truth and lies

The big wedding scene.

Lin Juefei didn't wait for the romantic rose's marriage proposal, so he was forced by Mrs. Lin to board the thief ship.

Lin Juefei regretted every minute that she wanted to regret the marriage at the wedding and ruin Gu Wofeng's reputation, but unfortunately he didn't have the practical ability in the end.

The master of ceremonies on the stage asked Gu Wofeng: "How did the two know each other?"

Gu Wofeng replied: "He passed by the river in front of my house in a boat. I was standing on the bank of the river. He was wearing a white shirt that day. I saw him at a glance. I think at that moment, I fell in love with him."

"Love at first sight, wow, what a romantic encounter." The master of ceremonies exaggerated to death on the stage, and the women in the audience wanted to cry.

Only Lin Juefeng said in a low voice on the stage: "Liar, you really pretend."

"Then when did Mr. Lin fall in love with Mr. Gu?"

"Ah? Me?" Lin Juefei couldn't think of any reason for a moment.

"It was also the first time we met. I passed by his house by boat, and he stood there, and I thought he was very special." Damn it, Lin Juefei felt like throwing up when she said this.

Gu Wofeng heard him say this and whispered to him: "It seems that we are mutual."

Lin Juefei glared at him angrily, and then whispered back to him: "Could it be that you want me to say that the hotel leaked when we were on a business trip, and I shared a bed with you, when you hugged me?"

"Oh, so you fell in love with me at this time."

"No, don't talk nonsense, who likes you."

"I don't know who it is, who runs to my lawn every day to destroy the flowers and plants and raises a sign saying, Gu Wofeng, I will announce you, (Xuan, Taiwan evening talk, what I like, you will know this stalk when you watch iPartment)".

"Fuck you, I just told you that I like you, which is not as exaggerated as raising a sign."

"Oh, everyone heard it."

It turned out that they were no longer discussing in whispers, but shouting loudly.The master of ceremonies also sweated and didn't know how to smooth things over.The master of ceremonies' inner activities: earning money, I am easy to me, so I can't follow the rules and show off my affection.

"Yes, I like you, what about you? Do you like me or not? Is it because of business that you married me? You have never proposed or said you love me. I don't want to marry you gone."

Damn, what kind of rhythm is this? The guests in the audience were terrified and thought to themselves: We paid for it. If the marriage is blown up, will the money be refunded or not.

"You dare to say it again and try it, Lin Juefei."

"I said what's wrong, I said I want to regret...".

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Lin Juefei didn't say it because Gu Wofeng kissed Lin Juefei just right.

The guests off the court finally heaved a sigh of relief, and finally the money was not in vain. The master of ceremonies took the opportunity to say loudly: "I announce that the two newlyweds are getting married at this moment. Everyone wish them a happy marriage for a hundred years and have a baby soon."

The master of ceremonies pushed nonsense until he said: "Let's open the table, let's eat." Everyone applauded sensationally.

Lin Juefei pushed Gu Wofeng away, looked at the guests who ignored them, and complained to Gu Wofeng: "Your family is full of relatives, everyone is foodie."

Gu Wofeng shrugged, and replied helplessly: "Most of them are your relatives, okay?"

"Go, go." Lin Juefei said with disgust.

Speaking of Lin Juefei's relatives, who should come?

"Where are you going?" Han Yunqian stepped forward to block the way of best man Wen Ruicheng just in time.

"Get out of the car." Wen Ruicheng pushed Han Yunqian, but the boy was naturally unmoved.

"Why didn't you answer my call?" Han Yunqian asked him.

"If you don't want to pick it up, don't pick it up." I don't know whether to say Wen Ruicheng is brave or not afraid of death.

"Do you have another man?"

"So what if I have other men? What is my relationship with you? Even if I get married and have children, it has nothing to do with you. I can be with whoever I want...".

"Wen Ruicheng, I came here specially for you, and you hurt me like this?" Han Yunqian pretended to be pitiful, wanting to cry but not crying.

"Didn't you come back specifically to attend your brother and Gu Wofeng's wedding?"

"Yes, part of it is to attend his wedding, but most of it is to meet you."Lin Juefei heard it, and must have scolded Han Yunqian: "Good job, boy, you forget your righteousness when you see sex, and you don't even want your brother."

"Han Yunqian, do you find this interesting?"

"What do you mean?"

"I went to your school to find you, do you know?"

"Then why didn't I see you?"

"You know what I saw, I saw you hugging a man."

"How can I? Don't blame me."

"I took a picture, you can see for yourself, don't say I wronged you."

