I woke up and found that my wife doesn't love me anymore

Hiss..." The toothbrush accidentally touched the wound at the corner of his mouth again, causing Cheng Hua to grin his teeth in pain, but the brushing motion still didn't stop, but got faster and faster. Cheng Hua looked at himself in the mirror, frowning, Angrily thinking that today he must have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck. Not only did he lose his first kiss, but the way he lost it was forced to kiss by a man, and that man was Wei Lin who broke up with him a long time ago! This is simply subverted Cheng Hua's three views! He thinks right and left, but he is very special and very incomprehensible!

Today Wei Lin ran to the office of the school broadcasting station to look for him out of nowhere, and dragged him out under the watchful eyes of everyone, but he couldn't break free with such a strong hand. Isn't it amazing to have small muscles in a paralyzed arm!Then the two of them dragged all the way to the small woods behind the building. During this period, Wei Lin kept looking at him with the eyes of a dog seeing a fleshy bone, until Cheng Hua's hair stood on end. He couldn't figure it out after thinking for a long time. Where did he provoke this plague god? The two of them met only once this semester, and they didn't speak more than three sentences. Moreover, every time they saw Wei Lin and his cronies from afar, Cheng Hua chose to walk around. Yes, well water does not offend river water is his consistent guideline for Wei Lin.

The results of it!I don't know what kind of madness this god of plague has had today or if he forgot to take his medicine when he went out!After dragging him to the grove, he said a lot of nonsense, but Cheng Hua didn't understand a sentence, and Wei Lin forced him to kiss him while Cheng Hua was in a daze!It's all what and what!It must be the wrong posture for him to get up today!Moreover, the plague god stuck his tongue into his mouth, which can no longer be simply described as disgusting!

Thinking of this, Cheng Hua's face froze, and he squeezed a big lump of toothpaste onto his toothbrush, and started his fifth brushing tonight.

--------------- I'm Cheng Hua, I finally cleaned my mouth, and the dividing line that came out of the bathroom --------------------

"Yo, I spent a long time in the bathroom today, isn't it constipated? That's why I kept telling you to drink eight glasses of water a day, and keep constipation away from me." Zhou Tao stopped when he heard Cheng Hua's voice coming out of the bathroom. After getting off the Fighting Landlords career that was being fought on the computer, he turned his head and said to Cheng Hua.Zhou Tao calls himself the boss of the dormitory, because he is the oldest, but he always speaks and does things out of tune, so no one in their dormitory really regards him as the boss.

"Fart, you're constipated!" Cheng Hua brushed his teeth ten times in the bathroom, but he still felt that the nausea in his mouth hadn't been washed away, and he was in a very bad mood.

"Wow! Boss, you are very irritable today. I heard from Miao Miao that Wei Lin rushed to the broadcasting station fiercely and took you out like a chick. How is the follow-up? Can you ask for a live review?"

"What do you mean by 'catch the chicks!' You actually describe me like that, and throw you down the dormitory every minute!"

"Second brother~ hurry up and take care of it, today we are going to violate the order of the elders!" Zhou Tao shouted at Yan Zi'an, who was reading a book, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Yan Zi'an slowly raised his head and adjusted his glasses: "First of all, don't call me the second child, let me hear it again, and I will work with Cheng Hua to throw you off the balcony of the dormitory. Secondly, I have a speech tomorrow The competition is under preparation, you can solve such trivial matters by yourself. Finally..." Yan Zi'an turned his gaze to Cheng Hua, and finally landed on the wound at the corner of his mouth with some meaning, "I have a question, why is the corner of your mouth so broken? gone?"

Cheng Hua only felt that the temperature on his face continued to rise, and he was so angry: "I... I... I just got angry and constipated! Starting tomorrow, I will drink eight glasses of water every day! If anyone asks me about tonight, I will tell you." Who's in a hurry, that's it, I'm going to sleep, good night!" After finishing speaking, Cheng Hua immediately stepped on the ladder and climbed onto the bed, Yan Zian's expression of knowing everything on his face made people irritated, what did he know.Cheng Hua decided to get rid of all distracting thoughts, and concentrate on sleeping is the kingly way. It is not certain that he will automatically lose today's memory when he wakes up tomorrow.

-------------- I am the dividing line between Cheng Hua who went to bed early and Wei Lin who posted late at night -------------------- -----

Post name: Help!Woke up to find that my wife doesn't love me anymore!How swollen!

ID: call me big gun

Time: 4-1123 45:[-]

Floor 1: The host woke up after sleeping and found a shocking fact!That means the landlord's wife doesn't love the landlord anymore! ! !It's like a bolt from the blue, did you make it!The landlord is sure and affirmed that he has done nothing wrong before!Especially sorry for him!The landlord just fell asleep and woke up, everything changed!The landlord does not want to "Xiao Lang is a passerby from now on" with his wife!Heroes, please show your abilities, please?Urgent, wait online.

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Floor 53: Everyone has read all the replies to the author, and here are some unified explanations and explanations: First of all, you are not mistaken, the author used "he", what's wrong with the author's wife is a man, the author is doing well, It’s just that the person you love happens to be of the same sex, so you’re not afraid of some people spraying [Gays to die]; secondly, some people question the host’s ID, but how do you want the host to prove it to you? The host’s steel cannon must belong to the host’s wife alone , You will never have a chance to see it, the host can only say free testimony; finally, the host feels that he needs to add some details, because of some force majeure, the host's wife has lost all the love experience with the host, even if he has amnesia, Moreover, the host’s wife is currently at a stage where she is bothered and hated when she sees the host. Please provide some reliable suggestions, such as [Squeeze and do it a few times and you will love], [Take off and present yourself as a gift to your wife] Don't mention such suggestions, the landlord can't do this kind of thing at this stage.Because today the host has already done the stupid thing of rushing in front of his wife and pulling her out for a forced kiss. In the end, he only got a violent elbow from his wife and hit her chest, which still hurts now. Steel cannons will suffer, okay?So, please read the post, the heroes, the suggestion is to be more reliable.

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The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Location: Grove

Mission: Cheng Hua, Wei Lin

Time: After the forced kiss

Wei Lin: Wife, wife, look at your face is red, and you said you don't love me~~~~~~

Cheng Hua: I was so angry!

Wei Lin: Author, come out and let's talk about life!

----------------I am the dividing line between the author and Wei Lin after talking about life--------------------- -----------------

Well, cheap hands, I started a new article, because I couldn’t hold back my brain, and the robot’s article was really stuck to a certain level, but it must not be a trap, because the cycle cannot be guaranteed, so I adjusted it a little bit happily.