The world doesn't fit me

Have you heard of offline grass powder?

This is the famous snack street in S City, where there are a variety of delicacies.It is common to see two to five acquaintances gather together in this narrow, crowded but fragrant street.

The yelling of the shopkeepers and the unscrupulous noise of the crowd merged into one, and there were still people talking in their ears, praising those food stalls tirelessly.

"Roommate, would you like to try it?" Lu Chen took a big step in front of Fu Yanchuan, picked up a small ball with a bamboo stick and fed it to his mouth. The golden ball was covered with salad dressing, meat floss and seaweed. .

Fu Yanchuan turned his head to the side to distance himself, his eyes could not help but fall on the corner of Lu Chen's mouth that was covered in sauce.

The other party seemed to be aware of it, and consciously stretched out his tongue to lick it off, and gave a concealed smile.

Fu Yanchuan paused, lowered his head, wrapped his fingertips with a tissue, helped him wipe the debris from his mouth, and reminded him, "It wasn't cleaned."

The movement is very light, flowing and flowing, and it is closed at the touch of a touch.

Then Fu Yanchuan naturally opened his mouth slightly to bite the balls, and under Lu Chen's watchful eyes, he retreated from the bamboo sticks bit by bit, and finally slid them all into his mouth.

Lu Chen withdrew his hand, raised his eyebrows and asked him, "Is it delicious?"

Fu Yanchuan nodded, and then walked forward. He just touched Lu Chen's lips and bent his fingers hanging by his legs, as if he could still feel a little warmth from the other party.

Hot and soft.

For the purpose of getting full at once, Lu Chen never stopped talking, and sighed in Fu Yanchuan's ear while eating, just like a salesman.

He was attracted by the smell and stopped in front of the pork rib rice cake stall.

The aroma of pork ribs and the softness of rice cakes made Lu Chen salivate, so he bought a big box and ran to Fu Yanchuan with a smile.

"Roommate." Lu Chen gestured with his mouth wide open, "Ah—"

He fed the rice cake into Fu Yanchuan's mouth again, as if he fell in love with the novelty of feeding his roommate.

Fu Yanchuan was cold, and his eyes moved to the bamboo stick in his hand.

Lu Chen understood, and picked up another one to feed.

"Ah, my mother! It's Mr. Cao!"

A sharp and thin shout exploded out of thin air, tugging at the nerves of the two of them, and the passers-by were shocked to look at them at the same time. For a moment, the two became the center of the crowd.

Fu Yanchuan: "..."

Lu Chen shook his hand, and the rice cake fell to the ground and rolled into a circle of mud.

Lu Chen: "Who the hell is interrupting my making out with my roommate?"

He angrily inserted the bamboo stick into the box, and turned to look at the two girls walking towards them.

A pair of ponytails and a Hanfu, bouncing around and jumping for joy, let out a suppressed "嘤嘤咻" sound from his mouth.

Lu Chen couldn't bear to be angry seeing that happy look, and smiled knowingly: "It's two little beauties."

Fu Yanchuan retreated to the other side consciously, bowed his head and remained silent.

"Fuck, Uncle Grass, I didn't expect to meet you by chance! Hey! I'm so excited!"

The girl with twin ponytails grabbed the shoulder of the girl in Hanfu, jumped up so happy that her mouth almost burst into laughter.

The girl in Hanfu was also very happy, but her reaction was not so intense, she just covered her mouth and snickered.

The two ponytails became excited for a while and realized that they were not reserved enough. They immediately introduced themselves: "By the way, we are your fans. We have been following you for almost two years. I have watched every video! How many I’ve swiped it dozens of times during the period! It’s so fucking beautiful!”

The Hanfu girl nodded shyly, and then said: "Every video you make is very good-looking, and the level is very high." The voice is soft, with the smell of Jiangnan mist and rain.

"Hahaha it's not that exaggerated..." Lu Chen said with a smile, "It's a great honor to be liked by a beautiful girl like you."

The twin tails nodded vigorously: "Yeah! I really like it!"

The girl in Hanfu blushed and carefully took out her phone, and asked softly, "Can we take a photo together?"

Lu Chen said frankly: "Of course."

He praised: "You are very photogenic."

After taking a photo together, the two showed no signs of leaving. They seemed to want to say a few more words to Lu Chen. After all, the opportunity is once in a lifetime.

"Master Cao, who is that handsome guy who was with you just now?"

The pair of ponytails pointed to the man with his back to them in the distance, and he felt very handsome just looking at the back against the light.

Lu Chen waved his hand: "He, my new roommate."

"Ah? Isn't my roommate Brother Yixiao?" The Hanfu girl lowered her head regretfully.

