The official blogger who fired cp with me is actually my university teacher

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"The official blogger who fired CP with me is actually my university teacher" Author: Huaiju

Copywriter:

You are right, the original name is "On the Ways of Getting Along with Taobao in the Forbidden City and Sanxingdui Official Blog"

One day, the Forbidden City Taobao official v received such a message: "@古堂应护会: I just want to ask, who of you attack and who suffers (#doge) @宫宫消宝@广汉三星岩馆"

Gong Gu pushed the person behind him, and said with a smile, "Hey, Teacher Han, what do I ask you?"

Han Guang pulled him into his arms, rested his chin lazily on his shoulder, and said with a smile, "Little classmate, why don't you ask?"

"Yeah," Gong Gu smiled gently, and slowly typed a line of words on the screen: "@宫宫淘宝 Reply: Since it's Gudui Support Club, what do you think? (#doge)"

*According to common sense, the name of cp is the first for the attack and the latter for the recipient.Therefore, the pile is the attack of the pile.

My Weibo@心不住

Taobao students in the Forbidden City are attacked by teacher x Sanxingdui official blog

The aliases that show off the sky - "Overbearing Sanxingdui Falls in Love with Me", "My Handsome Teacher and Me"

Content tags: blooming season, rainy season, near water tower, sweet text, internet celebrity

Search keywords: Protagonist: Gong Gu, Han Guang┃Supporting roles: Zhang Heng, Qi Gu, Xiao Xiaoxiao┃Others: Weibo, internet celebrity, Sanxingdui, Forbidden City Amoy

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☆, preface

Read the guide:

1. The original stalk comes from @宫宫淘宝v and @四川广汉三xingdui首页v. If you are interested, you can private chat with me to find screenshots or watch by yourself. The characters, events and settings have been super super super changed, please do not take it seriously! !

[email protected] Forbidden City Taobao v is a very addictive business account! !High-energy early warning is no joke! !So please pay attention carefully (the author almost chops his hands)! !

2. How to read Weibo:

The forwarded reply is on the left, and the text on the right (that is, read from right to left, for the convenience of reading, only the forwarded content is displayed twice, and the original text is not displayed)

[email protected] Pomegranate Sauce first posted a question on the blog, @广汉三xingdui馆reposted and replied:

“@广汉三xingdui首页: 80, everyone is at this price//@石楼酱: 90 Sanxingdui tickets, a bit expensive (#兔兔)”

Simply reply eg: "This forwarding speed is yooooo"

3. Ask questions if you don’t understand, thank you ww

4. The span of the article is very large. Chapter 1 was written about two years ago, and the style of writing will change later. If you think the plot is good, can you be more tolerant of the style of the previous chapters? qaq

5. Weibo @心不住，also a parking lot (mark the key points)

☆, Gong Gu

Xia Chan kept calling loudly, and the palm trees on both sides of the boulevard overlapped with gray shadows.Gong Gu dragged his heavy luggage and walked under the scorching sun, his thin shirt was completely soaked in sweat, making it somewhat transparent.

Several sophomore girls at the door were waiting for the arrival of the freshman. When they saw him, their eyes lit up, and they rushed forward enthusiastically and asked, "Do you need help, junior?"

"Thank you," Gong Gu looked at them and smiled helplessly, "But... I'm a junior in the Department of History, and I'm about to graduate, junior."

The girls said "Ah", very regretful.

Every year when the school starts, there are freshmen every year, and they are always ranked in the top three on the most beloved list. Gong Gu said helplessly that it is the original sin to be small.

Looking at the strong sunlight, he squinted his eyes, lowered his head and sighed, simply threw his luggage on the side of the road, and found a shady place leaning against a tree to wait for the coolies to come.

The phone kept ringing, and Gong Gu took it out to open the "Forbidden City Taobao" account. The blue "v" next to the avatar is Weibo's contracted self-media.

