kong Qing said helplessly, "What should I do?"
"Go up!" The director winked at the girl with a very ugly face, and then gave orders to the two beside him, "Catch him!"
The girl obediently climbed up that high wall again, and Kong Qing was also held down by two people's arms.Kong Qing is in a hurry, these people are obviously bullying others, he still manages this nosy business today.
The girl just climbed up the high wall and before jumping down, she felt a gust of wind blowing in front of her eyes. Her body lost its center of gravity and began to fall. There was no pain as expected, but it landed on the ground as steadily as it did at the beginning.She looked around and was actually rescued again.
"Fuck!" The director stomped his feet angrily, "What do you think of people? Why did he run up again?"
The two people who had been in charge of holding Kong Qing all the time looked stunned, "I really don't know what happened, he just disappeared!"
The director looked at the watch on his wrist, "It's impossible to delay like this! Our schedule is tight."
"As long as I'm here today, you can't bully this girl!" Kong Qing insisted.
"What are you going to do?" The girl was also in a hurry, her face flushed red.
"Okay! Since you won't let her dance, then you can do it for her!" The director turned around and pointed at Kong Qing's nose.
"Me?" Kong Qing pointed to her nose, "Is it because I danced that she doesn't have to dance?"
The director looked Kong Qing up and down, a smile rose from the corner of his mouth, and then nodded, "Yes!"
"Okay! I'll jump!" Kong Qing thought, anyway, he has already jumped three times, and with his kung fu, it's no problem to jump ten more times.Turning around, he said to the girl, "Girl, don't be afraid, I will definitely rescue you."
Hexu City
"Master, my younger brother is innocent and ignorant of worldly affairs, I am worried about him..." Ling Quan looked at his master with a little worry, and was interrupted by the real person before he could finish speaking.
"What are you worried about? He is a big man and can be stripped and sold?" Zhenren looked at Xuanjing, then stuffed the mirror into his clothes, and said in a slightly awkward tone, "Even if he is really stripped... That... this is also fate!"
"Master! What's the matter with the expectation on your face?"
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☆, three
Kong Qing never thought that the folk customs in the world had been opened up to this extent, and he never thought that he had only been in the world for a few hours before his clothes were stripped.This is not the point, the point is that the other party is still a woman.In fact, this is not the point, the point is that he will wear women's clothes later, but he has not realized this yet.
As soon as the director waved his hand, someone took Kong Qing aside, and then two girls came up and asked him to take off his clothes without saying a word.
Kong Qing thought she heard it wrong, and asked with a helpless expression, "What?"
The other party repeated the words "undress" impatiently.Kong Qing was shocked, he couldn't accept such an open folk style.It's... too... inappropriate for two girls to take off a man's clothes in public!
After confirming again and again that the other party was not joking, and the two girls looked as if they would come up to strip him at any moment, Kong Qing refused their "help" and slowly untied his belt.Time seemed to stop suddenly, and all eyes of the people present were on him.
Kong Qing immediately had the feeling that someone had stripped her naked before she took off her clothes.In fact, it's okay for a man to take off his clothes, the key is that there are still women around, which is really unsightly!
"You two help him! You know it's changing clothes, but you don't know he's going to perform a stripping show!" The director became impatient, and pointed to the two girls to help.
The two girls stripped off Kong Qing's shirt without saying a word, Kong Qing hurriedly covered her chest, and looked at the two girls in despair, "Don't you guys still want to take off your pants?"
"Crazy! Who wants to take off your pants!" The girl gave him a blank look, and brought him a set of pink clothes to help him wear.
"No! No, I'm a man, how can I pretend to be a woman!" Kong Qing immediately jumped up when he saw that it was a woman's dress, and he didn't say that he wanted to wear a woman's dress before!
But he couldn't help it anymore, the director just said, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to, we just let her go, but you can't make trouble anymore, or I will call the police."
"Call the police?" Kong Qing considered these two words, as if he was very powerful.
"Brother, please hurry up! We are also part-time workers, there is no reason to serve you!" The girl was already very impatient.Regardless of Kong Qing's objection, he went straight to the fight, and very forcefully put on a woman's dress on him.