Speaking of this, Lu Chen lightly patted her forehead: "I said you little fans are really, have I ever said that you are sharing a rent with Mr. Yixiao? You can't talk nonsense even if you are good-looking."

The two ponytails stuck out their tongues mischievously: "Isn't this trying to suck on your cp, you two are so good together."

Lu Chen raised his forehead, he had never seen such a rampant CP fan, he could start to nibble in front of the rightful owner.

Fu Yanchuan turned around and glanced at them, and frowned slightly seeing that they were still talking happily.

"Mist Grass." The twin tails were stunned, and they lowered their voices to approach Lu Chen, "Grandma, he is too handsome! He looks so good!"

As if she suddenly understood something, the corners of her mouth frantically raised, and she stretched out her hand to push Lu Chen towards Fu Yanchuan: "Oh, go, go! The handsome guy can't wait!" She also bit her ear at the Hanfu girl, "So that's the real thing!" Zhenggong! Hey!"

Lu Chen, who was carrying rice cakes, looked puzzled, and was pushed not far from Fu Yanchuan. He watched the two little girls walk away as if it was a New Year's Eve.

"What do you think these little girls are pretending to be in their heads every day?"

Lu Chen squinted his eyes and looked serious, and asked him seriously: "You said we are a couple, do I look gay?"

"Not like." Fu Yanchuan replied coldly.

After all, it's indiscriminate teasing, he thought.

After all, this was the first time that Lu Chen and Fu Yanchuan entered the supermarket together.

Commodities are placed in various areas in an orderly manner, and they are purchased in different categories. The entire supermarket has a large capacity, and there are many people shopping at this time.

Lu Chen half-lyed on the armrest of the shopping cart, looked up into Fu Yanchuan's eyes, and the latter asked calmly, "What do you want to buy?"

"Snacks." He smiled.

Fu Yanchuan nodded: "Let's go together after buying the ingredients."

The two of them pushed the car and walked in, passing corn, carrots, eggplants, and yams, all of which were selected by Lu Chen, put them in plastic bags, and casually threw them into the shopping cart.

When Fu Yanchuan heard the movement, he lowered his head and took a look, and immediately froze in place with just one look, his lips parted slightly as if he wanted to say something.

"What's wrong my dear roommate?"

"It's nothing..." He came back to his senses, "The food you like to eat is very... special."

Fu Yanchuan pressed down the question mark on his head abruptly, rubbed his head and walked forward, not wanting to explain further.

"Special?" Lu Chen looked into the shopping cart again in a strange way, and suddenly said "Fuck", he chased after him and said with a smile, "Your thoughts are not normal, roommate."

After walking through the vegetable and fruit area and the fresh food area, the two of them walked to the snack area after choosing a large cart, and chose a lot of snacks according to Lu Chen's preferences.

He stopped in front of a piece of spicy strips, and the shopping cart didn't stop and bumped into the two people who were pushing and shoving.

One of them was young, wearing a large down jacket that didn't fit well, and a hoodie with fluff around it.When he turned around to look at Lu Chen, his flushed face was filled with astonishment.

And the man beside him was still smiling, as if he was teasing the boy just now, making his face flushed.

"Yo..." Lu Chen understood the whole story at a glance, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, brother."

The man didn't look at him when he heard the sound, he put his arms around the young man and glanced at Fu Yanchuan, his smile grew a bit stronger, it could even be called vicious.

The boy shyly said: "No...it's nothing."

After speaking, he pushed the man's hand away in frustration, and complained in a low voice, "It's all you."

"Yes, yes, yes." The man lowered his head to coax him, leaned into his neck and smiled lightly, "I made a mistake baby, can I let you deal with it when I go home?"

The attitude is not sincere at all, but more like provocative in disguise.

The boy pushed him away, covered his face in a panic and hid in a corner, blushing.

After both of them walked away, Lu Chen approached the shelf. He felt a little uncomfortable, and he kept his head sullen and said nothing. On the surface, he seemed to be choosing, but in fact his eyes were distracted and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Fu Yanchuan was a little surprised by his sudden silence, but when he turned his head, he found that his ears were so red that he could bleed, spreading all the way to the white turtleneck sweater, which was particularly obvious on his fair skin.

He couldn't help laughing.

I didn't see that although this person could spit out everything, he was unexpectedly innocent in the face of real intimacy.

After finishing the selection absent-mindedly, Lu Chen stuffed it into the shopping cart, only to wake up when he got to the daily necessities.

"The shower gel is out." He whispered.

As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Yanchuan let out a "hmm", turned around and picked up a bottle of Johnson & Johnson baby milk body wash and put it in the shopping cart.

Lu Chen didn't even have time to react: "..."

"What is this?" He put the shower gel back in place with a look of disgust.

On the contrary, Fu Yanchuan asked him in a daze, "Don't all children use this?"