@柜湖酱: Tickets for Sanxingdui are 90, a bit expensive (#兔子)

"@广汉三xingdui校园Reply: 80, everyone is at this price"

Gong Gu smiled and pressed forward:

@Forbidden City Taobao: Who said that?My Great Forbidden City is 60 in peak season, 40 in off-season, and 20 in student group. Welcome everyone to visit my palace (#笑笑) //@广汉三星岩馆：80, everyone is at this price

Speaking of the official blog "Forbidden City Taobao", I have to mention Gong Gu's family.Gong Gu's father did cultural relics restoration in the Palace Museum, and he can be regarded as one of the earliest batch of seniors.The old seniors worked hard, eating, sleeping and typing all day, coughing... chores such as managing Weibo, naturally fell to the new generation, that is, Gong Gu.Gong Gu rebelled angrily, the old man slapped it back, and dropped an inscrutable sentence: "Young man, practice more." Then he took his wife for a honeymoon.

When he came back, his son was gone.Gong Gu, a new generation of college entrance examination youth, left two notes and took the admission notice of the History Department of A University with him, and went to City A, more than 1000 kilometers away, to pursue a happy campus life.

Oh, by the way, he also took away the private money that his father hid under the bed.

About a few days later, it was rumored that an old man from the Beijing Museum accidentally broke a commemorative blue and white porcelain stem cup worth thousands of yuan produced by the Forbidden City.

Amitabha, good is good.

After such a retweet, people who followed this Weibo quickly emerged:

"This reposting speed is yooooo [Photo posted by Sanxingdui '2 minutes ago']"

"I'm such a dog looking at Renji (#doge)"

"May I ask when is the low season in your palace (#呵呵)"

"Is it possible to visit your palace in one go (#火头tongue)"

"Every time I visit your palace, it's like my ID [email protected] Roujiamo"

……

Sanxingdui was online at this time, so he reposted:

@广汉三xingdui Museum: The Forbidden City is 72 square meters, 600 years ago; Sanxingdui is 360 million square meters, 3000 to 4000 years ago //@宫宫淘宝: Who said that?My Great Forbidden City is 60 in peak season, 40 in off-season, and 20 in student groups. Welcome everyone to visit my palace (#笑笑)

The comments have already been blown up because of the rare seriousness of Sanxingdui:

"Huh? Sanxingdui is suddenly serious!"

"Where is the provocative and mischievous little fairy ♂ that Sanxingdui promised? (by Haihunhou Quotations)"

"Hahahaha what a provocative and mischievous little goblin ♂!!"

……

@广汉三星堆博物馆：所以大人说话小孩少插嘴（#微笑）//@广汉三星堆博物馆：紫禁城72万平方米，距今600年；三星堆360万平方米，距今3000到4000年//@故宫淘宝：谁说的……

“@海晚侯室馆V: Sultry and mischievous (#笑笑)”

"Sanxingdui little goblin hahahahahaha"

"Sanxingdui little goblin ♂ spirit! Haihunhou is simply spoiled! (#色咕忘)"

"Sanxingdui little goblin! Wait, where is my story?!"

……

A voice suddenly appeared above his head, and said faintly: "Young Master Gong, the principles of economics describe the spontaneity and blindness of the market, and we need to mobilize the subjective initiative of producers instead of following the disadvantages of the market.

The abnormal marketing method of selling rot—me!they!No!carry!advocate! "

Gong Gu raised his head, saw the resentment on the face of the coolie sent out from the dormitory, and immediately smiled with crooked eyebrows: "I heard that Sanxingdui is a soft girl."

Xiao Xiaoxiao, a sweaty coolie: "..."

Gong Gu smiled and helped his dog's head: "Good boy."

***

Forbidden City Taobao, as the name suggests, is the Taobao of the Forbidden City. As for why the Forbidden City has a publishing house and a flagship store, it still needs such things as Taobao... I don’t know.

If bilibili is the largest same-sex dating site in China, then Weibo deserves to be the largest internet celebrity dating site. People like Taobao in the Forbidden City who are not internet celebrities but are better than internet celebrities naturally have a large circle of people who are not internet celebrities but are better than internet celebrities. Red... museum friends.

For example, Guanghan Sanxingdui Museum.

It was an inexplicable first acquaintance. At that time, Taobao in the Forbidden City was still struggling on the edge of the big pit of Internet celebrities.Then he was kicked down by a certain Sanxingdui Museum who had already been deeply trapped in the Internet celebrity pit and couldn't extricate himself.So I couldn't control it and walked further and further on this bright road...

