The world doesn't fit me
Chapter 6, Mr. Laughing
——Don’t tease the little girl——
"What the hell? How can there be an uncle?" Qiu Yunqi was the first and the second elder.
The assistant girl ignored him at all, pinched her own people with wide eyes, and looked at Lu Chen in disbelief: "You are Mr. Cao?!"
She had been silently observing Lu Chen's side face for a long time, but he didn't come so much that she felt familiar, but she couldn't remember who it was.
Until he lowered his eyelids and a small mole appeared between his eyelids. At that moment, she seemed to be dazed. The words "Uncle Cao" appeared on Lu Chen's forehead in bold and capitalized. She didn't care about anyone talking, and immediately grabbed it. I forgot about it myself.
"Yes."
Lu Chen leaned over, leaning forward with his elbows on the marble-repaired front desk, lowered his head to get very close to her, and asked in a low voice like a hooligan, "This beautiful sister, are you my fan?"
A bit deliberate.
The assistant's little girl's heart beat quickened by his handsome face suddenly approaching, and she was so excited that she almost couldn't breathe: "Yes, yes, yes...do you remember me! Me! Fight against Buddha!"
"Remember, it was you." Lu Chen leaned over and approached her, opening his mouth to say something.
"Don't tease the little girl." Fu Yanchuan didn't even notice, and scooped him up.
He took advantage of the fact that the assistant's younger sister was still scared and held her breath, and stopped Lu Chen from distributing his hormones as if he didn't want money.
Only then did Lu Chen stand up straight, and smiled nonchalantly.
He turned around and said, "Don't call me Mr. Grass outside. I have such a long ID, can't Xiaocao do it? How cute."
"School grass?!" The assistant girl was even more excited.
Damn, not only is this a fucking fan, but also a difficult CP fan?
"No..." Lu Chen said helplessly, "Hey, you can call it whatever you want."
Qiu Yunqi asked curiously, "Little brother, do you still have fans?"
"Yes, yes, there are many!" the assistant girl rushed to answer.
Qiu Yunqi lowered his voice: "Qingshu's?"
He thought about it, and now Qingshu is a large-scale video website that everyone knows.
Fu Yanchuan frowned and looked at Lu Chen.
Assistant girl: "That's right, the weeds on the side of the ID road."
Speaking of which, she is not sleepy.As an old fan, she has been putting Lu Chen on the following list since he first entered the website, and watched his number of fans grow bigger and bigger step by step.
The pride of an old mother arises spontaneously.
Qiu Yunqi was about to ask Fu Yanchuan when he turned around and found that he had already taken out his mobile phone, probably contacting a patient who had made an appointment but didn't come on time.
Qiu Yunqi opened his mouth and was about to tease a few more words, but finally swallowed the words.
After all, we must distinguish between primary and secondary.
Fu Yanchuan clicked on the Green Tree software, and a rotating green logo and a flashing loading logo appeared on the screen.
Sure enough, the "weeds on the side of the road" on the recommended video on the homepage never went down.
Fu Yanchuan swiped across the account with tens of millions of fans, ignored all the replies to private messages, logged back into the small account, clicked on Lu Chen's homepage, and chose to follow.
He didn't know what to pay attention to for a while, probably out of curiosity, he was a little interested in the other Lu Chen behind the screen.
After all, they are roommates, so it's time to get to know each other better.
"Master Grass, regarding the fan meeting announcement that Qingshu sent before, have you been invited?"
"Yes. Didn't I mention it on Weibo?"
The pure color company only sends the invitation list to the invitees one-on-one, and keeps it absolutely confidential to others.
If Cheng Yixiao hadn't taken the initiative to tell Lu Chen, Lu Chen would not have known that Cheng Yixiao was invited.
Even fans can't get the list, and can only guess based on the Weibo dynamics or video words of the up masters.
The purpose is simple, to make money.
In this way, regardless of whether the up master himself is invited or not, as long as there is a little possibility, fans will choose to spend money to participate.
I would rather kill by mistake than let it go.
A total of 100 guests are invited every year. There is an unwritten rule about the invitation criteria. The number of fans determines everything.
Of course, there are various standards such as whether the behavior violates the law, whether the video content conforms to green development, and whether the person has a criminal record.However, it is generally only a secondary factor, and the list will not change significantly.
After all, traffic and commercial value are what the company really wants, and there are so many "heterogeneous".
Fu Yanchuan paused, and after thinking about it, he understood that Lu Chen would be invited.
He dialed the patient's phone number and met Lu Chen's eyes inadvertently.
