Chief Jae's love story is really problematic

How to successfully escape from prison under the strict guard of the FBI and famous detectives in turn?This is of course a problem for ordinary people, but Osamu Dazai is different.

When he stayed in the Mihua Central Hospital, he didn't do nothing.

There are vicious and vicious fugitives lurking in the hospital. This is not surprising in Mihua Town. Osamu Dazai recognized it immediately when he saw it, so on a dark and windy night, he silently engaged in crimes behind his back. With such a small move, he transferred the FBI and detectives away from the mountain to handle the case, and he escaped from prison amidst the chaos, and then happily ran back to Kudou's house.

There was no need to pick the lock at all, Osamu Dazai had all the keys of Kudo's house, he opened the door familiarly and slipped into the second floor, stood in front of Yuanchu's room, knocked on the door, and waited obediently.

So Yuanchu had just changed into her pajamas and was about to rest, when she heard something, she opened the door with a puzzled face, and suddenly found a black-haired cat that was not worrying, smiling at her mysteriously .

Yuanchu: "?"

For a moment, she felt that the way she opened the door seemed wrong, and just about to slam the door shut, she heard Osamu Dazai complain loudly about her ruthlessness.

"Don't be so loud!"

Realizing that this is reality, Yuanchu immediately covered his mouth quickly with his eyes and hands to prevent Osamu Dazai from babbling again, and quickly dragged him into the room, and subconsciously went to the corridors on both sides of the door to see if his parents heard movement.

It wasn't until this series of actions were completed that Yuan Chu realized that something was wrong.

It's not the soft girl's fault!Why is she so guilty? !

"Uuuuuuuuu..." Osamu Dazai struggled symbolically, and was pulled in obediently by her.

"Keep down!" Seeing the other party nodding, Yuan Chu let go of his hand, and said with a vigilant face, "Why are you here? Don't you have to stay in the hospital for observation for a few days? Did you sneak out?"

He dared to sneak away from the hospital, and sneaked into the soft girl's room in the dark, Yuan Chu was subtly very upset, his hands were itchy, and he wanted to beat someone up.

She suddenly began to wonder if she really liked this person!So it is an illusion!It was indeed an illusion!Definitely the drawbridge effect!

"But I miss you, I want to see you, but you don't come to see me."

Ruanmei gave Osamu Dazai a blank look, she rarely felt a little guilty, but that guilt quickly turned into righteousness: "I told you that I have other things to do!"

"I feel that Chuchu has been so indifferent to me recently. It's been a long time since you came to see me. It's too much..."

Yuan Chu glanced at him, and said frankly and nonchalantly: "Is there? Then you should reflect on yourself."

Osamu Dazai: "?"

Damn it, she's really a scumbag who never fails!Even if you lose your memory!It's fine if you don't ask for warmth when you are injured, but you are so ruthless and cruel!

"I knew that Chu Chu had so much fun outside, you'd almost forget about me. That's right, after all, I'm just a little lover who doesn't take seriously. Why do you say that I'm your favorite little girl in this life?" Lover, are you actually lying to me?"

Yuanchu: "..."

Facing Dazai Osamu's resentful gaze, Ruanmei slowly raised a question mark.

Why did his words sound so outrageous? !

At this moment, it seemed that Yuanchu was a peerless scumbag who used sweet words to coax her little lover, and he, Dazai Osamu, was the victim of being deceived, weak, helpless and pitiful.

The innocent soft girl who took the scapegoat of the scumbag on her back only felt that her fist was hardened.

"Don't pretend to be you, no one wants to see it, just roll over and die." Yuanchu suddenly felt that he would be foolish to fall in love with this person, this guy who has always called himself a soft girl sneered, rolled up his sleeves , raised his hand in a nonchalant manner, his eyes suddenly sharpened, intending to send him a tailor-made set of three-year beating and five-year beating.

Osamu Dazai saw that the situation was not good, a lovely smile appeared on his face, he hugged her arm very consciously and began to act like a baby, his soft black hair rubbed against her neck in aggrieved way.

How could a kitten have a bad heart?The only bad intention is just wanting to get attention by constantly acting like a baby.

Soft girl: "..."

Fine.

The anger of Feng Zan being murdered disappeared in an instant.

She put her fingers against the man's forehead, pushed him away to a safe distance, and then said dissatisfiedly: "What strange things are you doing to the soft girl!"

"What's so strange?" Osamu Dazai stared at her intently with those smiling eyes, as if the whole world had been captured by him.

He is obviously an adult in his 20s, but every time he sees Yuan Chu, he still can't help showing the excitement of wanting to act like a baby like he did when he was a child.

Forcibly calming the heart that was beating wildly in the chest, Yuan Chu said calmly: "Anyway, it's very strange."

"But am I not Chuchu's little lover? I am all yours, would it be strange to do such a thing?" He said, with doubts in his eyes, and consciously clung to him.

Yuanchu: "..."

Alas, after all, he is his own little lover, so what can I do, of course I choose to forgive him!

Ruanmei thought with a sad face, who let her past self be misled by beauty, so she had to take over him now.

"By the way, there are only photos of you when you were a primary school student at home. Let me ask you, have you graduated from junior high school or high school? Show me your academic certificate if you have one."

The photo albums of Kudo’s family have been searched by Yuanchu. There are not too few photos of Osamu Dazai, but there are only photos of him wearing the little yellow hat. Although the shooting time spanned several years, it seems There is not much difference in age.

"Why did you suddenly ask me if I graduated? If not, wouldn't Chu Chu not like me?" Osamu Dazai said alertly, "Or are you going to raise other lovers? No, I don't like them!"

"There's no such thing, okay!" Yuan Chu only felt that his iron fist of justice was about to move again, and when the other party was about to hug him, he patted him aside with a cold face, "It's almost done, go back to your own room to get it." A coat, and then you hurry back to the hospital!"

"So ruthless, so indifferent, Chuchu doesn't love me anymore..."

"...shut up." Yuan Chu glared at him and lowered his voice, "Whose fault do you think this is?!"

"You are so fierce." Osamu Dazai sat down on the chair depressedly, and held Yuanchu to prevent her from leaving, "Why did you reject me?"

Yuanchu stretched out his hand, flicked his forehead, and raised his eyebrows: "I'm too lazy to talk to you. Give me a little bit, don't always act like a baby to others, you don't know how to reflect, let go."

The author has something to say:

When the soft girl was resurrected in Chaldea, she really had no certificates or graduation certificates. She was a black household. When she left Chaldea, she threatened the magicians to fix it for her. She died laughing