@宫宫淘宝: The Forbidden City can also Taobao! [picture]

Gong Gu went to take a shower after posting on Weibo, but he didn't expect Weibo to change as soon as he came back.

@花花朝涛: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Weibo has a straight increase of 500+ fans, 700+ more replies, and 100+ Aite.Gong Gu was puzzled, he scrolled through hundreds of comments in a daze, and finally saw the cause of the incident...

Guanghan Sanxingdui Museum, as one of the large Internet celebrity museums, has become an Internet celebrity because of a rumor.To sum it up, there are about six words - "Gender men love men".

However, the legendary Sanxingdui family has never appeared. Until today, Sanxingdui, which has always been arc-long, suddenly turned a non-nutritive po...

@广汉三xingdui Museum: A lot of support @宫宫淘宝: The Forbidden City can also Taobao! [picture]

The comment area exploded in an instant, and the screams were mixed together:

"Hey, turn in seconds!!"

“The taste of JQ!!”

"Isn't it the long-awaited Sanxingdui family's Xiaoshou?!"

……

@广汉三xingdui Museum: Boo //@今天之世Reply: Isn't it the long-awaited Sanxingdui home? ?

"What did I see!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Madden (#doge)"

……

At this time, Gong Gu was slowly wiping his wet hair with a towel. Seeing this, he smiled in his heart, selling rot?I'm a real gay.

—Who is afraid of whom?

He calmly replied:

“@宫宫涛宝Reply @广汉三星岩馆: You are happy [laughs]”

There was an uproar in the reply, and the situation was instantly reversed:

"So how do you distribute this attack @Please call me Sherlock Holmes"

"I, I, I... I don't know if QAQ is mutual attack?"

"It's overturned Sanxingdui (#doge)"

"@樱蕉的萌妹 replied: ... But, how do you know that Taobao in the Forbidden City is a man?"

"..."

"........."

“@维RAN的萌妹 replied: Difficult, isn’t it Σ(°△°|||)︴”

@广汉三星堆馆馆: Actually, I’m a soft girl (#求手)//@火艳的萌妹 Reply: Difficult, isn’t it Σ(°△°|||)︴

Gong Gu is happy.He thought for a while, his eyes sparkled, and the corners of his mouth slowly curved.

Xiao Xiaoxiao, who was playing games vigorously at that time, shivered inexplicably, and when he looked up, he saw Gong Gu on the opposite bed with a smirk on his face, his hair stood on his head in fright, and he asked weakly: "...Young Master Gong, who messed with you? "

"Huh?" Gong Gu raised his eyelids lazily, and snorted, "No."

It seems that there is, Xiao Xiaoxiao was silent for two seconds, and silently lit a piece of wax for that person in his heart.

@Forbidden City Taobao: Be good.You are a woman and I love you too. //@Guanghan Sanxingdui Museum: In fact, I am a soft girl (#求手)

"@古精应护会Reply: Gudui Yingyuan po is here!! cp is irreversible and cannot be dismantled~"

"I stand in the Forbidden City and I stand in the Forbidden City (#haha)"

……

It seems that the status is confirmed.Gong Gu whistled, dropped the phone and dragged Xiao Xiaoxiao up: "Go, let's eat!"

"Alas," came a faint sentence from the bed: "Facts have proved that a man's dignity cannot be challenged, especially when it comes to body position..."

***

Xiao Xiaoxiao, the third child who came to pick him up, carried Gong Gu's huge suitcase and climbed up to the sixth floor "hangchihangchi" very responsibly. As soon as he entered the door, the head of the room, Zhang Heng and Qi Gu, were sitting peacefully by their respective beds. Seeing them coming in, Zhang Heng greeted them calmly: "The third child, the fourth child."

Xiao Xiaoxiao threw the box aside, shook his hands and scolded the two people who had "something" just now: "Bastard! Garbage!"

"Why, do you have an opinion?" Zhang Hang, the eldest brother in the dormitory, raised his eyebrows, Xiao Xiaoxiao silently put down his luggage, and went away.

Zhang Heng turned his face, and said to Gong Gu again: "Brother borrowed instant noodles for you, fill your stomach first, and take you to eat later."