Both of them had some thought in their eyes.
The latter was still surprised by Fu Yanchuan's frankness.
There are very few people who dare to come out of the closet. People who find their sexual orientation is abnormal seem to be used to hiding it, but he seems to have no burden.
Even the roommate who was in the same room as himself was no different from before when he found out about this incident, showing no signs of embarrassment.
Very calm, so calm that even Lu Chen admired him.
It's not appropriate to stay any longer, Lu Chen said goodbye, and decided to go back to have breakfast first, and before leaving, he intentionally gave that assistant a wink, which was very shameless.
Fu Yanchuan: "..."
He suddenly felt more about He Zhen.
But the little girl was still so fascinated, she couldn't remember it for a long time, and she couldn't help screaming: "He is so beautiful!"
Using the adjective beautiful to describe Lu Chen is obviously more appropriate than handsome.
The phone was connected, and no one remembered the episode, and they all began to devote themselves to work.
Lu Chen has been free recently, and made an appointment with Cheng Yixiao to go around, just in time to get acquainted with the business districts and entertainment venues in City S during the one or two weeks before the Chinese New Year.
Cheng Yixiao used to stay in City S for a while, but later he had to move to another city for the convenience of going to university.
This time, I finally moved back during the winter vacation. Part of the reason is to participate in the pure color activities, and part of the reason is that I haven’t been back for three years. I want to come back to see how much has changed.
I didn't expect to hit the wrong side, and instead became Lu Chen's free tour guide.
After saying hello to Fu Yanchuan, Lu Chen didn't go back for a few days at a time, either because he played too late until it was dark or because he played too crazy and didn't want to go back.
"My little sun." Lu Chen hadn't seen Cheng Yixiao for a long time, almost half a year in total, when he saw him, he had a feeling of reunion that he hadn't seen for a long time.
"I told you not to call me that." Cheng Yixiao spoke with a gentle smile, this kind of resistance didn't work at all, instead it was more like helplessness and pampering.
Lu Chen hugged him even more aggressively, and said in a tired tone: "What do you call it? Brother Yixiao?"
However, the height gap is there, so the movements are unavoidably funny.
"Why are you so tall? At least 1.8 meters." Lu Chen retracted his hand uncomfortably, and stood in front of him to make gestures.
Cheng Yixiao: "Well, 1.8 meters three."
The zipper of Lu Chen's coat could only be pulled up to his chest, and it was still precarious with the movements, while Cheng Yixiao was well-dressed and well-groomed like an honest and good student.
The feeling of the two of them formed a contrast to others, and they didn't look like passers-by, so they attracted frequent glances from passers-by.
in the restaurant...
Lu Chen: "Little Sunshine, when do you plan to go back?"
Cheng Yixiao was looking at the menu quietly, and replied without raising his head when he heard it: "Leave after the winter vacation."
"Do you have time to sit with me?"
"Okay." Cheng Yixiao closed the menu and said to the waiter with a smile: "That's all."
Every time I go to eat, Cheng Yixiao is basically in charge.He knew Lu Chen's taboos, as well as his preferences, so he left this important task to Cheng Yixiao.
Cheng Yixiao also lived up to his expectations, Lu Chen couldn't put down the dishes he ordered, and he didn't stop eating until the plate was empty.
"By the way..." Cheng Yixiao asked, "How are you getting along with your roommate?"
Lu Chen: "It's okay, who is the master? You can get along well with anyone."
He took a mouthful of food, swallowed it and continued: "But to be honest, I'd rather stay with a bad-tempered person, at least I won't be confused about his attitude. My roommate has no expression on his face, and he can't see it." Whether he is happy or angry, whether I did the right thing or the wrong thing."
What answered him was Cheng Yixiao's chuckle: "It's quite interesting."
In the next day or two, Lu Chen and the others also called a few up masters who usually play well in Qingshu.
After a lot of people, there is a lot of excitement.
On the last night, five or six young people in their 20s went to KTV together, and the private room was filled with all kinds of howling ghosts and wolves, which completely stimulated Lu Chen's drowsiness.
Lu Chen half-pushed and sang a song, unexpectedly, he sang very well, and when he got off the stage, he received "you can't be willing to sing so fucking well", "I'm still waiting to see your joke", "Old Versailles" Voice.
"You fucking..." Lu Chen couldn't help kicking the person next to him when he heard the wailing, "I just said why you want me to go up, you want to see my jokes, don't even think about it."