Girls come up to play hands and feet, don't you know if men and women will kiss each other?Kong Qing shyly and annoyed avoided the girls' hands, blushing like a tomato.
For the first time in life!
For the first time in my life, I had close contact with a girl's house!Still in this situation, Kong Qing doesn't know where to put her hands, she always feels that if she is not careful, she will be frivolous to other girls.
"Hurry up, we'll let her go if we delay!" The director shouted from the side.
It was clear that a group of people were bullying him, or it was in broad daylight.Having reached this point, Kong Qing couldn't help but shrink back. Kong Qing closed her eyes in despair, and silently recited the four-character Anxin Mantra in her heart, "Do good to accumulate virtue! Do good to accumulate virtue!"
A girl suddenly stood on tiptoe and pressed against his chest to straighten the skirt. Kongqing could smell the fragrance of her body. When he opened his eyes, it was incredible. What kind of clothes was the girl wearing? Kongqing was much taller than her. When I glanced down slightly, I saw a lot of scenery that should not be seen. Immediately, my heart beat, I closed my eyes with a blushing face, and continued to meditate, "Do good to accumulate virtue! Do good to accumulate virtue!"
The waist was bound again, Kong Qing closed his eyes tightly and refused to open, he was hugged by a woman!Hug! !In a panic, he speeded up and recited silently, "Do good to accumulate virtue, do good to accumulate virtue!"
"Are you so shy?" The girl who helped change clothes laughed.
"I've never seen someone so shy." Another girl directly pressed him on the chair. Before Kong Qing could react, the other girl didn't know what she took and started tossing on his face. Qing resisted very much, and the girl shouted: "If you move again, I will draw you as a big turtle."
"What are you doing?" Kong Qing didn't dare to move, and asked in a low voice.
"Makeup! Although it's just a stand-in, but the director has high requirements and strives to be realistic, we still work hard to draw a beautiful makeup for you." The girl looked at Kong Qingbeng's straight body and laughed, "You don't have to be so nervous ,I will not eat you."
I won't eat it!But Kong Qing would rather be eaten.He didn't expect that within a few hours after arriving in the human world, his body and mind would be challenged so much.The woman's gentle hand touched his face, and he was crying in his heart, Master is so scary in the world, I want to go home, I miss my brother.If the burden hadn't been thrown aside, he might have to burn a second incense stick.
Time passed in embarrassment, suffering, and shyness. When Kong Qing opened his eyes and looked at himself in the mirror, he was about to collapse. These people must have used some kind of magic on him, and he turned into a woman!
"I didn't expect your skin to be so good, and it's easy to put on makeup! You look good too, and you can be a star!" The girl stretched out her hand and pinched his face, and said something that was not a compliment to Kong Qing.
"What kind of magic did you do to me to make me look like this?" Kong Qing asked loudly, the most important thing is that he can't feel the monster, which means that he is not good enough to subdue the other party, " You... will change me back later, right?"
"Crazy!" The girl was taken aback and pushed him out angrily, "The director is fine!"
Kong Qing still wanted to touch her sword, but was pushed away.
Looking at the neatly dressed Kong Qing, the director stroked his chin and sized him up a few times, "Well, almost, just a little taller, let's go!"
Said that someone had already taken Kong Qing to the high wall, Kong Qing didn't struggle much, thinking that she would be able to turn back into a man after the dance, but she didn't expect to be grabbed by someone just two steps away. Holding a thin rope to buckle his back, Kong Qing realized that there was actually something on his back that could be buckled, "What are you going to do?"
"Diao Weiya!"
"What is this for?"
"To keep you safe!" The other party was also good-tempered, and patiently explained: "Although you seem to be quite good at kung fu, it's always safe to wear this."
"I don't need this!" When Kong Qing heard that it was to protect him, he refused without hesitation. He jumped back and forth three times at such a height, and he still needed this thing, and immediately strode up the high wall .
The staff looked at the director, who waved his hand, sat in front of the machine, and shouted "jump".
Kong Qing jumped down directly, and the people at the scene were dumbfounded. If everyone didn't watch him carefully when he rescued people at the beginning, this time they really watched him jump from the high wall without hanging the wire. down.Can you not be shocked, the high wall is at least two stories high, if you don't hang the wire, you will at least be slightly injured if you don't fall to your death, Kong Qing jumped down straight and straight, landed firmly, and finally returned Cupping hands and fists, "Is it alright?"