Xiao Xiaoxiao pounced on him like a pug: "Male god! What about me? Don't give up on my slaves all the time—!"

Zhang Heng, the boss of the dormitory, is the only one in the Department of History who is in the top [-] of the male god list of A University.

The person who commented said this: This person's eyes are like bright stars, his nose is like hanging gallbladder, his eyebrows are like swords, and his heart is like a clear spring.Such a beauty, worthy of such an honor.

Translated into vernacular is: This handsome guy is handsome and handsome.He came to fight against the top ten.

Although this review, which was full of language problems, was spurned and scolded by bachelors in the history department afterwards, Zhang Hang's title of male god was widely circulated because of this.

Zhang Heng replied with a half-smile, "Oh, when will we start?"

Xiao Xiaoxiao rushed to the corner of the wall in tears.

Gong Gumo said slowly: "...Okay, put away your Oscar statuette and come over to eat noodles."

"Young Master Gong! From now on, I'll be your man!" Xiao Xiaoxiao quickly hugged her thigh tightly.

Qi Gu clicked his tongue twice, lamenting Xiao Xiaoxiao's behavior: "Virtue!"

Xiao Xiaoxiao became angry from embarrassment, and slapped his hand away: "I want you to take care of it!"

Qi Gu withdrew his hand deflatedly, and sighed quietly: "Only a villain and a woman are difficult to raise, the ancients never deceived me."

Xiao Xiaoxiao narrowed his eyes and stretched out his paws.

……

Gong Gu simply ignored it and watched the play leisurely.

Zhang Heng clicked his tongue twice, and said, "Oh, it's a pity not to go to the Chinese opera with such a strong desire to perform." After a pause, he seemed to suddenly think of something, and said, "Do you think they look like you? So what, proud..."

"Tsundere Shou and Zhonggou Gong." Gong Gu continued.

Zhang Heng sighed, "Fuck, that's too gay."

"..." Really gay Gong Gu opened his mouth, speechless.

Zhang Heng turned his head and asked him, "Are you busy tomorrow?"

"Yes," Gong Gu thought for a while, "Go to the library."

Xiao Xiaoxiao was jumping up and down, when he heard this, he turned his head and said, "Are you chasing Young Master Gong?"

Qi Gu snorted coldly, and stared at the bed: "Mortal!"

Enraged, Xiao Xiaoxiao rushed forward again.

Zhang Heng didn't know what to think of, and laughed teasingly: "An encounter in the library?"

"..." Gong Gu sighed helplessly, "You've been led to pieces, male god."

The four of them went downstairs to eat after packing up. Province A is worthy of being a province of gourmet food. The four of them found a hot grilled fish restaurant and waited in line for two rounds before they sat down.

It was already late after dinner, Gong Gu went to the library to borrow books, and separated from the other three.

The boulevard near the library was finally cut off from the noise, and the notification tone of the mobile phone rang clearly.Gong Gu opened Weibo.

@海晚侯: Today, I listened to the complaints of the Guangdong Museum. The incident is as follows: In the exhibition hall of the snake bones of the Guangdong Museum, a child watched and marveled. Mom, how did this eat so clean? [Picture snake skeleton]

"Hahaha true Cantonese"

"Good boy, you really have the traditional spirit of Guangdong children, just don't waste it! (#doge)

"Then this kid might be scared when he goes to the dinosaur museum hahaha"

……

@广汉三xingdui Museum: Suddenly a little hungry (#把脸泪)//@海露侯: I encountered an incident today. The skeleton of a snake was exhibited in the Guangdong Museum. A child next to me was amazed while watching, Mom, this How did it eat so cleanly? [Picture snake skeleton]

What was originally a serious sentence, under the powerful power of cp fans, gradually became like this——

"@古堆应护会: @宫宫消宝, don’t say anything, just deliver it to your door”

“Ouch that was well said (#doge)”

"Little train, dirty dirty!"

……

@宫宫淘宝: Then I have to eat it for you to see [picture dinner photo]//@广汉三xingdui Museum: suddenly a little hungry (#把脸泪)

"(#doge) On behalf of Sanxingdui, I would like to say that my husband is good or bad"

"Hey, if you don't agree with me, I will send sugar"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, enough of you in front!!"