Cheng Yixiao handed over the microphone and smiled at Lu Chen: "One more song? Chorus?"
His eyes fell on the microphone, but he didn't answer it.
Lu Chen suddenly thought that if it was his roommate, as a voice actor, wouldn't singing be better?
Fu Yanchuan's deep and magnetic voice came to his ears. With a smile, Lu Chen seemed to be able to see him standing on the stage, holding a microphone and singing affectionately.
"Lu Chen?"
"Stop singing, stop singing, and I don't like singing." Lu Chen came back to his senses, waved his hands, and sat down on the sunken sofa.
a few kilometers away.
He was the only one in Nuo Da's room. Fu Yanchuan seemed to be used to it, but he couldn't help feeling a little bit behind after the comparison.
Looking at the closed door of Lu Chen's room, if there were no traces of Lu Chen's visit left in the shoe cabinet, Fu Yanchuan would have thought that he had never appeared.
After eating takeaway for a few days, Fu Yanchuan felt a little uncomfortable.Obviously the taste has not changed, but it seems that something is different.
The takeaway contains the dishes he ordered before, but now he feels uncomfortable eating them.
Probably after eating a good meal, it is difficult to accept that it is not so good.he thinks……
Fu Yanchuan swallowed with difficulty, feeling sick to his stomach, so he sighed and threw the takeaway into the trash can, and dialed Lu Chen's phone number.
The noise in his ears completely suppressed the ringing of the phone, and Lu Chen sat in the corner and watched Cheng Yixiao sing seriously.
Cheng Yixiao always smiles no matter what he does, and most of them are gentle smiles, which are exactly the same as his name.
He feels like a big boy who is always sunny, even if he is younger than Lu Chen, he always gives Lu Chen unlimited pampering.
He was the first real friend Lu Chen made in Qingshu.
The accompaniment rhythm is soothing, and his voice is gentle. Standing under the flickering lights, the color of the light in the eyeballs changes accordingly, the profile of the face is softly illuminated, and the lines from the forehead to the chin are outlined.
Seemingly aware of Lu Chen's gaze, Cheng Yixiao turned sideways to meet his dazed eyes, and gave another heartwarming smile, as if there was a look in his eyes, which fascinated Lu Chen.
It's no wonder that cp fans are so popular, this person does have countless charms, and he makes me angry when he smiles, especially for Lu Chen.
"What the hell? How can there be an uncle?" Qiu Yunqi was the first and the second elder.
The assistant girl ignored him at all, pinched her own people with wide eyes, and looked at Lu Chen in disbelief: "You are Mr. Cao?!"
She had been silently observing Lu Chen's side face for a long time, but he didn't come so much that she felt familiar, but she couldn't remember who it was.
Until he lowered his eyelids and a small mole appeared between his eyelids. At that moment, she seemed to be dazed. The words "Uncle Cao" appeared on Lu Chen's forehead in bold and capitalized. She didn't care about anyone talking, and immediately grabbed it. I forgot about it myself.
"Yes."
Lu Chen leaned over, leaning forward with his elbows on the marble-repaired front desk, lowered his head to get very close to her, and asked in a low voice like a hooligan, "This beautiful sister, are you my fan?"
A bit deliberate.
The assistant's little girl's heart beat quickened by his handsome face suddenly approaching, and she was so excited that she almost couldn't breathe: "Yes, yes, yes...do you remember me! Me! Fight against Buddha!"
"Remember, it was you." Lu Chen leaned over and approached her, opening his mouth to say something.
"Don't tease the little girl." Fu Yanchuan didn't even notice, and scooped him up.
He took advantage of the fact that the assistant's younger sister was still scared and held her breath, and stopped Lu Chen from distributing his hormones as if he didn't want money.
Only then did Lu Chen stand up straight, and smiled nonchalantly.
He turned around and said, "Don't call me Mr. Grass outside. I have such a long ID, can't Xiaocao do it? How cute."
"School grass?!" The assistant girl was even more excited.
Damn, not only is this a fucking fan, but also a difficult CP fan?
"No..." Lu Chen said helplessly, "Hey, you can call it whatever you want."
Qiu Yunqi asked curiously, "Little brother, do you still have fans?"
"Yes, yes, there are many!" the assistant girl rushed to answer.
Qiu Yunqi lowered his voice: "Qingshu's?"
He thought about it, and now Qingshu is a large-scale video website that everyone knows.
Fu Yanchuan frowned and looked at Lu Chen.
Assistant girl: "That's right, the weeds on the side of the ID road."
