Fool's Love

Two people: Hello everyone!

Masumi: I am Masumi.

Yamagishi: I am Yamagishi.

Two people: The two together are "Candy and Mackerel", please take care of me.

Yamagishi: Speaking of which, I was thinking about one thing recently.

Masumi: Hmm.What's up?

Yamagishi: Yes, I still want to get married.

【silence】

Masumi: Whoa.

Yamagishi: "Oh." What the hell!

Masumi: No, come to think of it, we are still high school students, so we should save that kind of thing for later.

Yamagishi: It’s still early, but it’s good to have a fantasy.Haven't you thought about such a thing?

Masumi: Me?Indeed.

Yamagishi: Oh, so what kind of person is your ideal type?

Masumi: Well, let me think about it...with big eyes.

Yamagishi: Yes.

Masumi: Long black curly hair, and a well-proportioned figure rather than a bumpy figure.

Yamagishi: Oh, beauty!

Masumi: If you have another name, Anne Hathaway would be fine!

Yamagishi: Impossible!

Masumi: Hey, why do you say that?

Yamagishi: Isn't that a famous actress?Be a little more realistic.

Masumi: What about your ideal type?

Yamagishi: Me?Gentle women will do.

Masumi: "Laugh."

Yamagishi: What are you laughing at?you……

Masumi: (laughs) Pretentious.

Yamagishi: Where is it?It's like saying that I had a fever a few days ago and felt really uncomfortable.

At that time, I thought: Ah, it would be great if I had a gentle wife by my side at this time.

Masumi: Huh, really? (まじ?) Then who is standing here now?The ghost of Yamagishi?

Yamagishi: As far as the cold is concerned, where did you go?

Masumi: Isn’t Yamagishi the kind of person who doesn’t even notice a cold?Bedridden with a high fever—it's basically dead!

Yamagishi: You are so annoying!

Yamagishi: Anyway, let me act out this situation.

Masumi: Well, that's fine.

Yamagishi: For example, when I was about 25 years old, I came home from get off work with a fever.You come to play the new wife who cares so much about me.

Masumi: "Laugh."

Yamagishi: What's wrong?

Masumi: "A lot of talkative relatives" "Yamagishi is married!" "That kid Yamagishi? Ugh, I don't know which poor girl it is..." "That's to say, hey..." "Pause" "Woo--"

Yamagishi: I'm so bored!Play it for me!

Masumi: (laughs) Yes yes yes.

【Yamagishi stumbles and pushes the door open】

【Masumi lies down on the ground】

Masumi: Annie-san... a lot of stars appeared in front of my eyes...

"Kicked Masumi" Hey, get up!

Doesn't "stand up again" mean playing a wife and a sick husband?

Yamagishi: You play the wife.Also, who is "Annie"?Anne Hathaway?

Masumi: No, it's Anne? Jacqueline Hathaway --

Yamagishi: Isn't that still Anne Hathaway!Change the name to something normal, like "Mami".

Masumi: OKOK.

【Yamagishi stumbles and pushes the door open, then lies down】

Masumi: (in a hurry) Ah, what's wrong with you?

Yamagishi: (weak) I'm fine, I have a little...fever today.

Masumi: How come!Mami hasn't seen any guests these days, is it because of her health?I can't drink wine either.Please lie down here on the sofa...

Yamagishi: Hey!It's my wife, not going to a custom shop!Do it all over again!

[Yamagishi repeats the movement of pushing the door and lying down]

Masumi: (thick voice) Ahh, I caught a cold, I was so careless... It's not good to lie in front of the door, anyway, let's move to the bed first.

【Masumi squats down, puts his hands under Yamagishi's body and tries to hug him, his face twists, Yamagishi remains motionless. 】

Yamagishi: Stop it!

Masumi: What's the matter?

Yamagishi: Thinking about it, I know that my future wife doesn't have such great strength!

Masumi: Huh?No, Mami-chan is obviously 1.9 meters tall...

Yamagishi: That's not necessary!Regular, normal-sized women will do just fine. "Slightly pause" forget it, just fast forward.

"Because I am sick in bed, I went to the pharmacy and the supermarket to buy a gentle wife."——You just acted like this.

【Mountain bank lying down】

【Masumi makes a gesture of bending over to take off his shoes when he enters the door with something in his hand. 】

Masumi: I'm back.Yamagishi, is there anything better?

Yamagishi: It's a little bit bad, it's burning badly...I want that one, the one on my forehead...

Masumi: Ah, I'll prepare right away!

[Masumi made a sound like water coming out of a faucet, and clenched his hands back and forth into fists, like squeezing a towel.He ran to Yamagishi, and put his hand on Yamagishi's forehead as if he was grasping something. 】

【Masumi's left hand does not move, the position of his right hand does not change, and he pats Yamagishi's forehead one after another.It lasted about 20 seconds. 】

Yamagishi: I wanted to ask just now.

Masumi: What?

Yamagishi: What are you doing?Isn't this a towel?

Masumi: Ah, it's the bonito I just bought.

Yamagishi: Huh?

Masumi: It has been processed, and the mucus on the outside has been removed with clean water.

Yamagishi: Give me the towel!