The director's mouth grew too, and Kong Qingpai was afraid to grab the obstructive skirt he was wearing and walked over to ask: "Can you let that girl go?"
"The effect is not good, you showed your face, dance again!" The director commanded: "And there are too many small moves."
"Do you want to dance again?" Kong Qing didn't think too much about it, she just thought in her heart, luckily she saved the girl, if she made the little girl dance a few more times, she would definitely lose her life.
"You are too tall, bend down a little when you jump, and most importantly, don't show your face!" The director's tone was much better than the beginning.
Kong Qing obediently climbed up again, and then jumped down under the director's order.
"No! No! When you land, you have to roll in a circle!"
"The falling posture is not beautiful enough!"
"Again!"
"continue!"
Kong Qing couldn't remember how many times she jumped, and she was so dizzy in the end.
"Okay!" The director finally nodded.Kong Qing's eyes lit up all of a sudden.As if relieved, "Then you won't embarrass that girl anymore!"
"That's her job, why bother!" the director said to Kong Qing angrily.
"Work?" Kong Qing was surprised, jumping from such a high place is work?Then this girl must have a miserable family background, so give her the silver in the bag later.
"It's not a job, what do you think it is? What kind of society is it now, can you force someone into prostitution?" The director gave Kong Qing an "idiot" look, "However, you are good at martial arts! You came from Shaolin Temple?"
"Of course not!" Kong Qing decisively denied, "I came from Hexu City?"
"Hexu City? I haven't heard of it!" The director pondered for a while, and immediately remembered more important things, "Oh, progress, progress, you can go, don't come to hinder us from filming, assistant director, next scene!"
Kong Qing understands, there is nothing to do here.Dragging his exhausted body, he walked up to the two girls who were flirting with his face, and hurriedly grabbed them, "Quickly, get rid of the enchantment on my face!"
"Crazy, I don't know how to wash it!" The two girls gave him a blank look, and kept staring at a flat box-like thing in their hands. stared back.
With such an unfriendly attitude, Kongqing had no choice but to change his clothes first, carry the burden on his back, and then see his face completely helpless, such a clear mirror can even see the pores on his face, he really is With a woman's face!How can this be good.If no one relieved him of this demonic spell, he would not be laughed to death by his senior brother when he returned to Hexu City.
"Your first time to put on makeup?" The girl who was rescued by Kong Qing suddenly came over, looked at the bewildered Kong Qing, took out a bottle of something from her backpack and handed it to him, "Pour some of this in Put it on a cotton pad, and it will be removed immediately.”
Kong Qing didn't understand what the girl was saying, but he still knew that the other party was helping him, but he didn't know what a cotton pad was. The girl saw that Kong Qing was motionless, so she had to draw a piece of paper on the table and pour it out. The contents of the bottle she gave to Kong Qing directly covered Kong Qing's face forcefully, and ordered softly: "Close your eyes."
Kong Qing obediently closed his eyes, a hot and greasy feeling came from his eyelids, he tried to open his eyes, and suddenly there was a tingling pain, but he was not sure that the girl was not malicious to him, he really thought he had been hit again What sorcery.It still hurts a bit to think about dispelling the demon method, Kong Qing silently endured it!
"Don't open your eyes, it will be easy to remove after applying it for a while." The girl wiped Kong Qing's face and said angrily, "Why do you want to steal my scene?"
"Actor?" Kong Qing was puzzled, "Singing an opera?"
"Still pretending to be a fool, the kung fu is so good that even Wia doesn't need it, it should be easy for you to get involved in this circle, why do you have to fight against me?" The girl seemed very unhappy.
"I want to save you! You are a girl, and you are so thin, if you jump from there, you will definitely get hurt." Kong Qing replied honestly with her eyes closed.
"Just because of this?" The girl threw away the cotton pad in her hand, and threw another bottle to Kongqing, "You wash your face first."
Holding the bottle, Kong Qing started to worry again, there is no well here, where does the water come from?
The girl stared at the boss with a pair of almond eyes, "You don't expect me to boil water for you, do you?"