Speaking of which, she is not sleepy.As an old fan, she has been putting Lu Chen on the following list since he first entered the website, and watched his number of fans grow bigger and bigger step by step.
The pride of an old mother arises spontaneously.
Qiu Yunqi was about to ask Fu Yanchuan when he turned around and found that he had already taken out his mobile phone, probably contacting a patient who had made an appointment but didn't come on time.
Qiu Yunqi opened his mouth and was about to tease a few more words, but finally swallowed the words.
After all, we must distinguish between primary and secondary.
Fu Yanchuan clicked on the Green Tree software, and a rotating green logo and a flashing loading logo appeared on the screen.
Sure enough, the "weeds on the side of the road" on the recommended video on the homepage never went down.
Fu Yanchuan swiped across the account with tens of millions of fans, ignored all the replies to private messages, logged back into the small account, clicked on Lu Chen's homepage, and chose to follow.
He didn't know what to pay attention to for a while, probably out of curiosity, he was a little interested in the other Lu Chen behind the screen.
After all, they are roommates, so it's time to get to know each other better.
"Master Grass, regarding the fan meeting announcement that Qingshu sent before, have you been invited?"
"Yes. Didn't I mention it on Weibo?"
The pure color company only sends the invitation list to the invitees one-on-one, and keeps it absolutely confidential to others.
If Cheng Yixiao hadn't taken the initiative to tell Lu Chen, Lu Chen would not have known that Cheng Yixiao was invited.
Even fans can't get the list, and can only guess based on the Weibo dynamics or video words of the up masters.
The purpose is simple, to make money.
In this way, regardless of whether the up master himself is invited or not, as long as there is a little possibility, fans will choose to spend money to participate.
I would rather kill by mistake than let it go.
A total of 100 guests are invited every year. There is an unwritten rule about the invitation criteria. The number of fans determines everything.
Of course, there are various standards such as whether the behavior violates the law, whether the video content conforms to green development, and whether the person has a criminal record.However, it is generally only a secondary factor, and the list will not change significantly.
After all, traffic and commercial value are what the company really wants, and there are so many "heterogeneous".
Fu Yanchuan paused, and after thinking about it, he understood that Lu Chen would be invited.
He dialed the patient's phone number and met Lu Chen's eyes inadvertently.
Both of them had some thought in their eyes.
The latter was still surprised by Fu Yanchuan's frankness.
There are very few people who dare to come out of the closet. People who find their sexual orientation is abnormal seem to be used to hiding it, but he seems to have no burden.
Even the roommate who was in the same room as himself was no different from before when he found out about this incident, showing no signs of embarrassment.
Very calm, so calm that even Lu Chen admired him.
It's not appropriate to stay any longer, Lu Chen said goodbye, and decided to go back to have breakfast first, and before leaving, he intentionally gave that assistant a wink, which was very shameless.
Fu Yanchuan: "..."
He suddenly felt more about He Zhen.
But the little girl was still so fascinated, she couldn't remember it for a long time, and she couldn't help screaming: "He is so beautiful!"
Using the adjective beautiful to describe Lu Chen is obviously more appropriate than handsome.
The phone was connected, and no one remembered the episode, and they all began to devote themselves to work.
Lu Chen has been free recently, and made an appointment with Cheng Yixiao to go around, just in time to get acquainted with the business districts and entertainment venues in City S during the one or two weeks before the Chinese New Year.
Cheng Yixiao used to stay in City S for a while, but later he had to move to another city for the convenience of going to university.
This time, I finally moved back during the winter vacation. Part of the reason is to participate in the pure color activities, and part of the reason is that I haven’t been back for three years. I want to come back to see how much has changed.
I didn't expect to hit the wrong side, and instead became Lu Chen's free tour guide.
After saying hello to Fu Yanchuan, Lu Chen didn't go back for a few days at a time, either because he played too late until it was dark or because he played too crazy and didn't want to go back.
"My little sun." Lu Chen hadn't seen Cheng Yixiao for a long time, almost half a year in total, when he saw him, he had a feeling of reunion that he hadn't seen for a long time.
"I told you not to call me that." Cheng Yixiao spoke with a gentle smile, this kind of resistance didn't work at all, instead it was more like helplessness and pampering.
Lu Chen hugged him even more aggressively, and said in a tired tone: "What do you call it? Brother Yixiao?"
However, the height gap is there, so the movements are unavoidably funny.
"Why are you so tall? At least 1.8 meters." Lu Chen retracted his hand uncomfortably, and stood in front of him to make gestures.