"Oh, it's him. He pestered me for a long time and finally gave up. He said that although he couldn't be with me, he just wanted me to hug him. It's not too much. I swear I have nothing to do with him, I have been For you who guard your body like a jade, I use idioms, right?"

Wen Ruicheng didn't speak, Han Yunqian took another dose of medicine, and said, "If you don't believe me, you can check whether what I said is true. I'm always thinking about you everywhere..."

"Stop saying such nasty things."

"Rui Cheng, Rui Cheng...".

The wedding is over, the guests leave, Lin Juefei and Gu Wofeng send the guests to pick up the car.

"Papa Pata" was watching a car shaking violently in the open space.

I heard a little boy brought by a guest pointing to the car and asking the parents: "Dad, why does this car make strange noises?"

His father was sweating profusely and didn't know what to say to prevaricate.

It was Lin Juefei who helped to answer: "Because this car is broken down, it will make this sound when it breaks down."

"Oh." The little boy nodded, his father was embarrassed and hurriedly pulled his son to evacuate.

"Bang bang bang" After the guests left, Lin Juefei kicked the car violently with his hands on his hips. He rushed into the car and shouted, "It's so difficult to open a room, damn, I'm the protagonist of the wedding today, okay?" Alright, I haven't entered the bridal chamber yet, you two are already in the bridal chamber in my wedding car. After today, you will have a good time."

"What should I do, your brother seems to be angry?" Wen Ruicheng looked at Han Yunqian who was on his body and asked.

Han Yunqian kissed each other violently, and replied: "Don't worry about him, he has always been like this, menopause."

"You're only in menopause." Lin Juefei said angrily, then put Gu Wofeng's arm on her arm, and said to the man, "We're going to the honeymoon suite we booked now, and we'll piss them off."

Gu Wofeng thought: This contest between Lin Juefei and Han Yunqian has taken advantage of him.

"that?"

Lin Juefei and Gu Wofeng were walking on the road, Lin Juefei suddenly hesitated.

"What's wrong?" Gu Wofeng asked him. "Are you sprained when you walk?"

Lin Juefei shook her head.

"What's the matter?"

"Gu Wofeng, I like you, I like you, I really like you...how about you?"

"This...you come here." Gu Wofeng said maliciously and beckoned Lin Juefei to go over.

He whispered in Lin Juefei's ear: "For you, I lost tens of millions, a piece of land, and a smart and beautiful wife. I have never lost money so much, so I think I like you, Lin Juefei, I have never lost money." So loved someone."

"Asshole." Lin Juefei said as she put her arms around Gu Wofeng and kissed him, as if she could express her joy in this way.

Hearing a coquettish voice from inside the car, Lin Juefei immediately let go, and Gu Wofeng's expression became a little embarrassed.

The two said in unison: "Let's go quickly."

"Yes."

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End

The author has something to say: It's over, and I feel like I'm unfinished.Suddenly I remembered Ji Xianlin's diary in "Tsinghua Diary".He wrote: Didn't do anything meaningful-damn, these bastard professors, not only don't know that they are discouraged, but also take exams all day long, either you or me, what the fuck? "

I also want to say: I didn’t do anything meaningful—dammit, this bastard Jinjiang not only doesn’t know he’s discouraged, but also locks you up all day, either you change it or I change it, what the hell is he writing about?

Of course, this is a joke. I didn’t lock much of what I wrote this time, but I was really discouraged and cleared up a lot. Of course, I haven’t written about Danmei and meat for a long time, and I don’t have much inspiration.

Around Chinese New Year, around February, I will write a new Tanmei novel, you can look forward to it.

Some people who read my book asked about the QQ number of Lemongrass?Lemongrass didn't respond positively. It wasn't that Lemongrass didn't want to give it, but... I'm not a full-time writer, so I don't like to expose myself?Keep it a little mysterious?In fact, I have social phobia, plus I am too nerdy and too nerdy... (Author, can you expose yourself like this?) However, you can leave your own mailbox for the chapters you want to lock, and you can send lemongrass to everyone.

Finally, as usual, I will send you a poem.Gu Cheng wrote a poem called "The Sea of ​​Parting" in 1984, and then in the following year, in 1985, he excerpted this passage from "The Sea of ​​Parting" as a poem.It was named "Going to Sea".I think this excerpted short poem is better than the previous ones, and it can be said to be the essence.

"Go to Sea"

(Gu Cheng)

I didn't bring any fishing gear

Without heavy doubts and guns

I went with my heart

I thought, to the open sea

just say love you

School of fish will follow me

swim to land