Gong Gu smiled, and was thinking of replying when he had already reached the library. When the library aunt reminded him to "turn the phone to silent", Gong Gu turned off Weibo.So he missed a crucial reply that would shake his overall offensive position.

@广汉三xingdui Museum: All right.You eat.I eat...//@宫宫淘宝: Then I have to eat it for you to see [picture dinner photo]

***

Subsequent hot reviews——

@广汉三xingdui Museum: All right.You eat.I eat...//@宫宫淘宝: Then I have to eat it for you to see [picture dinner photo]

"(#Funny) Ouch, you eat, I eat you"

"@古精应护会: (#doge) There is always an illusion that these two are fighting..."

"@堆古选择会: Agree"

"Are you sure it was an illusion? (#doge)"

"Front and front, you are the ones [picking nose]"

☆, Han Guang

The next day, he slept until ten o'clock, but Gong Gu still went to the library as planned.

As school begins, the library is overcrowded.Yet the atmosphere is eerily serene, with sunlight bobbing up and down in stagnant time.As usual, Gong Gu found the seat he was used to sitting in. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a profile face in the back row, and he was stunned for an instant.

It was a very handsome young man with a clean-cut face who looked to be in his early thirties.

With a book in his right hand, he leaned against the back of the chair, lazily nestled in the light golden sunlight, with a casual and careless expression.

Gong Gu happened to be a bit of a face control person, and the handsome and mature appearance of a man was his favorite style.His mind was empty, but he subconsciously walked over and sat down opposite the man.This position is facing the man impartially, and the silhouette of the eyelashes can be clearly seen in the sunlight.

Gong Gu propped his chin in silence for a while, and when he realized it, he couldn't help feeling a little hot on his face.While patting his own face, he thought to himself: staring at other people's faces in a daze, it's really... too embarrassing.

Time flies, I don't know how long it has passed, Gong Gu finally got back the half of his heart lost on the beautiful boy and traveled in the sea of ​​books, when a whisper suddenly came into his ear: "Excuse me, can I borrow a pen?"

At this time, Gong Gu was reading the pre-Qin field history with great interest, and the two professors of province A scolded and fought so much that they spit all over the sky, and the sudden whisper made Gong Gu startled with fright, and the intense reaction caused the people behind him to chuckle. Gong Gu rubbed his hot earlobe, gave him one from his schoolbag, and whispered, "Scare me..."

"Sorry." The other party sat back.

There seemed to be a warm breath in his ear, and only then did Gong Gu realize that their posture just now seemed a little too ambiguous...

To put it simply, the man put his hands on the table, hugged Gong Gu in his arms from behind, and at the same time turned sideways, and asked by his ear...

Thinking of the "library affair" that Zhang Heng said before, Gong Gu thought ecstatically: the library is really a good place to flirt...

As the lunch time approached, a large number of students poured out of the library like a tide. Gong Gu walked out with the crowd and called Zhang Heng at the same time.

"At Spicy Girl Fish! Come on, I'm missing you!" Xiao Xiaoxiao was the one who answered the phone, shouting at the top of his voice in the noisy background.

Gong Gu replied, "Immediately."

From a distance, Gong Gu saw that the three of them and Zhang Hang's girlfriends were nesting together in the dormitory, each holding a bowl of ice powder, completely ignoring the embarrassed waiter.

He entered the store to find the organization, sat down on an empty seat, and happened to see the relieved look on the waiter's face.

This group of people made things difficult for the little girl again, Gong Gu raised his head and smiled at her, "I'm sorry."

The little girl blushed suddenly, and said falteringly: "No, it doesn't matter."

Xiao Xiaoxiao, who witnessed the whole process, burst into laughter: "Young Master Gong, girl killer!"

Gong Gu gave him a white look.

After Zhang Heng finished ordering, he raised his hands and smiled: "The fourth child is late, pay the bill."

Gong Gu, who wanted to say that he wasn't late, suddenly thought of something, and couldn't help but pause. This moment of hesitation was caught by the sharp-eyed three people, and they booed one after another: "Oh——Aventure—it must be a beautiful woman hahahaha!"