Cheng Yixiao: "Well, 1.8 meters three."
The zipper of Lu Chen's coat could only be pulled up to his chest, and it was still precarious with the movements, while Cheng Yixiao was well-dressed and well-groomed like an honest and good student.
The feeling of the two of them formed a contrast to others, and they didn't look like passers-by, so they attracted frequent glances from passers-by.
in the restaurant...
Lu Chen: "Little Sunshine, when do you plan to go back?"
Cheng Yixiao was looking at the menu quietly, and replied without raising his head when he heard it: "Leave after the winter vacation."
"Do you have time to sit with me?"
"Okay." Cheng Yixiao closed the menu and said to the waiter with a smile: "That's all."
Every time I go to eat, Cheng Yixiao is basically in charge.He knew Lu Chen's taboos, as well as his preferences, so he left this important task to Cheng Yixiao.
Cheng Yixiao also lived up to his expectations, Lu Chen couldn't put down the dishes he ordered, and he didn't stop eating until the plate was empty.
"By the way..." Cheng Yixiao asked, "How are you getting along with your roommate?"
Lu Chen: "It's okay, who is the master? You can get along well with anyone."
He took a mouthful of food, swallowed it and continued: "But to be honest, I'd rather stay with a bad-tempered person, at least I won't be confused about his attitude. My roommate has no expression on his face, and he can't see it." Whether he is happy or angry, whether I did the right thing or the wrong thing."
What answered him was Cheng Yixiao's chuckle: "It's quite interesting."
In the next day or two, Lu Chen and the others also called a few up masters who usually play well in Qingshu.
After a lot of people, there is a lot of excitement.
On the last night, five or six young people in their 20s went to KTV together, and the private room was filled with all kinds of howling ghosts and wolves, which completely stimulated Lu Chen's drowsiness.
Lu Chen half-pushed and sang a song, unexpectedly, he sang very well, and when he got off the stage, he received "you can't be willing to sing so fucking well", "I'm still waiting to see your joke", "Old Versailles" Voice.
"You fucking..." Lu Chen couldn't help kicking the person next to him when he heard the wailing, "I just said why you want me to go up, you want to see my jokes, don't even think about it."
Cheng Yixiao handed over the microphone and smiled at Lu Chen: "One more song? Chorus?"
His eyes fell on the microphone, but he didn't answer it.
Lu Chen suddenly thought that if it was his roommate, as a voice actor, wouldn't singing be better?
Fu Yanchuan's deep and magnetic voice came to his ears. With a smile, Lu Chen seemed to be able to see him standing on the stage, holding a microphone and singing affectionately.
"Lu Chen?"
"Stop singing, stop singing, and I don't like singing." Lu Chen came back to his senses, waved his hands, and sat down on the sunken sofa.
a few kilometers away.
He was the only one in Nuo Da's room. Fu Yanchuan seemed to be used to it, but he couldn't help feeling a little bit behind after the comparison.
Looking at the closed door of Lu Chen's room, if there were no traces of Lu Chen's visit left in the shoe cabinet, Fu Yanchuan would have thought that he had never appeared.
After eating takeaway for a few days, Fu Yanchuan felt a little uncomfortable.Obviously the taste has not changed, but it seems that something is different.
The takeaway contains the dishes he ordered before, but now he feels uncomfortable eating them.
Probably after eating a good meal, it is difficult to accept that it is not so good.he thinks……
Fu Yanchuan swallowed with difficulty, feeling sick to his stomach, so he sighed and threw the takeaway into the trash can, and dialed Lu Chen's phone number.
The noise in his ears completely suppressed the ringing of the phone, and Lu Chen sat in the corner and watched Cheng Yixiao sing seriously.
Cheng Yixiao always smiles no matter what he does, and most of them are gentle smiles, which are exactly the same as his name.
He feels like a big boy who is always sunny, even if he is younger than Lu Chen, he always gives Lu Chen unlimited pampering.
He was the first real friend Lu Chen made in Qingshu.
The accompaniment rhythm is soothing, and his voice is gentle. Standing under the flickering lights, the color of the light in the eyeballs changes accordingly, the profile of the face is softly illuminated, and the lines from the forehead to the chin are outlined.
Seemingly aware of Lu Chen's gaze, Cheng Yixiao turned sideways to meet his dazed eyes, and gave another heartwarming smile, as if there was a look in his eyes, which fascinated Lu Chen.
It's no wonder that cp fans are so popular, this person does have countless charms, and he makes me angry when he smiles, especially for Lu Chen.
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