Kong Qing had a greasy face on her face, "I'm sorry to trouble you, girl. This look is really..." Unable to see people, before he finished speaking, Kong Qing saw himself coming to the world, the first one that shocked him s things.This girl can actually bewitch, as soon as she moves her hand, water will appear in front of her in a steady stream.
"Girl, are you a fairy?"
"You really know me!" The girl said with a sullen face, "If you didn't do it on purpose, how would you know that my name is Shen Xian?"
"The girl can summon the water just by moving her hand casually. If it weren't for the gods, who would have this ability." Kong Qing explained while washing his face, still thinking in his mouth, "What is this face washing thing? It smells so fragrant ?”
The corner of Shen Xian's mouth twitched, he grabbed his facial cleanser, turned around and left, Kong Qing hurriedly followed after seeing this, "The immortal has such magical power, can you give me some pointers, my master sent me to the world because my cultivation level is too low Come on, it is my destiny to meet a fairy, and I hope the girl can give me some pointers."
"You're crazy!" Shen Xian felt that he must have gone out today and didn't read the almanac, how could he encounter such a crazy person.Not to mention being robbed of the scene first, and now he is still being teased.
"Immortal, Immortal!" Kong Qing persistently pursued Shen Xian, "I beg the immortal to give me some pointers!"
Shen Xian was annoyed, turned around and dropped his backpack, rolled up his sleeves and rushed over to Kongqing, "Isn't it advisable!"
Kong Qing's eyes lit up all of a sudden, "Is the immortal going to try my kung fu?"
Shen Xian was originally a martial arts substitute, and there were not many people in the team who could fight with her. She was gentle and gentle, and she didn't like to be violent. If she wasn't forced by this psychosis today, she wouldn't do it either. of.It's fine if the other party teased her too much, and kept pestering her all the time, she couldn't bear it anymore, she did it before Kong Qing opened her posture, this trick was used, but it was bye, the other party gently and skillfully She dodged her moves and smiled.
"Immortal, you have shown mercy to me!"
What could be more embarrassing than being ridiculed for being lenient even though you've tried your best.Shen Xian was so angry that he passed a series of kicks.Kong Qing accepted the move easily, he learned so much magic in Void City, he learned a lot of swordsmanship and boxing skills, and his lightness kung fu was one of the best in Void City.Shen Xian was not his opponent at all, he thought that the immortal would test him, so he didn't try his best.
While avoiding Shen Xian's moves, Kong Qing was still thinking, "Immortal, what do you think of my aptitude?"
Shen Xian was about to cry, she didn't even hit him with a single punch, why did she tell him, it was simply that he was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
The more lively the fight between the two, the more crowds of onlookers, the people who were filming also came over, and it turned out that it was Shen Xian who was fighting with someone, and several people who knew Shen Xian rushed in, trying to pull the two of them apart , I didn't expect that the pulling was very unlucky, Kong Qing dodged too timely, and the position of his hand was wrong, so he slapped the person all at once.
Now it's all right, the heads-up has turned into a group fight.
Kong Qing was punched a few times for no reason, he dodged in confusion, but he couldn't dodge at all, he just made a ruthless move at him, so he had no choice but to fight back, in this way, three times and two times Then he easily subdued those who wanted to beat him.
Kong Qing squeezed the wrists of several people and smiled at Shen Xian, "Immortal, what do you think of my qualifications?"
"You're insane!" Shen Xian yelled unbearably, "What are you doing with me all day? It's not enough to steal my scene, but you still want to bully me like this?"
Although Kong Qing didn't understand why the other party was so angry, he could tell from the other party's expression no matter how long he stayed. The other party seemed to hate him very much, and he seemed to have caused a lot of trouble.
But which link is causing trouble?
Hexu City
"Master, are you sure that letting the younger brother go to the world to do good deeds won't cause trouble for others?" Ling Quan was a little worried about his younger brother who had almost zero experience.
"Ordinary people sometimes have to go through disasters! There is a saying in the world: who hasn't experienced a few scumbags when they were young? Your junior brother sometimes has to do some scumbags to save people." The real person stroked his beard and looked into the distance .
"Master's words
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