Then he tossed the blue-and-white bottle of Johnson's Baby Milk Body Wash into the cart.

Lu Chen suddenly remembered that someone in the restaurant said that he was still growing, so he was waiting here.

He narrowed his eyes dangerously, looking at Fu Yanchuan with obvious meaning.

"Pfft." Fu Yanchuan laughed.

Lu Chen was stunned.

Roommate, if you are kidnapped, you will blink.

In the end, Lu Chen managed to win him over, and chose the brand Fu Yanchuan used before, with the scent of borneol mint, and said shamelessly, "In this way, I will have the same smell as you."

Fu Yanchuan felt very familiar with that high-pitched look, and he was so immune to his heart that he still had a leisurely retort: ​​"Then you can come closer to me, and get as much as you want."

His face was expressionless, like a reading machine without emotion.

"You've changed into a roommate..." Lu Chenyipai was heartbroken, and dramatically wiped away tears that didn't exist, "You've become even more irritated."

Fu Yanchuan sneered, and he didn't even look at who taught him.

So the fastest way for boys to get acquainted with boys is to speak yellow accents.

Lu Chen realized the truth of life.

Through all the areas, they wheeled a cart full of things to the checkout, and the odds and ends of the small bags almost fell out on the way.

Lu Chen smiled presumptuously with satisfaction, and truly felt the joy of shopping.

He mentioned the achievements of the two people's joint efforts, smiled and approached Fu Yanchuan on tiptoe: "Baby roommate, come to celebrate with a kiss?"

Fu Yanchuan: "..." When did you become your baby again.

He didn't have any extra hands, so he could only forcefully stop the urge to punch Lu Chen, and took two extra steps to the side to stay away from this wise man.

In an ordinary residential area more than ten kilometers away, a clean black Mercedes turned and drove into a road, passed the green belt, and finally stopped at the downstairs of the residents.

The man in the suit on the driver's seat sat upright and said formally, "Mr. Yixiao, we're here."

Cheng Yixiao raised his head, his eyes were heavy as if he was thinking about something, he didn't answer, and he didn't seem to plan to get out of the car.

"A smile?" He Zhen called again tentatively.

The thought in his eyes was swept away, Cheng Yixiao changed into a bright smile, his eyes were bent into crescents, he turned his head and responded softly: "Yes, I heard." But he still remained motionless, looking at him with a smile.

The smile was so clean that it seemed that there was no impurity mixed in, and He Zhen's heart fluttered, and the deer bumped wildly.

With a calm face, he asked suspiciously: "Smile, won't you go down?"

"Brother He Zhen." Cheng Yixiao didn't answer He Zhen's question, but called his name in an ambiguous and meaningful way, as if there were spring water gently swaying in his eyes.

"Brother He Zhen..." Cheng Yixiao repeated, approached him and asked with a smile, "Are you really my fan?"

The atmosphere was inexplicably ambiguous, He Zhen straightened his back and faced his approaching face, felt Cheng Yixiao's breath scratching his face when he spoke, and swallowed nervously: "Mmm..."

The other party still faced him with a smile like a spring breeze, supported the back of the driver's seat with one hand, pulled out his tie with the other hand, held it in the palm of his hand and rubbed it with his fingertips, and said lightly: "Then have you heard of people like me?" Offline grass? Powder?”

The sun pushed away the clouds and mist, and the warm light hit his back. Against the light, he looked extremely warm, but he spoke words with a different style of painting in his mouth, like the intimate whispers of a devil.

He Zhen: "?!"

He froze in place and suffered a cardiac arrest.

The coldness spread from the tailbone to the top of the head, like a basin of frozen water poured towards him without warning, the cold was biting, and it was like ants were crawling all over his body, tearing his scalp.

He Zhen looked at Cheng Yixiao's still clean and gentle face, the upward curve of the corner of his mouth was exactly the same as what he usually saw on the other side of the screen.

That's why the repeated smile in front of him made He Zhen feel terrified when he thought about it, as if he had practiced countless times in front of the mirror.

No matter how calm the pretense was, it disappeared at this moment.

He Zhen's eyes widened in surprise, and flaws finally appeared on his normally serious face.

His pupils tightened and he moved closer to the car door, looking like Cheng Yixiao would do something to rush out of the door immediately, like a frightened rabbit ready to run away at any time.

"Hahaha."

Just when he was extremely vigilant, Cheng Yixiao suddenly backed away, laughing so recklessly that he even shed tears.

"Sorry, I was just joking." He said, "Your contrast is too funny."

He Zhen: "..."

Cheng Yixiao huddled into a ball with a smile, tired and put down his hand wiping his tears and raised his eyes to look at him, couldn't help teasing him, "Why do you look so disappointed?"

He Zhen: "..."

I am not, I am not.

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