In fact, it just occurred to Gong Gu that he seemed to have forgotten to ask the other party's name.

He let out a chuckle and said with a smile, "Beauty? A big guy in women's clothing?"

"..." The three who just remembered Gong Gu's sexual orientation fell silent.

"Also, those of the boss, Zhang Yuanyu, Chen Huanhuan, Gao..."

Zhang Heng let out a cough, which sounded like a warning: "Fourth brother!"

Zhang Heng's girlfriend is a sophomore in the English Department, with big eyes, high nose bridge, and neat short hair, she looks very heroic and straightforward. It is rare for Gong Gu to see such a unique girl in the foreign language college, so he couldn't help but take a look.At this time, the girl squinted her eyes and looked at Zhang Hang with a smile.

Xiao Xiaoxiao seemed to see a big tail behind his boss and shook it in favor.

Qi Gu touched his chin, fearing that the world would not be chaotic and said: "So, it seems that the male god just received a confession call last night..."

The girl put down her chopsticks and said, "I'm going to wash my hands, Zhang Heng?"

The girl dragged Zhang Heng, and the two walked towards the door opposite to the bathroom together...

At the dinner table, Gong Gu picked up the chopsticks with satisfaction: "Okay, let's finish a pair. Let's eat more and wait for them to pay."

Qi Gu nodded in agreement.

Xiao Xiaoxiao: "..." I always feel like I'm in a thief's boat.

It was not too late after dinner, Zhang Hang came over and took Gong Gu's shoulder: "Caotang Internet Cafe, can you go?"

Gong Gu hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "No, I have to go to the library."

Zhang Heng looked him up and down: "Yo, what an affair?"

Gong Gu said helplessly: "Yes, yes, yes! Super handsome guy!"

Zhang Heng patted him on the back and said, "Then you go on, and help the third child eliminate potential enemies."

"Yes, I promise to complete the task!" Gong Gu smiled.

At the end of summer in August, the weather did not show any signs of cooling down. Heat waves swelled against the dry cement road, urging people to rush to the air-conditioned library.

Gong Gu was in the army going to the library, feeling a little bit worried about his seat.After all, there is a handsome guy by his side, so that place is really easy to be snatched away.Gong Gu thought about it, but still came to the area in the morning with a little bit of luck.

The heads of people are surging, densely packed like dumplings during the Spring Festival.The handsome guy from the morning was still there, and the seat next to him was unexpectedly vacant.

Gong Gu walked in that direction with his schoolbag in his arms, about a dozen steps away, the other party seemed to have noticed something, and suddenly raised his head.

Four eyes facing each other.

Gong Gu blinked.

The other party smiled and said with mouth shape: "Finally back."

Gong Gu sat down beside the man, took out a pen and paper and wrote: Are you waiting for me?

The other party smiled, and handed over a pen in his inexplicable gaze: "Thank you for the pen." Then he turned his face away and continued to read the book.

Gong Gu's eyes fell on the other party's indifferent expression, and he whispered, "No thanks."

The other party heard it, looked up at him, and smiled.

Gong Gu was taken aback for a moment, and the other party's blurred smile due to the backlight reflected on his retina, and he couldn't help thinking: Alas... men are seductive, men are seductive...

Just as he was about to pack his schoolbag and leave, Gong Gu remembered the important task he had come here, so he pretended to be casual and said, "My name is Gong Gu."

The other party looked at him indifferently, but seemed to have guessed his little thoughts.

Gong Gu's scalp went numb.

The other party smiled and said, "Han Guang, hello."

Gong Gu nodded reservedly, put away his schoolbag in a hurry... and ran away.

After leaving the library, Gong Gu suddenly remembered: Han Guang, male gender, grade, major, school, phone, QQ and WeChat...?

--unknown.

He wiped his face and sat down on the side of the road.

Forget it, he thought comfortingly, anyway, he didn't know what to say when asked.He simply took out his cell phone.

@宫宫淘宝: I ran into a super handsome guy in the library and forgot to ask for his phone number!Come on, let me tell you that the palace cakes are served in the imperial dining room, I want to turn my grief and anger into appetite (#节尤) Taobao address: